Sect Leader Is Under Great Pressure

get together

After the list for the long trip to the Taoist Palace was decided, Wu Zhan took a few friends to hold a small party as a farewell to the upcoming long trip.

The participants included Wu Zhan, Xiao Yang, Black Snake, Nightingale, You Jia, Mrs. Lou, Qing Nv, Mrs. Guan, etc. Qing Nv came for Mrs. Guan. Wu Zhan has good communication skills, and recently got along with Guan Zhuzi very well. Recently, they were even called "Ladies Group" in private.

At the party, Black Snake complained that there are more and more monsters and people in Kunlai recently, many consumption prices have risen sharply, but wages have risen very slowly, and the money for farming has become increasingly insufficient.

Wu Zhan was curious for a moment, and asked, "Brother Snake, did you increase the pocket money for Jiutou?"

Black Snake said casually: "If you have money, it will go up, if you don't have money, it won't go up."

When a question was mentioned, Nightingale finally stopped eating melon seeds and raised her head curiously: "Speaking of which, brother, what is our source of income?"

Black Snake thought about it for a while: "Lectures outside the school, selling expired exercises... Does buying a son count?"

Nightingale looked terrified: "Buying a nephew, oh my god, we actually did this kind of thing!"

Black Snake pondered: "Well, so to speak, it is necessary to develop a side business."

Teacher Lou asked with a curious smile, "What are you doing?"

Black Snake thought for a long time, then suddenly patted his tail: "How about making jewelry?"

"Your son twisted a hair tie?" someone asked.

"Hiss, are you sure they won't break my son's neck when they take my son on the head..." Black Snake explained, "We Daxuan also had many ingenious treasures in the harem back then."

Mrs. Guan said indifferently: "What do you want to design?"

"Jewelry," Black Snake said arrogantly, flicking his tail, "With such a big bird by my side, Diancui's problem can be solved."

"Wait!" Nightingale fluttered her feathers and said in horror, "Brother, Diancui wants a bird's tail!!!"

"But she's not a kingfisher?" Youjia said while pouring wine for her lover.

Black Snake disagreed: "It can be dyed, and now Diancui doesn't need real kingfisher feathers. As long as its tail hair has the texture of kingfisher feathers, it's fine."

You Jia shook his head: "Impossible. If you use it yourself, it doesn't matter if Nightingale dyes herself into a macaw. But if you sell it as a fake, Shoushanju will fine you for suspecting a monster."

"Then, just mark it as imitation kingfisher feather~" Black Snake didn't want to give up.

Lou Duxing shook his head lightly and said, "But the problem now is that Qifeng has already had a magic weapon for jewelry. How are you going to compete?"

Nightingale immediately became confident: "We focus on appearance."

Black Snake was extremely disappointed: "What's the use of appearance...you don't last long."

Then the Nightingale wilted again.

Black Snake thought about it again: "Then, does Qifeng have a jewelry designer?"

Mrs. Guan said with regret: "It is a matter of glory for the ancestors that the artisans of the great country of Xizhou can be selected for the Kunlai Qifeng with their own blueprints."

Black Snake buried his head in the wine: "Ah - I just promise the guy from Jiufeng to hibernate in his vat!"

Nightingale: "How about letting the nephews come to a sideshow?"

Lou Duxing nodded: "This is fine, it is very profitable during the slack season."

Nightingale: "That's right, and we have a lot of people!"

Wu Zhan smiled and said, "What's the show?"

Nightingale: "Anything is fine!"

Wu Zhan shook his head and said, "No, what I mean is that it's hard to make money with low difficulty, which monster can't jump through fire hoops?"

Nightingale excitedly said, "Then let's do something more difficult!"

He looked at Black Snake even more excitedly: "Brother, does my nephew have any specialties?"

Hei Snake thought hard for a while, facing his younger brother's fiery gaze, hesitantly said: "They--they are very long." Lou Duxing: "..."

Wu Zhan: "..."

"..." Nightingale, "Is there any more?"

Black Snake shook his head regretfully: "You know, monsters, almost all of their skill points are hunting and survival."

So Nightingale said excitedly again: "Then we can teach hunting, or serve as bodyguards for some low-level disciples on missions!"

You Jia gleefully said: "It is with deep sorrow that I tell you that there are already so many demon cultivators in this profession that they can kill people by shouting on the mountain. Naturally, the price is undeniably low."

nightingale:"……"

Nightingale was deeply saddened: "Why is it so difficult to support a family and develop a side job!"

Yang Juyin said boringly: "If making money is so easy, there won't be so many poor people."

Nightingale burst into tears.

Wu Zhan comforted: "Besides, you are not poor. Compared to those Kunpiao who have no household registration, you are already envied by demons."

The green witch on the side heard this, and finally said leisurely: "Why do you have to be so entangled, why don't you come and be my assistant. Two million a year, how about it?"

Nightingale was almost drooling, and the black snake couldn't help but straightened himself into a snake stick, Lou Duxing even felt a little bit moved.

Nightingale took a sip of her saliva, and starlight almost fell out of her small eyes: "What are you doing?"

Mrs. Guan glanced at her: "You want to break up the union again?"

"Take it apart! As long as she fights back." Nightingale's head seemed to be tied for an instant with a headband that read "Fortune for money, death for birds, and death for food." "Is it dangerous? If there is no danger to life, I will do it!"

"This is a high-risk occupation, so the salary is high." Mrs. Guan said truthfully.

Nightingale hesitated for a moment: "For example?"

The Green Witch smiled and said, "For example, I will open up a new eight meridians for you, and block the previous ones."

The nightingale trembled!

The Green Witch continued: "Or study whether it is possible to install a lightning rod in the body, and let you go through a catastrophe to test whether it is useful."

Nightingale took a step back silently: "I think I'm a little, a little different from the assistant you understand."

The Green Witch snorted and said, "Then you can trick me into dismantling it, and send it back after dismantling, and the task will be completed."

"Cheat? The one who wants to enter the mountain guard!" Nightingale waved her wings repeatedly, "The poor ghosts are just waiting for us to break the rules!"

The Green Witch said speechlessly: "If it doesn't work, it's okay to be responsible for getting some snake meat to eat..."

Nightingale finally regained her composure: "Snake meat...we can supply you with snake meat for a long time. Brother!!! Will my nephew regenerate?" trembling.)

The Blue Witch shook her head: "Or the normal one."

Nightingale: "What kind?"

The Green Witch smiled shyly: "A generation of blood? Like a dragon snake..."

Nightingale: "This is too demanding..."

The Green Demon Goddess said with a natural expression: "There is no limit, what do you want?"

As she said that, Meng Qingnv stretched out her hand to touch Mrs. Guan's face: "I want my little Zhuzi to see the world so that she won't be taken away by a handful of rice~"

Wu Zhan smiled and said, "Are you talking about the master?"

"Don't be so direct, what should you do if you get banned." Qing Nu snorted coldly, "Just understand."

Wu Zhan shook his head: "How much do you hate the little goblin?"

"Don't talk about that," Qingnu changed the subject, "Nightingale, come on, my assistant's salary can still be raised."

Nightingale shook her head: "Forget it, I believe salary and danger are linked."

"Then do you want to try the summer benefits of stuffed animals? Let the subcutaneous fat and fur become cool crystals, which can gather spirits. The new method launched by this peak is 8% off. It is also helpful for cultivation. Those who arrive will be frozen." The Green Witch smiled, "For you, the first one can get [-]% off."

Nightingale: "No, thank you, I love my feathers very much. Will it change back after summer?"

"Yes," the Blue Witch said confidently, "We have winter benefits, 9% off."

Nightingale: "Forget it, if it's too hot, I can sleep next to my brother. It feels dangerous."

"I want Xiong to try it, 7% off." The Green Witch's eyes fell on Wu Zhan, "Oh, I forgot to say that the crystal will gather spirits all the time, and if you stay in contact with the same person for too long, that person will lose energy."

"No need, it is the most basic thing for monks to regulate their body temperature." Senior Brother Yang said coldly with lightning-like eyes.

"Is that so? I heard that Danfeng exploded something recently. The power is stronger than the smog. The whole Kun-Lai is very hot, and the automatic adjustment can no longer be adjusted."

"God, didn't Shoushanju survive?" Wu Zhan was stunned.

"Danfeng Yifeng is not afraid of fines." The young girl said proudly, "It's okay, they have opened a new era after the bombing, and they will earn back in a turn."

"Qiao Qiao heard that he is considering entering the Shoushan Residence, please restrain yourself, he is a fairy." Senior Brother Yang warned.

"Speaking of which, I'm going to get angry!" Qing Nu said coldly, "Why is Jianfeng the first to be a human immortal, I want a high salary to lure him away!"

"The Youth Summit was split by An Xian!" Senior Brother Yang said with a headache.

"Split?" The young girl said proudly, "Let her come! Emma, ​​I want to send a battle card."

"No!" Mrs. Guan stopped him resolutely, "Qiao Qiao is a loser. He must be in Qingfeng and his heart is in Jianfeng. When the time comes, he will only subsidize Jianfeng. Who should we turn to?"

"I'm going to dig him to Taiyi Peak." Yimengqingnv may be too light to drink, pointing at Yang Chuyin with a bit of grievance, "That little guy is only playing with bears now, and the first disciple, Renxian, was originally his. I can't let the Fu faction headed by Kunlai go on like this!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and asked one after another: "Xiong, do you agree?"

Wu Zhan waved his hands again and again, comforting the young man behind him: "Forget it, young girl, take some anti-menopausal medicine. This will be good for everyone."

The people around suddenly laughed.

"Okay!" Mrs. Guan comforted the young girl, "Our peak lost its vitality back then, and soon there will be immortals!"

……

After the show ended, Yang Juyin was still displeased: "Ah Zhan, he dared to call me young!"

"Actually, I think what he said makes sense." Wu Zhan looked at him calmly and said sincerely, "So, you can go to the study to sleep tonight."

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