Who told me to be a ghost!

Followed the little maid all the way to the Huanyi Bureau, and walked east and west for a whole stick of incense before arriving at the magnificently decorated Changning Palace.The little maid paused, hesitated for a long time, and timidly entered the palace gate.

I floated all the way in and wandered around the door for a long time. It felt a little strange to see all the eunuchs and maids guarding the door of the inner hall.

The little maid politely handed over the clothes and whispered to the little eunuch: "Has the princess rested yet?"

The little eunuch nodded, looking cautious, just made a gesture, and then sent the little maid back.

In this posture, it seemed that there was some beast sleeping in the house. I raised my chin and looked into the hall, only to see heavy veils hanging down to the ground, motionless.The hall is quiet, with a suffocating sense of oppression. No wonder these palace people are all cautious. The whole palace is arranged like a mourning hall. I don't know what kind of Hades-level person lives in it?Fortunately, I'm a fierce ghost, I can go wherever I want, and I don't worry about meeting Hades.

I walked lightly into the inner hall and inspected it.The inside is just the most common furnishings in the palace. Antiques and famous paintings are placed all over the room, and gold and silverware are everywhere. After looking at it for a long time, it feels visually polluted. The whole room is written with big vulgar characters.

I lifted the gauze curtain in disgust and entered the bedroom.

The sweet incense was being lit in the bedroom, and as soon as the gauze curtain was lifted, it rushed towards my face, choking me to sneeze three times in a row.

I rubbed my nose and wondered, there is such a vulgar woman in the palace. Compared with her, Xiaoshu is as elegant and dusty as a lotus in water. Small book than?

Disgusted, I took out my fan to fan the wind, and slowly approached the bed, a little curious about the true face of this vulgar woman.

After walking a few steps, I found that the floor tiles under my feet had reached the end, and the floor where the floor tiles connected with the bed was actually paved with white jade carved into the shape of a lotus flower.

My heart moved, and lotuses grew every step of the way. Although this princess is tacky, she also has some elegant preferences.

He raised his eyes to look at the bed, the curtains of the bed were half closed, and he couldn't see clearly what was going on on the bed, but there was no movement for so long, so he must be sleeping soundly.

I looked at the jade lotus on the ground, and I loved it so much, I couldn't help showing my figure, took off my shoes, and walked slowly on the white jade floor.

Jade is warm and moist, delicate and smooth.

Recalling that when I was newborn, I floated in the sky all day long. On nights when the moon was clear, I would lie on the branches of locust trees to admire the stars.I have been a ghost for a long time, but I prefer this down-to-earth feeling. In the final analysis, ghosts will always be bound by life, and it is no wonder that the world is nostalgic for the world.

I walked slowly on the ground, thinking about some messy things, getting closer and closer to the bed.

When I was only three or four steps away from the bed, I felt the bed curtain swaying lightly, before I could hide my figure, I saw the bed curtain was suddenly lifted, followed by a loud shout: "Bold! Who dares to disturb this princess' nap!"

The bed curtain was opened wide, revealing Princess Changning's true face on Mount Lu.

She was dressed in maroon translucent pajamas, with the skirt half open, revealing a piece of snow-white neck and shoulders, her face was slightly sick, her appearance was only average, but the anger in her eyes was as strong as a raging fire.

I held my shoes in one hand and a paper fan in the other. No matter how I looked, I looked like a thief or a flower picker. I smiled helplessly and said, "Excuse me."

"You..." She looked around my face and saw that I was just staring at her. The anger had slowly dissipated, and only the remaining heat gradually burned to the roots of the ears and cheeks: "Who are you? Why did you come in? No one notified?"

Seeing her like this, I feel disdainful.Although I, Bai Ying, don't rely on my face to live, my face can make women seek death and life.This Princess Changning is just a woman who is more vulgar than ordinary people, so of course there is no exception.

Princess Changning's eyes gradually showed a flying look, and she couldn't help but look up at me again, and asked softly, "What's your name, young master?"

I glanced at her half-open skirt, and asked contemptuously, "What about you?"

Princess Changning couldn't help laughing: "I am Princess Changning, and my boudoir name is Su Yuyao."

I turned around and said lightly: "Don't bother me, let's take a step first." After saying that, I turned around and wanted to leave.

Princess Changning quickly grabbed my sleeve: "My lord, did you enter the palace today? But the empress dowager asked you to come?"

I frowned and looked at her hands. The clothes were not easy to come by. I wondered if she would scratch the clothes so vigorously.I was anxious and began to think about whether to give her a kick or a palm.

Before I could think about it, Princess Changning grabbed my hand: "Because of a male pet who fell ill, I made you laugh at me, but since you are willing to come today, you must be willing to be my son-in-law?"

She spoke very carefully, as if she was afraid that I would get angry, but her hands were tired of mine and she didn't want to leave.I hate being stalked by a woman the most in my life, let alone a woman who has been a pet for a long time. I am so disgusted in my heart, I sneered, sat beside her with a gloomy face and looked at her sneeringly: "So, are you Did you see me?"

Princess Changning answered me with actions, and leaned against me.

I just felt a chill in my body, and I threw my shoes and folding fan aside.I have been a ghost for 3000 years, and it is not a bad thing to collect yin and supplement yang occasionally, but I am afraid that she will get sick if she stays with me for a long time.

I embraced her in my arms.

Princess Changning raised her face slightly to look at me, and said softly: "Now I understand what it means to fall in love at first sight."

I ignited raging anger in my heart, and said with a sneer: "Today you understand what love at first sight is, and after today you will understand what it means to be haunted by ghosts."

Princess Changning was puzzled and thought I was joking with her, so she stuck to me even more attentively.

Bursts of Yin Qi were released, I lowered my head slightly, and slowly approached the corners of her rosy lips.

Before touching her, a figure flashed past and hid under the table very quickly.

Turning my head and squinting my eyes, I found that the little female ghost I met when I first entered the palace was biting her fingers and staring at me with big eyes.

I swiped my sleeves and stunned Princess Changning, then put on my shoes and disappeared again, and left the Changning Palace with the little ghost by the neck.

When I got to a secluded place, I threw her hard on the ground, and said in a dark voice, "You little female ghost, I told you before that if you follow me, you will be driven out of your wits."

The little female ghost struggled to get up from the ground, rubbed her buttocks and said aggrievedly: "Brother, I have already told you that my name is Xiaoxiong. I didn't follow you, but I accidentally ran into you in...in..."

I snorted coldly and lightly slapped the Yin Feng, and the little ghost fell to the ground again.

With tears in her eyes, the little ghost slowly got up and grabbed the corner of my clothes and asked, "Brother, why do you hate me? Is it because I'm not as good-looking as that princess?"

I really don't care what that Princess Changning looks like, but one size fits all, what does it matter if I hate her or not?

The long-lost fresh air gradually dissipated the sweet scent, and I was relieved for a while, and it was rare for me to be patient and educate her: "Why don't you learn how to do it well, you female ghost, you know how to judge people by their appearance at a young age."

The little female ghost choked with grievance: "Brother, my name is Xiaoxiong... You are so powerful, let me follow you?"

There are not a hundred thousand ghosts who want to follow me, Bai Ying, but eight thousand.I didn't bother to talk to her, so I turned and left.

Little Xiong followed far behind, not daring to get too close, and unwilling to leave, and followed all the way to the gate of the palace before panicking, sobbing and crying again.

Xiao Hua and Xiao Lu were standing guard at the door. When they saw me coming, they waved enthusiastically: "Grandpa Baiying, you are back. We have been waiting for you for a long time."

I took out the folding fan and gave it to Xiao Hua: "I know how to run around, do you know that Xiao Ludo is worried about you?"

Xiaohua scratched her head with a chuckle and said, "It is said that the person who came to recite the scriptures today is the disciple of an eminent monk. After he came, he led the young monks to read the scriptures non-stop. There are female ghosts who have never seen the world in the palace. They all ran to watch the excitement."

I hummed, monks are willing to transcend, Taoist priests are more submissive, but for those ghosts with qualifications, they are all useless.I looked at the sky and planned to rush back to take a nap.

Xiaohua glanced behind me, and said with a sigh: "Grandpa Baiying, that little ghost cried so pitifully, but did she hit you?"

Hearing his tone, it seems that I bullied her.

I said impatiently: "But it's another female ghost who wants to follow me, it's nothing serious."

Xiaohua nodded and sighed, "It looks like she was only seven or eight years old when she died. I don't know who killed her."

Xiao Hua had a look of pity, and it seemed that she was moved with compassion again.

I slapped him and woke him up completely: "She's been dead for more than 400 years, and she's been a ghost and has a good time, why do you need to pity her?"

Xiaohua lowered her head tremblingly: "Grandpa Baiying taught me the lesson."

Seeing Xiaohua's wronged look, Xiaolu couldn't bear it, and bowed to me: "Grandpa Baiying, there are always new ghosts who bother you on weekdays, and Xiaohua and I can easily stand in the way. The new ghost who died unjustly at an early age should find someone of the same age..."

After dealing with that princess for a long time, I was exhausted. I yawned and waved my hand to cut him off: "Get to the point."

Little Lu paused and said, "It's useful to keep this little ghost."

I glanced sideways at Little Bear, and saw that she was listening attentively not far away, and sighed, "Forget it, since you have spoken, let her follow."

As soon as the words fell, the little bear jumped up cheering and said happily: "Thank you brother, brother Baiying is the best!"

I pushed her away three feet with a fan, and said impatiently, "Follow me, but stay away from me in the future, don't touch me."

The little bear nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Xiaohua was a little unhappy: "Brother? Who do you call brother? It doesn't matter if it's big or small, it's Grandpa Grandpa!"

I was too lazy to listen to their nonsense, so I swayed and left first.