[Comprehensive Manga] Specially do logistics for elves!
Chapter 4 definitely boiled this fish!
Takuya doesn't have too much attachment, and he has a mediocre attitude towards everything, and he has always been sloppy since he was a child.If you can't find something to be attached to, and you don't have any goals, you must be an unmotivated person in the eyes of those around you.
However, such casual people will be more persistent than anyone else when they have something to do.It may be that more than ten years of persistence and seriousness have been put on one thing. In order to survive, Takuya, who does not want to die, treats basketball more seriously than ever.
To be the best Takuya, he passed the promotion assessment for the basketball club. Takuya Kazama, who was in class B for three years, has seen another rapid increase in popularity since he became the first team of the Teiko basketball club.
After school, Takuya, who once again rejected the confession of a female classmate, came to the Yijun Gymnasium with his schoolbag on his back.
As soon as one foot stepped into the pavilion, the neck was strangled by a strong arm.
"That's great, Kazama! I saw it. The girl in our class confessed to you, right? Damn it, I really envy you. You know, she's the girl with the best breasts in our class~"
You don't need to look at the teasing words to know who it is. Takuya poked his elbow back, and the person beside him let go of his hand and covered his stomach with a muffled grunt.
"Aomine-kun, you really have the soul of a wretched MADAO stuffed into the body of a young man, you have been corrupted from the inside out. If you really envy me, Aomine-kun should not look at it openly in school. Pornographic photos, then you won’t have such a bad nickname as ‘sex maniac’.” Takuya Kazama, a pseudo-face paralyzed, complained mercilessly, the fact that Aomine likes to watch photos is widely known in school, this guy is a bit There is no hidden meaning either.
"What kind of pornographic photo, Kazama, you should call it Horikita Maki photo album with reverence!"
"No, my brain will automatically filter the news that is not beneficial to me, Aomine-kun, after the parenthesis pornocrat, please don't take this opportunity to draw me closer to the dirty world of pseudo-adults."
"What the hell is your title with the emphasis in the brackets! Poor kid, life is incomplete without having to secretly look at photos while only masturbating with your five-fingered brother!"
He seems to have heard something incredible...
Takuya's eyes drifted to Aomine, and his sharp gaze made a certain black man who accidentally revealed his secret want to dig a hole and jump in.
Just when Aomine was so ashamed, Akashi saved him.
"Dahui, Takuya, what are you doing standing here? Why don't you change your clothes for training?"
"Ah... ah! Go right away!" Qingfeng's black skin was slightly red, and he rushed to the locker room at a sprint speed after responding.
"It's really rare." Akashi sighed inexplicably, and Takuya understood the meaning of his words.
Since joining the First Army, Takuya has faintly noticed the changes in Aomine.Even though he didn't join the basketball club two years ago, with the popularity of the Age of Miracles, Takuya knew more or less about the basketball club. For example, the red-haired one became the vice-captain shortly after joining the basketball club. A sharpshooter, for example, his new deskmate is a basketball genius, or a black guy whose enthusiasm for basketball is unrivaled.
But according to observations these days, Qingfeng's enthusiasm for basketball is gradually diminishing, and his usual training is also lazy.I heard that Qingfeng used to be the first to arrive at the gymnasium for training every day, but now he arrives at the training time, presumably everyone else has noticed Qingfeng's abnormality.
But no one pointed it out, and Takuya would not be the first bird. After all, his relationship with Aomine is not that good.
After training, the sun is about to set.After saying goodbye to his teammates, Takuya walked home with his schoolbag on his back.
His home is not far from Diguang, and he can walk there in ten minutes.
Passing by the river bank, Takuya's heart skipped a beat. He walked to the bank, put down his bag, took out the red and white balls, checked if there was no one around, and threw the ball into the river.
"Come out, elf!"
Shout out!The lines that I would say in my dreams when I was a child!
When I was young, I could say the lines in the animation without shyness. When I grow up, I always feel a strange sense of shame when I say it, but it is also very strange, and there is also the satisfaction of my childhood dream being realized.
Takuya blushed slightly, raised his hand to catch the bouncing Poké Ball.In the clear river water, a huge red carp opened its mouth and looked at Takuya with dull eyes.
The tall one is nearly one meter tall, the red body reflects the bright light, the long golden beard is like a dragon, the wide fins are white, it looks so powerful, and there is a mountain shaped like a crown on the top of the head Yes, it's like the king of the world!
[Give up, no matter how many adjectives you add, it can't change the fact that the Carp King is the weakest elf. 】
【……==】
"You bastard...Of course I know that! Even if it's just for a second, can't you let me immerse myself in beautiful fantasies! =皮=!" Takuya, who had a pseudo-facial paralysis, shouted loudly. expression.
[Fantasy is the beginning of depravity, wake up, boy. 】
Takuko's sympathetic tone made Takuya unable to suppress the anger in his heart. He pointed at the carp king and said loudly: "Carp king! Hurry up and prove to Ahoko that you are not a good-for-nothing! Splash and jump!"
silent……
The carp king stared at Takuya, and there was no emotion on that fish face, and finally when Takuya was about to give up, it moved!
The carp king turned around and flapped his tail in the water a few times. The speed was so fast that the water was stirred and rolled and splashed. As far as the trick of splashing water is concerned, it is very powerful.
but……
The carp king with his tail flicked his back to Takuya, and the splashing water rushed towards him, and Takuya, who was clenched in fists, was turned into a drowned rat.
Fortunately, it is now the season from spring to summer, and the weather is gradually warming up. Even if you fight in water, you won't catch a cold. However, few people can remain calm even if they get wet for nothing.
Wet hair hung on his forehead, and the fake face tugged at the corners of his mouth, slowly revealing a dark smile.Rolling up his sleeves, he walked towards the river, his voice becoming eerie.
"...Sure enough, I should cook you. The carp king should taste good when cooked, heh heh heh~"
Perhaps it was a natural instinct to sense danger. The carp king, who was slow to respond to Takuya's instructions, changed his blunt style. Seeing its intention, Taku also rushed over and caught it.
"Anyway, my whole body is wet, so don't give me any extra struggle. Maybe I'm in a good mood, so I'll let you go!"
Takuya hugged the carp king's huge head. It was still wagging its tail and struggling, and it would walk it if it didn't pay attention.
Just as Takuya was fighting hard against the carp king, a lazy voice sounded.
"Fengzi, what are you doing?"
That strange oral habit, even if you don't look at it, you know it's Murasakihara.Takuya raised his head, and Ziyuan, who was nearly two meters long, was standing on the river bank holding a bunch of snacks, with a delicious stick stuffed in his mouth, staring at him listlessly with hanging eyes.
"..." Takuya froze, his whole body was wet, he was still holding a living elf in his hands, and he was actually bumped into by his current teammate. This is really... the worst possible situation.
Takuya paused for a few seconds, then used his brain to find a suitable reason.
Summer is coming and he wants to swim, so he jumps into the river after school?
No, no, if there is no fish in his arms, this is really the most reasonable explanation.
So tell Ziyuan that this fish is waiting for his skills?
Well... this seems to be possible!
Just when Takuya came up with an explanation that could cope with the situation, the carp king in his arms showed the demeanor of his pig teammates.
It actually!While Takuya was not paying attention, he broke free and swam happily in the river!
No matter how powerful the figure is, it is impossible to move it!
He will definitely boil, fry and fry this fish!Absolutely! !
"Eh? Fengzi, what's that?" Ziyuan's lazy expression changed, and he stared at the hopping carp king with a suspicious liquid in the corner of his mouth. "Such a big fish, I really want to taste it~"
"..."
Speechless, Takuya had never seen such a nervous person.Such a weird fish, are you really not afraid of something wrong after eating it?
The sluggish Takuya had completely forgotten who was trying to cook the carp king just now.
【idiot!Take it back with the Poke Ball! 】
Reminded by the voice in his head, Takuya came to his senses.
yes!Now is not the time to be in a daze!
Takuya, who was standing in the river, quietly took out the poke ball under the water, facing the carp king, it instantly turned into a red light and was absorbed into the poke ball. The fast Zibara didn't even see it clearly.
"Alele~ Where's the fish?" Murasakihara wiped his eyes.
Takuya heaved a sigh of relief, walked ashore and took out the towel in his bag to wipe his face.
"Hey, Fengzi, where is the fish you were holding just now?"
"Where is the fish? I didn't hold the fish just now. Murasakihara-kun, don't you want to eat fish and have hallucinations?" Takuya lied expressionlessly. That's right, with Murasakihara's natural attributes, he can definitely be fooled. past.
"No?" Zi Yuan frowned, "But I obviously..."
"If there is a fish, I don't need to hide it." The premise is that the fish is really an edible fish.
"makes sense……"
Takuya saw that Murasakihara was almost fooled, and then changed the subject without any trace. "By the way, Mr. Ziyuan, I haven't asked you why you are here. I remember that your family is not here?"
"Ah! Speaking of which, I came out to buy snacks, but I accidentally got lost..."
"..." Knowing that you will get lost, why do you go out alone to buy snacks?
Takuya sighed, at least he belonged to a society, so it was impossible for him to leave Ziyuan alone.
"Mr. Ziyuan, where is your home? I'll take you home."
"Hmm... is it okay? Fengzi is all wet~"
"Well, it's okay, I'll just help you find a taxi."
Although it is natural, it still cares about people.
Takuya's face softened, "Let's go."
"Well... um, thank you ~ Fengzi, you are a good person~"
...He didn't want to be issued a good card thank you at all.
The author has something to say:
Thank you, please give me back the mines thrown by m(._.)m, okay~=3=
I've wanted to write this stalk for a long time. When Zi Yuan met the carp king, his first thought was definitely to eat it. 23333
However, such casual people will be more persistent than anyone else when they have something to do.It may be that more than ten years of persistence and seriousness have been put on one thing. In order to survive, Takuya, who does not want to die, treats basketball more seriously than ever.
To be the best Takuya, he passed the promotion assessment for the basketball club. Takuya Kazama, who was in class B for three years, has seen another rapid increase in popularity since he became the first team of the Teiko basketball club.
After school, Takuya, who once again rejected the confession of a female classmate, came to the Yijun Gymnasium with his schoolbag on his back.
As soon as one foot stepped into the pavilion, the neck was strangled by a strong arm.
"That's great, Kazama! I saw it. The girl in our class confessed to you, right? Damn it, I really envy you. You know, she's the girl with the best breasts in our class~"
You don't need to look at the teasing words to know who it is. Takuya poked his elbow back, and the person beside him let go of his hand and covered his stomach with a muffled grunt.
"Aomine-kun, you really have the soul of a wretched MADAO stuffed into the body of a young man, you have been corrupted from the inside out. If you really envy me, Aomine-kun should not look at it openly in school. Pornographic photos, then you won’t have such a bad nickname as ‘sex maniac’.” Takuya Kazama, a pseudo-face paralyzed, complained mercilessly, the fact that Aomine likes to watch photos is widely known in school, this guy is a bit There is no hidden meaning either.
"What kind of pornographic photo, Kazama, you should call it Horikita Maki photo album with reverence!"
"No, my brain will automatically filter the news that is not beneficial to me, Aomine-kun, after the parenthesis pornocrat, please don't take this opportunity to draw me closer to the dirty world of pseudo-adults."
"What the hell is your title with the emphasis in the brackets! Poor kid, life is incomplete without having to secretly look at photos while only masturbating with your five-fingered brother!"
He seems to have heard something incredible...
Takuya's eyes drifted to Aomine, and his sharp gaze made a certain black man who accidentally revealed his secret want to dig a hole and jump in.
Just when Aomine was so ashamed, Akashi saved him.
"Dahui, Takuya, what are you doing standing here? Why don't you change your clothes for training?"
"Ah... ah! Go right away!" Qingfeng's black skin was slightly red, and he rushed to the locker room at a sprint speed after responding.
"It's really rare." Akashi sighed inexplicably, and Takuya understood the meaning of his words.
Since joining the First Army, Takuya has faintly noticed the changes in Aomine.Even though he didn't join the basketball club two years ago, with the popularity of the Age of Miracles, Takuya knew more or less about the basketball club. For example, the red-haired one became the vice-captain shortly after joining the basketball club. A sharpshooter, for example, his new deskmate is a basketball genius, or a black guy whose enthusiasm for basketball is unrivaled.
But according to observations these days, Qingfeng's enthusiasm for basketball is gradually diminishing, and his usual training is also lazy.I heard that Qingfeng used to be the first to arrive at the gymnasium for training every day, but now he arrives at the training time, presumably everyone else has noticed Qingfeng's abnormality.
But no one pointed it out, and Takuya would not be the first bird. After all, his relationship with Aomine is not that good.
After training, the sun is about to set.After saying goodbye to his teammates, Takuya walked home with his schoolbag on his back.
His home is not far from Diguang, and he can walk there in ten minutes.
Passing by the river bank, Takuya's heart skipped a beat. He walked to the bank, put down his bag, took out the red and white balls, checked if there was no one around, and threw the ball into the river.
"Come out, elf!"
Shout out!The lines that I would say in my dreams when I was a child!
When I was young, I could say the lines in the animation without shyness. When I grow up, I always feel a strange sense of shame when I say it, but it is also very strange, and there is also the satisfaction of my childhood dream being realized.
Takuya blushed slightly, raised his hand to catch the bouncing Poké Ball.In the clear river water, a huge red carp opened its mouth and looked at Takuya with dull eyes.
The tall one is nearly one meter tall, the red body reflects the bright light, the long golden beard is like a dragon, the wide fins are white, it looks so powerful, and there is a mountain shaped like a crown on the top of the head Yes, it's like the king of the world!
[Give up, no matter how many adjectives you add, it can't change the fact that the Carp King is the weakest elf. 】
【……==】
"You bastard...Of course I know that! Even if it's just for a second, can't you let me immerse myself in beautiful fantasies! =皮=!" Takuya, who had a pseudo-facial paralysis, shouted loudly. expression.
[Fantasy is the beginning of depravity, wake up, boy. 】
Takuko's sympathetic tone made Takuya unable to suppress the anger in his heart. He pointed at the carp king and said loudly: "Carp king! Hurry up and prove to Ahoko that you are not a good-for-nothing! Splash and jump!"
silent……
The carp king stared at Takuya, and there was no emotion on that fish face, and finally when Takuya was about to give up, it moved!
The carp king turned around and flapped his tail in the water a few times. The speed was so fast that the water was stirred and rolled and splashed. As far as the trick of splashing water is concerned, it is very powerful.
but……
The carp king with his tail flicked his back to Takuya, and the splashing water rushed towards him, and Takuya, who was clenched in fists, was turned into a drowned rat.
Fortunately, it is now the season from spring to summer, and the weather is gradually warming up. Even if you fight in water, you won't catch a cold. However, few people can remain calm even if they get wet for nothing.
Wet hair hung on his forehead, and the fake face tugged at the corners of his mouth, slowly revealing a dark smile.Rolling up his sleeves, he walked towards the river, his voice becoming eerie.
"...Sure enough, I should cook you. The carp king should taste good when cooked, heh heh heh~"
Perhaps it was a natural instinct to sense danger. The carp king, who was slow to respond to Takuya's instructions, changed his blunt style. Seeing its intention, Taku also rushed over and caught it.
"Anyway, my whole body is wet, so don't give me any extra struggle. Maybe I'm in a good mood, so I'll let you go!"
Takuya hugged the carp king's huge head. It was still wagging its tail and struggling, and it would walk it if it didn't pay attention.
Just as Takuya was fighting hard against the carp king, a lazy voice sounded.
"Fengzi, what are you doing?"
That strange oral habit, even if you don't look at it, you know it's Murasakihara.Takuya raised his head, and Ziyuan, who was nearly two meters long, was standing on the river bank holding a bunch of snacks, with a delicious stick stuffed in his mouth, staring at him listlessly with hanging eyes.
"..." Takuya froze, his whole body was wet, he was still holding a living elf in his hands, and he was actually bumped into by his current teammate. This is really... the worst possible situation.
Takuya paused for a few seconds, then used his brain to find a suitable reason.
Summer is coming and he wants to swim, so he jumps into the river after school?
No, no, if there is no fish in his arms, this is really the most reasonable explanation.
So tell Ziyuan that this fish is waiting for his skills?
Well... this seems to be possible!
Just when Takuya came up with an explanation that could cope with the situation, the carp king in his arms showed the demeanor of his pig teammates.
It actually!While Takuya was not paying attention, he broke free and swam happily in the river!
No matter how powerful the figure is, it is impossible to move it!
He will definitely boil, fry and fry this fish!Absolutely! !
"Eh? Fengzi, what's that?" Ziyuan's lazy expression changed, and he stared at the hopping carp king with a suspicious liquid in the corner of his mouth. "Such a big fish, I really want to taste it~"
"..."
Speechless, Takuya had never seen such a nervous person.Such a weird fish, are you really not afraid of something wrong after eating it?
The sluggish Takuya had completely forgotten who was trying to cook the carp king just now.
【idiot!Take it back with the Poke Ball! 】
Reminded by the voice in his head, Takuya came to his senses.
yes!Now is not the time to be in a daze!
Takuya, who was standing in the river, quietly took out the poke ball under the water, facing the carp king, it instantly turned into a red light and was absorbed into the poke ball. The fast Zibara didn't even see it clearly.
"Alele~ Where's the fish?" Murasakihara wiped his eyes.
Takuya heaved a sigh of relief, walked ashore and took out the towel in his bag to wipe his face.
"Hey, Fengzi, where is the fish you were holding just now?"
"Where is the fish? I didn't hold the fish just now. Murasakihara-kun, don't you want to eat fish and have hallucinations?" Takuya lied expressionlessly. That's right, with Murasakihara's natural attributes, he can definitely be fooled. past.
"No?" Zi Yuan frowned, "But I obviously..."
"If there is a fish, I don't need to hide it." The premise is that the fish is really an edible fish.
"makes sense……"
Takuya saw that Murasakihara was almost fooled, and then changed the subject without any trace. "By the way, Mr. Ziyuan, I haven't asked you why you are here. I remember that your family is not here?"
"Ah! Speaking of which, I came out to buy snacks, but I accidentally got lost..."
"..." Knowing that you will get lost, why do you go out alone to buy snacks?
Takuya sighed, at least he belonged to a society, so it was impossible for him to leave Ziyuan alone.
"Mr. Ziyuan, where is your home? I'll take you home."
"Hmm... is it okay? Fengzi is all wet~"
"Well, it's okay, I'll just help you find a taxi."
Although it is natural, it still cares about people.
Takuya's face softened, "Let's go."
"Well... um, thank you ~ Fengzi, you are a good person~"
...He didn't want to be issued a good card thank you at all.
The author has something to say:
Thank you, please give me back the mines thrown by m(._.)m, okay~=3=
I've wanted to write this stalk for a long time. When Zi Yuan met the carp king, his first thought was definitely to eat it. 23333
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