Little Scholar's Circle of Husbands

It was agreed upon that Lu Fangzhou went home first and told Erniu to keep the door closed so that no one else could come in.

Er Niu is very well-behaved, within an hour after Lu Fangzhou went out, she had already started tidying up the house. Most of the mourning hall was removed, and some of the white cloth and white flowers were removed. Er Niu folded them neatly and was looking for a place to put them.

Lu Fangzhou looked at the height of the white flag and hurriedly said: "Don't rush to withdraw these, we will talk about it when Dad comes back, no more ladders are allowed, do you hear me?"

"Hey." Er Niu sweetly agreed.

Lu Fangzhou then went out, and instead of arranging for Lu Fangzhou to play the suona, Yan Yan threw him a very thin book with few words in it, and asked Lu Fangzhou to memorize it by heart, and told him the key points by the way, The more people can't understand the reading, the better.

! ! !No wonder.When he was a child, he never understood the Taoist priests in the village knocking on the dojo, even if they read it in their local dialect.It turns out that there is such a crop.

Lu Fangzhou was immediately full of energy, and slapped his chest: "Don't worry, I promise to complete the task."

Yan Yan didn't care about the unfamiliar words in Lu Fangzhou's words, but said, "Take off your clothes."

Lu Fangzhou was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly heaven and man merged, the male god asked him to take off his clothes, what did he want to do?Is he off?Still not taking off?If you take it off, the progress is too fast, right?Don't take it off... The male god is right in front of you, he even told you to take it off, why don't you take it off?

"Change clothes." Seeing that Lu Fangzhou was in a daze, Yan Yan explained a sentence, handed the Taoist uniform in his hand to Lu Fangzhou, and told him, "Shanzi is just such a piece of clothing, don't break it."

It turned out to be a change of clothes.Lu Fangzhou was a little disappointed, took the Taoist uniform, and replaced the scholar's uniform with many signs of wear and tear on his body.

As soon as night fell, the originally quiet mountain village began to howl. According to the tradition of mountain villages, mourning must start at night.

Yan Yan brought Lu Fangzhou and several people into the venue. The owner of this house is Zhang Ergou, the youngest son of Mrs. Zhang, and the hostess is the fat woman who Lu Fangzhou spoke to before her death yesterday. There are three sons, one Eighteen, one sixteen, and one fourteen, all at the same age, a little puffy.

Zhang Ergou has gained a lot of benefits from being rich with Zhang in the past few years. His family is rich and he is also proud. He arrogantly directs the villagers to do this and that in the yard, without paying attention to Yan Yan and the others.

Yan Yan and the others went directly into the house smoothly.

Mrs. Zhang is still standing next door, her body has been scrubbed by several daughter-in-laws, and her underwear has been put on, and the rest is waiting for the white man, Yan Yan, to put on the rest.

Several daughters-in-law watched from the side. There are rules for dressing and burial. The space on the left and right of the elder’s head represents the future blessings of the sons. It's always when you stare at me and I stare at you, and no one will let anyone else.

Yan Yan walked in, and Lu Fangzhou leaned against the door to watch in the mood of watching the excitement.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law turned her head for some reason, saw Lu Fangzhou, and immediately screamed: "Ghost!"

The other daughters-in-law also turned their heads and saw Lu Fangzhou. They were all shaking with fright, and ran out out of the way.

Lu Fangzhou blinked, scratched his head, and thought: his face is full of strangeness, but his heart is happy. It seems that his plan will come true.

Suddenly, Yan Yan said: "Come here, help!"

Lu Fangzhou was stunned for a moment. Although he had made such a plan, he followed him eagerly, but he still had a sense of awe when facing the dead. He walked slowly to Grandma Zhang, and bowed three times with his hands together. .

Then he asked Yan Yan: "What should I do?"

"Roll down the sleeves along the creases." Yan Yan pointed to the right sleeve of the shroud, and rolled it to the left.

I don't know if it's the custom of the village, or the sleeves of the shroud are so long. In short, the sleeves of Mrs. Zhang's shroud are as good as the sleeves of the opera. Lu Fangzhou rolled it according to the original crease on the sleeve, muttering.

When it finally reached the back of the hand, Lu Fangzhou noticed a strange thing, Mrs. Zhang's hand was clenched into a fist.He tried to shake his hand. It takes strength to make a fist. When a person dies, there is still so much strength to make a fist?Or is it customary to make fists while the corpse is still not stiff?

Wanting to land, Fangzhou looked at the hand on the other side of Yan Yan, it was loose, and Yan Yan was using the cloth hanging from the cuff to tie the hands of the corpse.Seeing Lu Fangzhou's probe, he asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Fangzhou hurriedly said, "She's holding it."

"Hold it and spread it out." Yan Yan said without surprise.

"How?" At this time, the corpse should be stiff, and it can't be spread out, right?Lu Fangzhou thought to himself, who would have thought that Yan Yan gave an even more unreasonable suggestion: "Pick."

"..." Uh, Lu Fangzhou glanced at Yan Yan questioningly, and after receiving such an answer, he swallowed and prepared to pick.

I don't know if it's time for the corpse to relax, or some other inexplicable factors. In short, when Lu Fangzhou lowered his head again, Mrs. Zhang's originally clenched hands had slightly loosened.

Lu Fangzhou opened his hand without much effort, and at the same time found a piece of silk handkerchief in his hand. The silk handkerchief was as thin as a cicada's wing. Even though Lu Fangzhou had no common sense, he knew that it was not easy to weave such a piece of silk handkerchief in ancient times. , this is definitely not something that someone with the status of Mrs. Zhang can have.

There is also a poem on the silk handkerchief: Fantine has a beautiful orchid, and when you search for it, you must bring jade. When you are tired, play a song to attract a boat.

What kind of doggerel, the writing is really not level.Lu Fangzhou murmured to himself, just as he was about to put Sipa back, a group of people rushed in, led by Zhang Ergou: "Yanyan, what do you mean? How could he come to knock on the dojo?"

Zhang Ergou was referring to Lu Fangzhou. Lu Fangzhou quickly tucked the silk handkerchief into his sleeve, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhang Ergou: "What do you mean? Why can't I knock on the dojo?"

Zhang Ergou was obviously surprised that Lu Fangzhou would hate him, so he sized him up and down, Lu Fangzhou didn't show weakness, he let Zhang Ergou scrutinize him, since he made up his mind to use Grandma Zhang's funeral to get back his things, Naturally, there is a way to face other people's difficulties, he raised his eyebrows again, and said with a sneer: "I am a dignified scholar, and I condescend to give you a dojo, how dare you dislike me?"

Zhang Ergou was even more surprised. Although he followed Zhang Facai, he didn't have the confidence of Zhang Facai after all. The reason for showing off his power on weekdays was just because he made a fool of Zhang Facai, and Lu Fangzhou was too easy to bully.Now that Lu Fangzhou is suddenly not easy to bully, Zhang Ergou's arrogance has also been shortened by three points, and he hurriedly said: "Isn't it because you are a scholar that you can't be allowed to hit the dojo."

"I didn't want to knock on you at first." Lu Fangzhou glanced at Zhang Ergou in disgust, and sighed, "I sat in the Palace of the King of Hades last night and talked to the judge, and he said, "I I am a lone star, whoever touches me will be unlucky, not to mention the people around me, all the utensils I have used, and everything I have touched will bring bad luck. If anyone takes it or touches it, they will not come out It will be unlucky in three days, and those people with insufficient yang energy may just go there. At first I didn't believe in evil, but when I heard that my grandmother had gone during the day, I believed it. I thought it was a sin. I didn't come to my house in person, and if I got bad luck, it would be through someone else's hands, or holding the utensils I used. I felt very sorry, so I begged Brother Lu to come over and save my grandma in person."

Zhang Ergou was startled when he heard that, but it wasn’t so, his mother was fine during the day yesterday, and she sighed when she heard that Lu Fangzhou died, and asked him to help Lu Fangzhou in the past, which is considered a good deed.

Zhang Ergou was also planning to go there. Lu Fangzhou died. There are so many good things in the house that Erniu can't keep alone. Those people in the village must go back to get them. If he doesn't go, it will be cheaper for others, so I agreed. The sound is gone.

When he arrived, many people had already started to move things. He hurriedly went upstairs and walked around, but he didn't dare to take the things in Lu Fangzhou's study. They were used by dead people, and the corpses were still parked downstairs. It is unlucky to take it.He took a delicate dressing box on the dressing table next to Babu's bed in the main house. There were no accessories in the box, and it was just an empty box.

Zhang Ergou muttered about being unlucky, and took the box home.

He didn't want the incident with Lu Fangzhou to end at night. When he came home, he found his mother lying on the bed straight, her eyes wide open, she had already passed away. There was something next to her, which was the dressing box he carried back during the day.

Thinking of this, Zhang Ergou's heart became even more startled, and his face turned pale.

When Lu Fangzhou saw it, he smiled from the bottom of his heart, and hit it right, just right!So he hurriedly went to the ground, pretending to be trembling and crazy, then got up slightly trembling, pointed at Zhang Ergou and whispered: "Son, mother is rushing back, hurry... hurry up and return the things." Go back, it belongs to others, don't be greedy. People, only what you earn is your own."

"Mother!!!" Zhang Ergou knelt down and kowtowed in fear, and gave Yan Yan a panicked look, "Yan Yan, oh no, Taoist Master Lu, please show me what's going on?"

Wan Yan went around to Lu Fangzhou, quickly grabbed Lu Fangzhou's neck, and said lightly: "It's just the upper body of a ghost, take some incense ash and mix it with water."

Zhang Ergou hurriedly crawled out, quickly got ready and ran back: "Dao, Daoist."

Lu Fangzhou's eyes widened. He was quite happy before, the male god was good at acting, and cooperated with him in acting, but now he saw that he was really going to be poured with incense ash mixed with water, his face turned pale, and he was dumbfounded.

Yan Yan took the opportunity to pour something into Lu Fangzhou's mouth, and Lu Fangzhou immediately covered his mouth and coughed violently.

Yan Yan supported Lu Fangzhou's waist with one hand, and relieved him with the other hand. He even managed to say to Zhang Ergou, "The ghost is gone, but what the ghost said is correct. You can't take what you shouldn't take."

Zhang Ergou had regretted it just now, and now he regretted it even more when he heard it. He hurriedly went out and said to his mother-in-law and son: "Hurry up, return all Lu Xiucai's things back."

There were still many villagers standing in the yard, and upon hearing this, they all came up to ask what was going on.

Zhang Ergou told the story of Mrs. Zhang with a dejected face, and the villagers were immediately frightened, and they frantically searched for things and returned them.

Suddenly, the courtyard became quiet, and Yan Yan let go of Lu Fangzhou: "You can't kill people by eating incense ash."

Lu Fangzhou stopped, took a look at Yan Yan, and muttered a little: "Just help, don't be so real."

Yan Yan ignored Lu Fangzhou's words, but said: "If you are so brave, you dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of the deceased, and you will not be afraid of her revenge on you."

Lu Fangzhou was breathless when he heard it, yes, just now he was busy with his own affairs, and didn't remember to respect the deceased, so he quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Grandma Zhang, I didn't mean to blaspheme you, your old man I have no grievances or enmities with me. I dare not do anything to you. If you are really angry, just send it to me. I will admit everything. Don’t go to my house. Don’t go to my daughter. She is still young. I can't stand being scared."

Lu Fangzhou kowtowed several times as he spoke.

Seeing this, Yan Yan's eyes became more secretive, and after a while he said: "Don't knock, Mrs. Zhang has forgiven you long ago."

"How do you know?" Lu Fangzhou was surprised.

"I buried her just now, and she couldn't close her eyes until Zhang Ergou went out to return the things, and she closed them." Yan Yan said.

After Lu Fangzhou heard it, he was a little undecided, so Yan Yan had no choice but to say: "Hurry up and finish the work, go back and help Er Niu."

That's right, so many people flocking to return things will scare Er Niu.Lu Fangzhou quickly regained his composure, and finished the work swiftly.

The author has something to say: Lu Fangzhou: It seems...it seems...the male god hugged my waist (^o^)/~

Yan Yan: ...