My cat is helping me write

On the day Barbecue Rice took Goudan home, he took a photo of Goudan and posted it on Weibo, with the postscript: A new member of the family.

Not long after he posted it, the comments below were buzzing.

Comment 1: Congratulations to Roast Meat Fan for being promoted to Shit Shovel Officer.

Comment 2: What a beautiful cat!What is it called!

Comment 3: Begging for a cat piece!

Comment 4: I'm already expecting fewer and fewer barbecue updates... less and less... less and less... Cats are the source of corruption!

Comment 5: Why does this cat look so familiar to me?

Soon, the big brother in comment 5 found Lin Letian's Weibo. Just a few days ago, Lin Letian posted a photo of Goudan and Lu Jiawen.

He took a screenshot of this Weibo, posted it under the Weibo of BBQ Rice, and said: This is the same cat!Barbecue, you and salted fish...! ! !

This comment was quickly circulated, and fans wondered why the salted fish's cat was in the hands of the barbecue rice, and what was the relationship between the salted fish and the barbecue rice.

As two fans, the book sold much better than the original book, and there are a lot of rotten girls among the fans of Barbecue Rice and Lin Letian. After a little association, the real CP Salted Fish Rice was released.

Little Pink soon had related posts.

【Infusion】Does anyone still remember the late-night salted fish rice post?Today, the official candy is released again!

0L: Hey hey, what about your cat, let me raise it for you?

1L: What kind of cult CP is this?

2L: No, no, it’s not a cult, it’s salted fish rice!

3L: How dare you mention your name upstairs?Aren't you afraid of being crooked again?This is obviously a CP whose name cannot be mentioned late at night.

4L: Mistake, thank you for reminding me. I will pay attention next time.

5L: Then what should my circle be called?

6L: Late night poisoning group?

7L: Brother Six makes sense!

8L: A bowl of barbecue rice x a salted fish, I can see it!Anyone here to learn about the history?Newcomers eat melons and so on.

9L: You can't say your name after you say it!

10L: I'm sorry, sorry, I'll pay attention next time, so does anyone come to popularize the science?The name sounds cute.

11L: As a senior fan of the two, let me do it.

Wan and Tiao are gay friends who have known each other since the beginning of writing. Tiao is lazy and often changes. Wan works diligently to update every day. One person becomes a god and the other becomes Xiaohua. Then the master will never leave Xiaohua, and write long tweets when he has nothing to do. Tweet, no matter how bad the data is, you have to tweet.

[Screenshot of Barbecue Rice Microblog.jpg]

The relationship between the two is very hot, and there is a tendency for CP because after Tiao was pinched, Wan became a strong fan for Tiao.

[Screenshot of Barbecue Rice Microblog.jpg]

At that time, I fell in love with this CP silently, how could this be brotherly love!It's obvious that the husband and wife are deeply in love, okay?

Then the two publicly showed their affection during the Dianjia annual meeting.

[Official Weibo Screenshot.jpg]

And after the annual meeting, Wan lived in Tiao's house.

[Screenshot of Barbecue Rice Microblog.jpg]

And then you and I help you raise cats and so on, so there is no need to mention it, it is on Weibo.

Thank you for joining us~

12L: Thank you for the popular science!It seems that the relationship between the two is really unusual.

13L: 11L hahahahaha what do you call it, bowl hahahaha strip hahahaha, you are afraid that you want to laugh at me so that you can inherit my ant money! !

14L: You said you can't mention names, so I have to use quantifiers...

15L: Thank you for popular science, but I still want to laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Lu Jiawen was checking Weibo.

Seeing #咸鱼饭# on Weibo, he was very calm.

Yes, he thought he was very calm.

"Jiawen, what do you want for dinner?" Lin Letian had finished today's task and came out to ask Lu Jiawen for the dinner menu.

Lu Jiawen turned his head to look at him and grinned, "I want to eat salted fish."

Lin Letian blushed a bit: "Ask you for dinner!"

"Steamed salted fish." Lu Jiawen looked at him amusedly.

Lin Letian immediately realized that he was talking about the food, not about him, which made the blush on his face more obvious, "This...there is no salted fish at home."

"Then..." Lu Jiawen pretended to be thinking about it on purpose, "You are also a salted fish."

"Wait!" Lin Letian felt that something was wrong, it was broad daylight and he hadn't cooked yet!

Naturally, he couldn't wait for the fish his cat liked. When Lin Letian was eaten up and wiped clean, he was lying on the bed thinking about life, he still didn't understand why Lu Jiawen suddenly went crazy.

Holding Lin Letian who was lying lazily in his arms with one hand, and holding the phone with the other, Lu Jiawen sent a Weibo message.

"Hongjiao's Zhao Zhiyue: "Snow in the Sky" blog pre-receipt address: Click here. This blog adds 3W unpublished episodes, completes the omitted cars, and also gives cute theme bookmarks, and the first [-] can get @喵大仙’s autograph, come and book now~ Three people will be selected from the people who retweeted this Weibo to get free autographed diaries.”

After posting, Lu Jiawen kissed Lin Letian and asked softly, "What's for dinner?"

Lin Letian hugged his waist, closed his eyes and muttered: "I don't want to eat, I'm full."

Lu Jiawen opened the takeaway app: "There seems to be a good porridge here, what do you want to drink?"

"I don't want to drink porridge." Lin Letian moved and got up from the bed, "I'll take a shower first, and cook for you later."

"let me help you."

Lu Jiawen quickly got up from the bed, Lin Letian immediately refused: "Enough is enough, can I take a bath with you and wash well? It's not spring yet, so be restrained!"

Hearing this, Lu Jiawen smiled slightly.

Lin Letian hurried into the bathroom.

When Lin Letian came out of the shower, Lu Jiawen had already prepared dinner.

Although Lu Jiawen is not good at cooking, but he has helped Lin Letian for so long, and he still knows one or two home cooking dishes, one is scrambled eggs with tomato, and the other is two eggs scrambled with tomato.

Lin Letian was already used to Lu Jiawen's cooking skills. Anyway, he didn't have a very good appetite, so he ate some casually, and when he looked up, he saw Lu Jiawen cooking rice with small dried fish.

Unable to resist knocking on Lu Jiawen's bowl with chopsticks, Lin Letian said: "I think it is necessary to make three rules, such as not being in heat before dinner."

"The scrambled eggs with tomatoes I fried don't taste good?" Lu Jiawen smiled, "Don't you think it's more appetizing to exercise before meals."

Lin Letian had a black line on his face: "...No, this will only make my dinner even more difficult."

"Okay." Lu Jiawen looked very regretful, "Next time I will take care of your appetite."

Lin Letian: ...

Why did he feel that what the two of them said was wrong?

After eating, Lu Jiawen picked up his phone, sat on the sofa in a very comfortable posture, and flipped through the comments on Weibo.

Comment 1:! ! ! !What did I see!

Comment 2: Why does Red Moon want to promote Miao Daxian?The two are friends, right?

Comment 3: Xiao Ming had a flash of inspiration and found that things are not that simple.

Comment 4: I always get the feeling that someone is off the hook.

Comment 5: Trembling.

The old god Lu Jiawen deleted this Weibo, then switched to the account of Miao Daxian, and posted it again.

The comments are completely blown up.

Comment 1: Damn it!Did Da Da get the wrong number just now? ? ?

Comment 2: The little fan girl of Xianyu turned out to be Miao Daxian?

Comment 3: Wow, I didn't expect my family to be set up by an idiot!

Comment 4: Wait!I suddenly remembered last year's meme, it turned out that it was not a polite meme!

At this time, Lin Letian was writing the outline of tomorrow's plot, Lu Jiawen directly took Lin Letian's phone, and used his Weibo account to post a Weibo.

"Braised salted fish LLL: Our cat is being stupid again and throwing a tantrum at me. #呀呵."

At this point, and under this circumstance, Lin Letian posted such a thoughtless Weibo, and the "careful people" under the comments immediately thought of Lu Jiawen's mistaken Weibo.

then……

Then there was a new CP: Meow Eat Fish.

Just like this, Lu Jiawen felt that he still couldn't dispel the thoughts of salted fish fans, so he sent another WeChat message to Lin Letian's WeChat account named "Qing Qing".

Salted Fish with Dreams: [Screenshot of Barbecue Rice Weibo Comments]

Salted fish with dreams: You never feel the need to say a few words about barbecue rice?

Qingqing: Who is this?Little three?

Salted fish with dreams: This is about my salted fish, which is your brother.

Qingqing: I understand, thank you for reminding me #笑笑

Salted fish with dreams: #笑笑.

Late that night, Barbecue Rice posted a Weibo overnight.

"Barbecue Rice: You are my number one heroine forever. [Screenshot of holding hands]"

Little Pink Forum.

【Irrigation】A love triangle in the stallion circle? ? ?

0L: Has anyone followed Weibo?

1L: Hehe, there are many dramas.

2L: Get fucked upstairs!

3L: I said that Miao Daxian is a girl. If you don’t believe me, she must be a man. Can a man be with a stallion writer?

4L: Straight men still fire real CP, isn't it disgusting?

5L: Where did these two fire the real CP?Isn't it all in your imagination?What's more, these two write stallions?You are kidding me, don't think that everyone in Dianjia writes about stallions, these two are now masters without CP, okay?Otherwise, why do you think there are so many fans in the books of the two of them?

6L: Immortal Meow is a girl?Another crossdresser?

7L: Miao Daxian never said that he is a man, it's all up to you to guess.

8L: People in the know watched the show and watched.

9L: Starling, why don't you talk about teasing?

10L: Now that there are so many male dramas, it’s a good thing I only read the texts and I’m not a fan, but I still have to say, it’s a pity that the texts are so good.

11L: Starling, why don't you talk about teasing?

12L: People who followed the whole process said that it is obvious that you have made up too much of your own imagination, so blame the author?These two are just clarifying in disguise.

13L: Upstairs, who told you to go to other people's microblogs for a day when you are a cute real person CP, making other people's wives jealous and now expressing your sincerity is not normal?I don't understand what you are all blinding BB about.

14L: Don't you all pay attention to starlings?Starling begging for revelations!

15L: Same, same, what do you know about starlings!Starling, don't go!

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47L: I'm mynah. I just went to get a glass of water. Seeing that you've done so much, I'd better let me know.Barbecue Rice is a straight man, even if the world is bent, he won't bend like that. The picture posted today is indeed that his wife is jealous.The matter of Xianyu is more complicated. Anyway, his love life is very good now, and he is also a good person, but he is rather silly and sweet, so I don't comment on other things.Don't ask me who I am, I'm just a veteran fan :)