My cat is helping me write

Lin Letian seems to have just remembered that at DianDian, 3000 daily changes are lazy, 6000 daily changes are considered salted fish, and 9000 daily changes are considered normal.

Looking at the 3000 words he typed every day, Lin Letian felt that the future was dark.

Since the future is so dark, it's time to relax.

Lin Letian happily opened the game.

Then Lu Jiawen watched the shit-shoveling officer who got up early and played the game all day, the reason was to avoid the [-] update word count.

He played the game for a whole day, and at night he suddenly realized that he had written a thousand or two thousand words, and then thought of going for a morning run in the morning, so he stopped writing altogether and lay down on the bed to play with his mobile phone.

Lu Jiawen also rolled onto the bed, lying on the side watching Lin Letian playing with his mobile phone.

Lin Letian freed one hand to touch Lu Jiawen's head: "Jiawen, don't run out from now on, the outside is full of dust, you have to take a bath again."

Lu Jiawen lazily "meowed" and rubbed Lin Letian's face with his paw.

"Forget it, the doctor said that taking a bath often is easy to catch a cold," Lin Letian pinched his paw and touched it, "I'd better wash the sheets tomorrow."

While scrolling through Weibo, a message suddenly popped up on the phone.

I still haven’t updated today: Xianyu, you’re alive?I saw that you are on the list, the list is not bad, come on brother.

The list refers to the recommended position on the webpage, and the person who sent the message is a friend Lin Letian met when he first started writing articles. He is also a novel writer. His pen name is "a bowl of barbecue rice". They often get together and become familiar with each other over time.

However, Lin Letian has been off updating for a long time, and the second article is written slowly, and the popularity has dropped sharply. It can be said that there is basically no popularity.

As for his friend, don’t be fooled by his name. This is a hardworking codewriter who updates [-] characters a day. They both started writing at the same time. Lin Letian didn’t write half of the second book, and the barbecue rice has already been written. I have finished four books, and the popularity is getting more and more popular, and I have become a platinum master.

Lin Letian went back to the past: where, how much update did you update today?

I still haven't updated today: I just woke up before I updated.

Lin Letian glanced at the time, at ten o'clock in the evening, he kindly reminded: Your schedule is bad, beware of sudden death.

I still haven’t updated today: Just get used to it, I think my body is great, you told me to go to bed early and I still can’t fall asleep.

Lin Letian: ... as long as you are happy.

I still haven’t updated today: brother, have you written the update today?

Lin Letian: I just fell out of love today, so I can't write.

I still haven't updated today:! ! !Then you'd better go to bed early, good night brother.

Lin Letian: Good night.

Lu Jiawen, who was watching from the side the whole time: ...

It's a pretty smooth excuse.

The next morning, Lin Letian woke up early, changed his clothes and cooked porridge, opened the door and prepared to go downstairs for a run. Then he thought of the old man who was going to introduce him to his blind date, and Li Si who did not know when he would appear.

Let's not run away today. Occasionally there is nothing to do for a day, Lin Letian retreated in his heart.

Lu Jiawen saw Lin Letian standing at the door, hesitating, and sneered in his heart, the shit shoveler wanted to play games again.

For the sake of his little fish, Lu Jiawen walked out of the door with graceful steps, and looked back when he saw that his shit-shoveling officer hadn't come up.

"Jiawen, you..." Lin Letian swallowed the last few words.

He saw Lu Jiawen take a few steps forward, then looked back at him, as if saying: Follow up.

"You don't want to run with me, do you?" Lin Letian said his bold guess.

Hearing this, Lu Jiawen turned his head, hum, who cares to run with you, I just urge you for my own little fish!

Lin Letian followed, and Lu Jiawen walked forward again, and even ran to the elevator door to wait for him.

#我家猫 seems to be fine, what should I do, I am waiting online#

I followed my cat downstairs, and then ran with my cat. After running twice, I couldn't run anymore, and my cat would still look at me with contempt...

Lin Letian felt a bit broken inside, he was not as good as a cat?

Back home, Lin Letian didn't take a shower, rushed to the study, turned on the computer and posted a post: My cat seems to have become a sperm! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Then in the post, he listed Lu Jiawen's usual phenomena of becoming a genius, such as waking him up, staring at his mobile phone and computer, and often looking at him with contempt.

After posting the post, he turned his head and saw Lu Jiawen looking at him from behind. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little guilty, immediately turned off his computer, went out to have breakfast, and took out his phone to browse the forum.

Soon there was a reply to his post:

1L: The poster wakes up, this kind of meme is too common.

2L: Is this not a very common thing?My cat can still open the door, is it also a sperm?

3L: Studies have shown that the intelligence of cats and dogs can reach the level of a three-year-old child, which is normal.

4L: Can a dog have the intelligence of an eight-year-old child?

5L: Is there any dissatisfaction upstairs?I said what about three years old?Dog party get out.

Then 3L4L pinched ten floors about the dog party and cat party issue.

Lin Letian was speechless for a while, and then he typed a few more lines.

Landlord: The key point is that my cat is still running with me today, which is scary.

23L: Maomao just sees you getting up to play with your phone and doesn’t play with it. It competes with your phone for pets. If it’s not happy, it takes your phone to vent its anger. It’s normal. You should care about it more.

24L: It just wants to go out and play. Cats are wild by nature. It will be unhappy if you keep it at home all day.

25L: I laughed so hard, some people think that cats can become sperms. You must have watched too many TV dramas.Can your cat count, oh, this is not unusual, can it speak human language, will it become a big beauty?Will not work?Then you dare to say that your cat has become a sperm? ? ?

26L: Oh, I see. The poster is here to post cats. My cat doesn’t do anything except despise me every day. Keep smiling.

Lin Letian looked back at Lu Jiawen, and found that Lu Jiawen had already fallen asleep in the cat's nest, how could he look like he was in the slightest?

Sure enough, he was thinking too much. In Long Haikong's words: writing novels is stupid.

Lin Letian laughed at himself, turned off the phone forum, made a bowl of cat food for Lu Jiawen after breakfast, and then sat down in front of the computer again.

This time he opened neither the document nor the game, but Taobao.

Since Lu Jiawen is a cat who likes to go out, he needs to prepare outdoor supplies.

A pet leash is a must. If it gets lost, there will be no time to cry. No matter how smart and well-behaved Lu Jiawen is, this cannot be avoided.

In order to protect Lu Jiawen's right to climb the bed, Lin Letian also bought pet shoes, and in order to prevent getting lost, he ordered a cat tag with the pet's name and the owner's phone number written on it.

When paying, he saw the recommendation of pet snacks next to him.

Hmm... buy some dried fish for Lu Jiawen.

Lin Letian touched his wallet, thinking that since he now has a recommendation seat and can update it every day, let's treat it as an advance payment!

Lin Letian spent hundreds of dollars on Taobao, all of which were spent on his cats.

He carefully selected all the things he bought for Lu Jiawen, and because of money reasons, he even shopped around for everything, and it took him all morning to buy cat supplies.

After buying, Lin Letian moved his stiff body and went to cook for himself.

After buying things for Lu Jiawen and paying utility bills, Lin Letian counted his wallet.

This month is more abundant, so I don’t need to eat fried rice for a month, half a month is enough.

Lin Letian felt strangely happy.

In the afternoon, Lin Letian played games all afternoon, and suddenly remembered the one or two thousand words he had forgotten last night, but he only thought about it, and quickly put it behind him.

Anyway, he can only write [-] a week. Even if he plays for three days, he can finish writing [-] a day after that. He has written [-] a day. Will he be afraid of [-] a day?

What a perfect excuse to be lazy.

So Lin Letian happily played the game for two days. On the third day, he dilly-dally finished the previous chapter, posted it, and then forgot about the update.

Soon, his editor was knocking him: update?

At this time, Lin Letian was playing games and didn't reply. After he finished playing, he typed a few words: Sorry, I'm broken in love. I'm not in a good state recently. I will finish it.

Edit: Write it as soon as possible and come out earlier.

Lin Letian: Okay, I will.

After answering, Lin Letian quickly quit the game and opened the document.

What should he write?

Swipe Weibo and think about the plot.