Doggy players have no desire to survive

The page that Shen Yao turned to was an illustration. The picture was very powerful. If you look closely, it turned out to be the group portrait of the CP group of "EG gay nest pinhole camera".And unlike the head portrait, the details on this illustration are very clear without any mosaic.

Shen Yao's mind went blank.

Which printing house printed this shit?

No, it's not important, the most important thing is - how did this pass the trial?

Are all the anti-pornography brigades eating dry food? !

The girl rubbed her hands together, glanced at Shen Yao embarrassedly, and did not forget to sell Amway: "Hey, it's a small collection of paintings by Zhou Yao CP, written by Mrs. Ai♂Love Stories... God, do you read it? May I borrow it from you?"

"...No, no, thank you."

Is the girl so open now? !

"Oh, God, you're welcome. They're all sisters from a gang...ah no, gang friends." Eight booklets were shoved into Shen Yao's hands with bright eyes, "I still have a collection of short essays here! The latest one is the full version of Zhou Shen's meat dregs expansion, and the other few are the previous ones written by Yao Shen. A paper version of luxury trains that provide imagination—oh yes, the pink one was written by me! Would you like to read it? You used your trumpet to forward comments to me and even fanned me! I am That 'camera in Zhou's room'!"

Shen Yao: "..." When I was young and ignorant when I built the trumpet, who would have thought that it would be where it is today?

It's nothing for the master to sneak into his CP group wearing a vest...

It's okay to lose the horse in front of millions of fans because of Captain Pig's showmanship...

But it's really shameful to be stuffed into my own notebook by the sisters who are taking CP together on the spot!

Especially the brain hole of one of them was provided by myself!

Shen Yao's brain received a huge shock half an hour before the game.

If he hadn't known each other for nearly ten years, Zhou Zheng would have suspected that Xie Bin was sent by his opponent to influence the status of their players.Then when he saw the source of all evil that affected their players' status, it only took a second for his face to turn from cloudy to clear, and he interpreted what it means to "turn your face like a book" with strength, and signed it happily.

Xie Bin and his girlfriend went to the auditorium. Zhou Zheng pulled Shen Yao, who had a blank mind, into the door, pressed him on the sofa, and gave Zhao Huachao a pause gesture, "Coach, we will talk later, our main force is currently reorganizing." His broken three views."

Zhang Ziyang handed a bottle of Pocari to Shen Yao who was paralyzed on the sofa, "Brother Yao, do you want some water?"

"No need... I want to be quiet. Don't ask who I am." Shen Yao rubbed his forehead, and then he noticed that he was still holding those few books full of indescribable literary and artistic works, his face suddenly changed Even more indescribable.

"What good thing are you doing again?" Zhao Huachao preconceived that Zhou Zheng was annoying again, and his eyes fell on the stack of brochures in Shen Yao's hand, "What is Shen Yao holding in his hand? The MLM manual?"

"No." Zhou Zhengren smiled, "Trust me, you won't want to see it."

Zhao Huachao stared at the two of them, and wanted to say something, when the staff knocked on the door to inform them that they could play.Shen Yao randomly stuffed a bunch of notebooks into the bag, and picked up his peripheral bag.

Zhou Zheng also smiled, and stood up with his bag in hand, "Stop making trouble, let's go."

Su Luo and Yan Xi followed the two of them out winkingly.

The players sat on the competition seats one after another, and the EG four connected their peripherals. After checking their peripherals, the referee gestured to indicate that there was no problem.

Shen Yao closed his eyes and took a deep breath, emptied his mind, adjusted his state a little, and put the pile of indescribable notebooks behind him.

At [-]:[-] p.m. Berlin time, the first round of the four-row match started on time in the anticipation of players from PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds around the world.

The route of the first game is from Port P on the lower left to City K on the upper right. Port P, City P, City R, and City Y will all be places where players compete for supplies.

Zhou Zheng marked a point on the map, "Go to town G."

G Town did not deviate too far from the route, and landed in about 1 minute.But there are a lot of rich resources on this route, and Zhou Zheng is not too worried about someone coming to this backcountry to rob them.

"The third team towards Port P, the fourth team towards P City... I will go to the airport, and the third team towards the school and R City. I don't know where they end up. The rest are in Y City and the bungalows." Yan Yan As usual, Xiyue Gao Piao scouted, "There is no one around us for the time being."

"It couldn't be better, brothers, search quickly, and slip away after searching." Zhou Zheng entered the room directly after landing, and searched as fast as possible.

After 30 seconds the safe zone is announced and a white circle covers the upper left corner of the map.

The first safe zone will stay for 5 minutes. After several people turn the town upside down in an orderly manner, Yan Xiyue puts the gasoline tank on his back to find a car, and takes them to G Port.

The car drove onto the road, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yu got off at the side of the road, and less than one kilometer ahead was the hospital, and a three-wheeled motorcycle was parked on the side of the road not far away.Zhou Zheng took a barrel of oil from Yan Xiyue and called Shen Yao to get off the car.

Although Town G, City R, and the school are all within the safe zone, the people in the school should choose the ruins of the water city nearby; let alone Port P, the coastline road on the west side is prepared for them.It doesn’t matter whether the people in the fishing village are guarding the bridge to collect the couriers from the people at the airport or running away first, but it is [-]% to [-]% likely that they will not go west to fight with the people of Hong Kong P, so going directly north to the circle is the fastest and safest choice .

"The people in City R may have to go straight to Port G, and City Y is the closest to the shooting range. They may not come. Xiyue and Su Luo go to the housing area at the foot of the mountain to ambush. Be careful in the direction of City P and the fishing village." Zhou Zheng spoke quickly, "Shen Yu and I will go shopping in the downtown area first to find two good guns, and then go straight up the mountain from there."

"No problem." Yan Su and the two quickly understood Zhou Zheng's intentions, "We'll go up and meet up when the bullets are almost gone."

Most of the second-level armor and bullets found in G town were given to Su Luo and Yan Xiyue. Zhou Zheng and Shen Yu left a magazine, but none of the hand/thunder, smoke/fog/bomb, nor the helmet. Jumped on the three-wheeled motorcycle and went on the road naked. The three people in the lounge were sweating for them.

Although the motorcycle is easy to become a living target, it is very fast, and it takes less than one minute from the three-way intersection to the hospital.There was a small car parked downstairs in the hospital, and Zhou Zheng decisively chose to change the car.Unless it is a last resort, Zhou Zheng, the three-wheeled motorcycle, will only drive around when he is fishing in the fish pond. After all, this fucking thing doesn't even have a roof to protect it from the wind and rain. From the front of the car to the tires, "Welcome Fire anytime."

Even though they can't use it themselves, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao don't plan to leave it to others. After blowing up all the tires, they went to the hospital to take a look, picked up a hand/mine and some bullets, leaving behind a lot of bandages and hands. / Gun, get in the car and go straight to the lower city of Port G.

They packed a bag of things by themselves as if they were shopping in the downtown area, and they did not forget to tire all the cars they encountered along the way. They drove up the mountain with two off-road vehicles they had salvaged from the downtown area, and they heard the sound of cars halfway through the climb.

Shen Yao glanced at the time, "There is less than 1 minute to shrink the circle, I guess they should come too."

"Fortunately, we took away all the third-level head armor in advance." Zhou Zheng said, "Hurry up and go up the mountain. The higher you climb now, the better you will play later."

At the same time, people from Su Luo and Yan Xiyue also passed by. They squatted in the house and watched the people who came out of the bungalow not far away.Su Luo reported the situation to Zhou Zheng, who asked, "Is there only one?"

"I only saw one." Su Luo replied, "After searching for a long time, I couldn't find where the accomplice was, and my head almost turned into a 360-degree windmill with no dead ends."

"We are climbing a mountain, you can do it according to your choice, if there is only one...whether it is cold salad or mixed with sweet and sour sesame oil and chili oil, it is up to you." Zhou Zheng said, "But if you have accomplices, don't resist it. It is not easy to support the early stage reduction .”

"It's up to you to say? If you can beat it, you can fight it, if you can't beat it, you can run away." Yan Xiyue turned around again, but still couldn't find the enemy in ambush, and the lone wolf had already run to the small room area the edge of.

"Hit?" Yan Xiyue asked.

"Let's fight." Su Luo replied.

The two pulled the trigger at the same time. Their position was actually a small hillside, saving time and effort by hitting from top to bottom.A cloud of blood rose from the lone wolf who was carefully shuttling between the broken walls, and fell to the ground.

Yan Xiyue said "Yeah": "The first one! A good start!"

Su Luo retracted the camera and said coldly, "Dude, you can see clearly, I knocked this down."

Yan Xiyue quickly looked up at the announcement, and it was really Luo who knocked him down.

This is so fucking embarrassing.

"Keep quiet and let me be alone, okay?" Yan Xi said sadly.

It's a pity that no one is willing to fulfill this little wish of his.

"No—remember not to kill him, see if you can catch a few." Zhou Zheng finished his orders, then turned to ask Shen Yao, "XNU team, how many of them are left? I don't remember seeing any of them being shot before." kill."

Yan Xiyue was also puzzled: "It's impossible for their team to be wiped out so soon, right? At least it's Father Han—don't care if you have money or not."

"Currently it's full." Shen Yao replied, "This one who hasn't died may be here to explore the way."

This is also the four-row tactic commonly used by the XNU team. When entering the circle, send one or two people to the center of the circle to explore the way, mostly two people.It can not only preemptively occupy resource points to open the way for later teammates, but also effectively avoid being wiped out by a wave of people-such as now.If all four of them were here, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao at the top of the mountain would have shot a child, and together with Su Luo and Yan Xiyue at the foot of the mountain, sent them to watch the battle together.

Judging from the direction this player came from, the other XNU players should be in the ruins, probably fighting with other teams, so he could only be let out alone.

"How heartless is it that you don't come to avenge your teammate's death?" Su Luo didn't forget to diss Zhou Zheng at the end, "It's just a little bit better than our captain."

"Oh, life is so difficult, and it has attracted countless heroes to bow down." Zhou Zheng sighed miserably for a long while, and everyone went to the top of the mountain to find a good place, and he didn't hear Su Luo's report that there were teammates of the fallen players.

"This is... the XNU team? Which country is it from? South Korea or Japan?" Yan Xiyue felt the bleak situation of this bait guy.Once upon a time, he was also ruthlessly sold by Zhou Zheng.

"South Korea." Shen Yao said, "They were beaten by YH team by nearly [-] points in their domestic qualifiers."

"The kill rate is also much lower than YH." Zhou Zheng added.

The XNU team is a rising star in the past two years. They have hard work and strength, but in terms of heart... From Zhou Zheng's perspective, they can be hanged and beaten by the YH team.Although they met in the Asian Invitational, they were really not strong rivals.

Shen Yao turned on the [-]x mirror and looked down. On the empty land, there was only this one person struggling to survive the time when he was down on the ground, and he looked a bit pitiful.But it didn't take long for him to be pitiful, and someone soon went to accompany him - another teammate of XNU was killed by hand/lightning, and the sound of the explosion sounded in the direction of the ruins. Billowing smoke.

"He should have reported to his teammates. I'm afraid the other two won't come. Just kill them and come over to join us." After Zhou Zheng said that, he ignored this side and turned his head to look at the people in the lower city of Port G and the container.The view from the top of the mountain is wide. Compared with the southeast, the G port in the northwest is almost unobstructed. There are almost no plants that block the view. A high-damage gun plus a high-power mirror is a shot for a child.

It's a pity that he is willing to let others go, but they don't want to let him go.

The XNU player who fell to the ground may have disliked Zhou Zheng early in the morning-this is not surprising, there are not many PUBG teams in the world who are pleasing to the eye.But this contestant is also a talent. In order to scold Zhou Zheng, he even learned a little Chinese. Now that he is facing someone from EG, he immediately turned on the full-screen audio, trying to show his Chinese learning results.

"Zhou Zhengwo looks like you!"

Yan Xiyue tremblingly conveyed the contestant's friendly greetings to Zhou Zheng. Before Zhou Zheng could reply, he just heard another sentence: "Nima!"

The voice was so loud that everyone present who could understand Chinese couldn't help but fell silent. Zhou Zheng on the top of the mountain even felt that he heard an echo.

You are such a clever little devil.

This player should have joined the team after the Asian Invitational Tournament. He has never experienced the fear and humiliation of being dominated by Zhou's father, but he has a higher level of Chinese than Zhou Zheng's English level, ensuring that every Chinese can understand him. greeting.

And his father Zhou just said "oh" very calmly, and directed Yan Xiyue to shoot the little head of the turtle son, "Go and watch the battle, goodbye."

The director just showed the Korean team members the camera. Of course, Chen Meiyi also heard what he was shouting. Now she was so angry and funny that she swelled into a puffer fish.

"Make you crazy! No matter how crazy you are, you're dead?!"

"Calm down, he's dead." Zhao Huachao smoothed her hair carelessly, his eyes fixed on the screen, "Someone will pass by soon..."

Chen Meiyi gritted her teeth and sat down. When she wanted to laugh, she couldn't help getting angry, but when she thought of the one who dared to scold Zhou Zheng without even mastering the essence of Chinese, she wanted to laugh again, so she slammed down on the sofa to vent her anger.

In order to avoid being hit by the manager's waving hands, Zhang Ziyang moved to the side in time and accidentally crushed a backpack strap.

Shen Yao's backpack was casually thrown in the corner of the sofa, the zipper was not closed tightly, and a corner of the randomly stuffed notebook was exposed.Zhang Ziyang took a few glances, and couldn't hold back his curiosity. Seeing that Zhao Huachao and Chen Meiyi were staring at the screen, he quietly reached out and pinched the corner to pull out the booklet, and gently opened a page.

Zhang Ziyang: "..."

Zhang Ziyang stuffed the notebook back calmly, and unzipped the zipper of Shen Yao's backpack in a pretentious way, pretending that he didn't see anything.

I didn't expect that their god, who seemed to be a serious person, was actually so open.It is no longer enough to open a trumpet and hang out in your own CP group, has it risen to collect printed products now?

Sure enough, people can't look good, and they can't be measured.

However, no matter how coquettish his idol is, he is ten thousand times more upright than the old and unscrupulous Captain Zhou.

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Shen Yao: I am not!I don't!