Doggy players have no desire to survive

When the three of them returned to the lounge, the boxed lunch on the coffee table was a bit cold. Shen Yao and Zhang Ziyang lost their appetite after taking a few bites, and put it in a plastic bag and threw it into the trash can.

"Isn't it okay to eat two more bites?" Zhou Zheng forced a piece of braised pork into Shen Yao's mouth, "Look at you, you are not as tall as Zi Yang, so let's just eat less, why are you following the diet?"

Zhang Ziyang lay innocently on the gun, and had the illusion of being caught between his loving parents.

You flirt and don't get involved with me, okay?

"What's the matter?" Zhao Huachao frowned and looked at the bruise on Zhang Ziyang's face, rummaged through the medicine box, and found a bottle of detumescence spray.

Su Luo took it and helped Zhang Ziyang apply the medicine, "Someone hit you?"

Zhang Ziyang said sullenly, "I'll do it first."

"What's the matter?" Yan Xiyue looked at Zhang Ziyang, then at Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao, "Is there any handsome guy to give us some science?"

Zhou Zheng briefly explained what had happened, and erased the fact that the old rogue lion was asking for medical expenses.

Su Luo was so angry that she wanted to tear off a chair leg and beat someone up.

"Sit down, everyone is gone, where can you find it?" Zhao Huachao's head hurts very much.

Life is not easy, the coach sighs.He had never hoped that Chen Meiyi could sit here.

At this time, the person in charge of the organizer came again. He had been waiting here for a long time before, but Zhou Zheng did not come back after the meal was finished. Zhou Zheng left contentedly after playing in the afternoon meeting.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the double volleyball match started on time, and the names behind the 42 team numbers kept flashing on the big screen, and finally the results of the first round of team formation were announced——

Zhou Zheng was in a team with QA's captain Ning Yu, while Shen Yao...was in a team with Fly's captain Fang Yuan.

The arena was silent, and the Shuangdan fans who had never been named were silently wiping their nosebleeds, thanking the organizer's father for knowing that they wanted to see EG and Fly team up.

Zhou Shen couldn't understand the excitement of a small number of fans at all. He suspected that the organizer's lottery mechanism had been kicked by donkeys hundreds of times.

Zhou Zheng tapped on the mic: "Hey, hey, can the little brothers and sisters who monitor the team's voice hear it? Please ask me, is there a wild donkey with a prolapsed anus breaking in from the backstage?"

The staff felt aggrieved for a moment, and truthfully conveyed Zhou Zheng's words, so the person in charge also felt aggrieved.

What is the purpose of their star game?

It is a gimmick, a promotion, and a commercial activity that is so pure that no impurities are added.

Therefore, the organizers are very willing to do small actions such as grouping two players with very different styles into a group, and forcing players from two teams with the same situation to draw the red line.

Seeing the grouping results and connecting the voice, Fang Yuan was happy: "God help me too! When you meet Zhou Zheng, tell him that if he doesn't hand in his gun and surrender, I will kill his wife first."

"... Can I kill you first?" Shen Yao asked with a dull face.

"That's not allowed." Fang Yuan put away his smile, and finally had a bit of senior demeanor, "Well, I'll take care of you, so we don't jump to the airport, okay?"

"Success." Compared with verbal advantages, Shen Yao paid more attention to actual benefits, and spared no effort to take advantage, "Then don't jump to P city?"

——The aggressive style won the true biography of a certain Zhou surnamed Lao Goubi.

Fang Yuan's eyelids twitched, and he asked straight to the point: "Just tell me, where do you want to jump."

Shen Yao was not polite to him, glanced at the map, and asked, "How about the ruins on the top of the mountain? Or the onepiece in the upper right corner?"

Fang Yuan: "...not so much."

Why the hell don't you jump into the sea?

The main source of conflict between EG and Fly is basically Zhou Zheng and Lao Yang. After Lao Yang retired and became Fly's coach, all the hatred was pulled by Zhou Zheng alone.So when facing Shen Yao, Fang Yuan didn't want to beat him to death like he did Zhou Zheng.

In the end, after discussing with each other, the two jumped out of the school, a place where no one was lucky enough to land in CF.

Fang Yuan landed on the roof of the main building, and there were two teams jumping off the roof with him, one of them picked up a handful of sprayers first.

"It's over!" Fang Yuan looked around, there was only a small broken magazine beside him, he was not greedy to stay on the roof, he jumped decisively and landed in the yard.

"I have a gun here, let the fang team come here." As soon as Shen Yao came up, he jumped off the annex building. There was no one here, and Sunny at this moment looked like a bandit occupying the building as king.

Fang Yuan was not polite to him, turned around and went into the auxiliary building, and said while running to the third floor: "I saw Zhou Zheng just now."

"The one in the red dress, right? I saw it too." Shen Yao also spotted Sweet from the window, "It seems that he should be the last survivor in the main building."

"That's not necessarily true." Fang Yuan had a gloomy expectation, "Maybe the car will overturn again?"

Shen Yao smiled and said nothing.

The first safe zone is in P City, and the school is on the side, so there is no need to escape drugs for the time being.Zhou Zheng and Ning Yu emptied the people on the roof, Ning Yu jumped from the skylight to the second floor, and Zhou Zheng squatted at the stairs to prepare for fishing.

The people who jumped into the courtyard were wiped out by Fang Yuan and Shen Yao, and they marched towards the main building, Shen Yao faced Ning Yu on the second floor, Fang Yuan looked up and found that Zhou Zheng retracted his head from the stairs, and sent him back A hand/thunder.

"Fuck!" Fang Yuan scrambled and ran downstairs, turned his head and shouted: "If you have the guts, come down!"

"If you have the guts, come up!" Zhou Zheng's feet took root, squatting still.

"you come down!"

"you come up!"

"If it's a man, come down!"

"Come up if you have some seeds!"

The two masters standing at the top of the e-sports circle were arguing like little kids in kindergarten.

"Okay, dad doesn't quarrel with his son, don't we Chinese pay attention to harmony to make money, peace is the most important, and everything is happy in a harmonious family." Zhou Zheng clicked and played with the gun in his hand, squatting at the base of the wall and talking with Fang Yuan under the stairs. Resentment, "I just saw that you were fighting too fiercely, so I wanted to persuade you to fight."

"To persuade you to be paralyzed! You are here to enforce the law!" Fang Yuan said angrily.

"Kill all the fighters, isn't it enough to persuade?" Zhou Zheng said otherwise, at least he was strong.

"You just don't like the grouping results?" Fang Yuan despised, "Last year, who used a black box to match Sunny for five consecutive rounds? Why didn't you do it this time? Finally, there is no money to bribe people?"

"Call me a black box? Where's the evidence?"

"Do you need evidence? Any idiot knows it!"

"So you're an idiot?"

Fang Yuan was choked by him, he had nothing to say.

"I understand your resentment as a single dog. After all, you don't even have anyone to accompany you to sleep at night." Zhou Zheng smiled lovingly and pretended to be generous, "Then I reluctantly agree to let you form a team with my boyfriend, by the way Let you see how good my boyfriend is. Seriously, people, you should settle down quickly while you are young. How important and wonderful it is to have a boyfriend who can warm the bed with literary skills and martial arts—— Fang Yuanyuan, are you right?"

"Yes, that's right." Fang Yuan rolled his eyes almost to the sky, and stepped on Zhou Zheng's dog food scattered all over the floor to reply quickly, "It would be even better if you could give us Fly, we just retired one , I am busy filling in the vacancy now."

Zhou Zhengqi smiled: "Do you understand the etiquette of Chinese civilization? I'll just treat you politely, and you're still going smoothly!"

Fang Yuan, who managed to win a round, said meanly: "Don't worry, our manager supports cross-team and cross-race love, he doesn't reject human-animal love."

[EG-Sunny used SKS to kill QA-Fish]

Zhou Zheng and Fang Yuan were both taken aback.

It turned out that when these two overage elementary school students were concentrating on hurting each other through the air, the Ning Yu box of Zhou Zheng's team was cold.

Ning Yu, who was ruthlessly abandoned by his teammates, was furious, "Zhou! Zheng!"

Zhou Zheng, who was summoned, glanced at Ning Yu's box, and sighed: "Oh, Captain Ning, you can't do it, and you were wiped out by my family in just a few words?"

"You can't fucking do it!" Ning Yu was so angry that he directly turned on the full-screen voice, and the roar frightened the referee behind him to tremble, trying to prevent Captain Ning from violently beating people at all times.

"Oh, thank you for reminding me, thank you player Fish for paving the way for me with his life." Zhou Zheng closed his eyes and threw a thunder downstairs. Fang Yuan, who heard the sound of pulling the bolt, had already dodged, while Shen Yaochong, who had been silent for a long time, Come up, turn the corner and face Zhou Zheng.

"I'll go! Shen Yao, you came out of another dimension? Are you going to murder your husband?!" Zhou Zheng jumped aside, dodged Shen Yao's bullets and immediately returned two bullets, one bullet is not cheap Those who take account, even buy one get one free.

Only then did God Zhou realize that it was his thunder that covered Shen Yao's footsteps.

Really shooting yourself in the foot.

The auditorium was filled with a happy atmosphere. Zhou Shen hadn't had such a big oolong in many years, and the fans still missed it when he came here once in a while.

"You gentle scum, you are dead and still doing things that hurt others and benefit yourself." Zhou Zheng complained, "Isn't it Wang Yang's patent to sow dissension? You are such an infringement, wait for him to settle accounts with you in the next round!"

Ning Yu sneered: "Pray yourself that you won't be in the same team as Fang Yuan in the next round."

It's a pity that God favored Zhou Zheng even more. In the next few rounds, Zhou Zheng didn't match up with Fang Yuan, and it's a pity that he didn't match up with Shen Yao until the last round, not even his own team - because the organizer didn't match any of these three people. An idea of ​​being in a group with Zhou Zheng.

If you want to watch two Voldemorts wretch together under Zhou Shen's command, you can go to Baidu and watch the video of the EG double row match. Of course, this kind of rare occasion should focus on creating topics.

Especially in this game where the same team's damage cannot be exempted, because all the enemies form a team in peacetime, it happens from time to time that the players of the same team are killed by hand slipping, but in this entertainment game, such mistakes are not only unavoidable. It will attract shouting and scolding, but it will drive the atmosphere of the audience-a small number of yin and yang trolls can be ignored. After all, there are millions of viewers, and it is obviously unrealistic to have a fool.

But the audience enjoyed watching, but who can understand the hard work of the contestants?

"Old Liu, ah no, Xiao Liu, I beg you, father, next time you go out, bring a brain... Ah bah, bring a can of six walnuts." Zhou Zheng threw a thunderbolt as a cover, taking the opportunity to cry Climb over and pull Liu Jiangbei up, "What the hell are you standing at the foot of the mountain and beating people on the top of the mountain? How can you be so patient?"

Zhou Zheng suspected that the organizer did it on purpose, deliberately putting him, a contestant who focuses on intelligence and handsomeness, with a brash brat without a brain.

"I just want to try...forget it, my fault." Liu Jiangbei rolled back to the bunker to spray medicine in disgrace, unable to find anything to refute.After all, it wasn't the world that was wrong, but himself.

"Of course it's your fault! Where are you going?" Zhou Zheng stood sideways and blocked Liu Jiangbei's path, "The ugly words are up front, I want to send you to death, I will not accompany you!"

When the two were lying on their stomachs at the foot of the mountain, there was a burst of gunshots on the mountain, and then two kill announcements broke out-both of them were killed by the AWM of a Sunny player who often hit his face with empty heads.

Half a minute later, two people came down from the mountain. Liu Jiangbei hid behind a tree, raised his gun excitedly, and took aim.

Sunny's head with a green helmet was exposed under the crosshairs, and Liu Jiangbei's index finger tapped lightly on the left mouse button, eager to try.

Then--

[EG-Sweet used UMP9 to knock down 66DS-North]

The entire audience was stunned.

Isn't Sweet teaming up with North?Did they remember wrongly?

The most confused one is Liu Jiangbei himself.

Zhou Zheng explained with a smile before he slapped the keyboard and cursed: "Sorry, my hand slipped."

Liu Jiangbei's face was filled with numbness: "Slippy hands?"

"I can't help it, it's my boyfriend who you pointed the gun at!" Zhou Zheng walked around North who was lying on the ground, "When you have a date, you will know why I slipped."

Liu Jiangbei: "..."

I often feel out of place with you because I don't give enough.

When the two people on the mountain heard the movement, they didn't even look for cover, but walked over swaggeringly.

"Captain Zhou, this is your unkindness. When you teamed up with me in the last game, didn't you say you put aside your personal grievances temporarily?" Sea, who was standing next to Sunny, turned on the full-screen voice.Wang Yang was Shen Yao's teammate in this round. He asked instead of Liu Jiangbei who was going to be pissed off by Zhou Zheng, "Is this how you let go of your hatred? Whack your teammates and protect your opponents?"

"Who is his teammate? Is he?" Zhou Zheng was interpreting the definition of "rogue" with every strand of his hair, "What? You 66 are so poor that you can't get rid of it. Are you going to buy Liu Jiangbei to EG for money?"

"That can't be done." Wang Yang replied calmly.

The four of them sat in a row at the foot of the hill, and the atmosphere was unusually harmonious. Everyone put down their guns and ammunition, and made outstanding contributions to a peaceful world—until only the four of them survived.

Several people turned their perspectives and looked at each other.

Now... To fight or not to fight?

No one asked the question explicitly, but everyone was watching the movements of the others with tense nerves.

"This game doesn't have a rolling mechanism..." Zhou Zheng was the first to break the silence, "Even penguins have dice expressions. I think Blue Hole should reflect on itself."

"No, it's you who should reflect on yourself." Shen Yao turned on the mic and said coolly, "Reflect on why you have the idea of ​​shaking a little bit to decide the outcome."

The two of 66DS didn't speak, but clear applause came from the earphones.

"Of course it's because it saves trouble... Ah bah, because luck is also a kind of strength—" Zhou Zheng dragged out his voice, and suddenly pulled out a charge/forward/gun in the next second.

The battle was imminent...it didn't happen.

Shen Yao and Wang Yang blew themselves up with a thunderbolt, pulled everyone into the sky together, and ate chicken for no reason.

In an unofficial game, the audience is still very happy to see such an almost nonsense result.

Wang Yang said to Shen Yao before quitting the voice: "Although our styles are different, I admire you very much."

Shen Yao politely tried his best: "Captain Wang is also very good, I hope to cooperate again next time."

"Then add a WeChat later?"

"it is good."

Neither of them turned off the full-screen audio, and Zhou Zheng, who was eavesdropping, fell silent.

He zoomed out the game interface, used the organizer's computer to open the browser, opened the Taobao page to choose hair dye, and asked the fans in the live broadcast room with a smile: "What do you think of this green grassland color?"

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Zhou Zheng: Love is like a ray of light.

[Thank you Gudengzhao Yejiang for the landmines, thank you for my life meow' and Miss Jing Jingjing for the nutrient solution, okay~]