Doggy players have no desire to survive

Manager Chen is worthy of being a strong woman who has been domineering in the e-sports circle and e-sports club management for nearly five years. While discussing the plan with the PR department, she focused on two tasks and quickly arranged the ranking match in the team.

The ranking competition was held on Sunday afternoon at the end of February, and there was no rest between the four games. In the words of Coach Zhao, it was "the urgency to solve the problem on the spot and prepare to go back to change pants after the game".

Everyone in the first team knew that this was the manager and captain's decision to shuffle the cards, taking the opportunity to replace some weak and worry-free players from the second and third teams. as a substitute.

In the live broadcast, EG marked the identity of the character with a label on the top of the character's head from the audience's perspective, just like the official game.Of course, no one will admit that Zhou Zheng's role is standard or not.

Someone was leisurely picking out a camisole and miniskirt for Sweet, paired with blazing blonde hair in a bright color that reads "Fire at Me" in capitals for all to see.

"Cough cough—welcome everyone to the biggest internal fight in EG history, ah bah, the team discussion scene, I am brother Bin who everyone loves to see flowers and blow tires in the workshop, thanks to my former teammates and The former boss has not forgotten me, thank the team for reimbursement of the air ticket money for me, an older retired player..."

Maybe people who have been with Zhou Zheng for a long time will catch the problem of talking rockets. Xie Bin received Chen Meiyi's cannibalistic gaze, and immediately sat upright, straightened his tie, and said seriously: "Our game has a total of four rounds. The system is based on regular games... Although I think some people can't play very regular. So without further ado, please allow me to introduce the participating players—”

Xie Bin despised the former captain's taste and continued to explain.

"Captain Sweet of EG [-]st team and players Brook, Luo, Sunny, captain of EG [-]nd team Mount and his players, captain of EG [-]rd team Wave and his players, and today's protagonist—" Xie Bin deliberately paused for a few seconds, "Dangdangdangdang! EG's youth training team! Of course there is also the Raise player who has attracted much attention recently!"

The barrage surged instantly, half of them were spraying Raise and going through the back door, and the house management frantically blocked the account, but it couldn't match the large number of Heizi.

"Hey, do you think Zhang Ziyang can get fifth place?" Zhou Zheng changed his clothes, clicked preparations, and waited to board the plane.

Intra-team matches are held online, and there is no need for everyone to gather together. The first team is still in its own training room. When the game does not start, the earphone volume is turned down, and there is no need to take off the earphones for chatting.

Shen Yao glanced at him sideways, "Maybe someone can get fourth, and then you fall to fifth, get out and be a substitute."

Zhou Zheng raised his thick eyebrows in disbelief.

"I'm joking, but Zhang Ziyang will definitely do his best." Shen Yao said, "I feel that he is very persistent with EG."

"real or fake?"

"Didn't those captains still turn on the voice to taunt each other with you for 10 minutes yesterday? Although it's mainly because they scolded you for monopolizing talents." Shen Yao subconsciously ignored Zhou Zheng's impatient listening to Fang Yuan Ning Yu's nagging, and finally opened his mouth in anger The ending of someone dropping their phone, "According to them, the management of Fly, QA and MST also contacted Zhang Ziyang, but the other party said that they would wait for the summer vacation to recruit for the EG youth training team...how can I say that those two are also giants of the same level as EG , where is it different?"

"Where is it different? There are so many differences—the most basic question: Do the Flies and the Yinren have a handsome captain like me?" Zhou Zheng sneered, "Their own teams are not attractive enough, so they blame me and Are they robbing people? Shen Yao, tell me, who do you choose between me and Fang Yuan?"

Shen Yao asked with a slumped face: "...why don't you ask who should I save when you and my mother fall into the water?"

"It's different, Fang Yuanyuan is not comparable to your mother." Zhou Zheng replied decisively, "If he and your mother fell into the water at the same time, I would definitely not save Fang, whoever loves to save."

Shen Yao wiped his sweat silently, and silently sympathized with Captain Fang, who was lying innocently on the gun.

At the beginning of the game, the second team and the third team carefully selected points. In the early stage, almost no one jumped to the airport, and they were all working hard for No.5 or even higher rankings.

The youth training team is more relaxed, maybe they know that they are here as a background, except for Zhang Ziyang, almost no one covets that bench, most people still hope to be spotted by the coach and join the second or third team.

The most relaxed is still the first team.

Full staff airport.

Zhao Huachao spat out a mouthful of wolfberry water.

Xie Bin resisted the urge to flip the table, and tried to be a qualified temporary commentator with a sullen face, "...As you can see, the selection of our team of four really makes the commentator bald."

He finally understood the fucking mood of the official commentator July and Raleigh.

The first safe zone was at the airport, but except for the first team, most of the jumpers were youth trainees. Shen Yao beat down in a circle, and had the illusion of bullying elementary school students.

After the fight, the four of them faced each other, stood awkwardly for a long time and turned on the voice to say goodbye, then turned around and parted ways.

——Just ask who is more embarrassed than whom.

Fortunately, everyone's focus in this intra-team match is who is the first team's substitute. Seeing that the youth trainees at the airport were out of action, Xie Bin gave the camera to Raise, feeling in his heart that the feeling of giving the camera to whoever he wants is really true. So cool.

It's a pity that he can't give it to himself, because he has retired.

Xie Bin was sad for a few seconds, and continued to jump up and down to carry out his great cause of commentary.

"Maybe I can go to partner with sister Qiyue." Xie Bin said to himself in a boring way, and even teased the audience in the live broadcast room, "What do you think?"

[I don't think it's impossible hahahaha hiccup! 】

[Brother Bin wants to be a guest commentator?Then I feel sorry for a wave of girls in July in advance! 】

[It is estimated that Xie Bin and Luo Lili will fight each other the whole time, and the girl will watch you fall in love and kill each other with a bewildered expression. 】

Xie Bin was in a hurry: "Fall in love and kill each other! As an EG person, how can I fall in love with someone from Fly?!"

The barrage flashed across Waterfark and black question marks.

[So your focus is not that you and the man fall in love and kill each other, but that the person you fall in love with and kills is from Fly? 】

"Yes." Xie Bin said sternly, "I can even tolerate you guys flirting with me and Yan Xiyue, but I must tell you that there is only mutual killing between EG and the fly, there is no love!"

While speaking, the newcomer narrator shifted the camera, trying to keep the audience's topic away from him.

When the camera turned to Port N, Xie Bin's eyes lit up, and he pointed out: "Look, this is the real love and killing each other!"

This time the safe zone is at Port N. Where the camera stops, Sweet and Sunny look at each other affectionately. If you ignore the posture of the two lying on their stomachs, this scene must have a very beautiful BGM.

The two looked at each other for a while, and Zhou Zheng first turned on the full-screen voice: "Make an alliance?"

Shen Yao also turned on the voice, and replied concisely: "Okay."

So the two lay side by side under the big tree, one aimed at the left and the other at the right, and they were always on guard against the people around them sniping at themselves.

If PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has the function of climbing trees, I'm afraid these two people will be able to fly together and fly to the branches to spread dog food.

However, in the eyes of the audience, this is——

[Tsk tsk tsk, collusion and collusion! 】

[Isn't this the newlyweds showing their love and fighting side by side? 】

[What fight side by side?nonexistent. 】

[E-sports only loves and kills each other. 】

【Look, when Sunny turned around just now, did the gun point at Sweet's head? ! 】

【Then, did you see that in the three-second shot just now, Sweet was touching his hand/thunder? 】

【Is it normal?After all, this is solo queue, everyone is an enemy, Zhou Shen and Yao Shen have a lofty competitive spirit, and they will go all out in any game, but different tactics need to be adopted according to different situations... Damn, I can't make it up anymore, The next player please. 】

[This question is beyond the outline, and the next contestant will give up the exam again. 】

[I just wanted to squirm, but it turned out... Allies, remember to doge to save your life next time! 】

[Brother Xie Bin, I will give you all of my salary next month!Please turn the camera around!I want to hear them chat! 】

[Why do I feel that I can hear the wild play? 】

[Come on, Yehe!Together with the traditional culture of the Chinese nation! 】

"What the hell? Our Chinese nation doesn't have such vulgar traditional culture!" Xie Bin was taken aback by the crazy barrage. Every time Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao were in the same frame, he felt that this group of fans seemed to be hungry dogs The wolf of food, "We are a positive and sunny country! Come and read with me! Prosperity, democracy, civilization, and harmony - prepare, start!"

【Freedom, Equality, Justice, Rule of Law! 】

[Patriotism, semen/fluid, integrity, friendliness! 】

【upstairs? ? ? 】

[I'm a dedicated upstairs, I'm reflecting. 】

[Brother Bin, let me tell you, there is really a wild combination in the traditional culture of the Chinese nation... So which academic master will come to popularize science? Comeon, baby! 】

[Yehe refers to a marriage that is lower than proper etiquette. The term first appeared in "Historical Records of the Confucius Family". The ancients believed that only by going far can you find a "god-level X object", so that the child born will have "divine power" ". 】

[God so supernatural power... The upstairs school bully baby accepts my worship. 】

[Hey, wait a minute, Brook also went over to the ground?Is this a 3P? !Gentlemen, I'm horny! ! ! 】

[What kind of messy cult is out for a walk? ? ? 】

[Can you guys be a little more tactful? !Housing management iswatchingyou! 】

[Really, looking at their posture, I reasonably suspect that they are crazy monsters. 】

【Hand ready!Tissue box ready! 】

[Tsk, are all EG fans Teddy?Year-round estrus, scary, slipping away. 】

[Upstairs Heizi Xie Jiege Wuen, no one is begging you to come in! 】

[Shut up, you bunch of hentai!Didn’t you know that there has been a crackdown on netnet recently?Be careful to engage in color and be banned! ! ! 】

However, in fact, the conversation between Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao was not as inappropriate as fans imagined.

"The guy over there who came by car had a really powerful gun just now, so he just killed one of them."

"You look up at the kill announcement in the upper right corner."

"What is R... Oh, Zhang Ziyang. Did you recognize it?"

"Well, his character didn't change clothes."

Yan Xiyue, who was dragged into the "Traitor Squad" inexplicably, listened to it for a while, and felt that they seemed to be raising a son... It's better to have something inappropriate for children, at least you can have fun listening to it.

Yan Xiyue shook his head and lay down in the grass, feeling guilty for his increasingly inclined towards corrupt cultural groups.However, this does not prevent him from listening to gossip.

So he got a copy of "21st Century Parenting Book" correctly.

"I'll go over and have a look." Shen Yao said, not forgetting to look at the two behind him vigilantly, "Don't think about hitting me behind."

Zhou Zheng put away his gun to show his innocence.

"Hey, don't you worry about me?" Yan Xiyue said sadly, "Do I have the ability to sneak attack you and then live to chase the next circle? You don't have to take out your hand/Lei and I die together?"

Zhou Zheng not only turned the angle of view of the character, but also turned his head himself, and looked at Yan Xiyue in surprise, "Since when did Xiyue become so self-aware? Is the sun coming out from the west?"

Yan Xiyue's expression was like swallowing a basket of Spanish flies.

When someone wants to hang himself from a ladder, shouldn't you be busy hugging him down?How can you help with pulling the ladder? !

Shen Yao couldn't bear it, and said, "Captain, at this time you should comfort Brother Yan symbolically."

Yan Xiyue seemed to have found a savior, but Shen Yao went on to say: "For example—Brother Yan, your strength is already very strong compared to the youth training students."

Yan Xiyue: "...Why don't you say anything."

Bytheway, can I trouble you to swallow your previous sentence before I say it? !

Shen Yao didn't answer, and crawled to the left for a certain distance under the cover of grass, and opened the mirror to look at the opposite side.

After killing one person, Zhang Ziyang quickly hid behind the cover, dodging the bullet from the oriole's sneak attack behind him. He shrank behind the cover, looking like he was drinking an energy drink.

Shen Yao's sight flashed past Zhang Ziyang's head, he narrowed his eyes, and followed the direction of the bullet to find the oriole.

——The two people who were on the fourth floor just a few days ago unexpectedly met each other on a narrow road again.

At this moment, the close-up was on the two of them, Zheng Feng's fans in the barrage began to revel, and some even mocked Raise for sending the head back to sleep earlier.

"Coach, coach." Xie Bin covered his earphones to prevent the sound from being transmitted to the live broadcast room, and secretly beckoned to Zhao Huachao.

Zhao Huachao put down the thermos and looked over suspiciously, "What's the matter? You also want to drink wolfberry soaked water?"

"No!" Xie Bin glanced at the barrage, and said in a low voice, "What if there are undercover agents sent by Fly's grandsons to find out our strength?"

"Idiot." Zhao Huachao gave him a contemptuous look, "What kind of strength do you think this shows? Zhou Zheng's contempt for the second team and the third team, isn't it like a game? I doubt that Zhou Zheng's solution to the team's problems is fake. It’s no fun for him to fry yellow croakers in the Fish Pond Bureau, but it’s true that he wants to fry some saury inside us.”

"I know, but isn't it to highlight that kid named Zhang Ziyang this time?" Xie Bin covered his mouth furtively and said, "Do I need to make a few mistakes on purpose?"

Zhao Huachao looked at him speechlessly, "If you say something wrong on purpose, people won't be able to see it?"

"That's not necessarily the case, what if people just can't see it?" Xie Bin insisted on the basic principle put forward by the former captain that "Flys are all brainless idiots".

Other teams still have a legitimate reason to blackmail each other, but EG and Fly have too much grievances, lingering to this day, even a trivial matter like "breakfast is not to your taste" can develop into a collective criticism/fight against the opposing team for being inferior to animals .

The barrage began to ask Xie Bin if he had gone to the toilet. Xie Bin immediately sat up straight and explained seriously.

However, reality does not give him a chance to pretend.

Because Zhou Zheng was in the mirror again.

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Xie Bin: What terrible thing will happen next?