Doggy players have no desire to survive

Shen Yao was carried back to the hotel by Zhou Zheng.

Zhou Zheng retired from the honeymoon queen room here at noon, turned his head and saw that Shen Yao's legs were still trembling when he was walking, so he simply assumed the great job of a rickshaw driver, and the time to go back was just in time for the resumption.

"Zhou Zuzong, what are you doing, old man? Carrying a wife?" Chen Meiyi watched with a gloomy face as Zhou Zheng carried a person into the door, pouring water and holding a pillow, looking so attentive that she almost used herself as a human cushion to stuff Shen's ass down.

Who said they came back for a review?

Are you coming back to show your affection? !

The same goes for Shen Yao, don't you know how to cover up the obvious marks on his neck? !

Waiting to be followed and photographed? !

Zhou Zheng was thick-skinned, without any embarrassment, and even smiled at Chen Meiyi: "Yeah, I'm carrying my new wife through the door."

Chen Meiyi turned her head angrily, not knowing what to see.

After the replay ended, Zhou Zheng quickly packed his suitcase and entered Shen Yao's room in a grand manner. The large suitcase stood at the door of Shen Yao's room, giving him a sense of presence.

It blatantly shows that the owner of this room is already married.

Yan Xiyue, who was strictly guarded by him, was very wronged.

Damn why? !

Even if I live in a suite with your wife, that doesn't mean I want to fuck him!

It’s fine for all of you gays to belong to mosquito coils, can you ignore everyone’s crooks? !

The other three teams in the mainland division heard that the two protagonists of today's biggest gossip were back, and took turns walking to EG's room with their families, celebrating Zhou Zheng's coming out with gloating smiles. Even Fly's former captain and current Coach Lao Yang also came to join in the fun.

Strictly speaking, Lao Yang and Zhou Zhengcai are at the same time, and Fang Yuan is half of Lao Yang's apprentice, so he is a "seniority" lower than Zhou Zheng.

Although Fang Yuan is the one who fights with Zhou Zheng most of the time in the arena, the source of many irreconcilable conflicts between EG and Fly is still these two people.

——Because they started to hate each other as soon as they met for no more than three sentences. Over time, even the fans thought that they could not be good friends who drink together and eat meat together.

"I really miss the days when I used to participate in Internet cafe competitions." Zhou Zheng tried his best to maintain a smile on his face, "If you lose the competition, you all stand in front of me and swear, and you are not fined."

"Yeah, it was so beautiful at that time." Lao Yang thought it right, and said with a smirk, "I still dare not forget that Zhou Shen's raised middle finger was almost caught by a bad-tempered man from our team at that time." If I hadn’t stopped you, you wouldn’t have had the opportunity to shine in the e-sports arena, you have to remember this kindness, and repay your kindness if you have the heart, such as sending us Fly’s head on the field.”

"Oh, I remember it, and I remember it very well." Zhou Zheng responded sarcastically, and showed off by the way, "But there is no chance that my benefactor brother wants me to give away the head with my body. Last night I became a real A real man has a family, a wife, a career, and a responsibility. It is impossible to fool around with you group of older virgins anymore. As a brother, all I can do is wish you get out of the singles as soon as possible."

Everyone in the room looked at Zhou Zheng's wife.

Shen Yao: "..."

MMP, I was shot while lying down.

Lao Yang sneered: "Then I really thank you for your blessing."

"You're welcome, caring for the handicapped..." Zhou Zheng followed up smoothly, but suddenly changed his words in the middle of the sentence, "Caring for mentally handicapped singles is everyone's responsibility—don't thank me, a slight improvement in your IQ is the best thing for me. Good thanks."

"I thank you, sir!"

Lao Yang didn't seem to understand what he wanted to say, and he quarreled with Zhou Zheng and you. The two men who were nearly 30 years old were arguing like elementary school students.

Where no one saw, Lao Yang's bandaged right hand was quietly clenched.

Liu Jiangbei of 66DS is the most heartless. Everyone else restrained himself a little, but he laughed into a capitalized idiot: "So what? Are you really the one below? Wow, the new god-level player voluntarily dedicated himself to the old, former, Is it the distortion of morality or the loss of human nature... Hahahaha I can't do it!"

The physical discomfort made Shen Yao very upset. He looked at Liu Jiangbei expressionlessly, "Would it be that I'm preventing you from killing someone with a brainless gun? Or will it make your brain evolve from almonds to walnuts?"

Liu Jiangbei: "...bye."

Shen Yao tried his best to endure the pain behind him and raised his legs, raised his hand in a very gentlemanly manner, his expression and movements were [-]% similar to Zhou Zheng's, and he pretended to be just right, "The door is over there, please."

Wang Yang turned around and told his team members at the right time: "Also, men, don't say you can't do it."

——Like the straw that broke the camel's back.

Fang Yuan, who was watching, was in despair: "The last conscience of PUBG is gone."

"Wake up, apprentice." Lao Yang patted him lightly on the back of the head, "E-sports has no conscience."

In the afternoon of that day, the contestants from the mainland division were sitting in the waiting hall.

Xie Bin failed to go to Shanghai with everyone in EG, his parents urged him to go back for a blind date, so he could only go on the plane back to his hometown by himself, promising to return to the base to see in the future.

The bottom of the EG official blog has been completely reduced to a disaster scene. Those who wish, spurn, ridicule, follow suit, and watch the excitement are no big deal, and everyone has to get involved.

And in a men's restroom at the airport, a group of older internet-addicted youths are gathering together under the leadership of a troublemaker, as if holding a secret meeting to summon demons.

"Fuck..." QA's captain Ning Yu put down his phone and covered his face. Thinking of what he did just now, he couldn't help feeling sad, "I'll be scolded to death when I go back to see our manager later."

Wang Yang wrinkled his fingers and said pessimistically, "It is estimated that during the Chinese New Year we will be dismembered by managers and public relations to make braised pork, pork ribs, hooves, and thighs."

"Don't be so unreasonable. During the Chinese New Year, be more slack, keep your legs and feet sharp, go home earlier to escape the clutches of the manager, can he still go door to door and drag you out to stew?" In order to enliven the atmosphere, Fang Yuan deliberately pushed the button. Zhou Zheng, I hope this cheap mouth can dispel some sad atmosphere, "Zhou Gougou, can you say something? Do you have any plans for the New Year?"

"Let me tell you? Of course I went to my wife's house for Chinese New Year." When Zhou Zheng was asked this question, he immediately laughed so hard, "Oh, I'm really embarrassed to say that I didn't get together with you last year. He invited me to accompany him home during the Chinese New Year, he took the initiative, how could I not agree?"

"..." Fang Yuan regretted it.

Others looked at Shen Yao with "yoooo" eyes.

Unexpectedly, the child looked like he could freeze to death, but he was so proactive inside.

Could this be the legendary temptation?

The veins on Shen Yao's forehead were throbbing, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "Zhou, God, do you know how He Ruobi and He Ruodun died?"

Zhou Zheng raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Who are they? I'm already in front of you, and you're thinking about other men?"

Wang Yang habitually sowed discord: "If you think about it, it's just two, God Zhou, you're not very attractive!"

Ning Yu didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he booed: "That's right! Don't you care about the people next to your pillow?"

Shen Yao ignored the two who were booing, and smiled slightly: "Because you talk too much."

Zhou Zheng closed his mouth angrily.

Fang Yuan changed the subject: "We're going to sell ourselves again when we go back, right? How many endorsements have you received?"

Wang Yang said depressedly: "It takes up training time all day, it's annoying."

"I heard the news that there will be a special edition figure for the New Year..." Speaking of this, Ning Yu smiled all over his face, and looked down at Zhou Zheng, "Of course—it's still two fights together."

"Hahahaha hiccup! Someone deserves it!"

"Looking forward to Zhou Shen's female costume raising her hand!"

"The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heavens spare?"

Zhou Zheng chuckled, too lazy to argue with these idiots.

His beauty character, Sweet, is already a source of joy among the pro players, so it's better to not be blocked, and for the sake of the help they have just done, laugh as much as you want.

It's a big deal. Dad will let them send their heads to cry next time in practice.

Ning Yu stretched his waist, and diverted from the topic that could easily blacken a player surnamed Zhou, "In the end, I still envy Lao Bai! It's easiest to count him before next year's Champions League!"

Lao Bai is Bai Jiayuan, the captain of the MST team White.

Like EG, Fly and other teams, MST is one of the top teams in China, but it is a pity that they only got fifth in the qualifiers of the Asian Invitational Tournament and missed the PAI.

"Then you trade with him?" Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him, "He comes to fight PAI, you go back to the base and do nothing to support your retirement."

"Forget it." Ning Yu smiled and waved his hands, "Anyway, I have also stepped into the ranks of the elderly. It is better to exercise my muscles and bones. Lao Bai is one year younger than me, so don't worry."

Liu Jiangbei squeezed the soft flesh on his stomach that was enough to be used as a swimming ring, and suddenly shouted, "For the figure, I have decided! I will lose weight in the next week! Say goodbye to the fat house happy water, and work hard to become thin like lightning!"

Shen Yao suppressed his internal injuries from laughing, "Lightning is five meters wide, you are already qualified."

Liu Jiangbei: "...the one surnamed Shen, I'll fuck you tomorrow/Your uncle, do you believe it or not?"

It seems that after Zhou Zheng retires and Shen Yao succeeds, the team that is most incompatible with EG can change from Fly to 66DS.

"Okay, fuck it." Shen Yao restrained his smile, put his hands in his pockets, and walked in the direction of the EG team casually, "As long as you can find out who he is."

If you can find it, there will be ghosts.

Shen Yao raised the corners of his mouth in a self-deprecating manner, and said to himself that I don't even know who my uncle is, where can you find it?

"What's wrong with him?" Liu Jiangbei rubbed the back of his head and looked at Shen Yao's back blankly, "Aren't you angry?"

Although he is... In Zhou Zheng's words, his IQ is low, but when God closes a door for people, he often opens all the windows. In terms of intuition, Zhou Zheng admits that he is not as good as Liu Jiangbei.

Like now, if Liu Jiangbei hadn't said it, Zhou Zheng wouldn't have noticed that Shen Yao was in a bad mood.

Zhou Zheng stepped forward to catch up with Shen Yao, and was about to speak when the phone in his pocket vibrated wildly.

Chen Meiyi screamed like a groundhog in the EG internal chat group.

[Chen Meiyi]: I'll kill you old Goubi who suffered a thousand knives!

[Chen Meiyi]: What did you do, that group of great gods gave you and Shen Yao a platform?Still aboveboard to post on Weibo to support you? !

[Chen Meiyi]: Now the managers of other teams can't find anyone, they all come to ask me if I kidnapped their players!

[Chen Meiyi]: Where's Zhou Zheng?What about Shen Yao?You'll be gone in the blink of an eye, come out!You have the ability to roll the sheets, you have the ability to come out!Don't pretend to be dead, I know you are online!

[Shen Yao]: The captain said that he was so sad, guilty and ashamed that he suffocated and is still being rescued.

[Zhou Zheng]: I said that he was frightened by the manager and accidentally slipped a tire and is still being rescued.

【Shen Yao】:...

[Zhou Zheng]: ...

[Zhao Huachao]: ...

[Chen Meiyi]: ... Shen Yi is pregnant?

[Yan Xiyue]: It's over, it's over, the manager is so angry that he is delirious.

[Su Luo]: The manager has a bad heart and can't stand being frightened. Please excuse me to answer after colluding with the confession next time. Thank you for your cooperation.

Su Luo put away her mobile phone, sighed with experience, lit a women's menthol cigarette, and said in a deep tone: "To do zero, there are only zero times and countless times."

Yan Xiyue asked innocently: "Why do you say that?"

Su Luo rolled his eyes at him, "Otherwise, why do you think that the three-dimensional same-sex market is going around all over the place, if there is no one? Of course it's because it's comfortable to be a zero."

The more Yan Xi thought about it, he didn't quite understand how comfortable it is to be a crispy duck by a man.

Of course he didn't want to understand either.

"Don't think about it." Zhou Zheng, who walked behind them, looked at Yan Xiyue, and the problem of snotting his lips was repeated. "The greater the imagination, the more the rectum will explode."

Shen Yao sneered: "Sex is so good, cut it off forever." He pointedly glanced at the key parts around the eyes.

Zhou Zheng replied with a shy face: "No matter how indifferent a man is, his rectum is still warm."

Su Luo applauded: "Well said."

"What's the matter with the girls now? Are the salted duck eggs refined? The appearance is white and tender, and when you cut it, it turns yellow to runny oil——I will ask you if you can still marry in the future." Zhou Zheng shook his head helplessly. Sit down next to him, and distribute the coffee and milk bought in the small supermarket to several people.

Chen Meiyi, who was sitting opposite them, gave Zhou Zheng a vicious look, because she was in contact with the staff at the base, so she didn't criticize him immediately.

Zhou Zheng achieved temporary safety.

On the phone, the staff happily reported to Chen Meiyi: "Manager! In our official online store and physical store, Zhou Shen's peripherals are sold out! Especially the team uniforms, they are sold out! They are all sold out!"

Chen Meiyi: "!!!"

The staff continued to report: "According to the comments from fans on various platforms, Zhou Shen's wife fans feel that there is no hope for them to climb into bed, so they bought the same team uniform of Zhou Shen, inspiring to dig the corner of Yao Shen in their dreams!"

Chen Meiyi: "???"

The staff looked at the statistics document, and hesitantly finished the last sentence: "More than half of Yaoshen's merchandise has been sold, but it is said that some male fans have bought the same team uniform of Yaoshen... want to give it to my girlfriend, Talk about role-playing."

Chen Meiyi was at a loss: "...Did he buy the same team jersey as Zhou Zheng's?"

The staff was also at a loss: "No, according to his five-star positive comments, he seems to be playing himself."

Chen Meiyi: "..."

It seems that she is old.

Can't keep up with the thinking of young people.

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Zhou Zheng: Who?Who the hell wants to cosplay?Come over and ask Lao Tzu's pan!

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Other people's breasts are delicate and soft, and they are easy to push down, and they are coquettish and cute, crying for it.

Luo Chengdong's pacifier is hard and violent, and his crazy output leads the audience.

"If the pastor becomes violent, you won't have anything to deal with."

Xiaomengxin Yang Zimo proved this with his strength.

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Yang Zimo was indifferent: each other, if you didn't owe me money, I would have kicked you asshole long ago.

On the surface, the two hate each other, but secretly...

Yang Zimo OS: Damn, when will this idiot find out that I like him?

Luo Chengdong OS: I've made it so obvious, is he blind?

The waves will fly and you will die if you don’t flirt

(Luo Chengdong x Yang Zimo)

[Thank you for my life, meow', Xixi, conic nine-curved loop, Gudengzhao Yejiang for the mines, thank you Dawang, Puuush, and Miss Luoluoluo for the nutrient solution, okay! 】