Doggy players have no desire to survive

The domestic qualifiers are scheduled on Sunday, starting at [-] pm, with a total of ten rounds and four rows.

The points system has changed a bit compared to previous years. The kill points have been increased to 2 points, and the chicken-eating team gets 410 points for each game. No.3340 gets 4290 points, No.[-] gets five points, No.[-] gets five points...it’s the bottom team’s turn Only a pitiful few tens.

"Don't worry, our chances of qualifying are guaranteed."

Zhou Zheng was lazily leaning on the sofa in the lounge, raised his hand and patted Shen Yao's stiff face, and said jokingly: "Baby, come on, have a smile, and there will be cameras everywhere when you go out. It’s like going to the grave, I’m not sure how the group of reporters will arrange us old people to bully the new players.”

Shen Yao pinched his fingers but did not answer, the water bottle in his hand creaked under his torture.

Chen Meiyi circled around the four starters, and found a few scrunchies for Su Luo to tie her hair so that she would not be disturbed by the headphones; later, she put a mirror on Yan Xiyue, and asked him to make up for the scratches that were wiped off by the bottle because of drinking water. Lipstick, tossing so much that there is nothing to love in life.

"Are you sure about it?" Zhao Huachao said helplessly, "It's not the first time for them to participate in the competition--if I don't play, I don't need to give me lipstick."

"I'm not nervous about the three of them." Chen Meiyi turned her head to look at Shen Yao and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Zhou Zheng.

"Manager, go and have a rest, I'll help you look." Zhou Zheng approached Shen Yao, gestured with his fingers to trace the length of his hair, and brushed the back of Shen Yao intentionally or unintentionally with his fingertips. Open Zhou Zheng's finger.

"That's right, our stylist dedicated to EG is awesome." Zhou Zheng withdrew his hands with a full face, and opened the distance between the two of them, "Shen Yao, let your hair be five or six centimeters longer, it doesn't need to be too long, otherwise it will be too long." It's hot and tiring... about as good as I am."

"Couple hairstyle?" Su Luo interjected abruptly, squinting at their reactions.

"Then I'd better go shave my head." The corners of Shen Yao's eyes twitched, "I'd rather comb my couple's hairstyle with the Buddha."

"Hey, don't make trouble, the Buddhist school forbids sex, and the Buddha can only be an old bachelor for thousands of years." Compared with Shen Yao's pretending to be a straight man, Zhou Zheng's reaction was more straight on the surface.

——It's a pity that the action of twisting the end of his own hair unconsciously and the eyes aimed at Shen Yao's hair betrayed him.

Miss Su chuckled, and floated to the seat farthest from them.

"Shut up." Chen Meiyi slapped Zhou Zheng's paws off, gave him a hard look, and turned her head to help Shen Yao straighten the sideburns that were disturbed by Zhou Zheng, with an old mother's kindness on her face, "Are you nervous? Want to go to bed?" toilet?"

Zhou Zheng shrugged indifferently and leaned back on the sofa.

Anyway, he's used to being treated like a stepmother from Manager Chen.

"What water to drink?" Zhao Huachao glanced at Chen Meiyi speechlessly, "You can't go to the toilet during the game."

"Then eat a piece of chocolate?" Su Luo found a small package of Dove in the bag, carefully looked at Shen Yao's face, and stuffed the chocolate, "Why do I think he is not nervous, but overexcited?"

"I'm fine." Shen Yao took the chocolate, and finally let go of the miserably ravaged water bottle, "It's my first time playing a big game, so I don't have much experience."

For Shen Yao, this was indeed the first time he participated in a large-scale competition. The biggest exhibition match he had ever played in TNC was an unconventional exhibition match in the summer. It was also one of the indirect reasons why the boss decided to disband the team.

It has only been less than half a year, and it feels like half a lifetime has passed.

"No one has any experience." Yan Xiyue patted Shen Yao on the shoulder and comforted him, "I heard from Lao Xie that when God Zhou participated in a world-class competition for the first time, the legs under the table were Trembling—if you don’t believe me, listen to it.”

As Yan Xiyue spoke, he called up a recording from his mobile phone, and Xie Bin's cheerful voice came out.

"Xiyue, if Shen Yao is nervous tomorrow, you can tell him that Zhou Zheng's old Goubi performed so badly when he participated in a big competition for the first time, not only his legs were shaking under the table all the time, which made us have a sudden feeling. The illusion of an earthquake, I was afraid that when he came to the stage to receive the award, he would be so excited that he would fall to his knees hahahahaha! Fortunately, he didn’t, otherwise he would really be ashamed and thrown to the whole world, and also, he... "

"Damn him, why didn't he say that he almost peed his pants?!" Zhou Zheng's eyes twitched, and he slapped Yan Xiyue's phone, then turned off the recording, "Damn, I was careless in making friends."

In the future, he will definitely remember to give Xie Bin a big gift.

When they interrupted, Shen Yao's attention was distracted a lot, "Really?"

"Fake." Zhou Zheng replied decisively, "It's all because they maliciously slandered me and tarnished my image."

Chen Meiyi hesitated for a moment, unable to overcome women's natural gossip, but instead of directly asking Zhou Zheng about this topic, she secretly elbowed Zhao Huachao and asked in a low voice: "Is what Xie Bin said true or not?" ?”

"I don't know." Zhao Huachao shrugged, "I was in the PUBG branch of EG in the second year since its establishment. At that time, the coaching system was not even popularized."

The original story of EG is only known to those first-generation players who pioneered the wasteland, and the only first-generation player who still has contact with him now is Xie Bin, who has just retired.

Chen Meiyi sighed regretfully, as if she regretted not being able to dig out more black history of Zhou Zheng.

10 minutes before the start of the game, the staff came to inform the players to prepare to enter the arena. There was a sound of doors opening in the corridor, and EG was mixed in. The red team uniforms attracted a lot of attention, and the new faces in the team were also particularly conspicuous.

Shen Yao habitually walked at the end of the team. Before entering the arena, Zhou Zheng turned around and leaned against the entrance of the passage. He stretched out his long legs to block Shen Yao's path, and looked directly into his eyes with a smile, "Player Sunny, what do you want to say to your captain?" Is it?"

It was rare for Shen Yao not to stab him. Instead, he hesitated and stretched out his fist, "Come on for the qualifiers."

Zhou Zheng was surprised for a moment, then smiled, slightly lowered his head to look at the young man in front of him, and bumped fists with him, feeling like he had finally raised the little wolf cub.

"You guys are not kind!" Yan Xiyue, who was secretly watching the movements of the two, yelled, and went back the same way and hooked Zhou Zheng's neck.

Su Luo didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so she raised her voice and shouted loudly: "What are you doing? Prefer sex over friends?"

The cleaning lady who wiped the floor in the corridor outside the door looked curiously.

"Get out." Zhou Zheng scolded with a smile, grabbing Shen Yi with one hand, and pulling Yan Xiyue off his body with the other hand, arranging his new hairstyle casually, dusting off the non-existent ash, "heavy color You have a hammer, Qingyou, and Dad will give you a hammer right now."

Zhou Zheng stretched out his hand, and took Shen Yao's wrist with his left hand to press his hand on his own. Yan Xiyue and Su Luo both stretched out their hands, and the four of them overlapped each other.

"EG! Come on!"

"Hello, everyone! Welcome to the qualifiers of the PUBG Asia Invitational in Mainland China. There are 25 teams from mainland China participating in this qualifier, and they will jointly strive for four qualifying places."

The female narrator is named July, and she is a lively girl.

"Beginning this year, the points system of the competition has changed slightly compared to last year." July said, looking at the young man sitting next to him, "Mr. Luo Li, what do you think?"

These two are old partners. Miss July has commented on FPS games for nearly four years, and Luo Li is a former member of the Fly team. After retiring due to a hand injury three years ago, she switched to live broadcasting and occasionally served as a commentator. guest.

"Yes, the reform of the competition system has started this year, and the head score has increased by five points." Raleigh held up the headset. He was wearing a suit and had a pair of gold-rimmed eyes on the bridge of his nose. The style of Fly, the gangster team, is far from the same.

"Does Teacher Luo think this will have any impact on the game?"

"Of course there will be an impact." Raleigh smiled, and gently pushed his glasses with his index finger, "Most of the audience friends will be as usual, concerned about how many kills the players can take, and for the players, the kill points The improvement represents a more intense competition."

The biggest news in the past few months is the airborne Shen Yao of the EG first team. The reporters are happy to hear that after listening to Miss July introduce the participating teams at the beginning of the game, they keep bringing the topic here, and the cameras are endless. Shaking in front of Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao.

Zhou Zheng put on the keyboard and mouse, adjusted the DPI, raised his head and blew a kiss to the camera while the referee came to check, but the moment he put on the earphones, all the unscrupulous temperament on him disappeared, and he was completely different from usual .

Gives people an illusion of "this person is very reliable".

Shen Yao had a pretty face and looked calm and composed, but in fact he wished he could lift the frying pan and smash this shit.

There is no way, just like some people naturally hate green peppers, leeks and carrots, and even want to destroy all vegetable planting bases with a missile, some people wish that there would be no such thing as a camera since they were young.

After checking the peripherals of all players, the game officially started.

Shen Yao took a deep breath, and gripped the mouse tightly. The streamlined design fits the palm of his hand. Zhou Zheng picked it with him on the first day he came to EG.

"The new points system can slow down for us, but don't worry too much about it. It's still the old rule, eating chickens first, supplemented by human heads." Zhou Zheng marked a point on the map as he said, "Jump here. "

Without saying a word, the other three jumped down like dumplings.

In the first game, the plane flew from City L to Port P, and the route ran through several large resource areas. Zhou Zheng chose Town G, an area with relatively fertile resources and few people, which was in line with EG's usual style.

——This style is safe at best, and wretched at worst.

Miss July curled her lips, thinking that she thought that a new player would join EG to change her style, but in the end she still planned to play jungle with all the members, which was not topical at all.

You can't mention the fact that Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao's CP has been searched five times in a month in the regular game commentary, can you?

She will be deducted bonus!

The top seed can't be counted on, and July set his sights on the second seed, "Team Fly is best at landing tough, but in such a critical qualifier, I think they will be more cautious in the first game."

The Fly team, as always, landed at the airport.

Captain Fang Yuan didn't pick up the gun the first time he landed, but raised his fist under the cover of his teammates and hammered to death a player who unfortunately jumped to his side. Fly-Round's kill announcement made Fang fans tremble. of.

If it weren't for a teammate with a gun, they would be afraid that their captain would fall into a box.

Be careful, you uncle, if you don't accept it, you will do it.

July:"……"

Girls, can you have fun? !

I haven't seen you guys let yourself go so much in an exhibition game? !

Reminiscent of the "tactical adjustments" that most teams revealed to reporters during the pre-match interviews, July just wants to say: You adjust your hammer.

Fortunately, Luo Li rescued the field in time, but unfortunately, people's hearts are biased. Luo Li did not comment on Fang Yuan's mindless behavior, but praised Captain Fang's courage. Hearing this, the audience was stunned. Some people even planned to start the game next time. Be a floor fighter.

"This announcement... can only be seen when the Fang team is around."

As an assaulter, Su Luo was required by the team to find a gun as soon as she landed. She landed on the top of the third floor, and glanced at the kill announcement in the upper right corner while she was loading the bullet.

"'Have you killed the big villain with a small fist'?" Shen Yao rolled his eyes gracefully and implicitly.

"The big villain Fang Yuanyuan is dead, and our big villain is landing... There is a team about 700 meters away from the W direction." Zhou Zheng said, he picked up the bullet and the magnifying glass from the ground, and called Yan Xiyue, "Xiyue. "

"Understood." Yan Xiyue said, "There is still a team at about 650 meters in the E direction."

Yan Xiyue opened his umbrella early, floating in the sky, turning his angle of view to scout in all directions, and just landed at this time, "There are two other teams jumping here, maybe they are coming for us... the role of captain The appearance is too ostentatious, you can see who you are floating in the sky."

"To be precise, they came for the radar station." Zhou Zheng justified his Sweet name.

Su Luo teased casually: "We've got all the evil and the poison."

The two of Zhou and Shen entered the room. Shen Yao picked up a Mini14 and squatted by the window to shoot birds. One of them became a box while it was still floating in the sky. The teammate of that person landed early, picked up the gun and rushed over to take revenge. , the other two teammates set up guns behind them, but unfortunately they were knocked down by Su Luo, who was on the third floor.

"Be careful not to let the bullets fly above their heads." Zhou Zheng did not forget to remind his teammates while replenishing the gun.

"O few K's!" Yan Xiyue replied, he couldn't hold it back for a while, and said in a muffled voice: "Captain... let's discuss it, don't call me ID in the future, okay? Well, 'Brook' insists on giving You call out Japanese English accent..."

Zhou has no expression on his face: "Shut up."

...So, an illusion is an illusion after all.

Zhou Zheng is reliable?

Let’s talk about the pillows with the word “Pu” written on them that fans gave him first.

Before the opponent had just landed and had no time to search for the helmet, Zhou Zheng shot a child, and occasionally missed one of them, and Shen Yao made up for it later.

Faced with this posture, Yan Xiyue didn't dare to say anything even if he had nine lives.

There are few houses in G Town, and it is clear from the third floor of the radar station. It didn't take long for EG to clean up the area. Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao didn't show their faces the whole time, but the bullets seemed to have long eyes. The two teams burst into tears, deeply regretting why they jumped to G Town.

The resources in this area are enough to support a full formation, but you have to have your life to get it.

The author has something to say: [System Announcement: Fang Yuanyuan beat the villain to death with a small fist]

Fang Yuan: ...Damn it!Why do you treat me like this to a contestant who doesn't have a single line? !

[Thank you Ms. Pooh for the mines, thank you Ms. Mingruoxi for the mines and nutrient solution, I love you, and I love you~]