Doggy players have no desire to survive

"It hurts, it hurts—"

The press conference ended, and there was a howl in the EG lounge, which was more miserable than killing a pig.

Zhou Zheng wanted to cry, "Team doctor! Are you giving me a massage or amputating my hand?!"

"You have to make a big news, don't you? Is life going to end in the future? The merchandise won't be sold? Or do you want to retire today?!" Chen Meiyi was slapped with a bowl of dog food before she was excited about the three consecutive championships I'm stunned, now I'm angry and anxious, I can't wait to mark the four characters "Zhou Zheng is single" in all the official peripheral stores and online stores.

Even doubling the gambling money that put half of her net worth can't save her heart that is full of holes.

"Three consecutive championships are not Daxin... Oh shit! Just be gentle!" Zhou Zheng retorted halfway, but Chen Meiyi ordered the team doctor to shut up again. This time, even Shen Yao didn't help him.

At the awards ceremony just now, the foreign contestants hadn’t reacted until the top three of the competition gathered in the middle of the stage for a group photo. I don’t know why the good awards ceremony suddenly turned into a marriage proposal scene.

The host, who was stupefied after eating dog food, asked blankly, "God Zhou, don't you use diamond rings in Chinese proposals?"

"Of course I want a diamond ring. Isn't it too busy these days to have time to choose? This is an engagement ring. We will change the diamond ring when we officially get married." Zhou Zheng replied politely, and the translator dutifully translated his words to the host .

Fang Yuan, who was slapped by the cold dog food, said with disgust, "Zhou Gougou, do you have any education? The engagement ring should be worn on the left middle finger!"

"Get out, what do you know?" Zhou Zheng scolded with a smile, "Physically, we are already married, and now we are making up a ceremony. Put your ring finger on in advance, so that those of you who want to poach Dad's corner every day will accept it." Take it easy."

When he said this, the host hadn't taken the microphone away, and the Chinese fans who understood it went crazy. CP fans jumped up and down, screaming frantically with a loudspeaker, begging Zhou God to explain in detail what is called "physical level".

The face of Chen Meiyi in the audience was distorted, the joy of the three consecutive championships still remained on her face, she wished that Zhou Zheng and Shen Jiang's anger had climbed up, and the two mixed together to form a strange effect.

Shen Yao supported his forehead, covered Zhou Zheng's mouth and dragged him off the stage, and didn't let go until he returned to the lounge.This scene was officially filmed, and Zhou Zheng became the first world champion in history to be officially announced at the awards ceremony, but was dragged off by the person who was officially announced.

——What a miserable man.

"Muscle spasm and stiffness - you don't understand the term. You can see that you are uncoordinated with your left and right hands and distracted. If you don't massage in time, do you still want to play in the second half of the year?" The team doctor squeezed Zhou Zheng's finger Pull back, and then let go of his hand, "Come on, open your palm twenty times."

Zhou Zheng frowned: "Is it okay if you don't hold it? I really hurt. I almost missed the golden pot just now."

The smile on Zhao Huachao's lips was still there, and he nodded Zhou Zheng's forehead bluntly, "It's what you deserve, for making you play so scary in the last round."

Zhou Zheng was weak, pitiful and helpless, shivering in the corner of the sofa.

Shen Yao watched the play next to him for a long time, and finally realized his conscience, he stepped forward and covered Zhou Zheng's eyes, with the cold ring sticking to the bridge of Zhou Zheng's nose.

Zhou Zheng blinked his eyes, his eyelashes scratched Shen Yao's palm, "What are you doing, baby? I want to play blindfolded prey, can we play it when we go back to the hotel? You see, there are so many people here, the influence is not good... ..."

"Don't you think it hurts?" Shen Yao leaned over and kissed him lightly on the lips.

The whole lounge is quiet.

Chen Meiyi's eyeballs almost popped out.

Zhao Huachao patted her on the shoulder, "This is in private, bear with it. At least I didn't kiss at the awards ceremony."

Chen Meiyi turned her head slowly, and said with a smirk, "On the first day of the double volleyball match, they kissed on the global live broadcast."

Zhao Huachao: "..."

Women, indeed, are vengeful creatures.

"What about now? Does it still hurt?" Shen Yao let go of Zhou Zheng, quickly took two steps back and pretended nothing happened, and gently stroked the platinum ring on his ring finger with his hand behind his back.He licked his lower lip, looking at the sky and the earth but not at Zhou Zheng, "Your lipstick is a bit sweet today."

"Really?" Zhou Zheng commanded a logistics officer to bring over the lipstick he used today, and looked at the brand, "Wait a minute, I remember that this brand doesn't seem to be pure plant, right? Ziyang! Help me bring you a bottle of water Brother Xi, rinse your mouth!"

Shen Yao: "..."

Straight gay is really shameful, get out.

Zhang Ziyang looked at Shen Yao and then at Zhou Zheng, hesitated to speak, and handed Shen Yao a bottle of Pocari to rinse his mouth.

Yan Xiyue wondered: "What kind of wise operation is this?"

Su Luo sneered: "Just tell him to bring his ID card to watch movies with his girlfriend, and he and his girlfriend spent half an hour explaining the reason why you don't need to bring your ID card to watch movies."

Yan Xiyue kept in mind the principle taught by the captain that "you only need to agree with women", and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Su Luo kicked Yan Xiyue's leg, "Nod your ass! You are also a virtue!"

Yan Xiyue: "..."

Why do you scold me if I don't go along with it, and why do you still scold me if I go along with it?

Zhou Zheng understood now, pretending to have a hippocampus, and forgetting the speech of the straight man who was just enough to be recorded in black history.He closed his eyes, stretched his hand forward, and his heroic expression was like a bucket of chicken blood, "I don't hurt anymore! Team doctor! Come! Press whatever you want!"

The team doctor who was stuffed with dog food chuckled and held Zhou Zheng's hand.

Three seconds later, a scream comparable to the heroine in Conan when she found the body resounded through the sky.

The staff passing by outside the door were shocked, forgot that they should ask the players if they needed help, and ran away like shit.

When the players packed their peripherals and walked out of the venue, they saw many fans gathered at the door.Some are comforting teams with unsatisfactory results, and some are asking for autographs.

A girl broke out with great force, squeezed out from the crowd, and rushed to Shen Yao holding a five-star red flag for support, "God God! God God, can you sign for me?"

Shen Yao couldn't laugh or cry: "Girl, you can't sign on the national flag."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The girl blushed, "I didn't bring the colored paper for signing...can I sign the book?"

"of course can."

The girl flipped through the bag, and Shen Yao suddenly had an ominous premonition.He watched helplessly as the girl took out a dozen notebooks, the cover of which was very familiar, exactly the same as the stack that was handed back to Xie Bin's girlfriend at noon.The girl looked at Shen Yao with bright eyes, full of expectations.

Shen Yao: "..."

I retract my foreword.

This time Zhou Zheng stopped, and Shen Yao became the hottest searcher.

#峣神公开在自己的十八禁本子上签级# With the attitude of no one before and no one to come, within half an hour, it became the number one hot search and topic list.

On the way back to the hotel, Zhou Zheng was finally allowed to use his mobile phone. He logged into his long-lost Weibo, and the first page refreshed was: Fuck hahahahahahaha!God, you actually started to talk about the lottery? !Aren't you so cold that you don't turn to anything but official blogs? !

Article [-]: The lottery Weibo is also an official blog!There is nothing wrong with Yaoshen reposting!

Article [-]: And this is the 峣神 trumpet!The large size is enough to be cool, and the small size is for eating CP with the sisters!

Zhou Zheng clicked on the original blog, and it turned out to be a forwarded lottery draw published by the EG official blog, and the prize was the same team jersey (signed version) of Zhou Zheng.He glanced at Shen Yao from the corner of his eye, Shen Yao was obviously also checking Weibo, and coughed in embarrassment at this moment.

Gan, when I was excited to win the world championship, I forgot that my trumpet had already fallen off the horse.

Shen Yao tidied up his mentality and put on a strong face: The prize is a team uniform signed by my boyfriend, is there anything wrong with me reposting it?

This time, no matter who the fans are, as long as the netizens who participated in the lottery will all unify the front——

Of course not!

You said it was your boyfriend, so where is the signature?

Shoulders, chest, waist, buttocks, and legs, if you want, let God Zhou sign for your whole body!

Is it worth grabbing a little signed jersey from us? !

Zhou Zheng was delighted to read the comments, and couldn't help but follow along.However, he used the tuba to be fair and square.

EG-SweetV

From the iPhone client 20 seconds ago on July 7, 29XX

How many times have I said, not a boyfriend, come on, call me husband. @EG-SunnyV @Candyissweet

Shen Yao quickly cut the large size reply——

EG-SunnyV

From the iPhone client 20 seconds ago on July 7, 29XX

You call first. //@EG-SunnyV: How many times have I said, it’s not a boyfriend, come on, call me husband. @EG-SunnyV

Zhou Zheng had no integrity and compromised in a second.

EG-SweetV

From the iPhone client 20 seconds ago on July 7, 29XX

Husband~[shy]//@EG-SunnyV: You call first. //@EG-SunnyV: How many times have I said, it’s not a boyfriend, come on, call me husband. @EG-SunnyV

Shen Yao: "..."

alright, you win.

Of course, Ning Yu, a shit-stirring stick, is indispensable to join in the fun.

QA-FishV

July 20, 7XX 29 second ago from iPhoneX

@EG-SunnyV The vast number of right people don’t need to retweet the impossible to win the lottery to talk about it, you zero can’t be the denominator.By the way, there is an entire wall of KY and safety supplies on the second floor of the shopping mall, which is 300 meters away, have you gone shopping? @EG - SweetV

Zhou Zheng replied before Shen Yao:

EG-SweetV

From the iPhone client 20 seconds ago on July 7, 29XX

I'll go tomorrow, thanks.For the sake of your enthusiasm, Dad can chat with you privately to teach you how to find a boyfriend, do you want to hear it? //@QA-FishV: @EG-SunnyV, the majority of right-handers don’t need to retweet the impossible to win the lottery. You guys can’t use zero as the denominator.By the way, there is an entire wall of KY and safety supplies on the second floor of the shopping mall, which is 300 meters away, have you gone shopping? @EG - SweetV

CP fans exploded, and Chen Meiyi cried.

She couldn't control Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao, so she could only knock on the back of the QA manager's chair, begging him to take care of Ning Yu, and don't let this big guy add fuel to the fire.

Going back to the hotel to put down his things, Captain Zhou became restless again.He invited a group of people to sing K, and also invited Fly and QA, but was persuaded by Chen Meiyi desperately.

Zhou Zheng was rather regretful: "We are all good friends and good brothers. We have won such a big happy event for three consecutive championships. How can we not invite the brother team to celebrate together?"

Chen Meiyi just wanted to find someone to wake him up.

Please celebrate with Fly and QA?Are you sure they won't mess with you?

That night, EG was in a mess from the starting lineup to the logistics.Naturally, Xie Bin went together, and joined hands with a certain person surnamed Zhou who did not want to be named, and exchanged a transparent cocktail for Zhao Huachao's glass of white water.

This is terrible, the rumor that Coach Zhao "poured a cup" is not an unfounded rumor.He didn't notice that his quilt had been changed, and when he picked it up, he felt stuffy.After drinking, Zhao Huachao immediately turned around and couldn't find the north, and was even fooled by Yan Xiyue into singing "Serving the Country with Loyalty".

There are no Chinese songs in KTV in Germany, so Yan Xiyue used his mobile phone to accompany him, and by the way, recorded Coach Zhao's tragic situation of unknown past and present, and planned to laugh for a year after returning to China.

Su Luo secretly drank a glass of manager Chen's beer. Unfortunately, she hadn't touched a single drink in the professional circle for a few years, and she had already worn out the capacity for a thousand cups of drinking. She grabbed a cigarette as a straw, and was dragged away by Chen Meiyi's waist up.

A group of people danced wildly and returned to the hotel earlier than the usual time to turn off the lights. Zhao Huachao himself was carried back by the logistics, so naturally he couldn't control other people.Chen Meiyi urged them to go back to wash up, then called the hotel and ordered some cups of herbal tea.

Zhou Zheng was also one of the sneaky drinkers. He didn't drink much, only a few sips, but his alcohol capacity was obviously the worst except for Zhao Huachao.

When Shen Yao came out from the bathroom with a wet towel, Zhou Zheng had already slid down the bed and sat on the floor.He took a few steps forward to pull him up, but he was grabbed by the wrist and fell into Zhou Zheng's arms.

Zhou Zheng bit Shen Yao's lower lip lightly, clasped the back of his neck, touched the long and thin scar hidden under the hair with one hand, and touched a small box with the other hand on the ground.

This time, the disassembled safety equipment finally has its uses, not just the background props needed for shooting.

The next morning, Zhou Zheng woke up very early.

The heat source in his arms was very comfortable to hold, Captain Zhou was so dizzy that he didn't want to get up.But hugging and hugging, the body has some morning reactions that normal men would have.

Perhaps Shen Yao felt the unusual temperature, he moved in Zhou Zheng's arms, and opened his eyes in a daze, "What time is it..."

Zhou Zheng: "Six, 06:30..."

Fuck, more bloated.

So the man who woke up in the morning really worked hard...

Zhou Zheng was feeling emotional, turned over and pressed on Shen Yu, buried his head in his arms, and said nonsense in his mouth: "I have dry and rough hair recently, and my sleep quality has deteriorated. It is obviously due to vitamin A deficiency. Baidu said that vitamin A deficiency will still cause problems. Night blindness, dry eyes, optic nerve weakness, and possibly terminal illness.”

"Baidu, you'll be terminally ill—go to the hospital if you're sick, don't Baidu." Shen Yao closed his eyes sleepily, snoring perfunctorily Zhou Zheng's golden-red hair, "If you don't want to go to the hospital, take calcium tablets."

"Human milk also contains vitamin A." Zhou Zheng pressed on Shen Yao and refused to get up, "The captain of Niaoyuguo said well, go home and find your mother to breastfeed... Ouch! Shen Yao, you are going to murder your husband!" ?!"

With a dark face, Shen Yao kicked Zhou Zheng off the bed.

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Shen Yao: Go to hell.