I had a tough guy in ancient times

"Lao Qi and I actually don't want to tell you about the matter of Guhe Village," Gu Mingtang said in a low tone. After all, the person who passed away was his own person with the same name and surname. Although he was not related by blood, he felt a little sad in his heart.

"Baby Qi Shao, do you remember that Lao Gu and I adopted you from the orphanage?" Qi Mo asked suddenly.

Qi Shao didn't know why he suddenly brought up this matter, but he nodded his head honestly: "I still have a little impression." He was not a child at that time, and he could remember some things clearly. Qi Shao remembered that one day the dean Suddenly told him that someone wanted to adopt him, Qi Shao thought it was a couple, or an elderly couple, but he didn't know that he was adopted by two young and handsome men until the day he was adopted.

"Baby Qi Shao, do you know why Lao Gu and I only adopted you?"

"The dean said I look cute." Qi Shao clearly remembered this sentence.

Old Qi: "..."

"No, silly baby, you were so skinny back then that you were ugly to death, and you were ugly, and you were so stupid that you didn't know how to act like a baby when you called people. The erhat in the orphanage was cuter than you."

(⊙o⊙)...

After so many years...Old Qi, why did you hurt me so much.

What's wrong with making him think he's cute all the time? !

"Anyway, you've grown up now, so it's okay to tell you the truth." Qi Mo patted Qi Shao's head, "Lao Gu and I adopted you because your birthday is the same as Lao Gu's."

Qi Shao: "???"

"Birthday horoscope?"

"I don't know how to say it. Anyway, a long time ago, there was a psychopath named Gu Mingtang who searched everywhere for people with the same fortune-telling theory as him, and those who meet the requirements must have the same name and surname as him," Qi Mo patted Baby Qi Shao who is already stupid, "Baby Qi Shao, you know, most afraid of sick people and thieves tm rich, he built this village in order to let all Gu Mingtang live in one place, as long as it is with People with the same fortune and named Gu Mingtang can move to Guhe Village unconditionally, and get a house and a huge sum of 500 million yuan for free."

Qi Shao, who was still in a daze, suddenly grasped a certain key word: "500 million?!" He quickly looked at Gu Mingtang, "Old Gu, that's how you got the 500 million you gave me?!"

Gu Mingtang is right, I gave you all the money I sold myself, baby Qi Shao is not moved.

Qi Shao sniffed, suddenly feeling distressed, damn it, he knew this money was really Lao Gu's selling money, and he had to get some money back from that bastard Ming Yanlan's mouth for everything he said!

"Later, Gu Mingtang who built Guhe Village passed away, and every patriarch of the village continued to do the same thing," Qi Mo suddenly complained, "But I guess the crazy Gu Mingtang's money should be spent almost. Hundreds of years have passed, and there is not much left.”

Qi Shao probably guessed that the insane Gu Mingtang that Qi Mo was talking about was actually Gu Guoshi who had come back through transmigration, but why did he find so many Gu Mingtangs who had the same fortune-telling as him?

Gu Mingtang knew what Qi Shao was wondering about, and he explained: "I don't know the exact number of people, but there have indeed been many strange incidents in the village. Every few years, there will always be Gu Mingtang in the village who will disappear inexplicably..."

"After a while, it suddenly reappeared inexplicably, but when it reappeared, it would say some words that others could not understand."

Qi Mo was a little worried, "Baby Qi Shao, your previous performance was the same as those crazy Gu Mingtangs."

"..." Qi Shao struggled and said, "But old Qi Lao Gu, what I said is true, I am not sick."

Gu Mingtang: "Have you seen that lunatic who would call himself a lunatic?"

Qi Shao: "...but I'm really not crazy, Lao Gu!"

"Old Gu wanted to earn another 500 million at the beginning, so he went to the orphanage to try his luck and see if he could find someone with the same fortunes as Gu Tingfei," Qi Mo said, "Baby Qi Shao, although your fortunes are similar to those of Gu Tingfei's." The crazy Gu Mingtang is the same, but your name is different from his, so Lao Gu didn't cheat 500 million."

Qi Shao felt hurt again, "Old Qi, why are you bringing up this sad thing again?"

Qi Mo frowned: "Qi Shao, have you ever thought that since you don't qualify for 500 million, why would you talk nonsense like those crazy Gu Mingtang?"

Qi Shao: "..."

"I'm really not crazy, Old Qi!"

After Qi Shao finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and his face changed slightly.

The orphanage will give each child a new name, and he will be told his real name before changing the name. He didn't take it to heart when he was young, but he got a new name after being adopted by Lao Qi and Lao Gu.

I vaguely remember that the pronunciation of the dean's real name is very similar to the pronunciation of "Gu Mingtang"...

It feels so subtle.

"Baby Qi Shao?" Qi Mo patted Qi Shao on the head, "Don't be in a daze, Lao Gu and I believe that you are not sick," followed by the next sentence: "Go to the hospital for an examination in the afternoon."

"..."

Qi Shao felt that he couldn't make sense with Lao Qi and Lao Gu, but he probably understood the whole story. The national teacher Gu Mingtang thought that people with the same fortune and the same name as him would be as likely to be transmigrated into the book as he was, and then went crazy A few Gu Mingtangs who received 500 million yuan confirmed that Gu Mingtang's conjecture was correct.

——So Gu Mingtang, the national teacher, still wants to go back into the book?

"Baby Qi Shao, we'll go to the hospital to see you after dinner." Qi Mo touched Lao Gu's shoulder, "It's still the same, Gu Mingtang, you drive and I will chat with the baby."

Gu Mingtang nodded, "You drive and our whole family has to go to see Hades."

Qi Mo: "... Gu Mingtang! I don't want to lose face!?"

Qi Shao looked at Lao Gu with complicated eyes, "Old Gu, do you want to change your name? I panic when I hear the word Gu Mingtang now."

"Once you get the money, you can't change it," Gu Mingtang said: "And after the old patriarch passed away, Guhe Village will no longer have a patriarch. Without the patriarch paying the money, the village will disband sooner or later."

Even if Qi Shao's thoughts are gone, Guhe Village looks like a product that violates the core values ​​of socialism, but——

"Old Qi, Lao Gu, I'm really not mentally ill! I don't want to go to the hospital!"

"Don't be sick and avoid medical treatment, go."

Qi Shao: "..."

Forget it, sneak away later.

Anyway, he understood almost everything, and what the old patriarch said gave him an ominous premonition.

Gu Mingtang went to wash the vegetables and cook, and he helped. The two had lived together for so many years, and they cooperated very well. Qi Shao hid in the room and recorded a long video with his computer and mobile phone, and put it on the most conspicuous place on the desktop. Before leaving, Qi Shao sneakily took a few photos of Lao Qi and Lao Gu, and then hurriedly left the village.

Before Qi Shao got off the high-speed rail, his mobile phone kept beeping. When he opened it, it was full of text messages and calls from Lao Qi and Lao Gu. Qi Shao couldn't bear to let the two old Qi who had been worrying about him for so many years Lao Gu was worried, so he called back, his voice choked up just as he spoke: "Old Qi, Lao Gu, I'm really not crazy, I don't want to go to a mental hospital." After I went there, I couldn't get out again, Zhang Yu and the baby Still waiting for himself, it is impossible for him to let go of them living in a mental hospital and living a fool's life every day.

When the person sitting next to Qi Shao heard this, he looked at Qi Shao with weird eyes, then got up silently and walked away.

Qi Shao wanted to explain, but he always felt that the more he explained, the more suspicious he seemed. After hesitating for a while, he gave up this idea.

Gu Mingtang said: "Baby Qi Shao, we won't send you to a mental hospital. Can you come back and live with us in a nursing home?"

Qi Shao: "..."

"I am 22 this year, and I will only be 23 after the new year. If I enter a nursing home, I will be beaten to death."

Qi Mo hurriedly said: "Baby Qi Shao, don't listen to Lao Gu's nonsense, let's go on vacation, go to country M for vacation, I heard that the scenery there is beautiful..."

"Country M has the best mental hospital in the world." Qi Shao almost laughed out loud, "Don't worry about me, Lao Qi, I will live well. The box I gave you is really legitimate. I will definitely not be arrested and sent to prison..." Before Qi Shao finished speaking, a staff member suddenly stood in front of him, first flashed his work card, and then said: "I'm sorry, sir, you were reported by passengers as a Mentally abnormal, for everyone's safety, Mr. Trouble..."

When Gu Mingtang and Qi Mo, who were talking on the phone, heard this sentence, they were so angry that they yelled at the phone, "You are the one who is mentally abnormal! You are the one who is mentally abnormal! Who said that my baby and I are in a hurry!"

Qi Shao: "..."

Qi Shao quickly turned down his voice, and the embarrassed staff member apologized and explained: "I was joking with my friend, maybe the passenger misunderstood."

The staff couldn't really do anything to Qi Shao, so they just said that next time they should try not to say such things that would misunderstand others in public.Qi Shao nodded obediently and said there would be no next time.

After the staff left, Qi Shao put the phone to his ear, "Old Qi, I'm really fine, I'm going back tonight, you don't need to look for me, I'm living well in another place."

Lao Qi was a little worried: "Baby, don't be too hard on yourself, Lao Gu and I have no money to buy cemeteries and coffins."

Qi Shao almost burst out laughing, "...No, are the two fathers really so poor?"

Lao Gu said that the 500 million yuan from selling his body was given to Qi Shaobao, "Now we can only rely on the money Lao Qi makes from selling garbage to eat."

Qi Shao felt that he had really gone too far. He didn't even know that Lao Qi had gone to sell garbage to make money. Qi Shao asked the two elders to wait a while, and then transferred all the money in his bank card to Lao Qi's card, leaving only the younger brother. Keep 100 million to buy things later.

However, it takes time to transfer a large amount of money, and Qi Mo didn't receive the text message so quickly, so he didn't know the happy event that they would no longer have to rely on picking up trash in the future.

After Qi Shao finished transferring the money, he chatted with the elders without saying a word. When he went to the mall, his mobile phone was almost out of battery. He said seriously: "You two fathers will not come back after I leave this time, you two You must take good care of yourself, Old Qi, don’t wear your worn out socks, let Lao Gu wear them, Lao Gu, you have worn good socks for so many years, you should also wear worn out socks.” Qi Shao said as he spoke I didn't realize it until I finished speaking, and immediately explained: "Lao Gu, I'm not accusing you of wearing socks, what I mean is that you two should not be too frugal, and be kind to yourself..."

Gu Mingtang: "I know, I will wear out my socks next time."

Qi Shao: "...I didn't mean that, Lao Gu!"

Gu Mingtang: "Baby Qi Shao, you really like Lao Qi a little more."

Qi Shao: "I'm not, I didn't—"

"A man's mouth is a deceit, baby Qi Shao, I won't believe your words anymore."

"-beep beep beep"

Qi Shao looked blankly at the interface where the call ended, with a dazed look on his face.

This is different from the farewell he imagined!

Although a little disappointed, Qi Shao knew that Lao Gu didn't want to make the atmosphere so sad. After clearing up his mood, Qi Shao took the time to buy all the things he wanted to buy. He also took some of the baby's things and prepared them for Zhang Yu. I bought some small gifts; Ming Yanlan’s is for food, and Ah Mu’s things are not very easy to buy. Qi Shao took a double portion of the things he bought for Zhang Yu, and gave Ah Mu one, so nothing will happen. Blunder.

Although I don't know if it is useful to buy the generator back, but it is not expensive anyway, Qi Shao also bought it.

The helicopter on Ming Yanlan's shopping list was impossible, so Qi Shao settled for the next best thing and bought a folding bicycle.

Because he had such a purchase experience before, Qi Shao was quite proficient in the operation, and after the purchase was made, the staff of the mall sent it to his place of residence.

After spending more than half an hour packing all the things he bought, Qi Shao went to get a basin of hot water, threw the foot bath bag in, and then lay on the things he bought like a deformed monster, feeling nervous After waiting for nearly 10 minutes, when Qi Shao felt hopeless, his consciousness gradually lost...

His last thought before he passed out completely was—fortunately, he caught up.

The author has something to say: the fat family is fat, the fat family is fat, and the thick hair is going to Beijing~