I had a tough guy in ancient times

As soon as Qi Shao's words fell to the ground, Qi Mo and Gu Mingtang, who were struggling to live a second ago, shouted in unison: "Of course it's fake!"

Qi Shao: "..."

"Old Gu, let's go back to the house," Qi Mo let go of Qi Shao who was bewildered, and left with his brother Gu Mingtang. Before leaving, he told Qi Shao to sleep with a quilt at night, so as not to catch a cold.

Two days passed in a flash, and Qi Shao accompanied Lao Qi and Lao Gu to many places, although the two elders would "divorce", "I can't live this day", "Qi Shao baby, who are you with?" But the two elders were really just talking. When they were talking, they were still lazily lying on the beach chair, sucking coconut milk and comparing their voices with each other.

Qi Shao booked a flight ticket for tomorrow, and during dinner, Qi Shao said that he was going back to China.

Gu Mingtang and Qi Mo didn't want to stay, Qi Mo asked Gu Mingtang to book a flight ticket, and Qi Shao said that he had already booked it.

Gu Mingtang put down the phone without hesitation, "It saved another fortune."

Qi Mo touched Gu Mingtang's elbow, "Can't you keep your voice down?"

Qi Shao: "..."

I'm leaving tomorrow. Qi Shao has been looking for excuses for his disappearance these days, and later found that no matter how perfect the excuse is, Lao Qi and Lao Gu will definitely be sad after knowing that he is missing, so Qi Shao wonders whether to tell the truth. Tell Lao Qi and Lao Gu.

But this matter is so unbelievable. Qi Shao was a group of entangled ones. He glanced at the two elders who were grabbing the same cake, coughed, and tentatively said: "I will go to a far away place after I go back. Will be back again."

Gu Mingtang gave a pause for grabbing the cake: "Baby, do you find something wrong with what you said?"

"What's wrong?" Qi Mo snatched the cake while Gu Mingtang was relaxing and swallowed it in one bite. "Baby Qi Shao has grown up and is busy with his own affairs. Old Gu, why do you care so much?"

"Qi Shao, you have indeed grown up," Gu Mingtang said, "Lao Qi and I don't care so much, as long as you are healthy and healthy."

Qi Shao, who was still hesitating and hesitating at first, suddenly stopped being entangled when he heard this sentence. Lao Qi and Lao Gu have raised him for more than ten years. No matter what the purpose is, he should not hide it from the two elders who have been paying for him.

"Actually, the thing is like this..." Qi Shao said slowly, "I have a netizen I can chat with, he pushed me a novel..."

Qi Shao talked about the inexplicable transmigration of the book that night, and also briefly talked about the matter between him and Zhang Yu. Of course, in order to increase credibility, Qi Shao deliberately blurred Ming Yanlan when he focused on explaining the matter of Yan Lan. Sand sculpture behavior.

After more than ten minutes, Qi Shao finally finished talking, and then stared at Lao Qi and Lao Gu nervously, "Old Qi, Lao Gu?"

Gu Mingtang and Qi Mo looked at each other, Qi Mo glared at Gu Mingtang, his mouth covered with cake crumbs kept making breath sounds, Gu Mingtang covered his lips and coughed, "Qi Shao baby, let me tell you a ghost story... ..."

Qi Shao lowered his head and looked back, "What, what ghost story?"

"Old Qi and I both know what you said! Surprised or not?!" Gu Mingtang secretly poked and touched Qi Mo's leg, with a smirk: "Isn't it, Lao Qi!"

The corner of Qi Mo's mouth twitched, "That's right!"

Qi Shao: "..."

"Old Gu, I'm telling the truth, I'm not joking."

Qi Mo put down his spoon and straightened his expression: "Qi Shao, what Old Gu said is true, and he wasn't joking."

Qi Shao: "???"

"What... what do you mean?"

"Literally," Gu Mingtang said lightly, and he made his words vague: "I have experienced everything you have experienced, and I am a person who has experienced it, so baby, don't worry too much about me and Lao Qi, just do what you want to do .”

(⊙o⊙)...

Qi Shao's jaw dropped to the ground in shock, "Old Gu, you also..."

FUCK FUCK!

This is too unbelievable! !

Gu Mingtang nodded, "Okay Qi Shao, as long as you know these things, you will get up early tomorrow to catch a plane, so go back to bed early."

Qi Shao still felt that something was wrong, "It's not right, Lao Gu..."

Gu Mingtang sent the person outside the door, "There's nothing wrong, go to sleep quickly, don't think too much about it."

"—Wait!" Qi Shao grabbed the door with a troubled expression on his face, "Old Gu, I always feel that you are lying to me..."

"Why lie to you?" Gu Mingtang smiled. "Baby, you're already grown up. I don't want to keep some things from you. Besides this, I want to tell you a secret."

Qi Shao's attention was diverted, he looked at Lao Qi in the room with his head poking around, and pulled Lao Gu outside the door, "What secret?"

"I'm from above." Gu Mingtang said, "Baby, do you understand what I mean?"

(⊙o⊙)...

"Old Gu, I don't think it's appropriate for us to talk about this..." Although it was very exciting, it was inappropriate for him and Lao Gu to secretly talk about this behind Lao Qi's back!

... always feel ashamed

Gu Mingtang said: "It's really inappropriate, so don't believe whatever Lao Qi says later."

Qi Shao always felt that he had been tricked, "...what will Lao Qi want to tell me later?"

"He must have said I was below."

Qi Shao: "..."

Qi Shao was not curious about this matter at first, but when Lao Gu said this suddenly, he suddenly became curious, "...So who is going up and who's going down?"

Gu Mingtang said, of course I was up.

Qi Shao, who likes to listen to gossip, is acting like an extraordinary chicken thief at the moment. He blinked and said with emotion in a low voice: "They all said that the next one is easier."

Gu Mingtang scolded: "Relax! It hurts..." His words stopped suddenly, and he stared at Qi Shao in disbelief.

Qi Shao: oh oh oh oh

"Papa Gu has worked hard."

Gu Mingtang: "...if you go back to sleep now, I promise not to beat you."

Qi Shao ran away.

Gu Mingtang sighed after seeing Qi Shao enter the room and close the door with his own eyes, and closed the door slowly.

"You did a good job." Qi Mo lay on the bed, humming, "If it wasn't because I was the person involved, I would almost have been fooled by you."

"That silly boy doesn't know what to do, so he even made up such a weird story to coax us." Gu Mingtang lay next to Qi Mo, with his arms folded under his head, "But children still have to grow up, It's time for us both to let go."

Qi Mo: "...I always thought we were free-range."

Gu Mingtang: "..."

Qi Mo said quietly: "Gu Mingtang, touch your conscience and say what you just said again."

Gu Mingtang clutched his chest: "My conscience hurts a little."

"But you reacted quite quickly just now," Qi Mo said, "Looking at Baby Qi Shao's behavior, he must have believed your nonsense."

Gu Mingtang closed his eyes: "It's best to believe it, at least he won't worry about us two bad old men when he's outside alone."

Qi Mo scolded: "Go away! You are a bad old man! I am only 35 years old this year! The same age as a flower!"

"Oh, isn't Shigeng a flower?"

"Fuck you, who are you talking about not getting up?! Who are you talking about?!"

"I'll tell whoever is in a hurry."

"Ah, Gu Mingtang, believe it or not, I castrated you!"

"Use the following..."

"Shut up ah ah you bastard!!!"

-

Before dawn the next day, the family of three had a sumptuous breakfast together, and Qi Mo and Gu Mingtang drove Qi Shao to the airport.

"Baby, don't worry about me and Lao Gu anymore when you go there," Qi Mo thought all the way: "Lao Gu and I still have millions of savings, which is enough for us to live comfortably and happily for the rest of our lives; when we get there, we must take good care of it." Myself, eat what you should eat and drink, don’t waste money, we are not short of money, I’m tired of talking about wearing short-sleeved jackets in summer and cotton-padded jackets in winter.”

"Eat less junk food, or your brain will become more and more stupid. If your body is not good, soak your feet more and drink more hot water. Don't look down on hot water. Whoever drinks it will benefit! Look at those old ladies and old men jumping around in the square , It’s all about drinking hot water to keep you healthy, and whoever buys those nutritional and health products will be fooled, it’s useless at all, and it’s ridiculously expensive.”

Qi Shao, who was still a little sad at first, was lost by Lao Qi's nagging. When they arrived at the airport, Gu Mingtang and Qi Mo stood looking at Qi Shao from a distance, and slowly looked away when they could not see anyone.

Qi Mo sighed, he said how much you stuffed the baby.

"... 500 million."

Qi Mo asked how much was left.

Gu Mingtang laughed angrily: "The total is only 500 million, how much do you think I have?"

Qi Mo was immediately happy, "Hahaha, now you have to rely on me to support you, little boy..."

Gu Mingtang: "Is Shi Geng not the benefactor?"

Qi Mo: "..."

So he just can't get through this hurdle, right?

-

It was already night when he returned to his small room. Qi Shao sat on his small bed, changed into pajamas, took out his mobile phone while soaking his feet, and turned on his mobile phone. He accidentally took something out of his bag, picked it up and saw it It turned out to be a bank card, and there was a small sticky note on the card, which said: The password is the baby's birthday, given by Gu's father, not Lao Qi's share (emphasis added).

Although Qi Shao wanted to complain a little, he was more moved.

Lao Qi and Lao Gu really have nothing to say to themselves...

Qi Shao glanced at the time, it was past seven o'clock, it should be too late to go shopping at the mall now...it's not overtime until the early hours of the morning

After hesitating for a few seconds, Qi Shao decided to take a taxi and ran to the nearest shopping mall to buy something, because he had made a list before, and Qi Shao bought things very purposefully, buying baby products first, and taking the most diapers... The shopping mall is in charge It was three hours after Qi Shao returned home after delivering the goods to the door, and it was not yet midnight.

Qi Shao heaved a sigh of relief, and threw all the big and small bags into the suitcase. It took half an hour to stuff all the things into the six big suitcases, and he couldn't take what he couldn't fit.

Because he was not sure about the exact conditions for wearing books, Qi Shao lined up the suitcases in front of him one by one, took out his mobile phone, clicked on "The Royal Wife", and immediately opened his arms to wrap around the tow bar of the suitcase, but it took a long time There was no response for a while.

Qi Shao thought of something, and hurriedly went to pour a bucket of hot water and put it there. Inside was the foot soak bag he used last time. The moment he opened it, Qi Shao's eyes went dark, and his consciousness gradually began to slacken.

The author has something to say: The next chapter will be messed with by the fat family~