I had a tough guy in ancient times

After returning to the house, Qi Shao had the illusion that when he came home from school, his parents grabbed him by the collar and asked him what he learned at school.

——Because Zhang Yu kept asking Qi Shao what did you see?

Qi Shao said that he saw Ming Yanlan hanged herself.

Zhang Yu's expression changed, "It's not good to hang yourself, Qi Shao, don't learn from this."

Qi Shao felt that since Zhang Yu said not to learn it, he must learn it!

Inexplicably, Zhang Yu felt that Zhang Yu was making important points for himself, and he had to take exams at the end of the semester!

After Ming Yanlan had a quarrel that day, Qi Shao didn't see Ming Yanlan in the yard for several days, even if he had a meal, Zhang Yan brought it into the house to eat.Qi Shao really can't imagine Yiming Yanlan's position, how to do it to the point where he can't even get out of bed...

But Zhang Yan counted on what he said, and two days later, Zhang Yu told him that he was going to move.

Qi Shao was not surprised at all, but he was very worried about Zhang Yu's body. In ancient times, there were no cars, trains, or airplanes, and there were only carriages that bumped people. Now Zhang Yu is pregnant with a child, and the journey must have suffered a lot.

Because it has not been three months yet, Zhang Yu's belly is still small, and it is not obvious if she is wearing clothes; but after taking off the clothes, she can clearly see her bulging belly.

Every time Qi Shao saw the gradually fading eight-pack abs, his heart ached, "Zhang Yu, look, your abs have faded a little bit!" How tiring it is to train such abs ah!Zhang Yu is too miserable...

Zhang Yu: "Qi Shao, do you like it?" Other men like limp little guys, and guys with a figure like him are not attractive to men.

"I like it, I like it very much." Qi Shao leaned over and kissed the eight-pack abs that were about to disappear, mourning: "The child will be beaten first after birth, to avenge the "heroically sacrificed" eight-pack abs !"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu held his own idiot's face and kissed it; Qi Shao, who started thinking about beating the child before it was born, was fooled by Zhang Yu's kiss, and he hurriedly changed his words: "Zhang Yu will stop beating!"

"Fool." Zhang Yu laughed and kissed her again.

Qi Shao: "..."

By the way, I just heard you call me a fool, Comrade Yungeer!

It took a while for Zhang Yu to let go of Qi Shao, and the two of them lay on the bed and relaxed. Zhang Yu said that after going to Suzhou and Hangzhou, he planned to live separately from Zhang Yan.

Qi Shao couldn't hear it, so he lived separately, so how could he start a revolution with Ming Yanlan... Bah!Use sacks to make poison! ?

"Em and Ming Yanlan need an independent space," Zhang Yu said, "We need it too."

Qi Shao hesitated for a while, and then said: "Zhang Yu, I like to be more lively, can we not separate?"

Zhang Yu raised his eyebrows: "Qi Shao, do you like excitement?"

Qi Shao nodded, yes yes yes.

"Then let's have a few more children."

"..."

Unable to refute.

Qi Shao later gave many reasons, such as no one cooking or something, but Zhang Yu really decided to live separately, no matter what Qi Shao said, he didn't let go; Yu usually doesn't let herself go out, and even if she wants to go out, she will definitely accompany him; when the time comes, he will have to meet Ming Yanlan, and discussing such trivial things as buying sacks will be as difficult as climbing the sky.

Since reasoning doesn't work, Qi Shao decided not to reason.

Isn't it just acting like a baby... It's not like he can't!

As a great man said: extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures!

The end will do whatever it takes!

...But he was just acting like a coquettish, so it shouldn't have anything to do with the words "unscrupulous", right? ? ?

Qi Shao lowered his voice, pinched his throat and whispered softly: "Zhang Yu, don't want it~" He imitated the beautiful girl in the TV series, and said coquettishly: "People like to live together neatly as a family. It's over~" What a shame! ! ! !

Zhang Yu's face darkened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he moved away without a trace, opening the distance between him and Qi Shao.

Qi Shao saw the gap suddenly vacated between the two of them, touched his hot cheeks, and the fierce man burst into tears: "... Hey, Zhang Yu, you really don't like being provoked by others~" He covered his chest, He hammered the hammer hard, "My heart hurts so much~"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Qi Shao saw Zhang Yu's disgusted expression, and felt inexplicably joyful. At first, he just wanted to be coquettish, but now seeing Zhang Yu hiding away as if he was afraid of ghosts, Qi Shao suddenly had bad thoughts, and he moved. Moved up and leaned closer, "Zhang Yu, you don't touch people's chests, Zhang Yu, don't you despise them~ Oh, I really hate you guys who see one and love the other!" Acting like a baby can only be done once and unlimited times. It was a shameful thing at first. After seeing Zhang Yu who avoided it, Qi Shao suddenly awakened a certain talent.

It was also the first time Zhang Yu saw such a weird side of his own man, he lost his mind for a while, and there was no gap when his body moved to the edge of the bed, and then he was squeezed by Qi Shao, and the whole person rolled down on the bed.

"Fuck!" Qi Shao saw Zhang Yu fall off the bed, his heart jumped out, "Zhang Yu, are you okay?! Is there any pain?! Stomach pain!?"

Zhang Yu has internal strength, and fell off the bed but was distracted by his man's crazy appearance. After realizing it, he immediately used internal strength to protect his stomach, and supported his body with his hands when he landed, so there was no serious problem .

"I'm fine." Seeing the normal Qi Shao, Zhang Yu felt as if he could catch his breath. He patted his man's waist, "Help me up."

Qi Shao was so frightened that he didn't dare to joke anymore, he obediently helped Zhang Yu to lie down on the bed, gently touched Zhang Yu's slightly swollen belly, and said cautiously: "Zhang Yu, you are really okay Do you want to let Em come and see?" Although the bamboo bed is not high, but Zhang Yu is pregnant after all, Qi Shao is really worried.

Zhang Yu grabbed his man's face, "Qi Shao, stop talking like that, I'm scared."

Qi Shao: "..."

He rubbed his face, and asked a little unwillingly, "Is it really that scary?"

Zhang Yu silently looked at his own man, and his phoenix eyes seemed to say, "Don't you have a point in your heart to scare a man?"

"Okay," Qi Shao compromised, he had no choice but to give up this new hobby that he had just tasted, "Then I won't do this next time," he paused, hesitating, "So Zhang Yu, I called Eminem over here. Let me show you, okay?"

At this moment, Zhang Yu was like a ruthless scumbag, he said flatly, "No."

Qi Shao: "..."

Oh, are you happy to be so skinny?

But the legs were on Qi Shao himself, so he turned around and went out of the room to call Zhang Yan over, who asked what was going on.

Qi Shao felt guilty: "... Zhang Yu rolled off the bed."

"Brother Yu is pregnant after all, be more careful next time," Zhang Yan explained lightly, and began to diagnose Zhang Yu's pulse. Seeing that Zhang Yan's face became more and more dignified, Qi Shao dared not show any emotion. I'm afraid that for the first time in my life, I'll spoil the child in Zhang Yu's belly...

"Em?" Zhang Yu was a little puzzled, he knew his body well, he didn't hit his stomach at all in the fall just now, not to mention he used his insides to protect it, how could something happen?

Zhang Yan withdrew his hand, and said in a rare harsh tone, "Brother Yu, your baby is twins. Although the phase of the baby is stable, it is a twin baby after all, and accidents are very easy." He glanced at Qi Shao who was nervous. , exhorted: "Before the child is born, Qi Shao, don't let Brother Yu mess around."

Qi Shao's little head nodded like a chick licking rice, "Em, don't worry, I will take good care of Zhang Yu and never let him mess around!" Although he is not as strong as Zhang Yu, he can act like a baby.

——Scared Zhang Yu too much to go to bed!

Brave and resourceful, witty group!

Zhang Yan was worried, and then left after admonishing a few words "not feasible".

Qi Shao was originally worried about Zhang Yu's health, but now that he knew that Zhang Yu was pregnant with two children, he became more and more worried. On the day of departure for Suzhou and Hangzhou, Qi Shao got up early and laid out Zhang Yan's newly bought carriage. Several layers of thick quilts were used to cushion the bumps of the carriage, and then they went to pick all the vegetables that could be picked in the vegetable garden, washed and drained, and put them on the carriage to satisfy Zhang Yu's greed.

Ming Yanlan lay paralyzed on the bed for a few days and finally came to the end. She couldn't wait to get up at dawn, but she was dragged by Zhang Yan to lie on the bed for half an hour before she was released. Mingyan Lan was free Hurriedly getting out of bed and jumping into the yard, seeing Qi Shao busy like a bee, he moved over curiously and took a look, "Qi Shao, aren't you afraid of the heat with these layers of quilts?!"

While arranging the items that Zhang Yu might need, Qi Shao thought to himself: "The carriage is too bumpy, and Zhang Yu will feel uncomfortable if it is not laid softer. There is a compartment for ice under the carriage. Put some ice in it before departure." It’s fine inside, even if the ice turns into water, the water can absorb heat and dissipate part of the heat.”

"Wait—" Ming Yanlan stopped Qi Shao who was about to go back to the house to carry things, "What have you experienced during the past few days when I was disabled? How did you become so virtuous?"

Qi Shao frowned and stared at Ming Yanlan, wondering, "Isn't this what I should do?" Zhang Yu was his and was pregnant with his own child. Qi Shao, as her husband and expectant father, took care of her. What's wrong with your little brother?

Ming Yanlan felt betrayed.

He pulled the foolish boy over, "Qi Shao, how can you give in to the evil forces?! Didn't we agree to eat together and wait for death, non-violent non-cooperation?! How can you betray the trust of the organization in you? ?!"

Qi Shao looked confused: "When did we agree to eat together and die?"

Ming Yanlan pointed to the fence not far away, and gritted her teeth: "It's right there, we two poor people are squatting there to plan a bright future together, and make an appointment to swallow poison together, have you forgotten all these sweet memories? ?!"

Qi Shao: "..."

Wait, where should he start complaining?

"You also told me that you would hold your hand and grow old together," Ming Yanlan's sense of drama came as soon as he said it, and Qi Shao was not a little defensive, and was shown off by Yan Lan's superb acting skills; he Seeing Ming Yanlan holding her hand, her phoenix eyes were full of sadness: "The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so you dare to break with the king. Qi Shao, have you forgotten all these words you said to me?!"

Qi Shao's eyelids twitched: "...you are enough."

Ming Yanlan put Qi Shao's hand on her belly, "Touch it, I'm carrying your child too!"

"It's one more than Zhang Yu's. My stomach is full, and there are three milk tea brothers in it!"

Qi Shao: "..."

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

How could Made be mentally handicapped! ! !

Qi Shao originally thought that Ming Yanlan was just a showman, and it happened that he was the only one around, so he could only cooperate with Ming Yanlan's performance unconditionally, but when Zhang Yu's voice suddenly came from behind, Qi Shao just Finally realized Ming Yanlan's evil intentions! ! !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh again ! !

Zhang Yu coldly glanced at Qi Shao's hand on Ming Yanlan's stomach, and smiled.

Qi Shao withdrew his hand as if being burned by fire, and hurriedly said: "It's not that I don't have it! Zhang Yu, listen to my explanation!!!"

Huh, those words sound damn familiar...