I had a tough guy in ancient times

In fact, Zhang Yu is not a brother who uses violence to control violence, because it is impossible for ordinary people to have the opportunity to "violate" Zhang Yu; so there is no such thing as using violence to control violence.

But the person involved, Qi Shao, is completely unaware of Zhang Yu's tolerance towards him. He just thinks that Zhang Yu is simply greedy for his body. He probably committed a big taboo by not letting Zhang Yu touch him just now...

Qi Shao was flustered, took a quick shower and came out to find Zhang Yu. When passing by the courtyard, Ming Yansheng stopped Qi Shao and poured three cups of tea before letting Qi Shao go; Qi Shao was used to Ming Yansheng's abnormal behavior Yes, after drinking tea, there is no wave in my heart and I even want to laugh a little.

This emperor is the best one he has ever seen.

"Are you looking for brother Yu?" Ming Yansheng purposely spoke out after Qi Shao walked a few steps, and Qi Shao was also quite annoyed by the emperor, so he nodded and said yes, he was looking for Zhang Yu.

Mingyan said inexplicably, "Why do you look for Zhangyu every day?"

Qi Shao: "?!"

One word awakened the dreamer, and Qi Shao realized that he seemed to be looking for Zhang Yu all along!

The first thing you do when you wake up every day is to look for Zhang Yu?And look for it several times a day!

(⊙o⊙)...I feel like I'm stuck in a terrible cycle.

——Zhang Yu disappears—looks for Zhang Yu—finds Zhang Yu and annoys Zhang Yu——Zhang Yu disappears again—finds Zhang Yu again... This cycle goes on and on without beginning or end.

"It seems that my vision of seeing people is indeed correct," Ming Yansheng said with a smile in his eyes, "Qi Shao, you are a masochist."

"..."

Hold back!I believe your nonsense!

... But who in their right mind would like to be abused?

Ming Yansheng is calling him stupid in disguise!

Qi Shao decided not to leave Ming Yansheng's place again next time, even if he made a detour to the kitchen, he would be willing. It's like being poured three cups of tea by Ming Yansheng every time he visits here, and then he said emphatically, " You are a masochist", "You are a fool" are stronger.

Zhang Yan and Gu Tingfei were preparing lunch in the kitchen. Qi Shao peeped his head and looked at the vegetable field in the backyard without seeing Zhang Yu. Finally, he saw someone lying on the rocking chair under the grape vines resting on it. Zhang Yu.

The rocking chair was still rocking, Zhang Yu covered his face with one hand and placed the other on his stomach, as if he had been rocked by the rocking chair and fell asleep.

"Zhang Yu?" Qi Shao called out in a low voice, seeing that Zhang Yu's eyelashes didn't even tremble, he boldly blew into Zhang Yu's ear, "Zhang Yu, are you pretending to be asleep?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

When did my man become so stupid?

Although Zhangyu still didn't move, Qi Shao was still a little worried. He pulled Zhangyu's lips and pulled the corners of his lips upwards. Looking at it like this, it seemed that "Zhangyu was so happy that his eyes were dazzled by the smile." became a seam."

He poked Zhang Yu's dimple again, "Zhang Yu, did you hear what I said?"

Zhang Yu heard it, really heard it, silly man.

Qi Shao withdrew his hand, making sure that Zhang Yu slept more soundly than a pig; he took off his boots and lay down on the rocking chair, because the rocking chair was big enough, and there was still some room for two people to lie down. Qi Shao rested his arm on his pillow, He whispered: "Zhang Yu, I didn't do it on purpose just now. I'm not used to others bathing me. I didn't mean to slap your hand off."

"So you must not use violence to control violence!" Qi Shao poked Zhang Yu's face, "If you don't say anything, I will take it as your acquiescence."

When Qi Shao saw Zhang Yu, who was so sleepy and let him bully him, and suddenly thought of Zhang Yu, who was usually too strong towards him, he felt a little sad for a while. He poked Zhang Yu's face, and sighed a long time, The tone was extremely sad, "Zhang Yu who is still sleeping is cuter."

"What a good little brother, it's a pity that he will wake up."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu didn't know how he endured it, but he really did.

The married man was sad about his married life, and when he closed his eyes, he was accidentally rocked to sleep by the rocking chair; when he woke up, he found himself still lying on the rocking chair, but Zhang Yu beside him disappeared at some point .

Qi Shao suddenly felt a little sad.

Zhang Yu was really angry with him, otherwise he would definitely take him back to sleep in the house.

Pulling the hair, ah, how to smooth the hair that Zhang Yu blew off!

... I don't know if the beauty trick works or not

"Qi Shao?" Zhang Yu yelled, frowning and poking at his distracted man, "Come back to your senses."

Unprepared, Qi Shao was poked on the forehead, leaned back, and fell directly on the rocking chair; he looked at Zhang Yu who suddenly appeared in shock, "Zhang Yu, why are you here?!"

"I've been behind you," Zhang Yu said, "You just didn't notice."

Qi Shao thought for a while, and found that he was caught in a century-old problem as soon as he woke up, so he didn't have the heart to look around; but it's good for Zhang Yu to be here, so he would have to look for Zhang Yu everywhere, otherwise he would be laughed at by Ming Yansheng again .

"Drink this," Zhang Yu had an extra bamboo tube in his hand, and he handed it to Qi Shao's lips, "Taste and see how it tastes."

Qi Shao didn't doubt that he was there, so he drank whatever Zhang Yu gave him. It can be said that he trusted Zhang Yu quite in his heart, and after drinking a few sips Qi Shao raised his head and asked if it was milk.

It tastes like milk in your mouth, but it doesn't have the fishy smell of milk. It has a grassy aroma, which is mellow and delicious.

The corners of Zhang Yu's lips curled up, "This is not milk."

Qi Shao said "ah", "What kind of milk is that?" Goat's milk?Cat milk?

The low smile in Zhang Yu's eyes became more and more obvious. He said it was human milk.

"Oh, human milk..." No wonder it tastes better.

Qi Shao smashed it and took another sip, only to realize a very serious question later, he spoke with difficulty, and his tone was extremely complicated: "Zhang, Zhang Yu, whose milk is this?"

Zhang Yu: "Gu Tingfei."

With a sound of "paji", Qi Shao didn't hold the bamboo tube in his hand, and fell to the ground; he looked at the milky white milk on the ground, and then at Zhang Yu, who had a serious face that didn't look like he was joking at all. He opened his mouth to say something, but suddenly his expression changed.

Zhang Yu's expression became tense, and he hurriedly said: "Qi Shao, your complexion is not very good, what's wrong?"

"It's okay..." Qi Shao shook his head, just about to say that he just wanted to vomit suddenly, but before he could say this, he suddenly started to vomit with a "vomit" in the next second.

"--vomit"

Zhang Yu didn't expect his own man to react like this. He stroked Qi Shao's back, handed a cup of herbal tea to his mouth, "Shustle."

Qi Shao was quite clever this time, and when he vomited, he didn't forget to glance at the water in the cup, seeing that it was the normal water he often drank, he poured it into his mouth with confidence.

Afterwards, he vomited a few more times, throwing up all the food he ate in the morning. Qi Shao was extremely happy when he found out. He was sure that he had vomited all of Gu Tingfei's milk...

Otherwise, there will always be an eerie chill of being stared at by ghosts.

"Qi Shao, are you feeling better?" Zhang Yu saw his man's face was pale, and his heart ached to death. If he had known it would be like this, he would not tease him; but his man is really cute, no wonder Ah Mu and the others like to guess Qi so much. Shao.

"It's okay." Apart from the bitterness in his mouth, there was nothing uncomfortable. After the two cleaned up the vomit on the ground, Zhang Yan called them to have lunch.

Because of the presence of Gu Tingfei and Mingyan, the food these few days is better than before. Although it is not bad in the past, it is not so luxurious to have a meal of five meat and eight vegetables plus a pot of soup.

Qi Shao had just vomited out the contents of his stomach, and now he has no appetite. He would poke the rice in the bowl from time to time, but his eyes flicked to Gu Tingfei's... chest.

It seemed to be the same as usual, and it didn't bulge.

Qi Shao really couldn't figure out how Gu Tingfei could produce such a big bamboo tube of milk.

Zhang Yu noticed Qi Shao's reaction when he noticed his man's reaction. He touched his man's arm and said, "Concentrate on eating."

Qi Shao was sitting far away from Gu Tingfei. He lowered his head and approached Zhang Yu's ear, and whispered, "Zhang Yu, Zhang Yu, will Gu Tingfei really have milk after eating purple melon? Why doesn't his chest seem to have changed?"

Zhang Yu covered Qi Shao's mouth.

Stupid, Gu Tingfei can hear it!

The idiot Qi Shao can be said to be very strong. Even though his mouth was covered by Zhang Yu, he still persevered and said vaguely, "Dirty Taro, what are you doing?"

What are you doing, Zhang Yu?

Zhang Yan's eyelids twitched, he knocked on the table, and reminded: "Brother Yu, you should look like you are eating."

Brother Yu and Qi Shao really should adjust their temperaments... Now the younger brother is not as strong as the younger brother, and the man is not as good as the man.

However, it is impossible to change temperament, and it is impossible to change in this life. Zhang Yan can only hope that his brother Yu and Qi Shao's children can inherit the advantages of the two: if the child is a younger brother, it will be like Qi Shao If you give birth to a boy, follow Brother Yu.

Zhang Yu whispered to his man, "Gu Tingfei can hear you", and then let go.

Qi Shao: "..."

He raised his eyes and glanced at Gu Tingfei, and seeing that he seemed to be drinking soup without knowing it, he breathed a sigh of relief, but before the breath was completely relieved, he heard Gu Tingfei's laughing voice next to his ear: "Qi Shao , speak ill of me?"

Qi Shao: "..."

Gu Tingfei pointed to the rice in Qi Shao's bowl, and said with a smirk: "Guess whether there was purple melon juice in the rice you just ate, and you will be pleasantly surprised if you guess right."

Qi Shao glanced at the messy rice he had poked in the bowl, his eyelids twitched, "No, no...I didn't taste it,"

Gu Tingfei laughed loudly: "Hahaha guessed wrong, silly boy."

(⊙o⊙)...

Fuck, what's the matter with suddenly feeling a little swollen in the chest? !

Zhang Yu brought Qi Shao's rice bowl, tasted the rice in the bowl, and suddenly his expression was a little complicated.

Qi Shao saw Zhang Yu's face and knew that things were not that simple, Gu Tingfei must have put purple melon juice in his meal!

And I don't know if it was Qi Shao's illusion, he always felt that his chest was getting heavier and heavier, as if there were two big watermelons on it!

Gu Tingfei gloated: "Is your chest heavy?"

Qi Shao touched his chest and found that it was flat, without the handle of a big watermelon as he imagined, but it was very heavy, as if two big watermelons were attached to his chest!

He almost cried into a two-hundred-pound fat man. He looked at Zhang Yu with grievances, and yelled: "Zhang Yu, I seem to have engorged milk. What should I do, Zhang Yu..."

what!

Gu Tingfei, that bastard!

The author has something to say: The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heavens spare hahahaha!