I got pregnant after grass grew on my head [Entertainment]
Chapter 12 I planted myself in the melon field
This, this is me...
There was a buzzing in Ning Feiran's mind, "I've been exposed" circled back and forth in large characters.
Did they all see the grass on my head?Will you tie me up and send me to the police station after a while... No, it seems that this should not be handled by the police station.Where will it be sent, the research institute?Or be killed directly...
Ning Feiran calmed down after thinking wildly.
During the recording of the show, the camera was almost on the face, and the cameraman followed the whole process. Once the wig fell off, the grass growing on the head must have been discovered.Don't panic at this time...
That's right, don't panic, don't panic.The problem is big, and panic is useless.Ning Feiran said to himself in his heart.
Find a way to cover up the past, no matter what, you can't let others know that grass is indeed growing on your head.
This is different from last time, so many people are watching... The camera also captured it, so it cannot be said that they collectively hallucinated.
Think of a way, think of a way... Ning Feiran covered the top of his head, he had an idea, and thought of it.
"You all... saw it?" Ning Feiran slowly put down his hand and smiled awkwardly. "Is my headgear a little special?"
Everyone: "..."
It is written on everyone's face that you treat us like fools.But no one really said it out, and instead smoothed things over: "Yes, yes, it's really special hahahahaha..."
The laughter gradually died down, the audience was silent, and everyone froze.
"I..." Ning Feiran forcibly explained. "This tiara is custom made and I like it very, very much."
Yes Yes.Everyone nodded, but they were thinking in their minds, what kind of headgear can you like so much that you have to put a wig on it when you wear it on the show?This must be Michelangelo's diehard fans treating his posthumous work.Oh no, that has to be confessed...but it seems to be the same as being on the head?
After some explanations, everyone didn't seem to believe it, but they didn't cast any strange glances at the grass on Ning Feiran's head, as if they were not very interested.
Ning Feiran breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time was a little puzzled why everyone was so calm... Did grass grow on their heads?Or is it not uncommon for grass to grow on the head now.
The fixed MC came out to control the field when he saw this, to drive the atmosphere, and brought back the content of the program that had strayed in a short while.
Ning Feiran was distracted, and after a few minutes, he almost understood: If he didn't say that the grass grew from his head, no one would think about it.
This is also a misunderstanding of thinking about the problem from his own perspective. Ning Feiran knew that grass grows from the head, so he took this as a prerequisite.
But in the eyes of others, it is impossible for grass to grow on the head.
Since it is impossible, even if it appears in front of your eyes, you will not doubt it.
Therefore, when everyone saw the plant on Ning Feiran's head, they would only think that he made some messy thing to wear, and they would not think that it was real grass growing from the top of his head.
Ning Feiran had a false alarm, his back was covered in cold sweat, and the wig was clutched in his hand. He didn't come back to his senses until the director said that work was over.After the show, he called Wang Peng and told what happened just now.
Wang Peng was also frightened enough. Hearing that no one was suspicious, he still felt that it was not safe, so he suggested: "If someone asks, you can say it is the year of birth?"
Ning Feiran: "...What does this have to do with the birth year?"
"Hey, I haven't finished." Wang Peng said. "You said it was the year of birth, and the master who went to Xiangjiang specifically to ask for it said that wearing this would improve your luck and your career would get better and better. This way, people won't be afraid to ask questions, and if you don't join the filming team in the future, you don't need to do styling."
Ning Feiran: "..."
Ning Feiran hesitated: "Is this possible?"
There are indeed a lot of people in the circle who believe this.Ning Feiran has been in the circle for three years and has eaten a lot of melons in this area.There are those who invite gods from Nanyang, those who raise little ghosts for Buddhist amulets in Thailand, and those who ask for amulets drawn by masters in Xiangjiang.Many popular stars are said to have used some unorthodox methods, and then their careers were able to flourish.
Ning Feiran didn't really believe it, but after hearing the rumors in the circle, it was so mysterious, and after a long time, he felt that it might be true.
However, eating melons is the way to eat melons. Wang Peng's idea is to let him plant himself in the melon field...
When people talk about Ning Feiran in the future, what they mention is neither his acting skills nor his good looks, or even his bald head, but that he went to Xiangjiang to ask the master to get a grass on his head...?
It is both sand sculpture and inexplicable, and there is also a faint subconsciousness of insufficient IQ.
Wang Peng said: "Why do you care so much... just make sense? Just fool the people in the circle. No one will talk to you if you are a fan. As long as your face is still there, it doesn't matter if you wear shit on your head."
Ning Feiran: "...you say it again?"
Wang Peng immediately changed his tune and said, "It's absolutely fine for you to wear grass on your head."
Ning Feiran had nothing to say, so he agreed.
After work was over, Chen Xinru came to ask Ning Feiran to have dinner together, and Ning Feiran asked Yang Jie to take Ye Ning back, and took a taxi by himself at night.
Chen Xinru stared at the grass on his head for a long time, Ning Feiran hid it for several months, and was not used to this kind of gaze for a while, feeling a little uncomfortable.Fortunately, Chen Xinru noticed it quickly and didn't look any further.
The Maserati parked not far away. Because it was a private trip, Zhou Yi didn't like the driver to follow him, so he gave the car keys to Zhou Jian, raised his chin, and asked him to drive.
Zhou Jian felt like a parking boy, and she was still a little embarrassed in front of Chen Xinru, and immediately said unconvinced: "Why should I drive?"
Zhou Yi took the lead to open the passenger door, and then said, "Because I don't like driving."
Zhou Jian was so angry, holding the car keys, her hair was about to stand up: "If you don't like it, let me drive? Don't you have long hands?"
"It's long." Zhou Yi said casually. "Aren't you growing too?"
"They all have hands," Zhou Jian said. "My hands are driving, what's the use of your hands? It's better to chop them off."
Zhou Yi heard this and looked at him.
Although Zhou Jian was at odds with her cousin, she was also very afraid of him.Seeing Zhou Yi looking over coldly, he shrank his neck reflexively.
"My hands are much more useful than yours. I can approve documents." Zhou Yi mocked. "In addition to driving, the biggest function of your hands should be to make you look like a disabled person."
Zhou Jian: "..." Damn, how angry!I dare not continue to curse!
Zhou Yi paused, thought deeply: "No, brain damage is probably a kind of disability."
Zhou Jian: "..."
Zhou Jian said that she couldn't win, and she didn't dare to go too far.He could only open the car door angrily, get in, and act as the driver temporarily.
Ning Feiran watched the whole process, with a full face: "..."
Zhou Yi was quite normal when he came to ask him, why did he look so... vicious when he talked to Zhou Jian?
But this kind of scene is quite funny. Knowing that Zhou Yi actually cares about Zhou Jian very much, I feel that Zhou Yi is completely the kind of duplicity.As long as you're not talking about yourself... it sounds interesting.
On the way, Zhou Jian couldn't help looking at the grass above Ning Feiran's head from the rearview mirror.
Zhou Yi reminded him several times, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Look at the road! Will you pay for the collision? Do you want to deduct pocket money again? Do you want to be on the headlines tomorrow?"
Zhou Jian: "..."
Zhou Jian withdrew her gaze, scratching her heart and liver curiously. As soon as she arrived at the restaurant, she couldn't help following Ning Fei, staring at the back of his head.
Ning Feiran Alexander said to Zhou Jian for a while, "This is just a headgear, it's nothing fancy."
"Don't pay attention to him." Zhou Yi glanced at his cousin, and said with disgust on his face: "Like a child, I don't know much."
Zhou Jian: "..."
"No." Zhou Jian wondered. "Aren't you curious?"
"Obviously I chose politeness between curiosity and politeness." Zhou Yi said lightly.
Zhou Jian was stabbed, and immediately jumped up: "Where am I being rude?"
"Nowhere." Zhou Yi said. "Pay attention to the volume of your speech in public, and don't yell like a primary school student who hasn't graduated yet. Didn't you notice that everyone was looking at you?"
Zhou Jian looked around for a week, and sure enough, there were dissatisfied looks from all around, and she immediately couldn't hold back, said a few beeps in a low voice, and shut up.
The four of them entered a small private room, sat down and chatted casually after ordering food.
Ning Feiran noticed that Chen Xinru didn't seem to like to talk to Zhou Jian very much, often she would only answer one sentence when the other party said three sentences, with a calm expression on her face.Zhou Jian didn't have the slightest sense of having a hot face and a cold butt, and was excited.
There was no one else at the moment, Zhou Jian couldn't hold back after holding back for a long time, and asked Ning Feiran, "Why do you wear this kind of grass on your head?"
As he asked, he turned his gaze to the top of Ning Feiran's head, there was a cluster of emerald green grass buds hidden in the black hair, only a small tip was exposed, which looked a bit cute.
Although it is indeed popular to wear all kinds of headgear nowadays, it is indeed a bit strange to wear a grass headgear on the show without requiring it.What's more, I even covered it with a wig...
If the wig hadn't accidentally fallen off, no one would have noticed that there was this grass on Ning Feiran's head.
Ning Feiran had already discussed it with Wang Peng, so he replied at this time: "This year, a master from Xiangjiang has calculated it for me, saying that wearing this can improve my luck and my career will get better and better."
Zhou Jian: "..."
Zhou Jian looked blank and said, "Do you think this is useful?"
"I don't know, I've only been wearing it for two months." Ning Feiran said nonsense in a serious manner. "This grass looks ordinary, but in fact it has been illuminated. The master said that it will take at least half a year to have a significant effect. After wearing it for a year, it will definitely become popular, at least it will be the best actor of the year."
"Oh, that's it." Zhou Jian was surrounded by donkeys, thought for a moment and said seriously: "Do you think I can ask for one?"
Ning Feiran: "..." This question is beyond the outline.
Ning Feiran said dryly: "I don't know, let's go, let's go?"
Zhou Yi looked at Zhou Jian, and then said indifferently: "You should ask for one, how about this, I'll pay you, get one back and bless you to get out of mental slump."
Zhou Jian: "..." Damn it!My brother is dead!
There was a buzzing in Ning Feiran's mind, "I've been exposed" circled back and forth in large characters.
Did they all see the grass on my head?Will you tie me up and send me to the police station after a while... No, it seems that this should not be handled by the police station.Where will it be sent, the research institute?Or be killed directly...
Ning Feiran calmed down after thinking wildly.
During the recording of the show, the camera was almost on the face, and the cameraman followed the whole process. Once the wig fell off, the grass growing on the head must have been discovered.Don't panic at this time...
That's right, don't panic, don't panic.The problem is big, and panic is useless.Ning Feiran said to himself in his heart.
Find a way to cover up the past, no matter what, you can't let others know that grass is indeed growing on your head.
This is different from last time, so many people are watching... The camera also captured it, so it cannot be said that they collectively hallucinated.
Think of a way, think of a way... Ning Feiran covered the top of his head, he had an idea, and thought of it.
"You all... saw it?" Ning Feiran slowly put down his hand and smiled awkwardly. "Is my headgear a little special?"
Everyone: "..."
It is written on everyone's face that you treat us like fools.But no one really said it out, and instead smoothed things over: "Yes, yes, it's really special hahahahaha..."
The laughter gradually died down, the audience was silent, and everyone froze.
"I..." Ning Feiran forcibly explained. "This tiara is custom made and I like it very, very much."
Yes Yes.Everyone nodded, but they were thinking in their minds, what kind of headgear can you like so much that you have to put a wig on it when you wear it on the show?This must be Michelangelo's diehard fans treating his posthumous work.Oh no, that has to be confessed...but it seems to be the same as being on the head?
After some explanations, everyone didn't seem to believe it, but they didn't cast any strange glances at the grass on Ning Feiran's head, as if they were not very interested.
Ning Feiran breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time was a little puzzled why everyone was so calm... Did grass grow on their heads?Or is it not uncommon for grass to grow on the head now.
The fixed MC came out to control the field when he saw this, to drive the atmosphere, and brought back the content of the program that had strayed in a short while.
Ning Feiran was distracted, and after a few minutes, he almost understood: If he didn't say that the grass grew from his head, no one would think about it.
This is also a misunderstanding of thinking about the problem from his own perspective. Ning Feiran knew that grass grows from the head, so he took this as a prerequisite.
But in the eyes of others, it is impossible for grass to grow on the head.
Since it is impossible, even if it appears in front of your eyes, you will not doubt it.
Therefore, when everyone saw the plant on Ning Feiran's head, they would only think that he made some messy thing to wear, and they would not think that it was real grass growing from the top of his head.
Ning Feiran had a false alarm, his back was covered in cold sweat, and the wig was clutched in his hand. He didn't come back to his senses until the director said that work was over.After the show, he called Wang Peng and told what happened just now.
Wang Peng was also frightened enough. Hearing that no one was suspicious, he still felt that it was not safe, so he suggested: "If someone asks, you can say it is the year of birth?"
Ning Feiran: "...What does this have to do with the birth year?"
"Hey, I haven't finished." Wang Peng said. "You said it was the year of birth, and the master who went to Xiangjiang specifically to ask for it said that wearing this would improve your luck and your career would get better and better. This way, people won't be afraid to ask questions, and if you don't join the filming team in the future, you don't need to do styling."
Ning Feiran: "..."
Ning Feiran hesitated: "Is this possible?"
There are indeed a lot of people in the circle who believe this.Ning Feiran has been in the circle for three years and has eaten a lot of melons in this area.There are those who invite gods from Nanyang, those who raise little ghosts for Buddhist amulets in Thailand, and those who ask for amulets drawn by masters in Xiangjiang.Many popular stars are said to have used some unorthodox methods, and then their careers were able to flourish.
Ning Feiran didn't really believe it, but after hearing the rumors in the circle, it was so mysterious, and after a long time, he felt that it might be true.
However, eating melons is the way to eat melons. Wang Peng's idea is to let him plant himself in the melon field...
When people talk about Ning Feiran in the future, what they mention is neither his acting skills nor his good looks, or even his bald head, but that he went to Xiangjiang to ask the master to get a grass on his head...?
It is both sand sculpture and inexplicable, and there is also a faint subconsciousness of insufficient IQ.
Wang Peng said: "Why do you care so much... just make sense? Just fool the people in the circle. No one will talk to you if you are a fan. As long as your face is still there, it doesn't matter if you wear shit on your head."
Ning Feiran: "...you say it again?"
Wang Peng immediately changed his tune and said, "It's absolutely fine for you to wear grass on your head."
Ning Feiran had nothing to say, so he agreed.
After work was over, Chen Xinru came to ask Ning Feiran to have dinner together, and Ning Feiran asked Yang Jie to take Ye Ning back, and took a taxi by himself at night.
Chen Xinru stared at the grass on his head for a long time, Ning Feiran hid it for several months, and was not used to this kind of gaze for a while, feeling a little uncomfortable.Fortunately, Chen Xinru noticed it quickly and didn't look any further.
The Maserati parked not far away. Because it was a private trip, Zhou Yi didn't like the driver to follow him, so he gave the car keys to Zhou Jian, raised his chin, and asked him to drive.
Zhou Jian felt like a parking boy, and she was still a little embarrassed in front of Chen Xinru, and immediately said unconvinced: "Why should I drive?"
Zhou Yi took the lead to open the passenger door, and then said, "Because I don't like driving."
Zhou Jian was so angry, holding the car keys, her hair was about to stand up: "If you don't like it, let me drive? Don't you have long hands?"
"It's long." Zhou Yi said casually. "Aren't you growing too?"
"They all have hands," Zhou Jian said. "My hands are driving, what's the use of your hands? It's better to chop them off."
Zhou Yi heard this and looked at him.
Although Zhou Jian was at odds with her cousin, she was also very afraid of him.Seeing Zhou Yi looking over coldly, he shrank his neck reflexively.
"My hands are much more useful than yours. I can approve documents." Zhou Yi mocked. "In addition to driving, the biggest function of your hands should be to make you look like a disabled person."
Zhou Jian: "..." Damn, how angry!I dare not continue to curse!
Zhou Yi paused, thought deeply: "No, brain damage is probably a kind of disability."
Zhou Jian: "..."
Zhou Jian said that she couldn't win, and she didn't dare to go too far.He could only open the car door angrily, get in, and act as the driver temporarily.
Ning Feiran watched the whole process, with a full face: "..."
Zhou Yi was quite normal when he came to ask him, why did he look so... vicious when he talked to Zhou Jian?
But this kind of scene is quite funny. Knowing that Zhou Yi actually cares about Zhou Jian very much, I feel that Zhou Yi is completely the kind of duplicity.As long as you're not talking about yourself... it sounds interesting.
On the way, Zhou Jian couldn't help looking at the grass above Ning Feiran's head from the rearview mirror.
Zhou Yi reminded him several times, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Look at the road! Will you pay for the collision? Do you want to deduct pocket money again? Do you want to be on the headlines tomorrow?"
Zhou Jian: "..."
Zhou Jian withdrew her gaze, scratching her heart and liver curiously. As soon as she arrived at the restaurant, she couldn't help following Ning Fei, staring at the back of his head.
Ning Feiran Alexander said to Zhou Jian for a while, "This is just a headgear, it's nothing fancy."
"Don't pay attention to him." Zhou Yi glanced at his cousin, and said with disgust on his face: "Like a child, I don't know much."
Zhou Jian: "..."
"No." Zhou Jian wondered. "Aren't you curious?"
"Obviously I chose politeness between curiosity and politeness." Zhou Yi said lightly.
Zhou Jian was stabbed, and immediately jumped up: "Where am I being rude?"
"Nowhere." Zhou Yi said. "Pay attention to the volume of your speech in public, and don't yell like a primary school student who hasn't graduated yet. Didn't you notice that everyone was looking at you?"
Zhou Jian looked around for a week, and sure enough, there were dissatisfied looks from all around, and she immediately couldn't hold back, said a few beeps in a low voice, and shut up.
The four of them entered a small private room, sat down and chatted casually after ordering food.
Ning Feiran noticed that Chen Xinru didn't seem to like to talk to Zhou Jian very much, often she would only answer one sentence when the other party said three sentences, with a calm expression on her face.Zhou Jian didn't have the slightest sense of having a hot face and a cold butt, and was excited.
There was no one else at the moment, Zhou Jian couldn't hold back after holding back for a long time, and asked Ning Feiran, "Why do you wear this kind of grass on your head?"
As he asked, he turned his gaze to the top of Ning Feiran's head, there was a cluster of emerald green grass buds hidden in the black hair, only a small tip was exposed, which looked a bit cute.
Although it is indeed popular to wear all kinds of headgear nowadays, it is indeed a bit strange to wear a grass headgear on the show without requiring it.What's more, I even covered it with a wig...
If the wig hadn't accidentally fallen off, no one would have noticed that there was this grass on Ning Feiran's head.
Ning Feiran had already discussed it with Wang Peng, so he replied at this time: "This year, a master from Xiangjiang has calculated it for me, saying that wearing this can improve my luck and my career will get better and better."
Zhou Jian: "..."
Zhou Jian looked blank and said, "Do you think this is useful?"
"I don't know, I've only been wearing it for two months." Ning Feiran said nonsense in a serious manner. "This grass looks ordinary, but in fact it has been illuminated. The master said that it will take at least half a year to have a significant effect. After wearing it for a year, it will definitely become popular, at least it will be the best actor of the year."
"Oh, that's it." Zhou Jian was surrounded by donkeys, thought for a moment and said seriously: "Do you think I can ask for one?"
Ning Feiran: "..." This question is beyond the outline.
Ning Feiran said dryly: "I don't know, let's go, let's go?"
Zhou Yi looked at Zhou Jian, and then said indifferently: "You should ask for one, how about this, I'll pay you, get one back and bless you to get out of mental slump."
Zhou Jian: "..." Damn it!My brother is dead!
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