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Bad 38 Questions (Chu Jie & Huang He)

Q1. The father (or son) falls into the water with the other party, which one do you choose?

Chu Jie: How can a gay guy have a son?My Father?He also won the gold medal in the municipal swimming competition before... Save him.

Huang He: I rely on me because I can't swim, so I went into the water to save him?This is the gourd baby saving grandpa, I want to give them away one by one!

Q2. If the other party is held by a gangster with a knife, how would you react?

Chu Jie: Deal with the criminals first, and find a way to call the police.

Huang He: Pretend to accept surrender, and then fight back.I learned a few tricks from Boss Luo, Xie Bao is too weak, like a Princess and the Pea, he has bumps and bumps.If he gets injured, that bastard Lu Pingchuan can kill me.

Q3. The other party is lying naked on your bed and making a seductive gesture, will you?

Chu Jie: ... (falls into deep thought, frightened)

Huang He: Will I be hacked to death by Lu Pingchuan?

Q4. Inheritance, change it to the person you love the most, but you find that you can't get hard.What do you think at this time?

Chu Jie: Wash and sleep...?

Huang He: Hurry up and go to the urology department, how can a real man be so devastated.By the way, can you play soft wide?

(no.)

Q5. You are the sixth of his six boats. When you learn about this, what will you do?

Chu Jie: ...Just Huang He?Impossible, he didn't even have the first boat.

Huang He: I can explain the treasure of society, but his character is very good. Why would he do such a thing?

Q6. Tomorrow is the end of the world, what do you want to do?

Chu Jie: Are you playing games?

Huang He: Hold my paper man wife to eat and die.

Q7. You made an appointment to travel together, but it rained heavily?

Chu Jie: Changed to playing games.

Huang He: Then call Boss Luo, I want to make a salted fish called 666!

Q8. The other party's clothes were splashed with water, what was your reaction?

Chu Jie: Cover your mouth and snigger.

Huang He: Clap your hands and cheer.

Q9. So, what if you are splashed with water?

Chu Jie: I think I am unlucky.

Huang He: Playing with you, an invincible banana, iron gall, train snakeskin monster!

Q10. The person you like wants you to eat something you hate, what will you do?

Chu Jie: Lu Pingchuan wouldn’t do that.

Huang He: You don't even dare to eat the feces of the woman you love, but you still dare to say you love her?

(Outfielder Zhong Boming: Bah! A beloved woman doesn’t shit, she only excretes pink fruit candies!)

(Huang He: Put your damn shit on!)

Q11. What kind of things make the other party scream?

Chu Jie: Want to press the manuscript?

Huang He: There are so many, I can't summarize them all at the moment.

Q12. So what are you screaming for?

Chu Jie: ... (blushing silently)

Huang He: I realized that today is the deadline for writing after I finished fishing and playing games.

Q13. Do you know each other with the interviewees in other groups?Have you seen their interviews?Which couple do you think is the happiest and which is the saddest?

Chu Jie: Hey, is there anyone else?

Huang He: So what is the significance of this question and answer?

(Outfielder Zhong Boming: Mix up the numbers and make up the list!)

Q14. If there was a medicine that could make someone fall in love with you madly, would you use it?

Chu Jie: Thinking about it, it's scary, so let's forget about Huang He.

Huang He: I don't like men, although Xie Bao is really cute, and considering Lu Pingchuan's problem... I'm not as capable as Boss Luo, so saving my life is the most important thing.

Q15. If the other party is disfigured or out of shape, will you still love him?

Chu Jie: Lao Huang, even if you become a dead fat house, I will not abandon you.

Huang He: My family, Xie Bao, is naturally beautiful and hard to give up on, and plastic surgery is so advanced now, it’s about Gan Duo’s knees, what a bag first.

Q16. If the other party dies, what will your next life be?What to do with his body?

Chu Jie: Cry a lot, and then mourn every year, what should I do in the end.The corpse must be cremated, which is up to the funeral home.

Huang He: Same as above, seconded, great praise.

Q17. Will you allow him to have a new love after you die?

Chu Jie: The premise is... Lao Huang must have an old love first.

Huang He: I don't want to date him!

Q18. If he tells his new love that you are inferior to him, what do you think?

Chu Jie: The premise is that Lao Huang can hand over to his girlfriend.

Huang He: Repeat, although I am so close to him that I can wear a pair of pants, but I don't have sex with him.

Q19. What do you think is better than the other party?

Chu Jie: Have a boyfriend?

Huang He: You fucking shut up!

Q20. If the other party is born too weak to have sex, can I accept spiritual love?

Chu Jie: The premise is that Huang He has...

Huang He: Enough!

(Outfielder Zhong Boming: It’s yellow, old man!)

(Huang He used direct current volts!)

(Outstanding effect!)

(Zhong Boming collapsed.)

Q21. If the other party becomes a woman, will you still love him?

Chu Jie: I don’t like women...

Huang He: If Chu Jie is a girl... well, I can consider it, he is handsome, and he must be a goddess if he becomes a girl. (Can't help revealing a smirk)

Q22. Is it acceptable for the other party to change the name to "Svatra ok Siemens Zhenggang Datangyuan"?Why?

Chu Jie: Acceptable, I feel that the painting style fits well.

Huang He: It doesn't matter, whatever his name is, he is my friend.

Q23. Who is the strongest person in your mind?Why?

Chu Jie: Luo Ansheng, I feel that he is really powerful, unlike me.

Huang He: It must be Boss Luo!I will call 666, I will be the king of salted fish.

Q24. When you had a big fight over something missing and suspected that the other party took it away, and later found out that you forgot it in the room, what would you do at this time?

Chu Jie: Honestly apologize to him.

Huang He: Well, almost, I have to admit my mistakes bravely.

Q25. If you could choose, would you prefer to die first yourself or the other person?

Chu Jie: He died first, I want to live a few more years.

Huang He: He dies first, and a dead fellow Taoist never dies.

Q26. If you could choose how to die, how would you like to die?

Chu Jie: die of old age.

Huang He: Same as above.

Q27. Sincerely, how do you not want to die?

Explanation: All unnatural deaths.

Huang He: Just don't die in an unclear way.

Q28. If the other party will grow old, will you still have a "sexual" interest in him?

Chu Jie: I don’t want to fall in love with him, and Lao Huang is too familiar with me, even if I don’t get old, I can’t get hard looking at him, I just want to laugh.

Huang He: How many times do I have to say it, we are not dating.

Q29. If a man can conceive, do you want you to have children?

Chu Jie: The biologist's coffin is about to fail.

Huang He: If my mother doesn't even have a wife, I just want a child?Want me to take over Panxi as a father?

Q30. Inheritance, who gave birth?

Chu Jie: ...

Huang He: Damn I still have more?

Q31. Going forward, how many children will you have?

Chu Jie: There is no end.

Huang He: Is it annoying?

Q32. When you go out to eat together and eat a lot, you find that both of you have no money, what will you do?

Chu Jie: Call Lu Pingchuan for help outside the venue and ask him to transfer money and swipe his card.

Huang He: Wait for him to call Lu Pingchuan, and order a few more dishes to take away.

(Outfielder Lu Pingchuan: Do I only have a sense of presence when I pay?)

Q33. When you woke up and found that you were sold by the other party, what was your reaction?

Chu Jie: Huang He, stick your head over to me and add some buffs to you!

Huang He: Hurry up!Xie Bao is going to sell me to a hidden village where all the men in the village are gone and there are only beautiful girls!

(Zhong Poming has been revived)

(Outfield staff Zhong Boming: I'm afraid it's only a beautiful girl with a big mouth. When the skirt was lifted, the thing that was pulled out was bigger than you.)

(Huang He: Isn't that better?)

(Outfielder Zhong Boming: After drawing his sword, he becomes a muscular man of [-] meters.)

(Huang He: ...)

Q34. If the world is destroyed and only you and the other party are left, what is your first action?

Chu Jie: Breathe first!Stay alive!

Huang He: Play games for a while to calm down?

Q35. Who is more suitable to be taken care of, you or the other party?

Chu Jie: I.

Huang He: He, but the principle of Hong Kong, I think Boss Luo is more suitable to be hired!I have drawn an original modern overhead book before, Shaking M Gao Fu Shuai took care of Luo Ansheng... Ah no, I kept Shaking S to train him, and that book is f*cking three times, every day someone swipes the screen on the formula site to urge me There is a sequel.

(Outfielder Zhong Boming: So, where can I buy it?)

(The best book model worker in Huang He's heart: Luo Ansheng)

Q36. If the other party's greatest wish is to see all the beauties in the world, what will you do?

Chu Jie: It fits his personality quite well, as long as he doesn't do anything harmful to nature, let him go.But I think it can be modified, he may be more willing to see his paper man wife.

Huang He: Run away first, lest Lu Pingchuan think that I'm the one who led the bad guys to Baolai to chase me down again.

(Outfielder Lu Pingchuan: Why do you use the word again? Old thief Huang, what did you do to him?!)

(Huang He: Master Qingtian, I am so wronged!!!)

Q37. If one day the other party climbed the wall, how would you react?

Chu Jie: The premise is that Huang He... must have a girlfriend!

Huang He: Feeling that his life was threatened, I must be Lu Pingchuan's first suspect.

(Outfielder Luo Ansheng: Sorry, the first suspect should be me.)

(Huang He: Do you want to make big news with your bewildered tone?)

(Outfielder Zhong Boming: If true love has color, it must be forgiveness.)

Q38. What method do you think can kill the opponent with one blow.

Chu Jie: I have to ask each of his editors about this matter?

Huang He: Forget it, if I really dare to think about it, I'm afraid I'll be fatally hit by Lu Pingchuan first.

(Outfielder Lu Pingchuan: You are wise!)

The author has something to say: there will be more episodes about Boss Luo next, there will probably be several chapters, everyone chooses to watch_(:зゝ∠)_