My wife was born European emperor

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Get lost, he is a handsome man, how could he say such a vulgar joke.

Shen Changqing didn't move, just looked at the old man with no expression on his face, suddenly he was hit on the shoulder twice, the old man patted him twice indifferently, his laughter resounded loudly: "Hahahaha, young man, you guessed it right!"

Shen Changqing: "..."

He didn't say anything at all.

"I already know the answer in your heart, and your guess is really accurate!" The old man thoughtfully stroked the goatee on his chin.

Shen Changqing: "..."

Oh.

The old man circled around Shen Changqing a few times: "Young man, you can call me Old Tie, or you can also call me Old Tie."

"Call you uncle."

Lao Tie raised his eyebrows happily, "Hey! Good grandson!"

"Ah!"

Old Tietou's goatee was pulled out, and he held his chin: "My precious beard! You kid, I see you have an honest face, I didn't expect you to be so skinny!"

Shen Changqing: "...Sorry, I couldn't hold back."

It is impossible to take advantage of him.Except for the dean, no old man can be his grandfather.

The old iron head simply lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, "Oh, my stomach", he pointed to Shen Changqing, and said to the passers-by who were watching: "Oh, young people are bullying old people, my bones can't stand it !"

A big bald man stared at the old man lying on the ground, took a few mouthfuls of watermelon in his hand, and said, "Come on, old iron man, who doesn't know that you have a very strong body within a radius of fifty miles. Also, your stomach hurts, you What are you doing by covering your heart, you are too sick, you can't even pretend to be sick."

Old Tietou: "..."

He wasn't embarrassed at all when these little tricks were exposed, and he even got up from the ground quite calmly, clutching Shen Changqing's sleeve tightly, as if he was afraid that he would run away.

"I don't care, this brat pulled out my baby's beard, and he must compensate me!"

Shen Changqing: "...how much do you want?"

"I don't want money, I want you!"

Shen Changqing gradually clenched his fists, trying to control his emotions, if you have the feeling, say it again, old man.

"I want you to help me pick the gourds. I made the rattan trellis too high at the beginning, and now I can't reach it. I see that you, a young man, must have practiced kung fu. Help me pick the gourds. I don't want your compensation. !"

Fortunately, the old iron man changed his words in time, otherwise he would meet Shen Changqing's wrath.

"There are not many gourds, just seven." After he finished speaking, he ignored Shen Changqing and asked the onlookers: "Fellow folks, my gourds seem to have mutated. Originally, all seven gourds were green, but two were green. Normal, the other five are all mutated."

"I don't know what's going on?"

The passers-by were aroused by their curiosity, and asked one after another: "What kind of variation method?"

The old iron man also regained his energy all of a sudden: "My seven gourds, except one is ripe and the other is still growing, the rest have changed color. That guy surprised me, and I don't know if it is poisonous. "

Shen Changqing: "..."

If he guessed correctly, this old iron man may soon have seven lovely grandchildren, and it is also very likely that their grandpa will be captured, and then the seven grandchildren will rescue him, and later they will be one. The scene of gourd dolls fighting monsters.

Wow, Shen Changqing thinks that he is not crazy is a miracle among miracles.

:).

"congratulations."

You're about to have seven grandchildren.

"Ah?" Old Tietou was a little confused by Shen Changqing's endless words.

The author has something to say:

I don't know if Shen Changqing is crazy, but I'm going crazy :)

I can't control myself recently

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