The actor and his little black fan [Entertainment]

"Mom, Dad, I'm back." Jiang Tailin shouted as he opened the door with a few bags of things he bought in the supermarket.

As soon as I entered the house, I smelled a strong smell of soy sauce elbow.

Sure enough, during the Chinese New Year, it is not suitable for a normal diet.Under normal circumstances, as long as Jiang Tailin is at home, unhealthy things like pork will definitely not be on the table.

"My son is back." Chu Mingjun put down the English novel in his hand, came out of the house with a smile, and was about to take the shopping bag in his hand, "Didn't I tell you that you have everything at home, so you don't need to spend money randomly?" ? You still have to keep the bonuses you got to marry a wife in the future."

... It's too early to marry a daughter-in-law, and it's not certain whether to marry or not.

"No, it's quite heavy, I'll do it." Jiang Tailin didn't let her pick it up. He changed his shoes and walked around her and went straight to the kitchen. Vegetables were steaming on the stove, and it seemed that his father was cooking.

Chu Mingjun followed behind and said, "Your dad insisted on showing you a new braised beef brisket recently. I said it was too salty and you couldn't like it. But your dad didn't listen. Let’s do it, it’s not just too little or too much New Year’s Eve dinner.”

"Oh, Mom, you don't need to say it, I know it, you don't cook, it's already recognized by the world, and I won't say anything about you, don't need to explain to me." Jiang Tailin went out to eat. Where to put it, said at the same time.

As long as he can remember, Chu Mingjun has never interfered with the serious meals at home, but the pastries and desserts are exceptionally decent.

So to a certain extent, it can be regarded as a clear division of labor, one Chinese and one Western, two swords combined.

Chu Mingjun smiled embarrassedly after hearing this, and patted him on the back lightly, "You child, why are you talking to mom?" .”

Jiang Tailin straightened up, flattened the empty plastic bag, rolled it into a ball, and took Chu Mingjun's hand, "Here, put this bag away."

Then he walked to the bathroom with the rest of the bag, "Mom, how many dishes are there today?" Before waiting for an answer, he opened the door and looked, "Yo, Dad, you are here." He quickly exited, "It stinks! What? Why don't you lock the door?"

"Stinky boy, how do you talk? Who would have thought that you would come back now, training is over?" Jiang Zonghua's thick and confident voice came from the bathroom.

"It's just me, so I can come back when I don't want to." Jiang Tailin put the bag of daily necessities on the ground outside the bathroom door without finishing his things. I took a set of pajamas and prepared to go back to the house and change.

"Mom, have you cleaned up my house again?" Jiang Tailin said as he threw his pajamas on the neatly made bed without any wrinkles, looking at the extraordinarily neat and fresh room without even a speck of dust.

Chu Mingjun's voice came from behind, "Why are you talking so loudly? I'm not deaf."

"Oh, I thought you went back to the house." Jiang Tailin turned around and saw his mother standing behind him, and said with a smile, "I won't talk about it, I don't need to clean it, and I don't live here often, just close the door and let's go." live."

"How can it be done? The house needs to be cleaned when no one is around. Molecules are constantly moving, don't you know? That's why the dust is just floating around." Chu Mingjun even gestured.

"I'm mainly afraid that you will be tired." Jiang Tailin took off his shirt and put on his pajamas.

"I'm not tired, I usually just mop the floor to ventilate the air. Besides, this can also increase the amount of exercise. Do you think mom has lost weight again?" After speaking, Chu Mingjun posed a pose for Jiang Tailin to see.

Holding pajamas and trousers in his hand, Jiang Tailin looked back and said with a smile: "Mom, whoever is your age is not a big belly, but you still have a small waist, except for a few dimples on your face..."

"Fuck you, why are there so many gaps? How do you talk to your mother? Can you talk? You have grown up so much, except for a sweeter smile and such a poisonous mouth, no wonder no one wants to have sex with you."

"Besides, why do they all have big bellies and look so good-looking? You need to manage your body, you know? It doesn't matter how old you are, it's the same! Be self-disciplined! Besides, you can't be biased. Then your father, isn't he still a spirit?" Handsome boy, is he as handsome as before? If it weren't for us, would we have you?"

Chu Mingjun rolled his eyes at him, touched his face, looked at him with extreme disgust, and waved his hand to pat his arm, "Besides, my son is the champion, so I naturally have to pay attention to my image, although no one sees me. But my student But they all praise me for being young." After saying this, she was very proud.

Jiang Tailin blocked the Tathagata palm flying towards his mother with his elbow, and said: "Mom, look at you, and do it as soon as you say it. They are complimenting you, and you are still a good word. Which student is not dead? Excellent. Didn't your students say you were violent in law enforcement?"

"Fuck you, no!"

"Look, before I finished speaking, I started to do it. It's not violent law enforcement, what is it? I mean, you can't see it with a little powder, a girl who is alive and well." Jiang Tailin looked at his mother and boasted.

"Really?" Chu Mingjun stopped what he was doing, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "It's more or less the same."

"Mom, I have to change clothes, you are still there." Jiang Tailin pointed to the pants in his hand and said.

"Just change it, you were born by me, what are you afraid of?"

"Oh, Mom..." It really didn't make sense to her.

"Wife! Chu Mingjun! Where's the paper? No paper, bring me some paper." Jiang Zonghua shouted.

"Here we come." Chu Mingjun called back.

Knowing a son is like a father, thank you dad for his voice.

"This old guy, he always goes to the toilet without paper, and he's so smoked every time. I'll bring the paper to your dad first. Change it, change it, I'm leaving." Chu Mingjun went out while complaining.

"Mom, I just said that you should put the paper in the bathroom instead of outside, so you don't have to send it."

Seeing his mother leave, he closed the door and said in a low voice, "It's not that you are willing to give it away and smell the smell. Every time I don't bring paper to the toilet, why don't I call you effective, I risk myself take."

After four o'clock in the afternoon, Jiang Tailin finally couldn't take it anymore.He came back after one o'clock. He wanted to come back to eat something to satisfy his hunger, but his mother said that the meal would be ready soon and told him to wait.

I didn't expect to wait for three hours, and now my hungry chest is stuck to my back.Dragging his hungry body to the kitchen, he leaned against the door and saw his father still working inside, "Chef Jiang, when is the meal ready? I'm going to starve to death."

"Immediately." My mother came over from the dining table. "The last one is missing. Go and search for the sound of firecrackers. Firecrackers are not allowed to be set off. Always celebrate and celebrate."

After finishing speaking, he pushed him into the house, "Go, go, I will hear your firecrackers while eating."

"Okay..." Jiang Tailin reluctantly went back to the house again, and started searching with his mobile phone.

After the sound of firecrackers stopped, Jiang Zonghua raised his glass, "Let me say something."

After saying this, 5 minutes passed, first he praised his wife Chu Mingjun, then he started to boast about himself, and finally he praised his precious son Jiang Tailin for his excellent performance, and then he began to look forward to the future.

However, his stomach was beckoning, he could only see the delicious food in front of him and couldn't move his chopsticks until he finished speaking, and he didn't hear a word at all.

I only heard the last sentence: "Everyone, let's eat."

Jiang Tailin immediately extended his chopsticks to the plate of sauced beef without hesitation.

Ah... Sure enough, food can heal everything.

Halfway through the meal, for some reason, the movie suddenly started to be discussed.

Jiang Zonghua was very unconvinced and complained to Jiang Tailin, saying that his mother is not young, and she started chasing stars. He used to despise those star chasers, but now he can't walk when he sees the handsome guy on TV, drooling, what kind of meeting do he have to go to? , A photo and a signature are required.

Nothing is right.

Although Chu Mingjun immediately refuted upon hearing this, Jiang Tailin still saw excitement and joy in his mother's eyes, just like those female students in his class.

Moreover, the chatterbox opened up immediately, and they talked freely, so that Jiang Zonghua, who wanted to say something to sue Jiang Tailin, had to shut up.

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't start this topic, and I wouldn't talk endlessly.

But Jiang Tailin didn't expect his mother to fall in love with Lu Wangshu.

Jiang Tailin really couldn't think of any other words to describe this matter except that the enemy's road is narrow and there is no coincidence.

Seeing Chu Mingjun beaming and eloquently discussing with the two big men how good, handsome, and eye-catching the other man is, it's no wonder that Dad is jealous.

But what else can he do other than eat a few extra mouthfuls of delicious food.

When Chu Mingjun finally put aside the topic and returned to reality, and the meal was coming to an end, Jiang Tailin belched and proposed, "Mom, let me teach you how to swim."

"What?" Chu Mingjun felt that he didn't hear clearly.

"I said, let me teach you to swim! It can make your body more beautiful."

Chu Mingjun glanced at Jiang Zonghua, who was immersed in eating meat, and was very arrogant, "I don't learn from you, I'm not professional."

"I'm not professional enough? Mom? Are you kidding me?" This is probably the funniest joke that Jiang Tailin has heard so loudly, "No, Mom, you can't say this out of conscience, and you can't go to see him because we object Star, you’re going to add insult to injury.”

"What are you laying stones on? You and I don't know yet. You can only swim, but you can't teach."

"...Mom, you are underestimating me. I have really taught people in the past six months. I have completed my studies and got my diploma." Jiang Tailin said proudly.

"Really?" Chu Mingjun was half-believing, "I don't believe it, if you don't train hard, where will you find the time, and who will you teach?"

Jiang Tailin hesitated for a moment, "Time is like a sponge, there is always a squeeze." "But... I can't tell who you are teaching."

Chu Mingjun gave a very disdainful 'hum'. If you say that his precious son is a good swimmer and the champion is sure to win the championship, but if you say that he can teach people, I really don't believe it.But judging by his secrecy and complacency, it shouldn't be fake.

"Who taught it?"

Jiang Tailin put down his chopsticks and stood up, "You won't believe it if you keep it a secret, but if I tell you, you won't even believe it."

"That's the girl." Chu Mingjun pointed at him confidently, then touched Jiang Zonghua who was beside him with his hand, "Honey, do you think I guessed right?"

"Yes, yes, you are right."

"It's really perfunctory." Chu Mingjun muttered.

"Ah."

Lu Wangshu, who had just arrived at the hotel with his parents, sneezed and rubbed the tip of his nose with his fingers, who was talking about him.

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