I heard that I am cannon fodder [Transmigration Book]

For seven days in a row, Qin Shu set off at dawn and returned after dark. He diligently worked as Mr. Yu's "medicine boy", responsible for plowing the ground, planting grass, watering, removing insects, chopping firewood, and cooking. Rice, cooking, these are the most common chores.

As for teaching?

Qin Shu didn't know what stimulated Mr. Yu, he gave him a bunch of pills every day, poisonous ones, non-poisonous ones, big tonic ones, all kinds of them, but every time he held expectant eyes, In the end it ended in disappointment.

What is the other party expecting?

Qin Shu didn't understand it, but was delighted to find that his body's resistance to pills was getting stronger and stronger. Normal poisons could no longer hurt him, but those tonics that were said to be worth a thousand gold also didn't have any effect on him. .

So much so that on the evening of the seventh day, Mr. Yu finally broke out: "Qin Shu, are you a glutton?"

Qin Shu reminded weakly: "There seems to be no such thing in the Chinese zodiac." After getting along for a few days, he has already figured out Mr. Yu's temper. The smile is the most dangerous!

"Forget it, you don't come tomorrow!" Mr. Yu snorted angrily, and shook his hands like chasing flies, "Let me be quiet, you can go and play with that little fat man tomorrow."

"Okay." Qin Shu nodded quickly, paused, and added, "Take care of your health, sir. The students are going back first."

"Get out!" Mr. Yu's heart was bleeding, this is definitely the most difficult student he has ever met!Almost made him poor!

The next day, the sky was clear, and early in the morning, Rong Xiaoxiao came to look for Qin Shu with the treasure he had just caught.

"Shu Shu, look at the bird I caught!"

In the golden cage, a shiny green bird was jumping up and down, looking impatient, saying: "Idiot! Idiot!"

It's a talking green parrot. It's so rare in Fankong Academy where there are so many spiritual pets. After all, even the big white radish can swear at people here.

"It's really good-looking!" Qin Shu took pride in it, looked at the golden pattern around the green parrot's neck, and praised sincerely, "The feathers here are like gold!"

Practitioners are mostly dismissive of gold and silver things. After all, the real currency in the upper mainland is Lingshi, but Qin Shu has been extremely poor since he can remember. Qin Shu, who only has three silver coins in his savings at most, is not interested in such vulgar things as gold. I still have a good impression.

Rong Xiaoxiao saw that he was also very interested, and the smile on his dark and round face became brighter: "Shu Shu, I caught this from the back mountain yesterday afternoon, I think it was almost eaten by that big white goose It fell, and made a decisive decision, rushed forward decisively, and rescued it!"

The green parrot didn't seem to appreciate it, shaking its wings: "Idiot! Idiot!"

"It's a pity that this little green is too stupid, he can't say anything but a fool. Hey!" Rong Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly.

"I heard that parrots learn to speak because they need others to teach them how to speak. If you teach them more, they will be able to do it later." Qin Shu took some small nuts and threw them into the golden wire cage.

The next moment, the supposedly stupid green parrot turned its neck, Heidou stared at Qin Shu with small eyes, and suddenly said a second word: "Beauty! Beauty!"

Rong Xiaoxiao was very surprised: "No way, these days, even birds are so lustful?"

Qin Shu was slightly embarrassed: "..."

Rong Xiaoxiao never stopped talking, and before Qin Shu could answer, he continued to say: "But having said that, Shu Shu, the pockmarks on your face look pretty after a long time! Hahaha, Sure enough, everything is good if you have fair skin! It doesn’t look like me, hey! My father was born with a dark face, and my mother is not white! But my uncle is fair and good-looking! I heard that they are people from the Purple Cloud Sect , all of them are good-looking, and the ones who are a little bit ugly can't get in..."

This time it was Qin Shu's turn to be surprised: "There is such a rule?"

"Yes!" Rong Xiaoxiao nodded heavily, "Actually, there are quite a lot of strange rules in the Five Great Immortal Sects! How about I tell you?"

This lecture is one morning.

Qin Shu's understanding of the five great immortal sects has also deepened a lot.

Back then, the old head told him: the head of Tianzhaomen, the head of Ziyun Sect, the head of Jinglei Hall, the head of Shuiyun Valley, and the landlord of Beidou Tower, these five people are among the most beauties in the Jianghu.

This is not wrong, but the beauty of beauties is different.

"The one from Tianzhaomen is said to be the most difficult to get close to. He has a cold personality, but his appearance and figure are the kind of stern, masculine, and powerful aura that makes countless men envy and envy..." Rong Xiaoxiao's small mouth Balabala kept talking, pouring himself a cup of tea to moisten his throat.

Qin Shu was slightly taken aback, and unconsciously thought of Xia Ke. He had this feeling when he first met him at the Hengtong Inn in Fankong Town.

However, people from the Five Great Immortal Sects generally don't go to the mainland, and even if they do, they shouldn't live in the cheapest herringbone rooms, right?

"The one from the Purple Cloud Sect is even more beautiful than my uncle, with a dusty temperament, a proper flower of the high mountain, as cold as frost! Thunder Palace..." Rong Xiaoxiao said, his stomach growled , "Oh, it's time for dinner! How about we go to the cafeteria first and talk about it later?"

Qin Shu smiled: "Okay."

On the way to the cafeteria, Rong Xiaoxiao naturally didn't stop talking.

The appearance of the Hall Master of the Shocking Thunder Palace is also first-class. To use a more popular word to describe it is: evil, charming, mad, both righteous and evil.

Rong Xiaoxiao said, covering his mouth and chuckling: "If you saw him for the first time, you might think he is from the Hehuan Sect!"

Acacia sect...Qin Shuzheng, although the upper mainland is the territory of the five great immortal sects, there are still many other small sects, such as this Acacia sect that does not need to pay attention to rules, completely liberates nature, and advocates sexual freedom.

"More than [-]% of the best doctors in the upper mainland come from Shuiyun Valley. Their valley owner is a beauty with a gentle temperament like jade. He is a master of both medicine and poison. All in all, he is very powerful. If you offend anyone, don't offend him easily."

"As for the owner of Beidou Tower, Jian Chi, who cultivates the way of ruthlessness. In recent hundreds of years, he has rarely shown himself in front of people. There is also a rumor that the one from Jinglei Palace has pursued the one from Beidou Tower before!"

When Rong Xiaoxiao said this, he looked triumphant and cautious. He was proud of these secrets that most people don't know. He, the gossip little prince, can tell you all the treasures. He is cautious because... there are so many people Eyes are mixed, be careful that walls have ears, many students in the college are fanatical fans of the Five Great Immortals.

"Xiaoxiao, why do you know so many things?" Qin Shu couldn't help being deeply moved after listening to the gossip all morning.

"Because I have an uncle who is as gossipy as I am." Rong Xiaoxiao smiled innocently, that is, the elder of the Ziyun Sect, "Oh, by the way, there is another news, I heard that people from Tianzhaomen will come to teach tomorrow, or A big man at the level of an elder! All the students in the school can go to listen to the lecture, and you can go with me tomorrow."

"I'll answer you after I ask Mr. Yu tomorrow." Qin Shu thought for a while, Mr. Yu just asked him to rest today, he didn't explain the arrangement for tomorrow, he should go there tomorrow morning.

Hearing the words "Mr. Yu", Rong Xiaoxiao immediately hesitated: "Okay then, I'll wait for you at the bamboo building tomorrow." Last time he was curious about where Qin Shu was taken to class, he asked Followed the past for a glance, and then——

Not to mention being caught as a coolie for a day by Mr. Yu, he was also given laxatives by the other party, causing him to run to the latrine more than [-] times, and his whole body collapsed!

Whenever he thinks of this, Rong Xiaoxiao admires Qin Shu very much: "Shu Shu, you are really amazing, yet you haven't been driven crazy by Mr. Yu!"

When Qin Shu heard this, his cheeks were slightly hot. In fact, he was a little suspicious, whether Mr. Yu was driven crazy by him?