Scientific Immortal Training Course

Xu Yunji stood at the door for a minute, but the two addicted to the game didn't notice him, so he had to cough.

Hearing the voice, Sun Zesi frowned and raised his head. Seeing that it was him, he immediately put the phone in his pocket, and stood up with a "boo":

"Teacher Xu!"

Kui Sheng was still playing games there, looking like he was never tired of it, without even moving his eyebrows.

Xu Yunji ignored the uncle and asked Sun Zesi:

"What's the matter with you?"

Sun Zesi smiled "hehe":

"Didn't I see that this brother's muscles are well trained, so I wanted to communicate. So we chatted."

... The question is, do you know who this is? You just talk.

No, the key is that you are willing to chat, how could Kui Sheng be willing to chat with you?

Xu Yunji pointed his chin in the direction of Kui Sheng:

"If you talk to him, will he talk to you?"

"No, this guy is a bit cold. I can understand. He looks like the kind of cool guy who doesn't like to talk to people. Then I thought about finding a common language first, and the chatterbox would open up. So I asked him I didn't play the recently popular 'World Contest', and told him that I have a platinum account, and if he wants to, he can bring him up."

"He answered?"

"No. He ignored me. I said a few words and he didn't respond. I just let it go. When it comes to games, I just played with my mobile phone by myself, but after playing a game, I found this buddy next to me. Watch." At this point, Sun Zesi was delighted, "I didn't expect this dude to be so annoying. He turned out to be a gamer who didn't even know what I was playing. I downloaded it for him, and then I told him about it by the way. Tell me how to play."

Hearing this process, Xu Yunji felt very speechless.

If the super management department knew that this would make Kui Niu more talkative, he would probably cry?

"...You should do the questions first."

Xu Yunji waved to Sun Zesi, and decided not to tell him who the "buddies" with whom he had a good chat were for the time being, so as not to scare him again.Although Sun Zesi's character makes people doubt whether he will be scared after all.

Xu Yunji handed over the topic he had prepared on the table to Sun Zesi, and the latter took it and was about to leave when Kui Sheng, who was buried in a fierce battle with his mobile phone, suddenly raised his head with a grumpy face:

"Who is that, come here!"

Sun Zesi froze for a moment, then pointed at himself with his thumb: "Call me?"

"Yes, it's you."

Sun Zesi looked at Xu Yunji hesitantly.The latter said: "Go and see what he asked you to do."

Sun Zesi walked over, and Kui Sheng pushed the phone to him:

"What does this man mean by these words?"

"Let me see... Did you kill a healer just now?"

"What treatment does not heal? I saw someone blocking the way and just pressed a few keys."

"...That means you killed Healing. The one who sent you this message is Qingyuan of Healing. He is scolding you, not being obedient. He also said that he wants to avenge Qingyuan—oh shit, you were killed attack!"

Kui Sheng was furious:

"A mere ants dare to launch an attack on this seat? Let's see how I deal with him!"

As he spoke, he threw away his arms, and grabbed the phone with his palm-like hand and pressed it desperately.Sun Zesi watched from the side with the corners of his eyes twitching: "Brother, this is your own phone, don't crack the screen anymore..."

Xu Yunji looked at the two of them, and said to Sun Zesi that you are also a wonderful flower.Calling Kui Sheng brothers and sisters, it is rare that this person who is "ant" and "ant" at every turn can actually talk to you, a kid who has not even started.

Over there, Kui Sheng operated like a tiger for a while, and then the phone made a screaming sound within a minute, followed by, "You have been killed by the hostile camp 'wife meme me da'!"

Kui Sheng roared and angrily slapped his phone on the table.

"Be careful of the phone screen!" Sun Zesi reminded nervously.

Kui Sheng ignored the reminder, his face was full of anger:

"It's unreasonable! This seat actually lost? Why would I lose?!"

"..." Sun Zesi's expression was indescribable, "Didn't you use flash when someone hit you? And when you hit back, he jumped back, why did you still use your skills? Isn't this waiting to be empty?"

Kui Shengli said boldly: "This seat is made of copper and iron. Other people's skills are like tickling Grandpa. Why hide? This seat has the ability to take people's lives from thousands of miles away. Even if he escapes, he can't escape this seat." Palm!"

Sun Zesi laughed loudly: "Brother, are you funny? This is the reason. Human skills don't care about you, if someone hits you, you call it blood loss, and your skills are hidden if others hide. You lose blood, but others can't. Didn't he die within two rounds?"

Kui Sheng was furious:

"Why is my character like that ants?!"

"Hey, that's how the game is. If you want to be more lethal than humans, buddy, unless you krypton gold to build magical weapons, how can it be possible..."

Xu Yunji couldn't take it anymore.Fortunately, these two can chat together.Kui Sheng's way of thinking is incompatible with modern people, if Sun Zesi hadn't had a big heart, he would have been fooled by him long ago.

He interjected:

"Mr. Kui, why don't you play by yourself first? Zesi, I left homework for him."

Kui Sheng raised his head, looking unhappy:

"You are a cultivator. I finally found a servant who is quite satisfactory, so you come to obstruct it."

No matter how stupid Sun Zesi was, he could tell something was wrong.Xu Yunji's attitude towards Kui Sheng is really polite, and Kui Sheng's mouthful of "this seat" does not seem to be a joke when the older middle school suffers from a second illness.What servant?Are you talking about yourself?

With a thrill in his heart, he quietly slipped away two steps.

Xu Yunji gave him the paper with the formation questions on it: "Go and do the questions in the classroom, I'll talk to Mr. Kui for a while."

"Hey—good teacher." Sun Zesi ran to the door in a hurry, thought about it wrong, turned his head and smiled at Kui Sheng, "Well, Mr. Kui, you have fun, I will do the questions first."

Kui Sheng snorted dissatisfiedly, and looked at Xu Yunji:

"Why did you tell him to go?"

"Mr. Kui, the Superintendent has told you this time, now the human world doesn't care about servants or not, everyone is equal. Zesi is my student, and he came here to make up lessons, not to play with you ——Of course, if you have a good chat, you can play games together when you are free in private. That's no problem."

Kui Sheng was impatient to hear this, and responded indiscriminately: "I know, I know. The group of Super Management Division told me to find you, what do you want?"

"The Supervision Department discussed with me and arranged some courses with you, so that you can integrate into modern society as soon as possible."

"Class?" Kui Sheng refused, and immediately shook his head with a frown, "I don't want it."

Xu Yunji was already prepared. He took out a tablet and opened a ppt: "If you can complete the course content five times, I will accompany you around here."

What he released was a grassland farmhouse project not far from the capital. The owner of the ranch owns a large playground on which many cattle, sheep and horses are raised freely.This farmhouse has put a lot of photos on the APP, and Xu Yunji carefully selected them for Kui Sheng to see:

"...This pasture has more than 4000 mu, and there are six or seven breeds of cattle." Xu Yunji showed a photo of a yellow cattle, and then turned to show the cows, "There are also some foreign cattle that you may have never seen before. For example, this One, an Angus cow, a young lady from Scotland, look at her black hair and piercing eyes... look at this one, a Limousin cow, from the Limousin Plateau in France, her limbs are Isn't it very slender and graceful? And..."

"Okay!" Kui Sheng slapped his palm on the table with a suppressed anger on his face, "Do you think I'll still be fooled by using beauty tricks again and again? Tell you—I will! Tell me, when will the class start? "

Xu Yunji's first alien beast training class went smoothly.

After returning home, he chattered with Shen Xie: "Even if I deal with this kind of old bear child, I have a way. Not to mention the incentive effect is good. It's just that the students' foundation is too poor. To teach basic science, I will tell him about material energy. Conservation, he told me that the example I gave was wrong, saying that spells are not conserved... Really, it made me struggle with Bara to analyze with him, spiritual power is also energy, and it is still conserved in the final analysis."

"If he's dishonest, shall I go and see him?"

"No need. I can do it." Xu Yunji was very confident.

Shen Xie smiled: "Well, yes, you are amazing."

"Stop messing with me."

"It's not perfunctory." Shen Xie watched Xu Yunji drink up the water in the glass, and gave him another glass, "You are really good."

His tone sounded very sincere.

Satisfied, Xu Yunji leaned his head on his shoulder with a smile: "It feels amazing, this is really beyond my career plan...I never thought that one day I would be able to teach strange beasts."

Shen Xie adjusted his posture to make people lean more comfortably: "What's the matter. The knowledge level of alien beasts is generally not high, and you are overqualified for teaching them."

He suddenly remembered something and asked Xu Yunji:

"I remember that human cultivators can refine pills that are two levels higher than your own? Now that you are level six, it seems that you can refine immortal-level pills?"

"Well, in theory. But in fact, there is a big boundary between seventh-level pills and fairy-level pills. Few sixth-level cultivators can refine elixir... What? Do you need pills? I thought it was a beast Generally useless."

The reason why human cultivators need alchemy is because the body itself is not that strong, and the impurities in the spiritual plant must be removed and the messy elements dissolved through the refining process, leaving only the most essential part.And the divine beast itself is extremely strong in physical fitness, so it generally doesn't need to be so troublesome.

Shen Xie said: "It's not for me. I just heard you mention Kui Sheng. I remembered that he seemed to wake up from his injuries before he was healed because he was disturbed by the underwater detector. I remember that there is a pill that can help the beasts heal their injuries. Just ask Just ask."

The elixir still works for the strange beast.

"Well, I remember it." Xu Yunji recalled his "advanced alchemy". In the introduction, he mentioned the commonly used elixir for exotic animals. It seems that there is a "Hunyuan Bawei Yishou Pill" that can be used. healing.

But the problem is-

"I haven't learned how to make it, and I don't know the formula of pills. Now that people in the cultivation world have lost their own inheritance, I'm afraid there will be no records of pills for strange beasts."

Shen Xie said:

"I remember seeing this kind of elixir at Mingzhenmen back then. I remember the types of medicinal materials clearly. They are different parts of eight thousand-year-old spiritual plants. The stamens of Mingshenghua, the roots of Huanmeng grass, and the roots of Changnan pomegranate The seeds, the bark of cotton rosewood, the juice of the fruit of Kyushu Qingqian, the leaves of the thousand-year-old pumice tree, the stems of morning wisteria, and the petals of Pingxu Jiuzhuancao."

"You remember to hear clearly." Xu Yunji nodded and recorded on his mobile phone, "How are the medicinal materials processed? How many grams of each medicinal material are used? How are they refined? Which one is added first and which one is added later?"

"do not know."

Xu Yunji put down his phone and looked up at him: "...don't know?"

Shen Xie took it for granted: "Why should I read people's cultivation pills? It's just that the elder of Mingzhenmen said that this pill is too difficult to find medicinal materials and difficult to refine. I listened to it. I didn't ask about the formula."

Xu Yunji was speechless: "You don't know the ratio of the formula, so what should I use to make it? Do you rely on guessing?"

Shen Xie thought about it: "You can try a little bit and try different ratios."

Xu Yunji: "...hehe."

"You're scolding me."

"No."

"You must have it in your heart." Shen Xie lifted him from his shoulders and pinched his cheek with his hand, "You think I can't see it?"

"...You just want to find an excuse to pinch me?"

Shen Xie shook his head in denial, and pinched his cheek again: "I can pinch as much as I want, do I still need an excuse?"

Xu Yunji absolutely fell.

He patted the man's hand away in disgust, moved his body a little away, and was brought back by Shen Xie's arms again: "Don't make trouble, let's talk about business."

...Who made the trouble first?

No, the key point is: "You don't even have a formula. I can't make this pill at all, and I can't rely on it. The key is that I don't even have a criterion for judging whether it is successful or not."

"I've seen the Hunyuan Bawei Beast Pill turn into a pill. If you succeed in refining it, I will definitely recognize it." Shen Xie said.

"...So, you asked me to rely on the eight raw materials, and try to mix them a little bit, and then it is impossible to get references from different failures. Only success can be judged?"

Shen Xie nodded.

Xu Yunji was almost laughed at by him, and he got out of the opponent's arms, and put a pillow on his face:

"As for Kui Sheng, I think you need to supplement your scientific knowledge the most, Shen, Xie, seniors!"

"I just put forward a possible suggestion." Shen Xie took off the pillow from his head, with an innocent expression on his face, "If you don't like it, then don't do it. Let Kuisheng heal himself slowly, after a while Decades will be fine."

Xu Yunji was still upset, and snatched the pillow from his arms and hugged him: "The key question is where is it possible? No, I think you really need to take my training class. You can't go there again. Do whatever you want! Next time, go to class honestly!"

"You're really getting bolder and fatter, Renxiu." Shen Xie raised his eyebrows, but now Xu Yunji didn't fear him at all, he could even stare back at him with a straight face.

Shen Xie finally shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, who told me to ask for it myself, I found someone like you..."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Where is such a good teacher?" Shen Xie rubbed his nose, "Let's go to class. Not only can I attend class, but I can also get full marks in the exam."

The author has something to say: Kui Sheng: Do you think I will fall twice in the same place?Tell you, I really will!

Shen Xie: Do you think I will be tricked by beauty tricks like my subordinates?Let me tell you, I will too!

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Hey, the stupid author is going to try to see if he can make it every Saturday and Sunday in May... So... Well, in order to prepare for the weekend, there is only one update today~