Self-cultivation with earthy pheromones [ABO]

154.

After all, Si Linyuan got the pheromones, and because of his messy handling, he got the pheromones all over Guan Yan, causing Guan Yan to be scolded for no reason.

Si Linyuan knocked on Guan Yan's door for a long time before Guan Yan was willing to open the door.

Facing Guan Yan, who was clearly displeased, Si Linyuan hesitated: "What... Guan Yan, I'm sorry to let you be scolded by Uncle Lin."

Guan Yan said: "It's okay."

But your expression doesn't look like you're okay at all?It looks like it's going to eat people?Can the relationship in this family be harmonious? !

Si Linyuan is under the fence, and now he is short-handed. He tugged at his collar and shyly said: "If it can calm you down, I will do anything for you, senior..."

Guan Yan paused suddenly, "Anything is fine?"

Seeing his icy face, Si Linyuan brainstormed: "Guan Yan, do you just like my show?"

Before Guan Yan could speak, Si Linyuan fell on his bed, ripped off his shirt, and screamed endlessly in Guan Yan's room: "Uh... can't... ah..."

Guan Yan stood at the door, staring at the one-man show on the bed, and Uncle Lin's murderous voice came from the kitchen: "Guan Yan! Can you close the door if you do this kind of thing!"

Facing Si Linyuan, who was addicted to drama, Guan Yan's voice was as cold as possible: "Si Linyuan, get out of here."

155.

Si Linyuan went back to his room in desperation because he had failed to coax Miss Guanyan by betraying his beauty, and turned on the computer with his legs crossed. Guanyan and Uncle Lin were scolding each other outside the door.

There is a master Linyuan in the Guan family who disturbs the people every day, and decides Uncle Lin's endless community scolding war.Uncle Lin, as the guard of the Men's Virtue Training Class, had an extraordinary record in fighting with heroes from all walks of life in the community. The answer to the scolding was obvious. Guanyan lost to Uncle Lin, so he slammed the door loudly again.

Si Linyuan felt that everything in this house was good, but the life span of the gate was a bit short.

Forget it, a pretty Omega has a bad temper, fair complexion, good looks, and a good temperament. You don't have to be responsible for letting him go. Where can you find it.

Si Linyuan turned on the computer and boarded the platform of Lost Interstellar, and the messages of the universe's first love kept popping up.

[Universe First Love]: Brother Berry!Who are you dating? !Don't you want to laugh at the wind?

[Universe First Love]: Xiaofeng ignores me, please take a look at the forum, what's going on with you two?

[Universe First Love]: Brother Berry, if you don't come again, you will be soaked in a pig cage!Your reputation is gone!

Universe's first love sent him more than a dozen messages in a row, and the last two messages were separated by 10 minutes.

[Universe First Love]: Forget it, I'll find Xiaofeng.

I don't know what happened to the first love of the universe. The message sent by the first love of the universe 2 minutes ago witnessed his collapse.

[Universe First Love]: What the hell are you doing, QMQ, am I in hell!I don't care about you anymore!

Si Linyuan didn't quite understand what the universe's first love was going on, so he opened the link he sent.

According to experience, the first love of the universe, the crow's mouth, has always brought only surprises, not joy.

His live broadcast of overturned cars was made into a video, the defensive battle of the base area was drawn to the defender, and other players with bad mouth were hunted down.

Si Linyuan opened the forum link and fell silent.

His cosmic law of first love is still in effect today.

The title of the forum is "The Seven Deadly Sins of Strawberry Flavor", and the host is the owner of Qingyun Island.

He just said who Qingyun is, why does it sound so familiar, isn't that the person who formed a team with him, bought him weapons, and was beaten up by him and Xiaofeng last time?

Island Master Qingyun detailed Strawberry Flavor's seven deadly sins in Lost Stars, with reasons and evidence.

The first case, arrogance.Strawberry Flavor is defiant, does not take other players seriously, speaks vulgarly, and has a low character.

The second case is jealousy.When you see others fighting monsters, you want to grab them. When you see others have good weapons, you want them.

The third case, violent rage.Insulting and beating other players wantonly, with a sweet mouth, Princess Zaan.

The fourth case is laziness.Waiting for delivery, hammering when you come up, no tactics, brainless violence output regardless of teamwork.

Fifth case, greed.Receive gifts from other players, all comers are welcome.

The sixth case is gluttony.The voice of the angel is dead fat, potato chips, biscuits, happy water, play games when you are full, and sleep after playing.

The seventh case is lust.Flirting A and O, online and offline bitch talk, superficially magnanimous but actually white lotus.

Well said, it's like farting.

Si Linyuan braced his face, and scanned the accusations above, the strawberry flavor is a poisonous drug, what's the use of talking nonsense that everyone knows?

He swiped the mouse and raised his eyebrows when he saw the latest picture.

There are two screenshots in total, one is after the live broadcast of Mahoo racing, Guan Yan picked him up with one hand, both of them are wearing pajama pants, and the other is in the live broadcast room, the avatar of the succubus is trapped by Guan Yan in arms.

Although Guan Yan's face was not photographed, it was clear that Strawberry Flavor and the man were indistinct, hugging each other.

Qingyun writes long and sour, to the effect that Strawberry Flavor is a villain, a pornographic anchor in the game who spends a lot of money, and meets offline to chat, play, and sleep.He himself spent money on Strawberry Flavor, but because he spent less, he was rejected by Strawberry Flavor.

After watching it, Si Linyuan sighed deeply, no wonder he and Qingyun can form a team. His violent output is worth one thousand, and Qingyun kills one hundred enemies and loses three thousand. They all have the word "thousand", rounded up, they are almost the same type of people up.

Qingyun wrote a bunch of nonsense, except for repeating that he is a scumbag, he can only add the honorary title of "Licking a dog will not die well" on top of his head.

The strawberry flavor is a red rose that Qingyun can't even lick. Buying equipment and fighting for revenge, the strawberry flavor is Fengguowuhen.But Strawberry Flavor coaxes and coaxes Xie Feng, not only acting cute but also buying equipment, who can not say that Xie Feng is really the white moonlight in Dad Berry's heart?

May I ask, who read Island Master Qingyun's post and didn't reply?

What's worse, in the replies, apart from helping Qingyun scold strawberry, and all of them are miserable, there is also a large wave of "Jiaofeng and strawberry are true love", showing the character of strawberry fans.

After reading the post, Si Linyuan thought about it, sent a link to Xiaofeng, and didn't forget to ask him a question.

[A Strawberry]: Wife, you are green.

At meal time that day, Si Linyuan faced Guan Yan's cold face for half an hour.

155.

Ji Yu couldn't find the strawberry flavor, so he looked for Guan Yan in a hurry. As soon as he connected it, he heard the sound of turning off the water tap on the other end of Guan Yan.

Ji Yu's gossip little radar came: "Guanyan, it's six o'clock, have you just finished training?"

Guan Yan said coldly: "You better have something urgent."

Seeing that his attitude was so bad, Ji Yu was afraid that it was not because of what Brother Berry did that made him angry again, so he hurriedly said: "Qingyun posted a post about Brother Berry, and there is a screenshot in it. What should I do if I was picked up by someone with one hand? Guan Yan, you are so close to the water, why did you let others attack first!"

Guan Yan said: "That person is me."

"…………Oh."

After co-authoring for a long time, Guan Yan, you are still attacking the innocent Omega.

Ji Yu added: "But yesterday, Brother Berry was reading a fanfic in the live broadcast room, and then he was hugged."

Guan Yan said: "It's me, do you have an opinion?"

I get it, you couple are playing the whole game.

"Oh, goodbye." Ji Yu hung up with a snap.

156.

Guan Yan, male, about to be 21 years old, first made a speech of "whoever likes you is an idiot" to a dose of poisonous strawberry flavor, and then rejected the marriage proposal of the senior who had a crush on him for many years, and was loved by the person he liked as an Omega, since I scolded me Myself, I am jealous of myself, today I finally made progress like flying, I am jealous of myself.

When it was time for dinner, Si Linyuan sat down in his seat, and Uncle Lin set out dishes that made people's index fingers twitch, including the little tofu he said he wanted to eat.

When Uncle Lin put it down, the little tofu still shook a bit, and it looked very delicious.

Si Linyuan happily picked up the chopsticks, and suddenly realized that the atmosphere at the dinner table was not right.

It turned out that the shaking of the small tofu was not because of its tenderness, but because it sensed a crisis!

He was staring at Little Tofu, Guan Yan was staring at him, and Uncle Lin was staring at Guan Yan.

Si Linyuan picked up a piece of small tofu, put it in the inkstone bowl, took another piece, and stretched it towards Uncle Lin: "Uncle Lin, do you want to eat it?"

Uncle Lin stood aside, Master Linyuan still remembers others while eating, this is no longer a male virtue, but a human virtue worthy of praise.He smiled, "No need."

Si Linyuan was a little embarrassed: "But..."

But the fierce eyes of yours scare me and Xiaodoufu!

Si Linyuan was holding up his chopsticks like this, as if he wanted to feed others, which made Guan Yan very displeased.Guan Yan held Si Linyuan's hand, bit the little tofu lightly, and ate it in front of the stunned Si Linyuan, with picturesque eyes.

"Thank you, senior."

Si Linyuan took back the chopsticks silently, and stared at the chopsticks touched by Guan Yan for a while: "Guan Yan, Uncle Lin is right, why are you becoming less and less masculine, who brought you down?"

Uncle Lin greatly agreed: "Guan Yan, I'm not the only one talking about you, you see Master Linyuan has said that about you, you should learn male virtues to be worthy of being a master."

Guan Yan looked at the guy who just told him that he was green, and was even more displeased.

Still have the nerve to ask who brought him down?Not to mention anything else, who taught him so many dating methods in the afternoon?

Seeing that the two of them were not moving, Si Linyuan looked left and right, thought for a while, just reconciled with Xiaofeng, and then sent him that kind of irrelevant words, Xiaofeng must have lost his temper again, and decided to eat first and then go in to coax others.

Alas, why can't I control myself, I know it's the eldest lady's temper, but I always provoke ridicule.

"Then I'll eat first, and I'll go later..." Si Linyuan said halfway, thinking that Uncle Lin was by his side, and fearing that Uncle Lin would scold them for playing games again, he could only point to the room to Guan Yan.

Guan Yan didn't give any expression, and he knew how Uncle Lin would react without even thinking about it.

Seeing that Uncle Lin gave Guan Yan a look of hatred, he slammed the door and left: "It's a disgrace to Guan Yan to know how to do such a thing all day long!"