Self-cultivation with earthy pheromones [ABO]

Fu You is an all-round housekeeper, one-stop publicity, recruitment and training, can dance and preach, and now even praises others.

The big hats of boasting are one after another, and if you don't take them off, if you really want to be a real mentor, you will immediately spiral up to the sky.

Si Linyuan walked to the center of the room, and in hundreds of pairs of eyes that were thirsty for talent, there were tears running down his face: "I am not worthy to be everyone's moral mentor!"

There was an uproar!

Si Linyuan spoke in a painful voice, taking out the story he had just made up last night, the sadomasochistic love, and narrating the deep true love between him and Guan Yan with fascination.

How does he disregard male virtues and shamelessly climb up to Guan Yan with good appearance, and how he restrains his selfish desires for Guan Yan's self-cultivation, and everything is in line with the models of male virtues, but Guan Yan still treats him indifferently and shows no mercy .

In the story he made up, he and Guan Yan fell in love with each other at first sight, but with the passage of time, this affection gradually disappeared, and they eventually became two lines running in opposite directions.

The more Si Linyuan said, the more emotional he became, and he believed it.

Fu Li came back from the outside and walked ahead, and when he approached the living room, he heard howling inside.

"I really like Guan Yan. I liked him from the first time I met him! I tried all the methods but couldn't win his heart. I have used all the methods in "New Male Virtue in the Universe Age" , He didn’t even look at me! I know it’s my fault, that I’m not good enough, that my cultivation of male virtue is not in place, that my virtue is not worthy, so please allow me to resign as a male moral tutor and let Fu You Take charge!"

As soon as Fu Li entered, a large banner of "The Fifth All-round Training of Men's Virtue Training Class" was hung on the living room, with yellow characters on a red background, which was very conspicuous.

Fu You, the younger brother who never pretended to him, looked at Nori Mei with adoring and moved eyes with shining eyes, two lines of hot tears poured down, and she was moved to tears.

Fu You looked up at the seaweed eyebrows, and said affectionately in a reciting voice: "Master Linyuan's merits are immeasurable, he is as modest as he is, and he always only looks for problems from himself, he is a model for me to learn from!"

Si Linyuan said modestly: "Where is it, I really don't understand men's virtues, and you are over-reputing. Guan Yan's heart is irreversible. My heart is dead, and I have made up my mind to go. You don't need to keep it!"

Fu Li's eyes darkened.

Is this his younger brother who failed Chinese?Where did you get so many words?

He could only work on the leader of the pyramid scheme, and said to Si Linyuan, "Well, Hai Mo, Guan Yan is behind."

Si Linyuan was deep into the play, his eyes were red, he didn't come back to his senses: "Ah?" What seaweed?

The entire house of the Fu family was immersed in an atmosphere of mourning. If Fu Li hadn't seen it clearly, he would have thought that he had passed away and was holding a memorial service, deeply mourning the passing of Mr. Fu Li.

Fu Li repeated: "Guanyan is behind."

Si Linyuan opened his red eyes, and looked towards the door with all the members of the men's virtue training class.

The black and straight military uniform took advantage of the person's figure to become more slender. The young man brushed off the falling snow on his shoulders, and when he raised his head slightly, his face was stern, revealing a delicate and three-dimensional face, even the lights in the room were slightly dimmed.

Si Linyuan was wearing a red and green padded jacket and cropped trousers. Looking at Guan Yan who appeared like a god, he twisted his old man's slippers awkwardly.

There was no warmth in Guan Yan's eyes, and Si Linyuan exclaimed in his heart that it's good that he can definitely get away from this dangerous organization by taking this opportunity, so he returned a sad look: "Guan Yan, what are you doing here?"

After speaking, she shed hot tears.

Guan Yan was not affected by him, raised his hand, and indifferently held a plastic red plastic bag flat in front of him.

The military uniform is very suitable for viewing inkstones. After entering the door, he overwhelms everyone. The plastic tape on his hand does not match him at all. It seems to be a plastic bag used for stalls near the vegetable market.

Si Linyuan didn't know whether to pick it up or not: "Is it for me?"

After being taught by Strawberry Flavor, Guan Yan kept a cold face, but his tone was still sincere: "Senior, I did something wrong two days ago, please forgive me."

Si Linyuan took the plastic bag silently, holding the cheap torn bag in both hands, watching the seaweed brow pitifully, and said: "Next week, the family dinner, seniors, please prepare it."

Although Guan Yan's soft voice sounded familiar, Si Linyuan was startled by Guan Yan's sudden tenderness.

Seaweed eyebrows trembled uncontrollably, and Si Linyuan watched the relieved Guan Yan leave.

Before he came back to his senses, the Fu family let out deafening cheers: "Master is really strong! Master has planned it long ago!"

Si Linyuan: "Huh?"

Fu You jumped for joy, pulled the red cloth on her face and waved it crazily in the living room: "See, this is a miracle of male virtue! Even the Guan inkstone can be recovered, who else can't take it! Guan..."

Fu Li covered Fu You's mouth: "What are you talking about, don't you die?"

Guan Yan has not gone far, so loudly shouting to take down Guan Yan, Guan Yan will kill you directly!

Fu Li ruthlessly kidnapped the outstanding male moral students who were expected by everyone. The crowd in the training class was furious. Many male Dur class students condemned Fu Li: "How can you call it nonsense! You don't understand anything!"

Fu Li was so angry that he jumped, this is his house!A group of people are making a fuss, what are they doing!

After finishing speaking, everyone pushed Fu Li away to shake Si Linyuan's hand, and said, "Master, you have to give us more advice in the future, don't scare us on purpose! I know this is the master, so let's wait for my partner Come to admit your mistake!"

Si Linyuan was shaken up and down by the handshake, very dazed: "No, it's not... I don't have one..."

Why are you talking nonsense again?

Fu You was grateful, and took Si Linyuan's hand, "You don't have to be modest, I will never question the master again, if you tell me to go east, I will go east, and if I go west, I will go west!"

Fu You's palm was hot, as hot as his fiery heart, which scalded Si Linyuan's young heart.

Si Linyuan thought indifferently: Then I let you disband the male Durban, do you agree?

Who the hell is this? They formed a group to harm him.

Guan Yan, you don't apologize sooner or later, what's the matter with apologizing at this juncture?Did you come here to harm me on purpose?

Si Linyuan could only withdraw his hand from Fu You in frustration, "Don't be so enthusiastic, it's not manly."

Fu You looked up again: "Master is right!"

Damn, what kind of stupid batch.

80.

After returning home, Guan Yan seriously thought that the arrangements for the strawberry flavor were all done, and bought a New Year’s gift for the 24-year-old senior Si Linyuan who loves earth flavor as an apology.

Be kinda happy with yourself.

Si Linyuan returned home, looked at the festive red plastic bags in the hypermarket, and couldn't wait to unwrap the first gift Guan Yan gave him——

Brand-new and bright red long johns, warm and thick red underwear, self-heating red suede socks, and a copycat Wangwang portrait on them.

So fucking dirty.

Si Linyuan yelled: "Guan Yan Da Tu B!"