Self-cultivation with earthy pheromones [ABO]

The white bear orcs chased other players indiscriminately. Si Linyuan hid behind the mocking wind and shot coldly. Hearing the scolding on the channel, he sighed softly: "What do you mean by strawberry flavor with mocking wind? It sounds like I'm spoiling you, obviously It's your idea."

Xiaofeng felt that the people behind him were very close, and after shooting two shots, he wanted to comfort Strawberry Flavor, then turned his head and saw the guy with a smirk on his face.

Xiao Feng retracted his gaze, "Anyway, you don't care."

Si Linyuan's voice was as wronged as he wanted, and he almost cried: "My pure reputation has been ruined by you, who will like me in the future? You will be responsible."

He said this just to tease Xiaofeng, but he heard Xiaofeng say: "Who else do you want to like?"

Si Linyuan's radar exploded.

Fuck, the tone is extremely bad, as if he wants to solve the evil of his scourge game for Tian Xingdao.

Si Linyuan hurriedly said: "You, you, I also want the strongest mocking wind god in the whole server to like me."

"Oh."

After Xiaofeng said this, he didn't say anything for a long time, and focused on beating the bear.

Si Linyuan scolded a few words for being cruel and ruthless, and then heard the mocking wind say: "That's okay, I like impure ones."

When he said this, the corners of Xiaofeng's lips curled up, with a rare tenderness, like ice melting into water, with a little warmth mixed with his usual proud expression.

Si Linyuan was slightly taken aback, this person was both gentle and strong to him, what kind of person is he in reality, he said: "Xiaofeng, then you have quite a strong taste."

This man is talking weirdly again.

"Each each other."

Si Linyuan didn't accept it, and immediately retorted: "I just like innocent people who don't understand anything, who are obedient and sensible, who speak nicely and can act like a baby, who are fair and beautiful and have long legs, preferably younger than me—Lianlian like that the best."

"How beautiful is it?"

Si Linyuan thought about it carefully, and nodded to himself: "It's pure school beauty."

Xiao Feng fought silently for a while, and then took a personal attack on the first love of the universe: "He has short legs, and he is a cute type."

Si Linyuan slowly raised a question mark: "Honey, are you and Lianlian really young?"

Xiao Feng retracted his gun and pulled him up, "Slash with a knife, I'll attract his attention."

According to Xiaofeng's original arrangement, they only need to use long-distance output to grind away the blood of the repeat offender. Why did he suddenly want to fight? Si Linyuan was afraid that there would be fraud, so he didn't move: "It's safe to hide here now. "

Xiaofeng said: "You like to hack, your game experience will be better with a knife, and I will cover you."

Holding the knife in his arms, Si Linyuan groaned in a daze, feeling a little warm in his heart, and said angrily, "Who do you think likes to hack!"

The mocking wind pinched the top of his head, "Go."

After talking about finding a good location, I didn't care about his nonsense.

Si Linyuan was very obedient when he got the advantage, he jumped down with the red gold machete, and slashed in front of the orcs, heartily.

The orc's blood was particularly thick, and Si Linyuan's successive attacks landed on his body, and the sound effect was particularly touching.Si Linyuan buried his head in the fight, guessing that the orc was about to amplify his move, so he didn't give up and was greedy for another damage.

The orc stood up straight, Si Linyuan knew he was going to be beaten, so he went all out to chop a few more times.

The moment the orc stood up straight, Si Linyuan defended himself to be beaten, but Xiaofeng sniped behind him at high speed, cutting off the orc's skills.

Si Linyuan activated his skills, jumped up, held the handle of the knife with both hands, spun and fell from top to bottom, and landed in an extremely coquettish posture, the orc fell down suddenly.

Si Linyuan stabbed the ground with a knife, stood up and whistled in the direction of the mocking wind: "Our family's mocking wind is still strong, I am the strongest sniper, and my skills alone can please me."

What kind of trash talk is this? Before the ridicule broke out, someone on the map channel scolded him: "Strawberry flavor! You are shameless! Flirting with other people's lives! I will kill you within three days!"

Xiaofeng ignored the ambiguity in his words and asked, "What about you? How can you please me?"

Si Linyuan completely ignored everyone's insults, and slowly approached Xiaofeng, "As for me, I can only please you with my beauty."

Xiao Feng looked Strawberry Flavor up and down, and when he spoke, this person half-closed his eyes, charming and seductive, and he didn't know what kind of enchanting person he was.

Xiao Feng looked away, "Are you attractive?"

Si Linyuan was hit again, and put on Xiaofeng's shoulder: "If you say you don't have it, then you don't have it, then I can only use my mouth to please you."

Hearing the rumors, he took a quick look at him, avoided his hand, and stared at him, the calmness just now was gone: "Strawberry Flavor, you are live broadcasting! Don't say this in public!"

Fuck, this little prank is so much fun.

Si Linyuan slowly raised a smile: "I mean, I can only make you happy by saying nice things with my mouth."

The mocking wind's eyes became even more annoyed, and Si Linyuan was overjoyed, "What do you think I'm going to say? What does it have to do with the live broadcast? Why don't you let me say it? Can't this be said in public?"

Before the mocking wind threatened him, he pulled the mocking wind and ran to the treasure chest, "Let's see what the rewards are!"

Xie Feng was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, staring at him, Si Linyuan had a serious face, holding back his stomachache from laughing.

Xiao Zhengzheng probably wanted to scold him, but when he interrupted him, he had nowhere to vent his anger, it was so funny.

If he laughed out loud in front of the mocking wind, he would definitely be hunted down for several streets.Si Linyuan suppressed a smile, opened the treasure chest, and was stunned.

Xiaofeng was still annoyed, but he still asked when he stopped moving, "What's wrong?"

Si Linyuan took out a bunch of fluffy things from the treasure chest, and asked blankly, "Does our game have a pet system?"

Xiao Feng looked down from Strawberry Flavor's sluggish expression, the little white bear that fell into his arms, "No way..."

[World News: Players Strawberry Flavor and Xiaofeng succeeded in snatching the eighth-level transport "International Felon", with a crime value of +45, and got the pet "White Bear". ]

The crime value rose, and the names of the two turned red. Si Linyuan was secretly happy, and made Xiaofeng a villain who was wanted by all servers.

Si Linyuan raised the hairy little bear in his hand, the little bear licked him, and said, "I knew there was something in the last update! I thought it was a bug fix!"

After speaking, he immersed himself in sucking the bear, and the touch felt very real. After he sucked it, he would be hugged by Xiaofeng, but if Xiaofeng refused, he could only hug himself.

The system pops up a message.

[Message: Please enter a pet name. ]

Xiao Feng stared at Strawberry Flavor, and Strawberry Flavor raised his head to look at him: "Why don't you call him 'son'."

When Strawberry Flavor looked up and smiled, there was always a bit of malice in the corners of her eyes, but at this moment she was extremely warm, and she actually had a bit of paternal brilliance.

Xiaofeng calmly took a panoramic view of Strawberry Flavor's expression.

"why?"

Strawberry Flavor showed a smirk again: "Because, then everyone will be my wife."

On that day, everyone remembers that the broom star Strawberry Flavor, who had ravaged the whole server, was chased by the evil god Xiaofeng for seven maps.