Self-cultivation with earthy pheromones [ABO]

60.

The Omega that Guan Yan misses so much, the wild citrus flavor that he has been secretly in love with for many years, is the strawberry flavor that he has hunted down, bullied and ridiculed!

The news came too fast, even though the mute function was turned off, Ji Yu still couldn't find his own voice: "Ah..."

Strawberry Flavor heard his abnormality and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ji Yu still stared at Guan Yan, and hurriedly explained when asked: "No, I'm just too surprised. How could Brother Berry be chased by Alpha?"

The smell of strawberries does not come from one place, manipulating the characters to destroy all the way on the sandy plain in an extremely immoral way, cutting out the corpses of wild monsters all the way: "I don't know! You don't believe me if you tell me, this crazy tmd even chases me with a machine armor! "

Ji Yu stared at Guan Yan, hearing strawberry-flavored insults.

"I'm really pissed off. I just took the inhibitor last two weeks, and I'm in heat today. I went to complain, and the businessman insisted that I must be with Alpha!"

Ji Yu: Actually, I doubt it too...

"It's so fucking wicked, Mrs. Xianglin wants to donate to him after hearing this!"

Fu Li: You are not virtuous, you are not virtuous, deceiving money, deceiving sex and deceiving strategic deployment.

"This is the fastest run I've ever done in my life. Who the hell, haven't you seen an Omega? I'm exhausted from running, and now my arms and thighs are still hurting. Those who don't know think that I was really screwed by that perverted Alpha. My legs are so weak that I can't get up!"

Ji Yu alerted:! ! !

Oh, oh, oh, I forgot what the virtue of strawberry taste is, and I must beat him to death with one mouth open!

But before Ji Yu could stop him, Strawberry Flavor insulted Guan Yan.

"I just went to the school security office to check, but I can't find it! I'm so mad. What a big man is so awesome. If he has the ability, what kind of Omega do he want? If he really has the ability, let alone Omega, Alpha is willing to spread his legs in front of him. What a flirting marathon!"

Ji Yu covered his face in despair.

"Believe it or not, that Alpha wanted to mark me. If I was caught by him, he would definitely push me to the ground and fill my genital cavity eight times a dozen times!"

The obscenities and unsavory words were thrown on their heads overwhelmingly, Ji Yu's face turned red, and his ears were immediately blocked by Fu Li.

Ji Yu looked at the sky silently, not daring to look at the inkstone again.

Ah, I believe, I believe.

There is an Alpha plotting against you, but have you thought about it in too much detail?

You also cut off the part where you attacked and held me hostage.

Because Fu Li blocked his ears, he failed to respond to Strawberry Flavor in time. Strawberry Flavor thought it was bragging, so he got angry again: "I mean it! I'm not kidding! That Alpha's posture is to kill me That kind of pervert who can't get out of bed and has several children before letting go! Don't think I'm lying!"

Ji Yu squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "Berry, I don't believe you, I'm just too surprised..."

He was so fucking scared, Guan Yan, the evil ghost, heard such a accusation of slander, digging three feet to find Strawberry Flavor and teach him how to behave.

Being bombarded by Strawberry Flavor's series of dirty jokes, even the four words "teach him to be a man" in his mind became obscene.

Ji Yu thought this was the end of it, but Strawberry Flavor didn't like scolding enough, so he said a few cruel words that were useless: "The next time I meet this pervert, I must play him to death! I like it!" Mark me, I shake him till he cries!"

Ji Yu didn't want to know what it meant to make him cry, so he quickly stopped: "Brother Berry, don't be angry, don't be angry, no matter how angry you are, you can't kill a hundred enemies and lose ten thousand!"

Strawberry Flavor thought about it carefully, "Damn it, that's true, it's cheap and perverted. Brother's waist strength is not a joke. If you are a natural male dog waist, you can absorb soil when you are 1."

Ji Yu almost jumped up!

Don't mention the word "dead pervert" anymore, Berry!

I really don't know what that sentence means!

"Anyway, anyway, as long as you're fine! You have a good rest!"

After Ji Yu said this, he felt so miserable and wronged. He was kidnapped by Strawberry Flavor, and he was given a big meal. He couldn't say anything, but he still had to coax his captors, woo woo.

"Well, Lian Lian cares about me so much, I won't get tired." The strawberry-flavored voice was soft and tender, and in a trance, I thought it wasn't him who made the loud noise just now.

A male voice yelled, "Come out for dinner," and Strawberryflavor said, "We'll talk later, I'll eat first."

Ji Yu thought that this person was getting married soon, thought it was his partner, and disconnected with an oh sound.

After quieting down, Ji Yu instantly sensed something was wrong.

Finished!

Guan Yan is right behind them!

In the strawberry-flavored insults, Guan Yan has tagged the wife's strawberry-flavored dozens of times in various gestures, what's wrong with this?

61.

Even if they are as close as Ji Yu and Fu Li, they dare not speak nonsense in front of Guan Yan easily.

The reason is very simple. When they were young, the two of them accidentally teamed up and laughed at Guan Yan. As a result, they were forced to follow the army through the monster-filled no-man's land that summer vacation, and they even called it a "summer camp".

When I went there, I didn't know that I had offended Guan Yan, but I just thought Guan Yan was really kind, and I took them on a tour and made a route.

Hey, I'm really happy, but I haven't heard of any summer camp that needs to sign a high-risk behavior notice?

Of course, he is as natural as Ji Yu, and as dull as Fu Li. Naturally, he didn't understand why he was arrested and sent to the summer camp at the first time. It was not until he was exhausted, his face was yellow and thin, and his parents didn't recognize him when he returned home. Guan Yan was at the end of the summer camp. Ask them one night: "Do you remember what you said three months ago?"

ah?Ji Yu loves to chatter, and Fu Li also has no sense in his mouth. Who knows what he talks about every day?

Ji Yu realized that the situation was wrong, and took the lead in confessing: "I don't really remember, even if we made a mistake, it wasn't on purpose!"

For the next hour, Fu Li and Ji Yu had a brainstorm and quickly recalled when Guan Yan was offended.

Guan Yan has always been moody and angry, especially after the accident, there is no change at all, the only thing that might offend him seems to be——

Ji Yu asked weakly: "Is it because we said that you have a crush on Omega whose name you don't even know, and no one else knows you, so the two of you must have failed, maybe he is already married to someone? We didn't mean it Yes, sorry."

Fu Li didn't see Guan Yan's expression, but felt aggrieved, and pinched Ji Yu's face: "You are stupid, aren't we right? Guan Yan said that Omega is a big brother older than him, and he doesn't want to marry Are you waiting to marry him? I don’t know Guan Yan! Guan Yan is joking, are you stupid too?”

Ji Yu silently looked at Guan Yan's icy face: Big Lizi, he doesn't seem to be joking.

Under the starry sky that night, Ji Yu hugged fried noodles, squatted on the stand, watched Fu Li being chased by hounds, and realized the survival rules of Guanjia.

With skin as white as snow, the embryo of a beauty who can already see her stunning appearance in the future, stood in front of the two of them who were as tired as dogs, proudly and firmly: "Don't make such jokes again, that's the person I want to marry. "

14-year-old Ji Yu:? ? ?

14-year-old Fu Li:? ? ?

Yes, because of the joke we made three months ago, you planned a three-month military training program and summer camp activities.

First, he calmly persuaded the parents of the two families, and then he coerced and lured them into agreeing, in order to torment them with a month of hell-style training!

Guan Yan, please be yourself!

Since then, no one dared to talk nonsense in front of Guan Yan. Those who had heard of the tragedy were all honest and well-behaved like chickens.