Husband, put on your skirt first!

"What's the matter?" Seeing that something was wrong with Duan Heng, Chu Yu asked worriedly.

Duan Heng pointed to the stinky and shameless ghost king and said, "I was scared by him when I was young, and I was only nine years old at that time."

Chu Yu gasped, then glared fiercely at the ghost king.

The ghost king lowered his hands, and the blow behind him was so fierce, but he was indifferent, only immersed in the joy of the moment. "Oh, don't want Jiang Zi, we have known each other for a long time, without me, how could there be Daoist Duan now?"

The little fat man didn't seem to be worried about the battlefield at Mo Wenwen's side at all. He raised his legs and watched the play leisurely, while nibbling on the watermelon handed over by the village chief.

"Bah." Duan Heng is going to break through his own image today, he doesn't hate this ghost, but he hates it very much! "I'll just ask you one thing, who ordered you to scare me back then."

"What did you say, little brother? People still follow you because they don't see you are handsome. How can anyone instigate them. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. After so many years, little brother, you still remember me. Moreover, little brother is more beautiful than I was back then. Also handsome yo.

Oops, plus this ancient costume, could it be that it was carefully prepared for me.But I am a ghost from the Tang Dynasty, little brother, you look like you are wearing clothes from the Song Dynasty! "

The ghost king put his hands on his hips and said to Duan Heng solemnly.

Before Duan Heng could speak, he heard a roll, and then Chu Yu blocked Duan Heng behind him, and looked at the ghost king viciously, "I warn you, don't pester him again, including talking to him!"

"Hey, what kind of fairy are you, why do you look familiar."

"You look familiar, I'm your grandfather!"

The ghost king blinked his eyes angrily, and pretended to be wronged when he was angry, "Good grandson, talk to grandpa well, what kind of attitude is this!"

The little fat man couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly reminded Chu Yu, "Don't talk to him, he will get more involved."

Chu Yu didn't seem to hear it, and said fiercely, "You, a dead person, can't even be counted as a grandson!"

In terms of quarrels, there is no one who is more severe than Chu Yu, but today it seems that he has encountered a hard problem.

"You know I'm dead and you're not afraid of me? I'm the thousand-year-old ghost king!" The ghost king pointed to his face with his thumb as he spoke. He didn't look like ancient people at all. He had already learned the gestures and language of modern people.

"I'm afraid you're a jerk." Chu Yu was obviously angry at him for molesting Duan Heng just now, and only Duan Heng understood this, other people couldn't see it.

After yelling, Chu Yu picked up the cup on the table and threw it at the ghost king.

The ghost king looked at the thrown cup, his eyes panicked, which formed a perfect contrast with the arrogance just now.He just looked at the cup like this, he is a ghost, the cup can pass through his body directly, it can't hurt him at all.

But he dodged sideways, and the edge of the porcelain cup brushed past his cheek...

With a squeak, the edge of the cup scratched the ghost king's face, and wisps of golden smoke emitted from the scar...

Not to mention other people, even Chu Yu himself paused.Fortunately, he reacted quickly, immediately raised his chin arrogantly, and looked at the ghost king more confidently.

The ghost king came back to his senses, his big watery eyes had now become hollow and lifeless.He clasped his hands in front of his chest, looked up at the sky, and muttered to himself, "The Dharma is boundless, Amitabha, I do not intend to offend, please forgive me by the gods."

When everyone was amazed, the ghost dynasty rushed towards Chu Yu suddenly, his body was solid, and after rushing over, he hugged Chu Yu's thigh.

Chu Yu was so frightened that he kicked his feet quickly, and kept shrinking back, but how could he shake off that ghost.Duan Heng's jaw almost dropped in shock, what's going on with these two guys?

When everyone was surprised, the ghost king suddenly looked at Chu Yu with tears in his eyes, "Daxian, I want to hug your thigh!"

"Hold your sister, fuck me!" Chu Yu was still kicking his legs, and a layer of goosebumps had already formed on his neck.

Duan Heng could have shot to stop the ghost king. Although he would definitely not be able to defeat the ghost king, he could still bounce him away.But seeing the ghost king's crazy performance, he suddenly wanted to watch the fun, so he could only cover his forehead and laugh...

One thing falls one thing, and this dead pig finally meets someone who is even more shameless than him.

The King of Ghosts was in tears, still hugged Chu Yu's thigh tightly, and shouted hoarsely, "I can go, but please allow me to touch my idol, idol! I saw you in hell 300 years ago , It’s just that you are reincarnated now, and your attire is a bit different from the original one, ah, I almost didn’t recognize you, you have a lot of immortals, don’t blame me!”

"I'm pooh!" Chu Yu poohed on the top of his head, his shoulders were shaking with anger, "You mistook the person, even if you didn't misunderstand, it was the previous life or the previous life, maybe even me in the previous life, you Why are you pestering me now! You pervert, you must have taken a fancy to me!"

The ghost king's face was kicked several times by Chu Yu's other foot, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but he still hugged him tightly and did not let go. O beauty!

The little one knows how beautiful you were when you were in the underworld, all the underworlds are afraid of you, even the Lord of the Underworld is afraid of you, woooooo, I will help the little one go to the underworld with a few words of good words in the future, little one After practicing for many years, I only want to be an official in the underworld! "

Duan Heng was stunned for a while, what, the little fox had a good time in the underworld?Even Lord Hades is afraid of him?Silently heaved a sigh of relief, and finally learned that the little fox did not suffer in the underworld.

Chu Yu was very puzzled, "If you don't get out of here, I'll tear your body apart!"

"I let go, I let go, you must promise me, Daxian!" The ghost king stood up, looked behind suddenly, and pointed at the nine-tailed red fox. Howling ghosts and howling wolves, making ear-piercing screams.

The fox demon was indeed not Mo Wenwen's opponent. When Ranzi controlled the fox demon and fought Mo Wenwen, he controlled the range well and did not hurt the people next to him.When the fox lost control and wanted to divert its target to attack the villagers, the ghost king knocked it down one step faster.

The strength of the Millennium Ghost King really shouldn't be underestimated, he knocked down the fox demon with just one finger.But he was injured by Chu Yu with a cup, no wonder he started to get scared when Chu Yu threw the cup at him.

After beating the fox demon, he turned his head again and looked at the little fat man, "By the way, Tong Tong, my TV is broken, burn me a 65-inch ultra-high-definition ultra-thin one."

I'll go, this bastard is still watching TV!The requirements are still so high!But the little fat man named Tong Tong obviously liked the ghost king very much, so he nodded quickly.

The ghost king came back to Mo Wenwen, who gave him a cold look and didn't say much.Ranko on the opposite side pulled out the shikigami again, and before the shikigami could summon the talisman paper, the ghost king waved it on fire.

Ranzi could only let go, spitting out a mouthful of blood due to backlash.

Mo Wenwen fanned the wind leisurely, stepped on high heels, and walked towards her gracefully, his tone was obviously much gentler than before, "Little sister, you lost. When I competed with you just now, you can do it freely." , but you didn’t, are you taking the safety of the villagers into consideration?”