Husband, put on your skirt first!
Chapter 48 Burning Dragon Whip
When Duan Heng returned home, he still couldn't forget what happened last night. Thinking of what happened last night, he was a little angry and a little depressed, but he missed that subtle feeling more.
While tossing and turning on the bed, the phone rang suddenly, showing that the piggy head was calling.
What kind of little pig's head is it? It's obviously a stinky fox.Duan Heng connected the phone, turned on the speakerphone, and asked lazily, "What are you doing?"
The person on the other side of the phone was silent for five seconds before he said aggrievedly, "What's wrong with you, little Taoist, why are you so indifferent to me all of a sudden."
Duan Heng is indifferent to everyone, but Chu Yu did a lot for him some time ago, so he took the initiative to take care of others.But Duan Heng didn't make any excuses, and directly responded indifferently, "Speak up if you have anything to say."
"Everyone is from the south, so it's better to be more tactful. Little Taoist, you use a southern accent and a northern tone, it's very awkward."
Duan Heng was confused by him, the corners of his lips twitched inadvertently, and his tone softened a little, "If you have anything to say, hurry up, I'm going to take a nap."
"Oh. I will send you the magic tools you gave me in the afternoon. There is a gourd, a gossip mirror, and a few talismans."
"It's all for you, don't give it back."
Chu Yu's tone suddenly became disappointed, "But I want to find an excuse to go to your place, and I want to say goodbye to you."
goodbye?
Duan Heng sat up from the bed and asked righteously, "Where are you going?"
"Going to an ancient village, I still have more than a month of vacation, I can go to play for half a month, and I can come back to celebrate my birthday."
I always feel that Chu Yu's last sentence is the key, so I deliberately told Duan Heng that his birthday is coming soon.Duan Heng knew about his birthday a long time ago and didn't care about it. It's just that there are many customs in the ancient village, and there are even many feudal ceremonies. Duan Heng was a little worried.
"Who are you going with?"
"Friend, don't worry, I won't go by myself."
"Who's worried about you?" Duan Heng crossed his legs, with a scheming look, intending to find out who the boy was yesterday. "Which friend will I go with, do I know one?"
"I don't know him, he's the cousin of Police Officer Tao's fiancé."
Duan Heng was thoughtful, "You were with him yesterday?"
"How do you know, little Taoist priest, you really know how to tell fortunes."
"I'll fuck you, I don't count fortunes. Fortune-telling is a matter of spying on the sky, and I don't want to do it." Duan Heng was a little angry when he thought of what the boy said yesterday, "What do you have to do with him?"
"Ordinary friends."
Chu Yu's words are always so cute, and his voice is slightly magnetic, which makes people's hearts itch.
"Let me tell you the truth, I saw you when I went shopping yesterday, and I heard him say that you are his boyfriend." Speaking of this, he suddenly raised his voice, "I have no other meaning, I am just worried about you I am a person with a partner, and I stay with you for fear of being misunderstood by your other half."
The latter sentence made his heart ache.
Chu Yu was silent for ten seconds before muttering, "What's the matter with this kid? Little Taoist priest, you heard me right."
"Absolutely not."
"But he and I are just ordinary friends. Although I, although I don't like women, I don't like him either."
Duan Heng raised the corners of his lips by chance, and thought to himself, it's fine if he doesn't like it.Alright, you stinky fox will be mine from now on!I don't want your spiritual power, and I don't want you to obey me. I just want to press you down and kiss you forcefully, over and over again, hum!
Thinking of this, I felt much more comfortable.
"When are you leaving?"
"Hey, the day after tomorrow."
"Let him fly, I'll go with you."
Chu Yu was silent again, and his silence was longer each time, this time for 15 seconds. "Little Taoist priest, I don't know what kind of emotion you have when you say this. But you can't break the appointment casually. If you want to come, you can only come with the three of us, and you can't let someone else fly!"
He knew Chu Yu, he was a very kind boy.This time it was Duan Heng's turn to think, but soon he thought, "OK."
Accompanied by Chu Yu's giggling laughter, Duan Heng also smiled and hung up the phone.Now I can't sleep at all, my blood is boiling!
After holding his chin and thinking for half an hour, he called Master.After the bell rang for 30 seconds, the master only connected, as if the breath was a little hasty.
"You child, what are you doing for the teacher for the harassment at noon, and you didn't say anything just now when you had something to say."
Duan Heng was not as anxious when dealing with Master as he was when he was dealing with Chu Yu, but was very calm, "Master, I face the computer every day, and I am afraid of being disturbed by the magnetic field. In order to practice Taoism well and for the peace of the world, I feel..."
"Okay, okay, if you don't let you resign, I will be bored to death, right? Come back tomorrow to go through the formalities, and get out immediately."
Resigned so easily?Doesn't Master need to discuss it with the finance and the boss?Anyway, Master can handle it well in the later stage.
"Ok."
After hanging up the phone, Duan Heng lay back on the bed, and he didn't have to worry about work in the future.All you need is to practice hard, catch ghosts well, and tease that little fox again!
The master agreed so simply because he was about to practice the Five Elements Taoism. He was facing the computer and mobile phone every day, which really had a great impact.
I went back to the company on Monday to go through the resignation procedures, and I spent a day explaining the funeral.After returning home in the afternoon, he packed up his things. He didn't ask Chu Yu about the specific situation of the ancient village. It was the same wherever he went.In that kind of place, ghosts are likely to be encountered, so Duan Heng brought a few extra stacks of talismans.
It is relatively easy for boys to go out, and it is summer now, Duan Heng only needs to bring a suitcase and a small backpack for usual use.
It was sent out at eight o'clock in the evening, and went directly to Chu Yu's house, so that someone in the province would pester Chu Yu all night.That kid Chu Yu has poor self-control, he will be hooked if there is a little temptation, Duan Heng thought that he must stare at him all the time!
When he came to the door of his house, he rang the doorbell several times before the door opened.When the door opened a crack, a face with light makeup squeezed out, it was undoubtedly Chu Yu.At this time, he didn't wear a wig, only ordinary pajamas, except for a light makeup on his face.
"Little Taoist, it's you. I'm groping for makeup so that I can act next time." He opened the door when he saw it was Duan Heng, and when he saw the luggage behind Duan Heng, he said in surprise, "Ouch, little Taoist." Are you going to stay with me tonight?"
Duan Heng watched him move his luggage in, and hummed calmly. "Well, there is no one else in your family."
"My dad is at home, but it's okay, he won't interfere with me." After Chu Yu finished speaking, he went into the bathroom by himself.
Duan Heng didn't see Papa Chu in the hall, at least, so as not to misunderstand them like last time.After waiting for 5 minutes, Chu Yu came out of the bathroom. The makeup on his face had been washed clean, and he returned to a fresh look.
"Little Taoist priest, my dad is very happy to hear that you are going with me."
Duan Heng looked at him expressionlessly, "What's the situation in that ancient village?"
"It's a martial arts village, almost all of them have the surname Gu, so it's called Gu Village. The masters there will definitely open your eyes. You can compete with the masters, or you can learn a few tricks quietly, hehe."
It sounds good, it just so happened that Duan Heng brought the Fenlong Whip with him, so he could practice whipping techniques there, and maybe even receive expert advice.
It's just that they didn't expect that after this trip, they almost couldn't come back.
While tossing and turning on the bed, the phone rang suddenly, showing that the piggy head was calling.
What kind of little pig's head is it? It's obviously a stinky fox.Duan Heng connected the phone, turned on the speakerphone, and asked lazily, "What are you doing?"
The person on the other side of the phone was silent for five seconds before he said aggrievedly, "What's wrong with you, little Taoist, why are you so indifferent to me all of a sudden."
Duan Heng is indifferent to everyone, but Chu Yu did a lot for him some time ago, so he took the initiative to take care of others.But Duan Heng didn't make any excuses, and directly responded indifferently, "Speak up if you have anything to say."
"Everyone is from the south, so it's better to be more tactful. Little Taoist, you use a southern accent and a northern tone, it's very awkward."
Duan Heng was confused by him, the corners of his lips twitched inadvertently, and his tone softened a little, "If you have anything to say, hurry up, I'm going to take a nap."
"Oh. I will send you the magic tools you gave me in the afternoon. There is a gourd, a gossip mirror, and a few talismans."
"It's all for you, don't give it back."
Chu Yu's tone suddenly became disappointed, "But I want to find an excuse to go to your place, and I want to say goodbye to you."
goodbye?
Duan Heng sat up from the bed and asked righteously, "Where are you going?"
"Going to an ancient village, I still have more than a month of vacation, I can go to play for half a month, and I can come back to celebrate my birthday."
I always feel that Chu Yu's last sentence is the key, so I deliberately told Duan Heng that his birthday is coming soon.Duan Heng knew about his birthday a long time ago and didn't care about it. It's just that there are many customs in the ancient village, and there are even many feudal ceremonies. Duan Heng was a little worried.
"Who are you going with?"
"Friend, don't worry, I won't go by myself."
"Who's worried about you?" Duan Heng crossed his legs, with a scheming look, intending to find out who the boy was yesterday. "Which friend will I go with, do I know one?"
"I don't know him, he's the cousin of Police Officer Tao's fiancé."
Duan Heng was thoughtful, "You were with him yesterday?"
"How do you know, little Taoist priest, you really know how to tell fortunes."
"I'll fuck you, I don't count fortunes. Fortune-telling is a matter of spying on the sky, and I don't want to do it." Duan Heng was a little angry when he thought of what the boy said yesterday, "What do you have to do with him?"
"Ordinary friends."
Chu Yu's words are always so cute, and his voice is slightly magnetic, which makes people's hearts itch.
"Let me tell you the truth, I saw you when I went shopping yesterday, and I heard him say that you are his boyfriend." Speaking of this, he suddenly raised his voice, "I have no other meaning, I am just worried about you I am a person with a partner, and I stay with you for fear of being misunderstood by your other half."
The latter sentence made his heart ache.
Chu Yu was silent for ten seconds before muttering, "What's the matter with this kid? Little Taoist priest, you heard me right."
"Absolutely not."
"But he and I are just ordinary friends. Although I, although I don't like women, I don't like him either."
Duan Heng raised the corners of his lips by chance, and thought to himself, it's fine if he doesn't like it.Alright, you stinky fox will be mine from now on!I don't want your spiritual power, and I don't want you to obey me. I just want to press you down and kiss you forcefully, over and over again, hum!
Thinking of this, I felt much more comfortable.
"When are you leaving?"
"Hey, the day after tomorrow."
"Let him fly, I'll go with you."
Chu Yu was silent again, and his silence was longer each time, this time for 15 seconds. "Little Taoist priest, I don't know what kind of emotion you have when you say this. But you can't break the appointment casually. If you want to come, you can only come with the three of us, and you can't let someone else fly!"
He knew Chu Yu, he was a very kind boy.This time it was Duan Heng's turn to think, but soon he thought, "OK."
Accompanied by Chu Yu's giggling laughter, Duan Heng also smiled and hung up the phone.Now I can't sleep at all, my blood is boiling!
After holding his chin and thinking for half an hour, he called Master.After the bell rang for 30 seconds, the master only connected, as if the breath was a little hasty.
"You child, what are you doing for the teacher for the harassment at noon, and you didn't say anything just now when you had something to say."
Duan Heng was not as anxious when dealing with Master as he was when he was dealing with Chu Yu, but was very calm, "Master, I face the computer every day, and I am afraid of being disturbed by the magnetic field. In order to practice Taoism well and for the peace of the world, I feel..."
"Okay, okay, if you don't let you resign, I will be bored to death, right? Come back tomorrow to go through the formalities, and get out immediately."
Resigned so easily?Doesn't Master need to discuss it with the finance and the boss?Anyway, Master can handle it well in the later stage.
"Ok."
After hanging up the phone, Duan Heng lay back on the bed, and he didn't have to worry about work in the future.All you need is to practice hard, catch ghosts well, and tease that little fox again!
The master agreed so simply because he was about to practice the Five Elements Taoism. He was facing the computer and mobile phone every day, which really had a great impact.
I went back to the company on Monday to go through the resignation procedures, and I spent a day explaining the funeral.After returning home in the afternoon, he packed up his things. He didn't ask Chu Yu about the specific situation of the ancient village. It was the same wherever he went.In that kind of place, ghosts are likely to be encountered, so Duan Heng brought a few extra stacks of talismans.
It is relatively easy for boys to go out, and it is summer now, Duan Heng only needs to bring a suitcase and a small backpack for usual use.
It was sent out at eight o'clock in the evening, and went directly to Chu Yu's house, so that someone in the province would pester Chu Yu all night.That kid Chu Yu has poor self-control, he will be hooked if there is a little temptation, Duan Heng thought that he must stare at him all the time!
When he came to the door of his house, he rang the doorbell several times before the door opened.When the door opened a crack, a face with light makeup squeezed out, it was undoubtedly Chu Yu.At this time, he didn't wear a wig, only ordinary pajamas, except for a light makeup on his face.
"Little Taoist, it's you. I'm groping for makeup so that I can act next time." He opened the door when he saw it was Duan Heng, and when he saw the luggage behind Duan Heng, he said in surprise, "Ouch, little Taoist." Are you going to stay with me tonight?"
Duan Heng watched him move his luggage in, and hummed calmly. "Well, there is no one else in your family."
"My dad is at home, but it's okay, he won't interfere with me." After Chu Yu finished speaking, he went into the bathroom by himself.
Duan Heng didn't see Papa Chu in the hall, at least, so as not to misunderstand them like last time.After waiting for 5 minutes, Chu Yu came out of the bathroom. The makeup on his face had been washed clean, and he returned to a fresh look.
"Little Taoist priest, my dad is very happy to hear that you are going with me."
Duan Heng looked at him expressionlessly, "What's the situation in that ancient village?"
"It's a martial arts village, almost all of them have the surname Gu, so it's called Gu Village. The masters there will definitely open your eyes. You can compete with the masters, or you can learn a few tricks quietly, hehe."
It sounds good, it just so happened that Duan Heng brought the Fenlong Whip with him, so he could practice whipping techniques there, and maybe even receive expert advice.
It's just that they didn't expect that after this trip, they almost couldn't come back.
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