Veteran

Cheng Xiu was still talking about the first lady until he boarded Cao Tong's spaceship and left.He said: "I should really record her lying on the bed. I think it will definitely have the effect of paralyzing the enemy."

Cao Yu said: "Underestimate the enemy's IQ, is to hasten your own death."

Cheng Xiu smiled for a while, then frowned suddenly: "What position does she put our IQ in to fool us?"

Cao Huang said: "She did not underestimate our IQ, but accurately estimated our EQ."

This is heartwarming to hear.Cheng Xiu said with emotion: "After staying with the fox for a long time, I have also been tainted with anger. I used to not give her face like this."

Cao Yu said, "Then what will you do?"

Cheng Xiu said: "Put her in the health cabin and transport her to the front line."

Cao Yu: "..."

Cheng Xiu looked at him meaningfully: "It's not as good as you."

"By the way, you said just now that 'you have been with the fox for a long time, and you are also contaminated with anger.' If I understand correctly, the 'smell' here should mean a fishy smell."

Cheng Xiu said, "It's just a famous saying."

"Famous quotes? Which classic should I search for?"

"In our conversation... I just created it." Cheng Xiu said confidently, "I am a celebrity. And there is no doubt that my name has been left in history."

"...Then we need a reporter now to record the words we ridiculed the first lady behind our backs, and carry them forward to last forever."

Cheng Xiu thinks it's a good idea: "We can also invent an idiom—one second sickness."

Cao Yu: "..."

As the spacecraft got closer and closer to the central galaxy, they received a lot of news one after another:

The Minister of Education promised that the Defora army would enter the Star Country and jointly rescue the hostages.

The ministers of finance, defense and commerce died in hospital one after another.

Several immigrant galaxy leaders successively complained about the unfair policies of the central government in the mainstream media, and threatened that they would declare independence if the government did not come up with a sincere bill within two months.

……

Cheng Xiu praised: "They are so generous! Let me recall, what is the shortest time for the Legislative Assembly to pass a bill in history."

"Perhaps none of the business of the Legislative Assembly."

"Ok?"

Cao Huang said: "I think we can't wait to go back to the central galaxy. We must do something to change the current passive state."

Cheng Xiu shrugged: "Our parliament, you propose, I pass."

Cao Yu landed in the nearest immigrant galaxy - KK.

Ignored for too long, until the door of the spaceship opened and Cheng Xiu came out from inside, the department chief still hadn't reacted.

"Yes... you, welcome, how should I greet you?" the head of the department asked tremblingly.

Cheng Xiu patted him on the shoulder: "If you can look directly into my eyes and pay attention when you speak, instead of staring at the top of my head, I think we will all be more comfortable."

"Sorry." The head of the department bent down his tall body.

Cheng Xiu said, "How have you been recently?"

The head of the department thought about the meaning behind his words, and replied cautiously: "Not bad."

Cheng Xiu persisted and continued to ask: "Is it good before seeing me, or is it good after seeing me?"

The head of the department slowly adapted to his rhythm: "It will be even better after meeting you."

Cheng Xiu smiled and said, "I hope you won't regret it too soon."

Maybe it was too pessimistic, so after hearing the series of conditions put forward by Cheng Xiu, the department head was relieved.

meeting room.

media.

Gourmet.

……

The things that ordinary people can buy, and all of them are bought by Qiu Xu.So, they just negotiated a big deal.

Since the appearance of Cao Yu, Qiu Xu has been marginalized. Not only the feeding task was taken away, but also the daily secretarial task was also lost, and it was not resumed until today.Usually, people who are hired for the second time always cherish everything they have again, and Qiu Xu is no exception.He personally supervises and arranges everything to make sure nothing goes wrong.

Timeliness is an important element of news.No matter where the media is, as long as there is enough bait, they can come faster than Superman.

The conditions were only put forward in the morning, and in the afternoon, the major mainstream media stationed in the KK galaxy, the local big media in the KK galaxy, and all kinds of media came.There is not enough space in the conference room, so they leave the machine, or even share a machine with other people.Although it is not yet known what Cheng Xiu will announce, the professional sense of media people has already smelled the news headlines.

In today's star country, the president and foreign missions are trapped, even the vice president and other high-level officials of the country have been assassinated, several immigrant galaxies are about to fight for independence, and international public opinion criticizes... It can be said that internal and external troubles are so serious that the country is in danger.Some people have even predicted that the disintegration of the Star Kingdom is imminent.

What can a legendary general from a hundred years ago do at this time?

The answer is what everyone is looking forward to.

Although I don't know what the admiral with high expectations can do, it obviously doesn't include the matter of wearing a tie.

Cheng Xiu sat on the table, dangling his legs, obediently letting Cao Yu, who was standing between his legs, skillfully tie the tie into a standard knot.

After Cao Yu finished tying the tie, he took a step back to look at it, tidied it up again, and said with satisfaction: "It's done."

Cheng Xiu said: "The most important thing in a speech is the person and the content. Even if I go up in sportswear, it won't change anything."

Cao Huang said, "I want you to be on the political page, not the fashion page."

Cheng Xiu pouted.

Cao Yu said, "Are you ready?"

"Ready at all the time."

"Do you need something to soothe your throat?"

"You probably don't want to see me come down to find the toilet in the middle of my talk."

Cao Yu took out a throat lozenge from his pocket and gave it to him.

Cheng Xiu played with the candy in his hand: "God knows if the candy got stuck on the vice president's neck."

"..." Cao Yu put the candy back into his pocket, "I'm sure you're really ready now."

Cheng Xiu jumped off the table, took two steps outside, and then turned around: "I forgot one very important thing."

"What?" Cao Yu was a little nervous, like a parent sending his child to the college entrance examination.You should know that when he was running for the parliamentary election and gave a speech, he only glanced at the speech sent by the secretary 3 minutes in advance.

Cheng Xiu hooked his index finger at him: "Kiss of victory."

Cao Yu leaned over and touched it lightly: "Come on."

Cheng Xiu said: "Remember to applaud. I'm afraid that everyone will forget to applaud because of the wonderful speech."

When Cheng Xiu opened the conference room, it was noisy inside, the reporters whispered to each other, even though the guards had reminded them several times to keep quiet, obviously it didn't help.

It wasn't until a reporter became aware of Cheng Xiu's existence that the tranquility slowly spread.

Cheng Xiu strode up to the podium, put his left hand on the podium, and loosened his tie with his right hand: "This is a very hasty speech, thanks to the unimpeded traffic conditions of the KK galaxy, which makes me think that maybe the Minister of Transportation will dominate the star system." The fate of the country is not a bad thing. It can't be any worse."

Sparse laughter sounded from below.

"Everyone is a professional media person, and you must have come prepared. However, I want to disappoint everyone. I am not going to talk about the incident of the president being trapped today, nor am I going to express my views on the mass admission of high-level national officials. What I want to talk about It is the current situation of the Star Country, which is the problem we have to face."

"The first question. How much time do we need to face up to the unfair treatment suffered by the immigrant planet? The TL galaxy and its comrades in arms gave a very generous two months. Yes, in my opinion, indeed is very generous. Because they have endured a long 100 years before the two-month deadline. I don't think anyone knows better than I how 100 years is a long time. It is more than most people can experience in a lifetime. As for many people, they walk in the dark all their lives."

"When talking about contracts, there is a terrible word called 'force majeure', which is interpreted as 'unforeseen, unavoidable and insurmountable objective circumstances'. But there is a more terrible word than 'force majeure', called 'immigrant star registration' . because it can be foreseen, but it cannot be avoided or overcome.”