I am a dog who is at a loss

I am a husky, now three months old, living on the top floor of the tallest building in the CBD area of ​​the city, really, the top floor, this floor is my home, I wake up from a 250-square-meter bed every day, four Legs running wild to get to the toilet before the tap is turned on.

Huh, getting up early to urinate is good for your health, eat more vegetables and exercise frequently.In fact, I don't know who instilled this concept in me, but it sounds very powerful anyway.

There are two people living in my house, one is the host and the other is the host.oh you ask me?I am above them, I am the master!This is what the cat downstairs taught me.

One of the male hosts has black hair and black eyes, and his name is Xia Shiqing.The other one... the other one is a bit hard to describe, we dogs don't recognize human faces very well, but I can also tell that he looks different from time to time.

After I finished urinating, shitting, and took a bite of the sofa, the morning exercises of the hostesses in the bedroom were finally over. The one who looks different every day, well, his name is Oses, and Oses is holding Xia Shiqing, I kicked open the bathroom door, and then I heard the sound of splashing water.

Hey!You haven't put breakfast in my bowl yet!

Yes, they often do not eat on time, stupid human beings, three meals a day, three meals a day, you can't combine three meals into one day!

Today's Osseth has gray hair and golden eyes. It is said that this is his true face. Hey, who cares how many faces you have, anyway, my dog ​​recognizes smell and whether you give me dog food.

They took a long time to take a bath today, so I can only lie on the lazy sofa in the living room, and the sofa is sunken into the shape of a dog. I am so hungry, it must be spring, and the owners are in heat.But you are in heat, you can't ignore me, can you?Anyway, I am your master!

But the two stupid humans completely ignored the master. I was so hungry that I ate half a table leg, a quarter of a pillow, and the few oranges on the low table in the living room.This orange is a little sour.

Hey, why do humans have such a long estrus period, like our dogs, they solve physiological problems very quickly.With my tail cocked helplessly, I inspected the entire floor, and after confirming that nothing that shouldn't come in broke into my territory, I went outside through my exclusive door and went downstairs to look for the cat.

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