Seasonal season

Two days later, at 08:30 in the evening, Wenxi was sitting at his desk, playing a game seriously.Flying around for a long time, I was still beaten by my opponent when I turned around. When I fell badly, my phone rang.

Yu Hang's sad voice came over: "Editor Song, can you come and save me?"

Wenxi glanced at the resurrection time on the screen, thinking: Who will save me?He asked absent-mindedly: "What's the matter, you were detained for eating the overlord's meal?"

"Is it convenient for Fang to come out now? I need help urgently." The words were very sincere.

here we go again.I don't know the excuse to change it.

When the resurrection time came, Wenxi started jumping up and down again, scanning people with laser light, and said, "But I don't seem to be very convenient."

"What are you doing?"

Wenxi jumped onto a high wall, which is how he fell to his death last time, and he didn't remember long: "I'm exercising."

"I want to exercise and find me, but I'm awkward." The other end begged again, "I'm serious, Editor Song, can you come and save me?"

"No."

"For the sake of our friendship, you come out! There is the police uncle in front, and I drank again. If they catch me and throw me in jail, you will never see me again." It's my turn."

Wenxi fell down again, and died in the same way as last time.I finally felt that the game was boring, and asked seriously: "Did you drink and drive?"

"I only drank a little bit, so I can't say I was driving under the influence of alcohol."

"You will die."

"Will you come?"

"No time."

Yu Hang continued to act coquettishly: "Editor Song——, please. I have already deducted six points. If I am caught again this time, not only will my driver's license be revoked, but I may also be thrown in jail. You can't see it Help!"

Wenxi got up, took his coat, found out his driver's license, went to the entrance to change his shoes, but said, "I really don't have time, why don't I find someone else?"

Yu Hang said very sadly: "Who are you looking for? I don't think anyone I know will be awake tonight."

"Then I'm someone you don't know?"

"At this time, don't play around me. The police uncle is already coming here, come here quickly, okay? Bring your driver's license."

Wenxi left a note for his father, but still couldn't stop teasing him: "Don't you know how to run back?"

"It's blocked, it's blocked to death. This group of drunkards have all been lured into this net, how can they get out?!"

Wenxi smiled, passed by the place where Lao Song was dancing in the square, looked away and asked where he was.

Ten minutes later, Wenxi got off the taxi.Sure enough, the entire one-way street was filled with black and white vehicles waiting to be punished.Wenxi crossed to the opposite side, found several cars, and was about to make a phone call when he saw a familiar head protruding from a car in front of him, looking around.

Seeing Wenxi coming, he showed a knowing smile: "You're finally here! I'm almost falling asleep."

Fortunately, the traffic was extremely congested, and the police were still far away.

Yu Hang changed seats with him, and said gratefully: "Sure enough, it's different after being intimate, and it still hurts me."

Wen Xi gave him a white look: "If you don't say such nasty words for a day, your skin will itch, right?"

Yu Hang yelled at him: "You smell, don't you even have the smell of alcohol? I'm unlucky today, my colleague's birthday, and I insisted on drinking it, so I just took a sip and met the traffic police uncle when I came back."

"The crackdown is approaching the Spring Festival, don't you know?"

Yu Hang said indifferently: "For people like us who neither return home nor leave relatives, the Spring Festival is a long holiday on October [-]. Who pays attention to these?"

After successfully getting away from the traffic police, Wenxi's tense nerves relaxed (I haven't touched a car for many years, I was afraid that I didn't step on the accelerator firmly and hit the railing), stopped on the side of the road, and let Yu Hang drive by himself. .

Yu Hang was startled: "I just escaped from the traffic police, and you let me go into the tiger's mouth again?"

"Now there is no check-up. Besides, my skills are not much better than drunk driving."

"Our editor Song also has shortcomings." Yu Hang giggled, "Don't worry, I have my guidance, just open it!"

After a few minutes, Moon Hee began to regret listening to him.The technology is not good at first, and it is night, so there is still a lot of traffic at this time.His eyes were fixed on the front, and he dared not speak.During the driving process, do not change the lane, do not accelerate, and run over the manhole cover when you see it.

There are several manholes on the road.So, the two of them just followed the car up and down. There was a "click" and another "click", and Yu Hang felt like throwing up even though he didn't drink too much.

Unconsciously complained: "Such a wide road, do you have to run over them?"

Wenxi was responsible for safety, so Ren Yuhang didn't make a sound, just stared ahead.This young master is in high spirits.

"This speed can't even crush an ant to death."

"Turn on the light, turn left and you don't turn on the light?"

"There's a pothole on the road, and you're driving so fast, it's killing me!"

"Horn the horn! Go around! Follow this kind of car, and you won't even arrive next year!"

"..."

At the gate of the community, Wenxi was sweating.Without saying a word, he pulled out the key and got out of the car, and threw it back to him: "In the future, whether you go back to the furnace and rebuild it, or get arrested by the police, don't call me again!"

Yu Hang looked at him in amazement: "Okay, why are you making a fuss again?"

Wenxi let out a sigh of relief: You are very good, but I am not!

"Since you're here, at least you should escort the drinker home safely to complete the task. In this way, it's inhumane to leave people in the middle of the road and let them go, right?"

Wenxi asked: "Who is inhumane? I haven't touched a car for so many years. I risked my life to take the blame for you. You can't stop talking. I'm so sorry!"

Yu Hang smiled: "So sensitive? I'm teaching you, teaching you how to drive. I don't appreciate it."

Wenxi turned her head to leave.

Yu Hang held him back: "If you are so wronged by the contemporary driver, you have to go up and have a cup of tea before leaving."

Wenxi said that it was not rare, and thank God for less swearing.

"Then you send me home before you leave. I drank, what if I fall unconscious in the elevator?"

Wenxi glanced at him: "Didn't you just drink a little, and the reaction will be so strong again? Besides, you are capable, you can teach people to drive after drinking like this, and you can't go upstairs by yourself?"

A dizzy smile broke out on Yu Hang's face: "Editor Song, you're really good. Let me tell you, I really didn't drink much. I was just in the state of drunkenness. I was sober and sober. Other things I'm not afraid, I'm afraid that if I fall down in the elevator and get violated, I won't be able to tell you clearly."

"With you like this, besides unloading your meat and selling it, how else can you violate it?"

"This is going too far. If you don't look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face, we shouldn't be so cold-blooded since we have a good relationship."

I thought he was pretending to be crazy by drinking alcohol, but seeing that his words were out of order, he simply shut up.Besides, I was angry at him for nagging just now, and I really couldn't bear to leave Yu Hang here alone.It's just that he refused to lower his expression on his face, pretending to be very impatient and dragging him home.

Walking to the elevator entrance, the two were dumbfounded at the same time: maintenance notes were pasted on both elevators.

Yu Hang complained: "Did I make a mistake? I live on the 12th floor, how do I get home?"

Wenxi has always been a person who can lie down and never sit, and who can sit and never stand. When he is busy with work, the second floor of his home is tiring, let alone the 12th floor!What's more, the entrance of the corridor is dark, there is a companion when you go up, and there is only one person when you come down, and it is a winter night, no matter how you think about it, you can feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end.So, I said to Yu Hang: "At most, I will take you to the third floor, I can't climb."

Yu Hang said teasingly: "You can really say it. I want to live on the third floor, and I won't let you see it off. I don't trouble you usually. Didn't I drink today? Don't worry about me climbing up alone. , I fell down the stairs with an unsteady foot? If the elevator is good, you can just give me the 12th floor. But now, isn’t it all broken, thinking that I have nothing to do, so I want you to work hard?”

If the elevator is better, what else can I say?Wenxi thought, I will be fine if you ask me to send you back and forth thousands of times.But once Yu Hang got serious, he couldn't deal with it. Besides, as he said, even if he didn't drink too much wine, he didn't want to see it if he lost his foot.So, he gritted his teeth and helped him walk towards the exit of the safe passage.

The corridor is a bit steep, and it is not commonly used, and the voice-activated lights above are not easy to use.It's like being deaf, and you have to stomp your feet hard to make it light up.And the duration is very short, you must stomp repeatedly.

It hurts the soles of my feet.

He said he was going home with someone who was drunk, but as soon as Wenxi climbed to the fourth floor, he gasped and said, "This is the ladder to heaven."

Yu Hang said: "Just take three of these and you will be there!"

Wenxi bent down and put her hands on her knees: "You can go back by yourself, I think you can climb much more quickly than me."

Yu Hang immediately showed a very uncomfortable look, and retched a few times, Wenxi pushed him irritably: "Let's go!"

Take a few steps, rest a few steps.Later, regardless of the thick dust on the railing, I used the strength of the handrail to pull myself up step by step.Seeing the combination lock with a strange blue light flashing at the door of his house, Wenxi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt the joy of climbing to the top.

Wenxi turned back to look in the direction of the stairs, and suddenly his face was filled with worry: "How will I get down later?"

Yu Hang said very easily: "It's not easy to go down? Just go down."

Wenxi said: "Why didn't you just say thump?"

In fact, this person was fine at all. After entering the house, his spirit immediately recovered.He jumped on the sofa alive and kicked, and asked Wenxi to sit down casually.

Wenxi hadn't calmed down her panting yet: "Where's the water?"

Yu Hang pointed to the kitchen: "You cook it yourself."

"If I knew this earlier, why would I work so hard to come up?"

Yu Hang heard the humming of the kettle in the kitchen, so he ordered in a hurry: "I want to drink honey water, make some for me."

Wenxi ran out from inside, yelling: "Isn't it interesting to pretend to be drunk? Drag me out, drive, climb stairs and serve you. I'm dying of thirst!"

Yu Hang had gotten used to his sudden anger, and said leisurely, "I can't drink all the water in a pot, what are you in a hurry for?"

Wenxi sat down beside him angrily: "Go soak yourself! My leg hurts."

Yu Hang clicked his tongue: "If I really want to marry you as my wife, the husband will die of anger if not dying of thirst."

Wenxi Xiu raised her eyebrows: "Don't make me angry!"

"Look, she looks like a shrew."

Yu Hang got a slap on the head, and was warned again: "I said not to confuse my gender maliciously!"

"Can you stop hitting your head, what will you do if you become stupid!"

"Where can you be any more stupid?"

After the water boiled, Wenxi followed the instructions, made him a cup of honey water, stood by and watched him blow into the cup: "The next thing, you can do it yourself? I have done my best, sober up, I will I'm going home!"

Yu Hang moved the cup away from his lips: "Stay a little longer, I'm afraid alone."

Wenxi raised his forehead: "How did you live before you met me?"

"I'm afraid too, but you didn't know it at the time."

Wenxi has already walked to the entrance: "Then, just pretend that you don't know me yet. I'm leaving."

Yu Hang acted like a baby: "Editor Song——"

"Call it whatever you want. When I think of going downstairs like I'm going down a mountain, I can't care about you."

"If you feel tired, you can wait until tomorrow it is repaired before going back."

Wenxi put on the shoes, looked at Yu Hang's flirtatious expression, and flatly refused: "Thank you for your kindness!" Besides, can't it be repaired tomorrow?He can't just stay in a castle in the air and don't even go to class, can he?

Just about to open the door and go out, suddenly there was an "ah" from behind!

Wenxi hurriedly turned her head...