Dao Companion Can't [Rebirth]
Chapter 34
Yan Mi is dressed in red as bright as the morning glow, but her alluring face is full of bitter wind and rain, giving people a feeling of heartbreak like a beauty weeping tears, making people wish to fight for him, just to make her smile like a flower. Worry and worry.
Yan Mi's fragility and sadness did not seem to be fake, but Xing Lvxiu felt a headache.Although Yan Mi's acting skills are superb, for Xing Lvxiu who is familiar with him, he still feels that Yan Mi like this is too abnormal.
Yan Mi is a lazy person, only when his life was in danger last time did his emotions fluctuate abnormally.Even so, when she doesn't have to be alone, Yan Mi is still flamboyant as always, like a raging fire, almost burning people's hearts and souls.
This time Yan Mi was well protected by him, and she hardly suffered much.If watching the people quarreling and separating touched his sensitive and fragile heart, Xing Lvxiu would not believe it anyway.His Yan Mi is not that kind of weak person, he has his own opinions and is very strong.
"Lüxiu, you really despise me." Yan Mi's face was gloomy, and his slightly watery eyes were hesitant to speak.
Xing Lvxiu felt that he was about to explode, and glanced at the chaotic situation below, and estimated that it would really be impossible to tell the winner in a while.Xing Luxiu rubbed the center of his brows, his paralyzed face could hardly conceal his helplessness, "There are so many people here, it's inconvenient."
Xing Lvxiu is sure that this is what Yan Mi set him up for...
Xing Lvxiu felt very heartbroken, the so-called good luck is hard to disappear, probably so.
Yan Mi directly pulled Xing Lvxiu's generous palm, and hurriedly dragged him to the small forest beside him.The marble stone steps climbed all the way to the top of the mountain. At the top of the mountain, there was a square platform made of marble, with several pillars engraved with auspicious cloud patterns erected on the edge for decoration.
Across the marble floor, step on the ground full of mud, surrounded by lush trees.The dense trees on the top of the mountain blocked people's sight, Yan Mi finally lowered her head shyly, drew circles on Xing Lvxiu's palm restlessly with her index finger, and said, "Okay, you can kiss me now gone."
"I...", Xing Lvxiu opened his mouth, but he couldn't think of any useful excuse to refuse.
Yan Mi waited for a while, then slowly raised his head, his starry eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, under the disguise, Xing Lixiu forced out his true emotions, and his voice was also somewhat sad, "No need Reluctantly, I know you don't dislike me. You just don't want to touch me, I should have faced reality..."
Xing Lvxiu sighed, hugged Yan Mi's slender waist, supported the back of his head, and kissed him.Once Yan Mi is really sad, Xing Lvxiu is reluctant to make him sad, and his submission is also reasonable.
Yan Mi was not polite at all, and used her delicate lips to feel the touch of Xing Lvxiu's thin lips. After drawing the outline of his lips, she launched a fierce attack, "Hmm!"
The promised deep kiss, let me in!
At first, Xing Lvxiu just had no choice but to be teased by the little fairy Yan Mi, and the passion in his heart was also ignited.Yan Mi was very proactive, and he felt a little frustrated when he took the initiative to repair the criminal law.
Xing Lvxiu opened his eyes slightly, Yan Mi's beautiful and charming face was right in front of his eyes, his fair skin was smooth and tender, without any blemishes.The warm light in the woods seemed to cast a faint halo on his face, making him look even more beautiful.The warm and soft touch is intoxicating, and those few dissatisfied "hmm" sounds have a bit of a bewitching atmosphere, and they want to hook people's hearts out of their chests!
Xing Lvxiu naturally knew why Yan Mi was dissatisfied, he no longer suppressed it, and took the initiative, penetrated into Yan Mi's mouth, and turned his world upside down.Unexpectedly, Yan Mi threw away his helmet and armor along the way.He didn't want to show weakness either, so he ruthlessly entangled with Xing Lvxiu, and the ambiguous sound of "tsk tsk" water rang in the ears of the two, dyeing this green grove with a charming atmosphere.
Xing Lvxiu changed his previous calm and restrained character, and relentlessly sucked the sweetness from Yan Mi's mouth, intending to rob him of everything.
Yan Misex has a heart, a heart, and a heart, but the problem is that her strength has not kept up.He clasped Xing Lvxiu's back tightly with both hands, grabbed Xing Lvxiu's clothes impatiently, and then caressed him ambiguously.
In the end, Yan Mi's eyes were glued to Xing Lvxiu's chest, his blood-red lips were slightly parted, and he was panting slowly.
"Okay, now that you're done making out, let's move on to the challenge."
The familiar Qing Yue's voice rang in his ears, Yan Mi's eyes widened with anger, and he couldn't help cursing: "You even peeped on me making out with Lv Xiu, I knew you were not a serious person!"
"The last match is over, and I was about to give out rewards, but I found that the No.1 pair was missing from the stone platform. Of course, I have to look for it. I didn't bother you to do business, and I was already very conscientious. "
Xing Lvxiu was very embarrassed, his ears were slightly red, and his face was calm.He changed the subject, "What reward is No.1?"
"Shake the bed, it works well."
A large bed appeared out of nowhere on the field, the bed frame was made of sandalwood, and the carved patterns were very beautiful.The translucent red gauze curtain was raised, revealing the mandarin ducks playing in the water quilt inside.The design of this bed is very exquisite, and it is a bit shaky when the wind blows, and it keeps making "babbling and babbling" sounds.
"Don't look at its posture that is about to collapse, this bed is very strong. This is the proud work of a master craftsman back then, and it was sold out as soon as it was born..."
"No, thank you." Xing Lvxiu refused.
The owner of the secret realm continued to sell, "Don't refuse in a hurry, take it back and try it again, and you won't be willing to throw it away for safekeeping. Tossing on this bed with a Taoist companion, the experience is more joyful than a fairy!"
"Just a little effort can cause the earth to shake and the mountains to shake. If you are as powerful as usual, the effect will be even more amazing. After using this bed, my Taoist companion who is keeping you is reluctant to leave you Yes, hahaha..."
Yan Mi blushed, and glanced at Xing Lvxiu, "Lvxiu, I think this thing is really good, just accept it."
There was no expression on Xing Lvxiu's paralyzed face, he turned his head numbly, staring at the shy Yan Mi, his eyes revealed an expression of disbelief.
Yan Mi's shyness is shyness, and she will not miss a single thing that should be done.He didn't speak, he could only hold Xing Lvxiu's big palm and shook it, his big black stone-like eyes blinked, full of expectation and prayer.
Xing Lvxiu was under a lot of pressure and wished he could dig a hole to bury himself.His tall and majestic back looks a bit stooped, adding a bit of decadent and bleak air.In the end, he was finally defeated and agreed to Yan Mi's request.
What responded to Xing Lvxiu was the wild laughter of the gift giver, which made him feel ashamed.
Yan Mi successfully got what he wanted, and the smile on his face became brighter, and he kissed Xing Lvxiu directly on the cheek, "Lvxiu, you are so kind."
I must serve you well in return!
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After the start of the next level, the scene before Yan Mi's eyes changed again, and small compartments appeared one after another. The compartments had no doors and were covered with black cloth.There are ten serial numbers written on the black cloth, from one to eleven.
There are also some people standing beside Yan Mi, they are all people who participated in the challenge.
"This level is to smell the fragrance and know the Taoist companions. Your Taoist companions are all in the compartment, and you can smell the smell inside through the black cloth. There is only one cup of tea. When the time is up, you need to report yourself one by one. s answer."
Yan Mi curled up her fingers, and lightly flicked the dead leaves on her sleeves.This was just touched in the woods, that is to say, their current physical condition is still in the same condition as when they competed with the stone steps.this means……
"This side smells like sweat, that side smells like sweat, this is hell!" said a certain monk with a broken face.If it is usually fine, if you deliberately smell it carefully, and find out the body fragrance of the Taoist companion hidden in the sweat, then it is simply a crime.
Another monk was also at a loss, "His body fragrance is not obvious, how can he find it among the crowd?"
"This is a bit like that, and that is also a bit like that, which one is it?"
Thinking of the intimate time in the grove just now, Yan Mi secretly smiled.He can guarantee that Xing Lvxiu smells like a goblin now!And of course, the smell of sweat...
Immortal cultivators have sharp ears and eyes, and their sense of smell is too ordinary.They can easily smell the smell inside just by standing outside, but it's not easy to tell the difference.
Yan Mi put her green and white jade fingers in front of her nose, sniffed lightly, and engraved her own smell into her mind.Then, like everyone present, he performed a cleansing formula to clean up the sweat and other things on his body, and he became refreshed again.
Yan Mi finally understood why the body purification formula had failed just now, and it turned out that he was waiting for them here.Yan Mi started to identify from the first compartment with brisk steps, her eyebrows were slightly frowned, and her troubled look was very good-looking.
The nine people around were silently guarding against each other. They didn't know whether they could draw their swords and eradicate their opponents in this level, so they kept standing still.Yan Mi's beautiful facial features are enviable and enviable, but also fascinating.
Seeing the beauty's worried appearance, many people felt their minds fluttering, wishing to solve his problems and let him bloom a dazzling smile in their arms.
Yan Mi walked over in disgust, wishing she could pinch her nose and run away.Yan Mi recognized Xing Lvxiu immediately, and just to be on the safe side, he smelled them all.
After confirming the answer, Yan Mi felt relieved, stepped back and stood aside, never willing to step into this Shura hell again!
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Yan Mi successfully passed and entered the next level.This time, it was Xing Lvxiu who was looking for him.Yan Mi stood in a room with the people from the previous round, the room was empty except for a table in the middle with a burning candle on the table.There is a puppet figure in the corner of the room. The puppet figure stands there with its eyes closed, wearing black close-fitting clothes, and looks very creepy.
There was only one door in the room, and the door was covered with a piece of white paper taller than a person.Across the door, standing outside is the Taoist companion of Yan Mi and others.
"Pose a pose for each of you, and your Taoist companion will observe the shadows cast on the white paper and guess your identities."
After remembering the movements of these ten people, the puppets posed in various poses.
Xing Lvxiu and the others looked at the figure on the white paper, obviously it was not Yan Mi himself.The other party took the first posture of drawing a sword, and the posture was a little stiff.
"This must be a puppet, I knew this question is not that simple!", one person said angrily.
This rule was unclear, which made them feel lucky, and then slapped them to the bottom again.
"Who is this one who draws the sword? Unless there is something related to the past, otherwise he will definitely not be able to recognize it."
"Hey, look at this, what are you doing here standing on tiptoe? Is he implying that he is too short?"
After passing the level of smelling the fragrance and knowing the Taoist couple just now, they found that those who gave the wrong answer also stayed.From this point of view, this level is not fighting each other, and the atmosphere between them has also eased.
Xing Lvxiu had no clue, and he didn't know what pose Yan Mi would pose.Suddenly, the puppet stood still, with his back to everyone, but his standing posture was a bit weird.
Xing Lvxiu recognized it at a glance, this must be Yan Mixuan's posture.The puppet's body is stiff and its posture is weird. If Yan Mi goes into battle after being dragged to death, the effect will be completely different.
After everyone gave their answers individually, the owner of the secret realm also began to announce the answers.
The first person who drew his sword came out and glanced at his Taoist companion, his expression was not good, "Do you recognize me?"
"No. What does this posture have to do with you? It's hard to guess, and you still have to make trouble!" His Taoist companion also looked dissatisfied.
The man sneered, "You were all wrong when you answered the questions before. I yelled that I would kill you next time. It seems that you didn't remember."
A dark light flashed, and the sword was unsheathed.The man raised his sword and chased his Taoist companion to slash, and the scene was so frenzied for a while that it made people speechless.The next people came out one after another, and those who guessed right were overjoyed, while those who guessed wrong had mixed reactions.
Now there is a person being chased and beaten by a Taoist companion. Seeing this scene, everyone's heart began to fluctuate.They began to blame each other, and the problems encountered in the previous challenges came out at this juncture, and there was a trend of getting worse.Of course, there are also many people who are considerate and comfort each other, very warm and sweet.
Finally it was Yan Mi's turn to come out. With his back to the crowd, he assumed the standing posture just now.Yan Mi is very relaxed, her posture is lazy, and she looks like she has no bones.Yan Mi was dressed in red, as bright as cinnabar, with a charming and coquettish aura that made people intoxicated.Just a beautiful back is enough to make everyone fascinated.
"What a nice view."
Someone suddenly realized, "I thought this posture was weird just now, so it's because the puppet's limbs are stiff and it's not like a dog."
"It's really a stunner!" A certain monk looked obsessed.
Yan Mi turned his head slowly, with a lazy air, his eyes were fixed on Xing Lvxiu, his red lips were slightly hooked, and he gave a thrilling smile, "Lvxiu, did you guess it?"
"Yeah." Xing Lvxiu walked over, took Yan Mi's hand and walked to the corner, before continuing to talk to him.
Xing Lvxiu was careful on purpose, leaning his back against the wall so that Yan Mi facing him could only leave a moving back view for everyone, and no one else could peek at that smiling face.Xing Lvxiu raised his eyes and looked over Yan Mi to those who showed obsessive or salivating gazes, the murderous intent in his eyes was undisguised.
Shocked by him, everyone withdrew their gazes, pretending nothing had happened.After waiting for a while, he was relieved to see that Xing Lvxiu hadn't come to trouble him.When they came back to their senses, they also began to think about another question.Why didn't my Taoist companion angrily accuse me just now, and let myself stare at the beauty?
The answer is obvious, the other party is doing the same thing as himself, looking at the beauty.The only people who were not affected were the two couples who were fighting, and no one else, including a few women, could escape Yan Mi's magic.
Originally, the monk who came out after Yan Mi was very angry with his Taoist companion, strode up to his dazzled Taoist companion, and "slapped" two big ears.
Thanks to Little Fairy Yan Mi, the scene became even more chaotic.The little goblin has no heart of repentance, these people are not strong enough, what does it have to do with him?From the beginning to the end, the only person he wanted to seduce was Xing Lvxiu.
"Lüxiu, you are amazing. I was at the back of the queue, and I saw the people in front of me posing in various poses. I didn't have many choices left. I racked my brains and only came up with this. Fortunately, you guessed it. bingo."
Suddenly want to pose a pose, the Taoist companion can only see the back, that kind of difficulty is not ordinary.Not to mention highly recognizable poses, in such a tense situation where time is arguing, it is not bad to be able to come up with a pose.
Most of the 10 people chose a posture randomly as if giving up on themselves, and then resigned themselves to their fate.It was like the person who was the first to make a gesture, his mind went blank because he was too anxious, and finally he only made an inexplicable gesture of drawing his sword, which almost killed his Taoist companion.However, as a gesture that was still slightly reminding, if his Taoist companion failed to recognize it, he could only admit it.
Some people who had learned a certain sword technique had an idea, and directly performed the moves in the sword, and only then did they win the round.Yan Mi took a slanted sword, intending to use her most obvious charm to remind Xing Lvxiu.When seeing the nondescript pose of the puppet, Yan Mi almost wanted to cry.
With such a ghostly appearance, all sense of beauty has been destroyed, guess what?
"I thought that posture was weird at the time, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I remembered you standing by the window and observing the bustling scene on the street..." Xing Lvxiu fell into the memory, and talked to Yan Mi about the shock of the year glance.
Yan Mi was delighted, Xing Lvxiu's words were the greatest affirmation of his strength.Although he failed to successfully abduct Xing Lvxiu to bed every night, Xing Lvxiu will still be amazed by himself like a disaster in life.I am really capable, I believe that if I continue to work hard, sooner or later I will be able to fix the criminal law and put abductees to bed.
If I, the little goblin who amazes and fascinates Xing Lvxiu, can't make him faint, then Xing Lvxiu will be lonely and lonely all his life, unable to enjoy the fun of double cultivation?
Yan Mi's eyes were shining brightly, as if she wanted to save Xun Lvxiu and the water and fire.
Xing Lvxiu was very puzzled, he didn't know what touched Yan Mi, and made him think of some inexplicable things.
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"It's about to enter the next level, everyone, get ready."
The master of the secret realm didn't interrupt them for a long time, just to watch the excitement.These people didn't disappoint him either. The fights and quarrels were really exciting.His old man's old heart will be driven by them, and he will become younger.
The scene in front of him changed again, and Yan Mi found himself in a very empty room again.Compared with the previous room, this room looks much more luxurious... At least there is a big carpet embroidered with large peony flowers on the floor, which looks very elegant and luxurious.
There was a simple small wooden table on the carpet, and there were pens, ink, paper and inkstones on the table.Counting it down, this should be the room with the most furniture, which is really touching.
After sweeping the room, Yan Mi's face immediately changed, and she bit her lips in annoyance.
Before leaving with Xing Luxiu, Yan Mi, a slacker, only knew what characters looked like, and never wrote them at all.Later, when the two got married, Xing Lvxiu taught Yan Mi to take care of the property.It was only then that Yan Mi started to learn to write, his handwriting was so ugly that he was ashamed to see others.
Every time, Yan Mi wrote it on paper first, and then the criminal law repairer copied it again and called it to his subordinates.Therefore, those who don't know the truth often flatter Yan Mi, saying that he and Xing Lvxiu are indeed a match made in heaven, and that they can even learn the handwriting so similar that people can't tell the truth from the fake.Yan Mi could only smile wryly at this.
A pattern suddenly appeared on the white paper, which was the appearance of a person.One half is the front, the other half is the back, separated.
"This level is called spotting moles on the body, please first put the moles on your body on the paper."
The voice of the master of the secret realm was still clear and moving, but many people who heard his words blushed.
Yan Mi's small mouth was slightly opened, his face was astonished, and his eyes were full of anger, which was completely opposite to everyone's reaction.
On the paper, it was just a circle drawn with a brush, and a very crude human figure was drawn.If you can imagine something wrong just by looking at this thing, then why would Yan Mi be so obsessed with throwing down the criminal law cultivator, wouldn't it be more convenient to stare at his appearance in the robe and portray all kinds of eclectic scenes in his mind?
Faced with such an unreliable secret, Yan Mi really wanted to kick this small table over!
There are many levels that are too embarrassing to say?It was agreed that the thin-skinned people should not try it easily?What kind of crap are these!
Yan Mi was so angry that his chest heaved violently, his beautiful red phoenix eyes were full of anger, and his face with thin anger appeared more beautiful and glamorous, and even more fascinating.
Yan Mi picked up the pen, dabbed on the paper with some ink on it, and then angrily threw the pen aside.
"The answer collection is complete. Now, please draw the moles on your Taoist companions. Most of the Taoist companions know each other's body very well. It is estimated that there will be many people who answer this level correctly, so I advise everyone to answer the questions carefully. One who does not Be careful if you lose, what awaits you will be an extremely cruel punishment."
"I'm wrong with such a simple question, I will never be polite. Especially for those who just failed to find the Taoist partner level, I believe you will not want to know how these punishments add up."
Threatening words shrouded everyone's hearts, and everyone only felt shuddering.How many strange secrets were left behind by the soaring Da Neng back then, far beyond what small pawns like them can imagine.Maybe this wisp of divine consciousness can smash these golden cores into pieces at will...
Yan Mi didn't react at all, there were a sea of people who could crush him to death, as long as he didn't use his strength to act like a demon.If you are really afraid, he can be a turtle every day now.
On the red peony carpet, a dummy appeared that looked like a real one.This dummy has exactly the same handsome appearance as Xing Lixiu, with the same height and figure.If it hadn't been confirmed that the dummy was not breathing, Yan Mi didn't know if the dummy would suddenly stand up and call his name.
At the same time, a huge mirror appeared in Xing Lvxiu's room, and the mirror projected the picture in Yan Mi's room, and the sound was very clear.
"Huh? How can my law repairer be so short? His here is huge, rubbish and fake! If this fake is real, those are trash, he might not even be able to do it if you put him in bed!" , Yan Mixu grumbled, her small mouth pouted slightly, and the look of disgust on her face couldn't be more obvious.
Xing Lvxiu, who kept hearing every single word, said, "..."
There is no dummy like Yan Mi in his room, so it is estimated that his current task is to watch Yan Mi give him a mole, or watch that kind secretly.
After hearing Yan Mi's words, the master of the secret realm didn't bother to look at the embarrassing expressions of the female cultivators.He did it directly, and the size of the dummy Xing Lvxiu became larger.
"It's still too young. Was your previous Taoist partner also short and small like this? Are you sure you don't feel that life is boring and you want to have sex with someone else?" Yan Mi had an unfriendly expression on his face.
When someone touched his bottom line, Yan Mi couldn't maintain his calm.Although with his strength, he might not be able to fight against this remnant soul, and he might make him miserable, but Yan Mi just couldn't swallow this breath.
"Don't go too far, or I won't be polite to you." Faced with Yan Mi's aggressive posture, the owner of the secret realm also began to feel bad.
There have been countless people who have entered the secret realm over the years. Although they all have some opinions on him, there are really few who are not afraid of provocation like Yan Mi.He has a lot of masochists, and he is a ghost if he can be kind to Yan Mi.
Xing Lvxiu tensed up and was very worried.
"You actually think that I will commit myself to a short and useless man. You are insulting me and trampling on my self-esteem. I would rather die than surrender!"
The owner of the secret realm was speechless, what kind of little fairy is this, with such a different and unique idea.It's a pity that this is just a ray of consciousness, and its strength has weakened a lot after years of erosion. He doesn't want to waste his strength because of a little thing.The goblin that I can't see through at a glance is probably some kind of powerful celestial plant.
Under Yan Mi's strong request, the dummy Xing Lvxiu also has the same size as the deity, which is really gratifying.
Looking at the mirror, Xing Lvxiu had mixed feelings in his heart, wishing to poke his eyes and lose his hearing.However, these are just unrealistic ideas, and now he can only watch Yan Mi continue to tinker.
"Well, he is really an obedient monk. He didn't hide from him and forced me to use certain methods. Not bad." Qingyue's voice sounded abruptly.
The corner of Xing Luxiu's mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.
Xing Lvxiu saw the mirror that popped out of nothing, and after a little thought, he understood the intention of the master of the secret realm.Judging from the experience accumulated in the previous levels, the owner of this secret realm is really not a good person.He avoided it on purpose, maybe it would just give the other party another chance to tease him.
Sure enough, those who wanted to pretend to be blind and refused to look in the mirror all tasted the taste of collapse.When he turned his head, the mirror ran along; when he looked at the ground, the mirror fell down; when he closed his eyes, the image in the mirror appeared directly in his mind.The master of the secret realm observed these monks with great interest, seeing their extremely frustrated expressions, a burst of joy suddenly rose in his heart.
The appearance of these children overbearing is really cute. In the secret environment he set up, no amount of struggle is futile.Wouldn't it be nice to play a game obediently and go home with candy at the end?A secret realm that is not life-threatening at all is such a rare existence, they have to be grateful to themselves.
In the room, Yan Mi looked at the dummy Xing Lvxiu, his eyes sparkled, "Lvxiu, how long has it been since I've seen you naked? I'm so pitiful. Since I got married, I've been... oh."
Just as Yan Mi started to feel emotional, the mysterious master who appeared everywhere like a ghost rang out, and swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.If I accidentally told my scandal just now, I would probably be laughed to death by him right now.
Yan Mi thought silently, picked up a pen and dipped in ink, "Lüxiu's face is very clean, without moles, and the same is true on his neck. Other places..."
Yan Mi bit her pen in distress and thought, her pretty face wrinkled into a ball, looking very cute.
Except for the first time they indulged in sexual intercourse in the valley of smoke, Yan Mi never saw Xing Lvxiu's body again.If it wasn't for Xing Lvxiu who occasionally practiced martial arts shirtless, Yan Mi might have passed out directly.
"He has a mole on his waist, and this place on his back..." Yan Mi recalled the condition of Xing Luxiu's upper body relatively quickly.But when it reached the lower body, Yan Mi felt that his brain was about to explode.
"Bastard!" Yan Mi stretched out a tender white hand, and slapped the dummy Xing Luxiu, "Hey, this dummy is so soft."
Yan Mi thought it was fun, stretched out his hand and pressed it, and the dummy was sunk in one piece.When Yan Mi let go, the sunken skin of the dummy returned to its original state, full of elasticity.
Yan Mi seemed to have found a fun toy, and kept pressing and pulling on the dummy Xing Luxiu.After playing for a while, Yan Mi let go of his hand, and picked up the pen to meditate again.
Recalling the condition of Xing Luxiu's lower body, Yan Mi's face became more and more red, and she was very cute when she was shy.His bewitching face also became more charming because of this blush, like a flower that is about to drip, releasing its own beauty in full bloom, waiting for the beloved to pick it.
He only saw Xing Lixiu's lower body once. At that time, the two of them were on the grass... He vaguely remembered Xing Lixiu's perfect abdominal muscles and good-looking muscles, but he had almost no impression of Xing Lixiu's thighs!Which position did you see clearly when you were doing it?
Looking back at the beginning, Yan Mi's memory seems a little fuzzy, but the deepest thing in his mind is the ecstasy of pleasure, which he still has endless aftertaste.
Yan Mi couldn't help but licked the corner of his mouth, and hummed softly: "Lyxiu, Lvxiu, you are big and live well..." This song was made up by Yan Mi casually, and it sounds very weird, but it doesn't hinder him The more you hum, the happier you feel.
Looking at Yan Mi's increasingly beautiful face, Xing Lvxiu's eyes darkened involuntarily.The color is like a spring flower, and the color is vivid and fragrant, nothing is better than this.
On the other end, after humming the song, Yan Mi faced the bleak reality, continued to recall in great pain, and found Xing Lvxiu's leg from the beautiful scenes, and finally completed the work of spotting the mole.The moment it was finished, Yan Mi felt relieved, and violently beat up the dummy Xing Lvxiu to vent his anger.
"It's about to blow my mind, Xing Lvxiu, you're so good!" Yan Mi kicked over, and the dummy Xing Lvxiu rolled around a few times, very pitiful.
Criminal law repair: "..."
After Yan Mi's anger subsided, she arranged the dummy, and her eyes fell between the dummy's legs.Yan Mi sneered, his eyes flickering coldly.The bad water in Yan Mi's stomach started to boil, urging him to do bad things.
When Xing Lvxiu saw Yan Mi's dandyish attitude, he knew that something bad was going to happen, and he secretly complained.Xing Lvxiu suddenly remembered that when he was in the Wuji Sect, the furious leader cleaned up the mess for his son Jing Xian.At other times, the head of the sect was trembling with anger from Jing Xian, but there was nothing he could do about him.
"Lüxiu, you are really amazing, but why do you always..." Yan Mi withdrew the rest of the words, "I decided to punish you!"
Yan Mi stretched out a tender white hand, pressed the dummy Xing Lvxiu's chest, and fixed him in place.The other evil little hand grabbed the majestic thing of the dummy Xing Lvxiu, and pulled it straight back.The dummy Xing Lvxiu has good elasticity, Yan Mi stretched it effortlessly, and then Yan Mi suddenly let go.
The "pop" sound was very loud, although it was far from deafening, Xing Lvxiu felt that the sound almost pierced his eardrums!
Xing Luxiu silently clamped his legs, nervously feeling that something between his legs began to ache.Xing Lvxiu couldn't imagine how Yan Mi would deal with him the next time he saw Yan Mi.
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"Now charge the dummy, it's the other party's turn to start spotting moles."
Yan Mi looked bewildered and froze there.Does this mean that Law Xiu hasn't started getting moles yet? Why did he deliberately stagger the time?A great panic rose in Yan Mi's heart. He always felt an ominous premonition that made him restless.
With the disappearance of the dummy, a huge mirror appeared in front of Yan Mi's eyes.The scene in the mirror was very clear. Next to Xing Lvxiu was a dummy very similar to himself, and next to him were the same wooden table and the Four Treasures of the Study.
"Couldn't Lvxiu be looking at me just now?" Yan Mi was so stimulated that he was in a trance and started to mutter to himself.
The master of the secret realm is a master who is afraid of chaos in the world, so he immediately told the truth, "Of course, he can hear every word you say clearly. Now, it's your turn to monitor his every move. Are you happy?"
Yan Mi thought of what he had done in front of Xing Lvxiu just now, and felt ashamed and angry.Yan Mi covered her face with her hands, she didn't want to meet Xing Lvxiu again.
Shame, it was all seen.And in the end, I treated the dummy of this law cultivator...
"By the way, didn't you think the size of the dummy was too small before? I saw that there is no dummy next to your Taoist partner. I also matched it with the same majestic one for you. It is so thick and long that men are envious. How about it? , are you happy, are you so happy that you are about to pass out?", the owner of the secret realm said maliciously, and the wild laughter rang in his ears.
The master of the secret realm held a grudge against Yan Mi who had ridiculed her Taoist companion for being too weak.As soon as the opportunity came, the owner of the secret realm couldn't help but make fun of Yan Mi.
Although Yan Mi felt shy, she still opened her fingers slightly, using that gap to observe Xing Lvxiu's every move.
"Hey, you can't see you, why are you so hypocritical!", the master of the secret realm went to tease other people, and did not forget to say another stinging sentence.
However, these words inadvertently turned on Yan Mi's shameless switch. He simply stopped covering his face, but rested his chin on his hands, resting his elbows on the small wooden table, staring at the criminal law repairman with great interest. .
Anyway, he lost all the face he should have lost, so he didn't have to worry too much about it.
The root of the criminal law cultivator was already so red, he didn't dare to look at the dummy Yan Mi, and silently rubbed the ink without daring to strike.
As a natural stunner, Yan Mi's body is unbelievably beautiful, and the human body's pursuit of beauty is vividly interpreted in him.Adding black spots to the beautiful skin like suet white jade is unintentionally a kind of destruction, so Yan Mi's body is almost all white and flawless skin.There is only one mole on his body, and that mole is particularly long...
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Yan Mi's fragility and sadness did not seem to be fake, but Xing Lvxiu felt a headache.Although Yan Mi's acting skills are superb, for Xing Lvxiu who is familiar with him, he still feels that Yan Mi like this is too abnormal.
Yan Mi is a lazy person, only when his life was in danger last time did his emotions fluctuate abnormally.Even so, when she doesn't have to be alone, Yan Mi is still flamboyant as always, like a raging fire, almost burning people's hearts and souls.
This time Yan Mi was well protected by him, and she hardly suffered much.If watching the people quarreling and separating touched his sensitive and fragile heart, Xing Lvxiu would not believe it anyway.His Yan Mi is not that kind of weak person, he has his own opinions and is very strong.
"Lüxiu, you really despise me." Yan Mi's face was gloomy, and his slightly watery eyes were hesitant to speak.
Xing Lvxiu felt that he was about to explode, and glanced at the chaotic situation below, and estimated that it would really be impossible to tell the winner in a while.Xing Luxiu rubbed the center of his brows, his paralyzed face could hardly conceal his helplessness, "There are so many people here, it's inconvenient."
Xing Lvxiu is sure that this is what Yan Mi set him up for...
Xing Lvxiu felt very heartbroken, the so-called good luck is hard to disappear, probably so.
Yan Mi directly pulled Xing Lvxiu's generous palm, and hurriedly dragged him to the small forest beside him.The marble stone steps climbed all the way to the top of the mountain. At the top of the mountain, there was a square platform made of marble, with several pillars engraved with auspicious cloud patterns erected on the edge for decoration.
Across the marble floor, step on the ground full of mud, surrounded by lush trees.The dense trees on the top of the mountain blocked people's sight, Yan Mi finally lowered her head shyly, drew circles on Xing Lvxiu's palm restlessly with her index finger, and said, "Okay, you can kiss me now gone."
"I...", Xing Lvxiu opened his mouth, but he couldn't think of any useful excuse to refuse.
Yan Mi waited for a while, then slowly raised his head, his starry eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, under the disguise, Xing Lixiu forced out his true emotions, and his voice was also somewhat sad, "No need Reluctantly, I know you don't dislike me. You just don't want to touch me, I should have faced reality..."
Xing Lvxiu sighed, hugged Yan Mi's slender waist, supported the back of his head, and kissed him.Once Yan Mi is really sad, Xing Lvxiu is reluctant to make him sad, and his submission is also reasonable.
Yan Mi was not polite at all, and used her delicate lips to feel the touch of Xing Lvxiu's thin lips. After drawing the outline of his lips, she launched a fierce attack, "Hmm!"
The promised deep kiss, let me in!
At first, Xing Lvxiu just had no choice but to be teased by the little fairy Yan Mi, and the passion in his heart was also ignited.Yan Mi was very proactive, and he felt a little frustrated when he took the initiative to repair the criminal law.
Xing Lvxiu opened his eyes slightly, Yan Mi's beautiful and charming face was right in front of his eyes, his fair skin was smooth and tender, without any blemishes.The warm light in the woods seemed to cast a faint halo on his face, making him look even more beautiful.The warm and soft touch is intoxicating, and those few dissatisfied "hmm" sounds have a bit of a bewitching atmosphere, and they want to hook people's hearts out of their chests!
Xing Lvxiu naturally knew why Yan Mi was dissatisfied, he no longer suppressed it, and took the initiative, penetrated into Yan Mi's mouth, and turned his world upside down.Unexpectedly, Yan Mi threw away his helmet and armor along the way.He didn't want to show weakness either, so he ruthlessly entangled with Xing Lvxiu, and the ambiguous sound of "tsk tsk" water rang in the ears of the two, dyeing this green grove with a charming atmosphere.
Xing Lvxiu changed his previous calm and restrained character, and relentlessly sucked the sweetness from Yan Mi's mouth, intending to rob him of everything.
Yan Misex has a heart, a heart, and a heart, but the problem is that her strength has not kept up.He clasped Xing Lvxiu's back tightly with both hands, grabbed Xing Lvxiu's clothes impatiently, and then caressed him ambiguously.
In the end, Yan Mi's eyes were glued to Xing Lvxiu's chest, his blood-red lips were slightly parted, and he was panting slowly.
"Okay, now that you're done making out, let's move on to the challenge."
The familiar Qing Yue's voice rang in his ears, Yan Mi's eyes widened with anger, and he couldn't help cursing: "You even peeped on me making out with Lv Xiu, I knew you were not a serious person!"
"The last match is over, and I was about to give out rewards, but I found that the No.1 pair was missing from the stone platform. Of course, I have to look for it. I didn't bother you to do business, and I was already very conscientious. "
Xing Lvxiu was very embarrassed, his ears were slightly red, and his face was calm.He changed the subject, "What reward is No.1?"
"Shake the bed, it works well."
A large bed appeared out of nowhere on the field, the bed frame was made of sandalwood, and the carved patterns were very beautiful.The translucent red gauze curtain was raised, revealing the mandarin ducks playing in the water quilt inside.The design of this bed is very exquisite, and it is a bit shaky when the wind blows, and it keeps making "babbling and babbling" sounds.
"Don't look at its posture that is about to collapse, this bed is very strong. This is the proud work of a master craftsman back then, and it was sold out as soon as it was born..."
"No, thank you." Xing Lvxiu refused.
The owner of the secret realm continued to sell, "Don't refuse in a hurry, take it back and try it again, and you won't be willing to throw it away for safekeeping. Tossing on this bed with a Taoist companion, the experience is more joyful than a fairy!"
"Just a little effort can cause the earth to shake and the mountains to shake. If you are as powerful as usual, the effect will be even more amazing. After using this bed, my Taoist companion who is keeping you is reluctant to leave you Yes, hahaha..."
Yan Mi blushed, and glanced at Xing Lvxiu, "Lvxiu, I think this thing is really good, just accept it."
There was no expression on Xing Lvxiu's paralyzed face, he turned his head numbly, staring at the shy Yan Mi, his eyes revealed an expression of disbelief.
Yan Mi's shyness is shyness, and she will not miss a single thing that should be done.He didn't speak, he could only hold Xing Lvxiu's big palm and shook it, his big black stone-like eyes blinked, full of expectation and prayer.
Xing Lvxiu was under a lot of pressure and wished he could dig a hole to bury himself.His tall and majestic back looks a bit stooped, adding a bit of decadent and bleak air.In the end, he was finally defeated and agreed to Yan Mi's request.
What responded to Xing Lvxiu was the wild laughter of the gift giver, which made him feel ashamed.
Yan Mi successfully got what he wanted, and the smile on his face became brighter, and he kissed Xing Lvxiu directly on the cheek, "Lvxiu, you are so kind."
I must serve you well in return!
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After the start of the next level, the scene before Yan Mi's eyes changed again, and small compartments appeared one after another. The compartments had no doors and were covered with black cloth.There are ten serial numbers written on the black cloth, from one to eleven.
There are also some people standing beside Yan Mi, they are all people who participated in the challenge.
"This level is to smell the fragrance and know the Taoist companions. Your Taoist companions are all in the compartment, and you can smell the smell inside through the black cloth. There is only one cup of tea. When the time is up, you need to report yourself one by one. s answer."
Yan Mi curled up her fingers, and lightly flicked the dead leaves on her sleeves.This was just touched in the woods, that is to say, their current physical condition is still in the same condition as when they competed with the stone steps.this means……
"This side smells like sweat, that side smells like sweat, this is hell!" said a certain monk with a broken face.If it is usually fine, if you deliberately smell it carefully, and find out the body fragrance of the Taoist companion hidden in the sweat, then it is simply a crime.
Another monk was also at a loss, "His body fragrance is not obvious, how can he find it among the crowd?"
"This is a bit like that, and that is also a bit like that, which one is it?"
Thinking of the intimate time in the grove just now, Yan Mi secretly smiled.He can guarantee that Xing Lvxiu smells like a goblin now!And of course, the smell of sweat...
Immortal cultivators have sharp ears and eyes, and their sense of smell is too ordinary.They can easily smell the smell inside just by standing outside, but it's not easy to tell the difference.
Yan Mi put her green and white jade fingers in front of her nose, sniffed lightly, and engraved her own smell into her mind.Then, like everyone present, he performed a cleansing formula to clean up the sweat and other things on his body, and he became refreshed again.
Yan Mi finally understood why the body purification formula had failed just now, and it turned out that he was waiting for them here.Yan Mi started to identify from the first compartment with brisk steps, her eyebrows were slightly frowned, and her troubled look was very good-looking.
The nine people around were silently guarding against each other. They didn't know whether they could draw their swords and eradicate their opponents in this level, so they kept standing still.Yan Mi's beautiful facial features are enviable and enviable, but also fascinating.
Seeing the beauty's worried appearance, many people felt their minds fluttering, wishing to solve his problems and let him bloom a dazzling smile in their arms.
Yan Mi walked over in disgust, wishing she could pinch her nose and run away.Yan Mi recognized Xing Lvxiu immediately, and just to be on the safe side, he smelled them all.
After confirming the answer, Yan Mi felt relieved, stepped back and stood aside, never willing to step into this Shura hell again!
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Yan Mi successfully passed and entered the next level.This time, it was Xing Lvxiu who was looking for him.Yan Mi stood in a room with the people from the previous round, the room was empty except for a table in the middle with a burning candle on the table.There is a puppet figure in the corner of the room. The puppet figure stands there with its eyes closed, wearing black close-fitting clothes, and looks very creepy.
There was only one door in the room, and the door was covered with a piece of white paper taller than a person.Across the door, standing outside is the Taoist companion of Yan Mi and others.
"Pose a pose for each of you, and your Taoist companion will observe the shadows cast on the white paper and guess your identities."
After remembering the movements of these ten people, the puppets posed in various poses.
Xing Lvxiu and the others looked at the figure on the white paper, obviously it was not Yan Mi himself.The other party took the first posture of drawing a sword, and the posture was a little stiff.
"This must be a puppet, I knew this question is not that simple!", one person said angrily.
This rule was unclear, which made them feel lucky, and then slapped them to the bottom again.
"Who is this one who draws the sword? Unless there is something related to the past, otherwise he will definitely not be able to recognize it."
"Hey, look at this, what are you doing here standing on tiptoe? Is he implying that he is too short?"
After passing the level of smelling the fragrance and knowing the Taoist couple just now, they found that those who gave the wrong answer also stayed.From this point of view, this level is not fighting each other, and the atmosphere between them has also eased.
Xing Lvxiu had no clue, and he didn't know what pose Yan Mi would pose.Suddenly, the puppet stood still, with his back to everyone, but his standing posture was a bit weird.
Xing Lvxiu recognized it at a glance, this must be Yan Mixuan's posture.The puppet's body is stiff and its posture is weird. If Yan Mi goes into battle after being dragged to death, the effect will be completely different.
After everyone gave their answers individually, the owner of the secret realm also began to announce the answers.
The first person who drew his sword came out and glanced at his Taoist companion, his expression was not good, "Do you recognize me?"
"No. What does this posture have to do with you? It's hard to guess, and you still have to make trouble!" His Taoist companion also looked dissatisfied.
The man sneered, "You were all wrong when you answered the questions before. I yelled that I would kill you next time. It seems that you didn't remember."
A dark light flashed, and the sword was unsheathed.The man raised his sword and chased his Taoist companion to slash, and the scene was so frenzied for a while that it made people speechless.The next people came out one after another, and those who guessed right were overjoyed, while those who guessed wrong had mixed reactions.
Now there is a person being chased and beaten by a Taoist companion. Seeing this scene, everyone's heart began to fluctuate.They began to blame each other, and the problems encountered in the previous challenges came out at this juncture, and there was a trend of getting worse.Of course, there are also many people who are considerate and comfort each other, very warm and sweet.
Finally it was Yan Mi's turn to come out. With his back to the crowd, he assumed the standing posture just now.Yan Mi is very relaxed, her posture is lazy, and she looks like she has no bones.Yan Mi was dressed in red, as bright as cinnabar, with a charming and coquettish aura that made people intoxicated.Just a beautiful back is enough to make everyone fascinated.
"What a nice view."
Someone suddenly realized, "I thought this posture was weird just now, so it's because the puppet's limbs are stiff and it's not like a dog."
"It's really a stunner!" A certain monk looked obsessed.
Yan Mi turned his head slowly, with a lazy air, his eyes were fixed on Xing Lvxiu, his red lips were slightly hooked, and he gave a thrilling smile, "Lvxiu, did you guess it?"
"Yeah." Xing Lvxiu walked over, took Yan Mi's hand and walked to the corner, before continuing to talk to him.
Xing Lvxiu was careful on purpose, leaning his back against the wall so that Yan Mi facing him could only leave a moving back view for everyone, and no one else could peek at that smiling face.Xing Lvxiu raised his eyes and looked over Yan Mi to those who showed obsessive or salivating gazes, the murderous intent in his eyes was undisguised.
Shocked by him, everyone withdrew their gazes, pretending nothing had happened.After waiting for a while, he was relieved to see that Xing Lvxiu hadn't come to trouble him.When they came back to their senses, they also began to think about another question.Why didn't my Taoist companion angrily accuse me just now, and let myself stare at the beauty?
The answer is obvious, the other party is doing the same thing as himself, looking at the beauty.The only people who were not affected were the two couples who were fighting, and no one else, including a few women, could escape Yan Mi's magic.
Originally, the monk who came out after Yan Mi was very angry with his Taoist companion, strode up to his dazzled Taoist companion, and "slapped" two big ears.
Thanks to Little Fairy Yan Mi, the scene became even more chaotic.The little goblin has no heart of repentance, these people are not strong enough, what does it have to do with him?From the beginning to the end, the only person he wanted to seduce was Xing Lvxiu.
"Lüxiu, you are amazing. I was at the back of the queue, and I saw the people in front of me posing in various poses. I didn't have many choices left. I racked my brains and only came up with this. Fortunately, you guessed it. bingo."
Suddenly want to pose a pose, the Taoist companion can only see the back, that kind of difficulty is not ordinary.Not to mention highly recognizable poses, in such a tense situation where time is arguing, it is not bad to be able to come up with a pose.
Most of the 10 people chose a posture randomly as if giving up on themselves, and then resigned themselves to their fate.It was like the person who was the first to make a gesture, his mind went blank because he was too anxious, and finally he only made an inexplicable gesture of drawing his sword, which almost killed his Taoist companion.However, as a gesture that was still slightly reminding, if his Taoist companion failed to recognize it, he could only admit it.
Some people who had learned a certain sword technique had an idea, and directly performed the moves in the sword, and only then did they win the round.Yan Mi took a slanted sword, intending to use her most obvious charm to remind Xing Lvxiu.When seeing the nondescript pose of the puppet, Yan Mi almost wanted to cry.
With such a ghostly appearance, all sense of beauty has been destroyed, guess what?
"I thought that posture was weird at the time, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I remembered you standing by the window and observing the bustling scene on the street..." Xing Lvxiu fell into the memory, and talked to Yan Mi about the shock of the year glance.
Yan Mi was delighted, Xing Lvxiu's words were the greatest affirmation of his strength.Although he failed to successfully abduct Xing Lvxiu to bed every night, Xing Lvxiu will still be amazed by himself like a disaster in life.I am really capable, I believe that if I continue to work hard, sooner or later I will be able to fix the criminal law and put abductees to bed.
If I, the little goblin who amazes and fascinates Xing Lvxiu, can't make him faint, then Xing Lvxiu will be lonely and lonely all his life, unable to enjoy the fun of double cultivation?
Yan Mi's eyes were shining brightly, as if she wanted to save Xun Lvxiu and the water and fire.
Xing Lvxiu was very puzzled, he didn't know what touched Yan Mi, and made him think of some inexplicable things.
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"It's about to enter the next level, everyone, get ready."
The master of the secret realm didn't interrupt them for a long time, just to watch the excitement.These people didn't disappoint him either. The fights and quarrels were really exciting.His old man's old heart will be driven by them, and he will become younger.
The scene in front of him changed again, and Yan Mi found himself in a very empty room again.Compared with the previous room, this room looks much more luxurious... At least there is a big carpet embroidered with large peony flowers on the floor, which looks very elegant and luxurious.
There was a simple small wooden table on the carpet, and there were pens, ink, paper and inkstones on the table.Counting it down, this should be the room with the most furniture, which is really touching.
After sweeping the room, Yan Mi's face immediately changed, and she bit her lips in annoyance.
Before leaving with Xing Luxiu, Yan Mi, a slacker, only knew what characters looked like, and never wrote them at all.Later, when the two got married, Xing Lvxiu taught Yan Mi to take care of the property.It was only then that Yan Mi started to learn to write, his handwriting was so ugly that he was ashamed to see others.
Every time, Yan Mi wrote it on paper first, and then the criminal law repairer copied it again and called it to his subordinates.Therefore, those who don't know the truth often flatter Yan Mi, saying that he and Xing Lvxiu are indeed a match made in heaven, and that they can even learn the handwriting so similar that people can't tell the truth from the fake.Yan Mi could only smile wryly at this.
A pattern suddenly appeared on the white paper, which was the appearance of a person.One half is the front, the other half is the back, separated.
"This level is called spotting moles on the body, please first put the moles on your body on the paper."
The voice of the master of the secret realm was still clear and moving, but many people who heard his words blushed.
Yan Mi's small mouth was slightly opened, his face was astonished, and his eyes were full of anger, which was completely opposite to everyone's reaction.
On the paper, it was just a circle drawn with a brush, and a very crude human figure was drawn.If you can imagine something wrong just by looking at this thing, then why would Yan Mi be so obsessed with throwing down the criminal law cultivator, wouldn't it be more convenient to stare at his appearance in the robe and portray all kinds of eclectic scenes in his mind?
Faced with such an unreliable secret, Yan Mi really wanted to kick this small table over!
There are many levels that are too embarrassing to say?It was agreed that the thin-skinned people should not try it easily?What kind of crap are these!
Yan Mi was so angry that his chest heaved violently, his beautiful red phoenix eyes were full of anger, and his face with thin anger appeared more beautiful and glamorous, and even more fascinating.
Yan Mi picked up the pen, dabbed on the paper with some ink on it, and then angrily threw the pen aside.
"The answer collection is complete. Now, please draw the moles on your Taoist companions. Most of the Taoist companions know each other's body very well. It is estimated that there will be many people who answer this level correctly, so I advise everyone to answer the questions carefully. One who does not Be careful if you lose, what awaits you will be an extremely cruel punishment."
"I'm wrong with such a simple question, I will never be polite. Especially for those who just failed to find the Taoist partner level, I believe you will not want to know how these punishments add up."
Threatening words shrouded everyone's hearts, and everyone only felt shuddering.How many strange secrets were left behind by the soaring Da Neng back then, far beyond what small pawns like them can imagine.Maybe this wisp of divine consciousness can smash these golden cores into pieces at will...
Yan Mi didn't react at all, there were a sea of people who could crush him to death, as long as he didn't use his strength to act like a demon.If you are really afraid, he can be a turtle every day now.
On the red peony carpet, a dummy appeared that looked like a real one.This dummy has exactly the same handsome appearance as Xing Lixiu, with the same height and figure.If it hadn't been confirmed that the dummy was not breathing, Yan Mi didn't know if the dummy would suddenly stand up and call his name.
At the same time, a huge mirror appeared in Xing Lvxiu's room, and the mirror projected the picture in Yan Mi's room, and the sound was very clear.
"Huh? How can my law repairer be so short? His here is huge, rubbish and fake! If this fake is real, those are trash, he might not even be able to do it if you put him in bed!" , Yan Mixu grumbled, her small mouth pouted slightly, and the look of disgust on her face couldn't be more obvious.
Xing Lvxiu, who kept hearing every single word, said, "..."
There is no dummy like Yan Mi in his room, so it is estimated that his current task is to watch Yan Mi give him a mole, or watch that kind secretly.
After hearing Yan Mi's words, the master of the secret realm didn't bother to look at the embarrassing expressions of the female cultivators.He did it directly, and the size of the dummy Xing Lvxiu became larger.
"It's still too young. Was your previous Taoist partner also short and small like this? Are you sure you don't feel that life is boring and you want to have sex with someone else?" Yan Mi had an unfriendly expression on his face.
When someone touched his bottom line, Yan Mi couldn't maintain his calm.Although with his strength, he might not be able to fight against this remnant soul, and he might make him miserable, but Yan Mi just couldn't swallow this breath.
"Don't go too far, or I won't be polite to you." Faced with Yan Mi's aggressive posture, the owner of the secret realm also began to feel bad.
There have been countless people who have entered the secret realm over the years. Although they all have some opinions on him, there are really few who are not afraid of provocation like Yan Mi.He has a lot of masochists, and he is a ghost if he can be kind to Yan Mi.
Xing Lvxiu tensed up and was very worried.
"You actually think that I will commit myself to a short and useless man. You are insulting me and trampling on my self-esteem. I would rather die than surrender!"
The owner of the secret realm was speechless, what kind of little fairy is this, with such a different and unique idea.It's a pity that this is just a ray of consciousness, and its strength has weakened a lot after years of erosion. He doesn't want to waste his strength because of a little thing.The goblin that I can't see through at a glance is probably some kind of powerful celestial plant.
Under Yan Mi's strong request, the dummy Xing Lvxiu also has the same size as the deity, which is really gratifying.
Looking at the mirror, Xing Lvxiu had mixed feelings in his heart, wishing to poke his eyes and lose his hearing.However, these are just unrealistic ideas, and now he can only watch Yan Mi continue to tinker.
"Well, he is really an obedient monk. He didn't hide from him and forced me to use certain methods. Not bad." Qingyue's voice sounded abruptly.
The corner of Xing Luxiu's mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.
Xing Lvxiu saw the mirror that popped out of nothing, and after a little thought, he understood the intention of the master of the secret realm.Judging from the experience accumulated in the previous levels, the owner of this secret realm is really not a good person.He avoided it on purpose, maybe it would just give the other party another chance to tease him.
Sure enough, those who wanted to pretend to be blind and refused to look in the mirror all tasted the taste of collapse.When he turned his head, the mirror ran along; when he looked at the ground, the mirror fell down; when he closed his eyes, the image in the mirror appeared directly in his mind.The master of the secret realm observed these monks with great interest, seeing their extremely frustrated expressions, a burst of joy suddenly rose in his heart.
The appearance of these children overbearing is really cute. In the secret environment he set up, no amount of struggle is futile.Wouldn't it be nice to play a game obediently and go home with candy at the end?A secret realm that is not life-threatening at all is such a rare existence, they have to be grateful to themselves.
In the room, Yan Mi looked at the dummy Xing Lvxiu, his eyes sparkled, "Lvxiu, how long has it been since I've seen you naked? I'm so pitiful. Since I got married, I've been... oh."
Just as Yan Mi started to feel emotional, the mysterious master who appeared everywhere like a ghost rang out, and swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.If I accidentally told my scandal just now, I would probably be laughed to death by him right now.
Yan Mi thought silently, picked up a pen and dipped in ink, "Lüxiu's face is very clean, without moles, and the same is true on his neck. Other places..."
Yan Mi bit her pen in distress and thought, her pretty face wrinkled into a ball, looking very cute.
Except for the first time they indulged in sexual intercourse in the valley of smoke, Yan Mi never saw Xing Lvxiu's body again.If it wasn't for Xing Lvxiu who occasionally practiced martial arts shirtless, Yan Mi might have passed out directly.
"He has a mole on his waist, and this place on his back..." Yan Mi recalled the condition of Xing Luxiu's upper body relatively quickly.But when it reached the lower body, Yan Mi felt that his brain was about to explode.
"Bastard!" Yan Mi stretched out a tender white hand, and slapped the dummy Xing Luxiu, "Hey, this dummy is so soft."
Yan Mi thought it was fun, stretched out his hand and pressed it, and the dummy was sunk in one piece.When Yan Mi let go, the sunken skin of the dummy returned to its original state, full of elasticity.
Yan Mi seemed to have found a fun toy, and kept pressing and pulling on the dummy Xing Luxiu.After playing for a while, Yan Mi let go of his hand, and picked up the pen to meditate again.
Recalling the condition of Xing Luxiu's lower body, Yan Mi's face became more and more red, and she was very cute when she was shy.His bewitching face also became more charming because of this blush, like a flower that is about to drip, releasing its own beauty in full bloom, waiting for the beloved to pick it.
He only saw Xing Lixiu's lower body once. At that time, the two of them were on the grass... He vaguely remembered Xing Lixiu's perfect abdominal muscles and good-looking muscles, but he had almost no impression of Xing Lixiu's thighs!Which position did you see clearly when you were doing it?
Looking back at the beginning, Yan Mi's memory seems a little fuzzy, but the deepest thing in his mind is the ecstasy of pleasure, which he still has endless aftertaste.
Yan Mi couldn't help but licked the corner of his mouth, and hummed softly: "Lyxiu, Lvxiu, you are big and live well..." This song was made up by Yan Mi casually, and it sounds very weird, but it doesn't hinder him The more you hum, the happier you feel.
Looking at Yan Mi's increasingly beautiful face, Xing Lvxiu's eyes darkened involuntarily.The color is like a spring flower, and the color is vivid and fragrant, nothing is better than this.
On the other end, after humming the song, Yan Mi faced the bleak reality, continued to recall in great pain, and found Xing Lvxiu's leg from the beautiful scenes, and finally completed the work of spotting the mole.The moment it was finished, Yan Mi felt relieved, and violently beat up the dummy Xing Lvxiu to vent his anger.
"It's about to blow my mind, Xing Lvxiu, you're so good!" Yan Mi kicked over, and the dummy Xing Lvxiu rolled around a few times, very pitiful.
Criminal law repair: "..."
After Yan Mi's anger subsided, she arranged the dummy, and her eyes fell between the dummy's legs.Yan Mi sneered, his eyes flickering coldly.The bad water in Yan Mi's stomach started to boil, urging him to do bad things.
When Xing Lvxiu saw Yan Mi's dandyish attitude, he knew that something bad was going to happen, and he secretly complained.Xing Lvxiu suddenly remembered that when he was in the Wuji Sect, the furious leader cleaned up the mess for his son Jing Xian.At other times, the head of the sect was trembling with anger from Jing Xian, but there was nothing he could do about him.
"Lüxiu, you are really amazing, but why do you always..." Yan Mi withdrew the rest of the words, "I decided to punish you!"
Yan Mi stretched out a tender white hand, pressed the dummy Xing Lvxiu's chest, and fixed him in place.The other evil little hand grabbed the majestic thing of the dummy Xing Lvxiu, and pulled it straight back.The dummy Xing Lvxiu has good elasticity, Yan Mi stretched it effortlessly, and then Yan Mi suddenly let go.
The "pop" sound was very loud, although it was far from deafening, Xing Lvxiu felt that the sound almost pierced his eardrums!
Xing Luxiu silently clamped his legs, nervously feeling that something between his legs began to ache.Xing Lvxiu couldn't imagine how Yan Mi would deal with him the next time he saw Yan Mi.
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"Now charge the dummy, it's the other party's turn to start spotting moles."
Yan Mi looked bewildered and froze there.Does this mean that Law Xiu hasn't started getting moles yet? Why did he deliberately stagger the time?A great panic rose in Yan Mi's heart. He always felt an ominous premonition that made him restless.
With the disappearance of the dummy, a huge mirror appeared in front of Yan Mi's eyes.The scene in the mirror was very clear. Next to Xing Lvxiu was a dummy very similar to himself, and next to him were the same wooden table and the Four Treasures of the Study.
"Couldn't Lvxiu be looking at me just now?" Yan Mi was so stimulated that he was in a trance and started to mutter to himself.
The master of the secret realm is a master who is afraid of chaos in the world, so he immediately told the truth, "Of course, he can hear every word you say clearly. Now, it's your turn to monitor his every move. Are you happy?"
Yan Mi thought of what he had done in front of Xing Lvxiu just now, and felt ashamed and angry.Yan Mi covered her face with her hands, she didn't want to meet Xing Lvxiu again.
Shame, it was all seen.And in the end, I treated the dummy of this law cultivator...
"By the way, didn't you think the size of the dummy was too small before? I saw that there is no dummy next to your Taoist partner. I also matched it with the same majestic one for you. It is so thick and long that men are envious. How about it? , are you happy, are you so happy that you are about to pass out?", the owner of the secret realm said maliciously, and the wild laughter rang in his ears.
The master of the secret realm held a grudge against Yan Mi who had ridiculed her Taoist companion for being too weak.As soon as the opportunity came, the owner of the secret realm couldn't help but make fun of Yan Mi.
Although Yan Mi felt shy, she still opened her fingers slightly, using that gap to observe Xing Lvxiu's every move.
"Hey, you can't see you, why are you so hypocritical!", the master of the secret realm went to tease other people, and did not forget to say another stinging sentence.
However, these words inadvertently turned on Yan Mi's shameless switch. He simply stopped covering his face, but rested his chin on his hands, resting his elbows on the small wooden table, staring at the criminal law repairman with great interest. .
Anyway, he lost all the face he should have lost, so he didn't have to worry too much about it.
The root of the criminal law cultivator was already so red, he didn't dare to look at the dummy Yan Mi, and silently rubbed the ink without daring to strike.
As a natural stunner, Yan Mi's body is unbelievably beautiful, and the human body's pursuit of beauty is vividly interpreted in him.Adding black spots to the beautiful skin like suet white jade is unintentionally a kind of destruction, so Yan Mi's body is almost all white and flawless skin.There is only one mole on his body, and that mole is particularly long...
The author has something to say: Author: "Finally finished the word count, go catch up on sleep~"
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