[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Hey! Little girl, hurry up and sing a little song for Master Ben!" Mi Ji twisted the waist of the bucket and flicked his fat fish tail, spitting at the little mermaid hiding behind a certain rock in the "Unbelievable Pond". Bubble hello.

The Little Mermaid glanced timidly, shaking her head and tail in front of her, and said some kind of unnamed big fat fish in Javanese language in her mouth, then changed a piece without looking back. Check the unknown species of fish to hide on the far stones, and then start counting the small tentacles on the aquatic plants in front of you.

"Gudu~" A certain fish vomited a big bubble on the spot, then moved closer to the little mermaid, continued to flirt, and even swept the little mermaid's tail with its tail fin.As a result, the little mermaid "chucked" in surprise, and quickly ran to the corner of the pond farthest from this "scary fish".

The little mermaid who scared away the little mermaid was not depressed. He got under the rock where the little mermaid was hiding before, and transformed into a little mermaid. Of course, the sex is the same as the one in the pool, and it is also female. .

Tiny!you run!Anyway, this young master now knows your body structure, even if you don't sing a section to this young master, this young master can sing to himself with the same small voice as you!

Then he broke off a water plant, pinned the small flower that bloomed on the water plant to his ear, and swam calmly and gracefully to the corner where the Little Mermaid was hiding now. Under the extremely curious and astonished expression of the Little Mermaid, he turned around. After laps, Shi Shiran swam away.

Miji·Mermaid·Beating Dike swam to the pond with great poise, jumped onto a slender palm in the posture of a carp jumping over a dragon's gate, and was then lifted up by the owner of the palm and held it in front of him.

"Ahem!" Miji Mermaid Dadike tried his throat symbolically, and felt that the voice in his ears was the kind of melodious sound he had imagined. He nodded in satisfaction, and then opened his mouth to start sang.

"I want to sing me to you, while you are young like a flower, let the flowers bloom to your heart's content, and decorate your years with my buds.

Who can replace you, love to the fullest while you are young, my dearest, let's be together after a long journey.

Let me sing to you, give me your innocent smile.

We should have happy, happy, sunny times.

Let me sing to you, and touch you with my hottest feelings, okay?

The years are worth remembering and nostalgic, the shy red ~ face. "

All the fish in the pond quietly gathered in front of Yiermi, and the little mermaid who was hiding aside also swam over when she heard the clear singing, sitting on the stone by the pond and shaking her head.When Mi Ji continued to sing the second verse, the little mermaid also hummed softly following the melody that Mi Ji sang.

At the end of the song, the little mermaid transformed into an admiration looked down at the bank of the pool, looked up at his little mermaid, then raised his head to look at Yi Ermi with a proud smile.

How is it, girl?Be conquered by this young master's singing!

The joy in the dark was carried by Yiermi with one hand and brought into the villa.

But at this time, a system broadcast suddenly sounded in the game: "Now I would like to inform all players that a certain player has collected 100 of the 99 designated cards just now, and a game quiz contest will be held in 10 minutes. This quiz contest, all players in the game can participate. There are a total of 100 questions in the contest, all of which are related to the acquisition of designated cards. The player who answers the most questions correctly will receive the No. 000 card, 'The Ruler's Blessing '. Players please open the card book and wait for a while, after the quiz contest starts, you can submit the answers to the questions through the card book."

After hearing the broadcast, all the residents in the villa where the two of Mi Ji were staying came to the lobby on the first floor of the villa.Mi Ji has also returned to his original appearance from the state of "Pocket Mermaid", and then occupied the most comfortable position on the sofa, summoned the card book, and waited quietly for the GM to come up with a question.

"Question 001: What is the hair color of the elder who gave the NO.[-] 'Dense Forest of One Ping' relevant tips? A. Black B. Blue C. Red D. Brown E. Green."

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"Next is the last question: What is the name of card NO.000? A. The ruler's feast B. The ruler's invitation C. The ruler's invitation D. The ruler's wish E. The ruler's blessing. OK , This is the end of the quiz contest! Next, I will announce the winner of the highest score. This player has answered 100 of the 90 questions correctly, and his name is Wudu."

"Who are the five poisons?" This is the only question that pops up in the minds of almost all players in the game.Of course, it's not that there are no people who know the identities of the Five Poisons, it's just that the number is very few.

Qi Ya sat on the grass with his chest folded in frustration: "How many points did I get?"

"Five Poisons? This name sounds familiar!" Xiaojie pinched his chin in thought.

Hearing Xiaojie's words, Qi Ya stretched out a finger and poked the forehead of Xiaojie who was sitting next to him: "Hey? Hearing what you said, I also feel a little familiar!"

Bi Siji rewarded Xiaojie and Qiya each with a chestnut: "Hurry up and remind me, who is this person!"

"Didi!" Just as the cat and puppy were racking their brains to search for the term "five poisons" in their minds, Qi Ya's communicator rang.

Qi Ya picked up the phone, glanced at the phone number and said, "Hello? Second brother? What do you want from me?"

A funny and lazy voice sounded from the phone: "Qi Ya, the one who collected all 99 designated cards, is it you and Xiaojie?"

"Hmm!" Although he couldn't see Qi Ya's expression now, Mi Ji also knew that the kitten must have three words "please praise" written on his face now!

"Oh! It's nothing serious for me to find you," Mi Ji's voice came over leisurely, without any intention of praising his kitten at all, which made Qi Ya a little disappointed, but what Mi Ji said next surprised Qi Ya. Ya instantly revived on the spot with full blood!

"An owl just threw me a card with the number NO.000 on it."

.........

"Brother Miji, I brought the things!" Xiaojie, holding the empty box for the task rewards in his hand, went to the villa with Qiya and Bisji to look for Miji.

On the sofa, Mi Ji was crossing his legs and teaching the Little Mermaid to sing "Mulan" in a "babbling" manner. When he saw the three of them coming, he put the Little Mermaid on the table beside him, raised his head and asked knowingly: "The customs clearance is complete!" What reward is it?"

Xiaojie opened the box with three card slots in his hand and showed it to Mi Ji: "You can freely choose to take away three designated cards."

"So you can take three away!" Mi Ji pretended to be surprised, and asked again, shaking his legs, "What do you want to take away?"

Xiaojie and Qi Ya looked at each other, and then said: "I want to find my father, maybe, I need two card slots." Then he looked at Bisji and said, "Biski wants 'Blue Planet'."

"Oh!" Mi Ji pretended to ponder for a moment, raised his head and said, "I have a suggestion, I wonder if you can listen to it?"

Xiaojie nodded and said, "Brother Miji, tell me!"

Mi Ji explained his thoughts: "My proposal is as follows..."

Two hours later, amidst the clamor of instructions, Xiaojie and Qi Ya turned into a beam of light and disappeared from everyone's sight.And Bi Siji, the master of the two for the past few months, also waved goodbye to the four of them.

Looking at the direction where Qi Ya and the two disappeared, Mi Ji whispered: "Children, have a nice trip! Although you will be disappointed that you didn't see that super irresponsible father and father-in-law comrade, but the ants will enthusiastically You are entertained!"

"Second brother, what do you mean by what you said?" Yaluka asked with big eyes blinking.

"Xia Ke, go back and educate your husband about science!" Mi Ji threw this question that required a long explanation to his new sister-in-law.

"I'll explain this to you about Yaluka later." The knight holding Qingqing in his arms turned his head and said to Yalujia who was holding Tiantian behind him, and then turned around and said to Mi Ji with a troubled expression, "Apprentice , I must go back to Meteor Street with you, and meet your 'legendary' grandma?"

"Answer me a question first." Mi Ji looked straight into the knight's eyes, "Qingqing's father, will you take care of the child?"

"No." The knight replied honestly.

"So, every day his father, will you take care of the children?" Mi Ji asked his fourth brother behind the knight.

"No." Yaluka shook her head.

"So I just said it! Going to grandma's place is your best choice!" Mi Ji spread his hands, "Because I will send Lisa and her family of three to grandma's place!"

"Apprentice, you just lent Lisa to us!" Xia Ke smiled obsequiously, and asked for the panda directly.

"Hehe!" Mi Ji glanced at the knight, "Don't even think about it!"

"Oh!" The chivalrous man handed Qingqing to Yalujia's arms, and then pretended to hold his heart, "Miji! Miji! Why are you Miji!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Stop!" Mi Ji touched his goosebumped arm, pretending to look at the knight in disgust, "Don't act like a Xi Shi on your body, but read Juliet's lines in your mouth, okay! If you want to be a romantic heroine, please go get a haircut first, you can’t come to the guest series after taking a cucumber shot!”

"I don't want to see your parents!" Xia Ke pouted and played pitifully.

"Why?" Mi Ji was curious.

The knight lifted Qingqing up to cover his face: "I'm shy~"

Everyone turned their heads collectively, they didn't know this bastard, they really didn't know each other!

At this moment, Xiao Qingqing, who was lifted up in front of Mi Ji, said in a childlike voice, "Second Uncle, shall we eat this fish tonight?" The dying little mermaid.

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Tiantian echoed, "The fish made by the second uncle is delicious! We still want to eat it! But the fish caught today is too small, I don't know if it is enough for the two of us." ~"

Mi Ji was ashamed, who could tell him when these two little ancestors caught this poor and such a small "fish"?Looking at the appearance of the little mermaid who has been breathing in more and less out, it is obvious that she has been held in the hands of the bear for a long time!And ah!Why was she taken out of the "Island of Greed" without being put in the belly pocket by Ding Dong or put in the card box?Is this the benefit of being born on the "Island of Greed" dear!

The author has something to say: This song sung by Mi Ji is called "I Want to Sing Me to You". There are two versions. I personally like the lyrical version of Lao Lang and Wang Zheng. I recommend everyone to listen to it~ After listening I really want to fall in love ~ hee hee ~