[Hunter] Become a funny milk

In a park in the middle of the street near the cemetery building, where the underground auction is held, a bald man in a suit and leather shoes, with a strange expression on his face alternately alternately expecting, bewildered, excited, and desperate, circled a big tree at the edge of the park, looking like a happy land. Jump over and over.

The big tree that is being surrounded is really ordinary. It is the same as other trees planted everywhere in the park. It is neither full of flowers nor full of fruits, nor is it full of monkeys.Of course, this big tree has not been run around twice clockwise and then three times counterclockwise, and it will suddenly sink and crack. There are many holes under the tree, and a charming snail girl emerges. , There are such magical organs, and it itself is just an ordinary big tree.

There is a little difference between this big tree and other trees, that is, its crown is a little bigger, its trunk is thicker, and on one of its thick trunks, an orange-haired man sits straddling it. people.

At this moment, this person was fiddling with his mobile phone, and he was still muttering: "Well, here is an expression that is about to open a lottery ticket, yes, this is the look of expectation! Action? Raise your arms horizontally, and move your left foot forward. Kick twice, ok, success! Then I found out that I won 100 million in the lottery and I was shocked. Hey, it’s going to be so unbelievable! In terms of movement, keep your arms flat, and kick your right foot forward twice, ok, passed Then the next step is to accept the ecstasy of becoming a local tyrant overnight, oh, the effect of the green flames in the eyes! You have to raise your arms flat, keep your legs together, take a step forward, and then Jumping one step backward, very good, not bad! Then the lottery ticket was blown into the sewer by a gust of wind, oops, this mournful expression is in place! Continue to raise the arms horizontally, and jump forward two consecutive steps! Do it right, right! Finally, there is a Hisoka style of twisting the waist and swinging the hips, and then waving and blowing a kiss. The eyes should be enchanting, charming, beautiful, so perfect! That's it!" The man jumped down from the tree excitedly, threw his waist into the sky and laughed wildly, " I'm a genius! Meow ha ha ha!"

This idiot who put his hips up to the sky and laughed like a fool, and brazenly called himself a genius, of course it wasn't Hanamichi Sakuragi!It was the Miji classmate who yelled "Moon Prism Power Transformation" in his heart and became a knight!

At this time, Mi Ji is practicing the so-called ability to "carry the fate of others" in the operating system of the knight.And a certain unlucky guy must have stepped on the manhole cover when he was going out today, and he broke away from the crowd and came to the park in the middle of the street alone, and chose the big tree that Miji lives in impartially. Bearing the brunt, he became the first unlucky test subject for the "new knight" to get acquainted with the new ability.

Since he wants to pretend to be a knight, then he must master the ability of a knight!For acting, of course we have to do a full set!To play a new profession, you must be familiar with the various skills of this profession, and to pretend to be a person is to act like a person. This is what a dedicated game player does!

It's just that manipulating a living person is much more fun than controlling an airplane and car with a handle!Can an airplane make so many expressions?Of course not!Can cars do the bunny dance?Certainly not!oh!The class skills of this new class are really interesting!he likes!I just don't know if throwing the antenna on the "Pocket Mermaid" who doesn't show face can make it open its golden mouth and give it a two-player!

Almost familiar with his abilities, Mi Ji controlled the bald security guard to take the gun that had been discarded on the ground just now, and returned along the same path that the bald security guard had walked before.At this time, there were already explosions in other areas, and everyone in the brigade had already kicked off the bloody cleansing, so the side he was in charge of couldn't lag behind, and had to start taking action immediately.

The bald security guard, who was controlled by Mi Ji, walked out of the woods in the park with a serious expression.As soon as his dazzling bald head appeared, he was spotted by a sharp-eyed man in a suit, who hurriedly stepped forward and shouted at the bald head: "Boss! You are finally back! Other areas around the building have suffered Here comes the attack!"

"Boss? Are you calling me?" the bald head tilted his head and looked at the men in suits who walked out.

"You are so wise and powerful, of course you are our leader!" The man in the suit smiled awkwardly at the bald head, then turned his head to look at the smoke and dust raised by the battle in other areas, and said to the bald head anxiously, "Boss! We are the only ones that have not been attacked yet! What should we do next?"

The bald man's serious expression suddenly brightened. He raised his chin and raised one corner of his mouth, then raised his hand and touched the top of his shiny head: "Don't call me boss! You should call me Sailor uniform Sailor Moon——Shui Bingyue!" After speaking, she cast an extremely alluring eyebrow at the people opposite.

"Sailor suit?" "Beautiful girl?" "Soldier?" "Shui Bingyue?" The bald head's words shocked the jaws of a group of subordinates in front of him.

The bald head didn't seem to see the astonishment of his subordinates. He held the gun in front of his chest with both hands, and his eyes suddenly became sharp like knives: "I will now represent the moon and destroy you!" After finishing speaking, without waiting for the reaction of everyone in front of him, He pressed the trigger on the gun.

The armed forces of the security team in this area that Mi Ji was in charge of were soon disintegrated by this pretended "Sailor Moon", but unfortunately, at the last moment, our "Shui Bingyue" and his predecessor The subordinates went to Huangquan together.

In fact, he wanted this bald-headed guest to play the role of the night dress mask, but the night dress mask is all lines used to pick up girls, which is not applicable here, so he can only let this guy play Moon Hare instead!

From the well-preserved corpses, Mi Ji picked out a suit that was basically in good condition, dusted off the dust on it, put it on his body neatly, and walked into the cemetery building openly under the eyes of everyone.

He walked into the backstage of the auction site with a calm face, and saw that all the spiders except Kuroro and Nobunaga gathered here. Of course, there was no Kurapika here.Everyone watched the "Xia Ke" walk in with a look of surprise, only Hisoka raised his hand without changing his face, and greeted him in his usual tone: "Yo Hou~Xiao Jiji~"

After Mi Ji corrected Hisoka by calling him countless times but failed, he had long since given up arguing with him, which was obviously futile, but the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he said seriously: "Please call me a knight!"

Hisoka grinned: "Hmm~ Got it~ Xiaojiji~"

A certain nerve on Miji's forehead twitched and twitched, and finally resisted breaking it, and then inserted all the antennas in his hand. The spider had already subdued it in advance, and the auction was about to begin. host head.

The conversation between Miji and Hisoka was short, but it was enough to solve the doubts in the spiders' hearts.

Xiaodi handed the auction items to Kubi one by one, and Kubi used "the left hand of the god, the right hand of the devil" to copy the exact same things, and then handed them over to Pike Norda, who put these things in the order of auction They were lined up on the ground.

Mi Ji simply glanced at these precious auction items obtained by gangsters through shady means.He turned his mind around, it seems that in the auction on this day in the original book, there was a pair of red eyes participating in the auction, but because of his unintentional actions when he was young, the meeting between Kuroro and Kurapika in this world, a whole day Ten years earlier, the eyes of those Kuruta clansmen were finally reduced to ashes by flames, so there were no red eyes to participate in today's auction.

The host walked up to the stage very normally under the control of the comic, and behind him was the rather feminine Pike Norda, who was dressed in a black evening dress and pretended to be a hostess.Pike Norda was pushing a trolley for display in her hand, and on it was an imitation that was copied by Kube and could only last for 24 hours.As for the original real auction items in the auction, they have already been properly collected by the brigade.

The auction will be carried out in an orderly manner. As each piece of imitation is sold at a high price, the day's activities of the brigade are basically coming to an end.In the end, Kubi made fake corpses of everyone in the brigade in the same hall that Kurolo, Shiba and Zeno had destroyed. The mission of the group was finally completed, and they all returned to the temporary base of the brigade.

Kuroro and Kurapika did not come back with the main force, but it was not yet the time Kuroro set to gather, so everyone in the brigade went about their own business in twos and threes.

And the Yier fan hadn't arrived at the base yet, so Mi Ji picked up his phone to look through it boredly, and then found a text message sent by the knight not long ago.

"Wow! Apprentice! I didn't even know you loved me so much! You secretly took a picture of me when I wasn't looking!"

Mi Ji replied to the message, dumbfounded: "You two! Your head full of achnatherum splendens, from which corner of the memory was searched, told you that you took this photo?"

After a while, the knight returned a text message: "Professor Snape, I really don't have much impression of this photo! But I did take a group of photos like this! If you don't believe me, scroll back!" I really attached four photos. In the photos, Xia Ke posed cute photos of the four numbers one, three, four, and five with his fingers. Among them, two is really missing.

Mi Ji saved these four photos in his mobile phone, put them together with the one he took, adjusted the order according to the numbers, and looked at them together.Looking at the same face in each of the photos, Mi Ji couldn't help sighing, looking at these photos together, it really is a matching package.

Horse eggs!This has nothing to do with fate or tacit understanding!It's just like a human tragedy!

Mi Ji rolled his eyes helplessly, the balls of this bastard must be too busy to remember to put on all the digital moves that the brats used to show cuteness and tenderness!And from the point of view, it's all shot from top to bottom!And what's with that pouting expression? Hey!

Even if he puts the Arabic numerals from 0 to 9, it can't change the fact that he is almost 25 years old!Knight sorghum!You are already a person who is about to run to three, hey!In a few years, you will be able to sing "Where are you going, Dad" with your children?

Mi Ji chatted and quarreled with the knight one after another, and he didn't end the boring activities with the knight until Yi Ermi came back, making trouble for each other.Seeing the "Warrior" who shouldn't be here, sitting obediently in the corner with a flat stomach, and Mi Ji is missing, Yi Ermi came decisively and looked at his face with burning eyes. "Xia Ke" sat down beside him.

When Yi Ermi sat down beside him, "Xia Ke" habitually leaned on Yi Ermi's chest: "Grandpa Maha and Kurt have gone back?"

Yi Ermi let him lean on him: "Kurt was going to follow." Then he brushed the broken hair on the forehead of "Xia Ke" and looked at the face in front of him for a while, "You look good in the first place."

Mi's smile spread across his face: "Yi is the most discerning!" Then he quickly pecked Yi'er's face with a "chirp".

Ilmi's face froze, Hisoka dropped the poker card in his hand, Wojin opened his mouth but forgot to close it, Franklin blocked his big hand in front of Xiaodi's eyes, and the card in Madge's hand The needle flew into the wall...