[Hunter] Become a funny milk
Chapter 57 Missing
"Hmm..." On the reclining chair by the side of the road, Mi Ji held the "Phantom Troupe Limited Collection Promotional Photo" in his hand, looking up, down, left, and right.
"Haven't figured it out yet?" Yi Ermi stretched out her arms on the back of the chair, put both hands behind the back of the chair, tilted her head and rubbed the top of the funny hair.
"Yeah!" Responding, Mi Ji poked Fei Tan's big head photo with his fingers, "In the whole photo, most of his face is covered, only a pair of eyes are exposed! Where is he looking from? He is handsome? Although his middle part is really special." But does his appearance have something to do with being handsome?does it matter!Mi Ji frowned and thought hard.
Yesterday he showed the four men their freshly released mugshots, and the four men gave him four uniform answers, as if they had discussed it in advance!
All four of them said: "As expected, I am the most handsome!"
What a level of appreciation these people are!Standing in front of them, he is such a suave and super handsome guy in Yushu Linfeng, and he makes such a sharp contrast to them!How could they still open their eyes and speak nonsense without blushing and heartbeating!He is obviously the one holding the photo—the one who is the most handsome is Miji·Beating the Enemy, okay?
Afterwards, Mi Ji was very unwilling, and took the photo to show the cute girl Xiaodi.Xiao Di looked at the photo in a daze for three seconds, then looked at the sky and thought for three seconds, and finally she looked at the photo and said in confusion, "When did you take the photo of me?"
"I'll answer this question for you later," Mi Ji put the photo next to his head, "Tell me first, who is the most handsome?" Then he kept winking at Xiaodi, giving himself a sense of presence.
Xiao Di blinked his eyes, pointed at Mi Chi: "You..."
Mi Ji nodded desperately, his eyes filled with unconcealable pride: "I'm the most handsome! I'll just say it!"
Xiao Di looked puzzled: "Who are you?" Then she raised her right index finger and lifted her glasses up, "Handsome, what is it?" Then she walked away thinking.
Only the battered Miji was left in place, trampled and run over by a group of beasts roaring.
Mi Ji Neiu looked at the mottled ceiling with a very sad face: Director!The actress who played with him recited the wrong lines!He strongly demanded a substitution!Or else, or he's on strike!
The director quickly fulfilled his little wish.Our "Tuanhua" Maggie walked up to him gracefully, his eyes lingered between his face and the photo, and snatched the photo from Miji's hand with lightning speed, and then even more quickly The action turned the photo into debris.
A group of small question marks rose, forming a circle of angels above Mi Ji's head, and at this moment a small question floated in his mind: Debris =?
Mi Ji looked at the debris on the ground in a daze, he pondered for a long time, and finally came up with the answer to his equation: Fei Tan + Franklin + Nobunaga + Wo Jin = photo = debris = they are not handsome!
So to sum up, the image of the four guys in the brigade is unsightly, and they only deserve to be company with the dust on the ground!And Ma Qi did this to tell Mi Ji that he is the most handsome!Then the crumbs in this place are the best proof!
The self-satisfied joker went over to report to Yiermi, only to be awakened by a sentence from Yiermi: "March ruined the photo."
The photo is ruined... ruined...
Or was it destroyed right under his nose...
His 500 million monks, Smecta!
"Mi Ji," Yi Ermi recalled Mi Ji's fluttering thoughts, "I'm going to do the task!" Then Yi Ermi kissed Mi Ji on the forehead and disappeared into the crowd.
Why!Mi Ji put the last photo left in his hand into his arms and put it away, then raised his head and looked at the clear sky.
What is bright and sad?Are you talking about this sunny blue sky with a clear blue sky?maybe!Because blue represents melancholy, it can be used as sadness.Thinking about it this way, the sun represents brightness; and blue is the color of the sky, then the sky represents sadness, so the combination of the sun and the sky represents brightness and sadness!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
However, these have nothing to do with him!Here he is a bright big-headed ghost and a sad one, hey!
It's just that Yi Erfan accepted Kuroro's commission to kill ten old men and went to work!Everyone in the brigade is also preparing for the big auction at night!He was a spectator and said that he was bored again!
Before he told Kuroro that the daughter of the Noras family, Nion Noras, has the ability to predict, Kuroro took Kurapika out to steal the skills of the little girl.
Originally, he also wanted to follow along, after all, the ability to predict is quite fun, if he can get in touch with that chick, he can imitate her ability and make predictions or something in the future.
The ridiculous "simulation" ability has grown to the present. You can use your mind to contact someone with special abilities to perceive the other person's body structure, and then you can completely simulate yourself into the other person's appearance.If he is familiar with how to use the opponent's ability, he can use the opponent's ability while "imitating" the opponent's appearance.It's just that when he "simulates" someone else, he can only use the abilities of the person he "simulated", but he cannot use his own.
For example, he can now "simulate" himself as Pac Noda, learn other people's memories through physical contact, and can also fire mind bombs as weapons.
Nyon's ability is good, but between Kuroro and Kurapika, Nyon's light bulb is enough, and he doesn't need to blend in, so now he is sitting alone on the bench, all right It's boring to do.
Miji stared at the bustling crowd aimlessly. The appearance of a girl with pink hair surrounded by two maids was like the God of Transmigration miraculously sensing his prayer. In order to solve his boredom, he casually threw it to him. A piece of pie successfully allowed him to find a goal that could temporarily relieve him of boredom.
Ah?If I don't go, I will go to the mountain, but the mountain will come to him!Isn't that chick Nion Noras!Mi Ji looked left and right, and soon found the two sneaky people following Niweng. Looking at the strange costumes that seemed to be about to steal landmines, they were obviously not the cool head of the brigade, Ku. The style of Lolo and his little beauty Kurapika, so it should be Miss Nion's poor bodyguard!
The short one is Melody, what's the tall one called?oh!I have no impression!But this is not important!Judging from their appearance, they should be shopping with Nyon.Because then Nyon took her maid and bodyguards and turned into a nearby huge shopping mall.
Mi Ji made a decisive decision and decided to follow.
Walking into the shopping mall, Mi Ji found a corner where he could see Nyon and the others in action, and watched Nyon and his group of five people from a distance on the chairs provided by the mall for those shoppers to rest.
Nyon talked and laughed happily with the two maids, and made a lot of purchases at the cosmetics counter, while the two bodyguards who stole landmines were carrying bags after them, humming and humming.The tall one is better, but he suffers from the melody of the pocket girl.Because the shopping bag is half as tall as hers, she lifts it up with her small arms and legs, and the overall volume is no less than her own size. It makes people look pitiful and feels that she will soon be buried by those shopping bags up.
Not long after, Niwon said that she was tired from shopping, so she brought a few people to the rest area, and then she went to the bathroom and got into the bathroom.
The funny eyes lit up. It seems that at this time in the original book, Nyon was dissatisfied with her father for not allowing her to participate in the underground auction, so the eldest lady changed her clothes in the bathroom and followed a group of girls out secretly. Deceived the bodyguards and maids, and fled!
Oops!good chance!
Sure enough, after a short while, a group of girls came out of the bathroom laughing at each other, among them was a girl with her back facing the outside all the time, with pink shawl hair.
Yoshi!Just waiting for you!
Mi Ji pretended that he had enough rest and stood up from the chair, walked around to Nyonne's only way from the other side, and adjusted his pace so that he could just pass by Nyonne on the way.
Miss Niweng, who was still sulking about her father, didn't know that she had become someone else's target, and she was still complaining that her father was a big liar.
"Ouch!" Nion suddenly felt that someone had bumped her, and she frowned in dissatisfaction.
"Oh! I'm so sorry I bumped into you! Beautiful lady!" Mi Ji made a sincere expression of apology, turned his head sideways and lowered his head to ask Nion in concern, "Are you injured?"
"Oh! It's really..." As soon as Nyonne looked up, he saw a young man with exquisite eyebrows, who leaned over to apologize to her with a nice voice, and looked at her worriedly.This made Nyon, who was about to lose her temper, suddenly blushed and wringed her fingers in embarrassment.
"No, I'm fine!" Nyon waved her hands quickly and replied shyly.
"Ah! You are fine, that's great!" Mi Ji's expression immediately became very happy, "Otherwise I would be so guilty that I couldn't sleep!"
Immediately afterwards, Mi Ji pretended to be a gentleman and took Nion's little hand, put it under his lips and gently touched it: "I'm so glad you didn't get hurt because of me! Thanks to you, I can sleep well tonight Got it!" Mi Ji put down Nion's hand, turned around, and before leaving, he showed Nyon an upside-down smile, "What a kind and beautiful lady! We will meet later!" Then, he left calmly the scene.
Nyong Chick, who has never experienced the baptism of the endless culture of picking up girls in 21 reality, stared blankly at the back of her hand that had just been touched by the joke, and couldn't recover for a while.
Predictive ability, at hand!Joyful antics blended into the bustling crowd.However, his joyful mood only lasted for more than ten minutes before it ended, because he found that he had nothing else to do.
At this time, he received a text message from a knight: "Apprentice, Lisa won't let me go anywhere, I'm so bored!"
Funny reply: "If you're bored, take a bath and eat fruit, or you can try to make the pocket mermaid in the pool happy, and then let her sing to you."
After a while, he received a reply from the knight: "qaq, I have tried many times, but they all failed! She is only willing to sing in front of Yaluga!"
"Then you can do Yaluga's job. Since he can let the Little Mermaid sing to him, he can also let her sing to you two." Mi Ji didn't believe that with Yaluga's special ability, he couldn't to this point.
"-_-#I will tell you, start from Yaluga, have I actually tried this method..."
"He didn't promise you?"
"He agreed! But with conditions!"
"What conditions?"
"( ̄^ ̄)ゞhuh! I will definitely not sign this kind of clause that humiliates the country! The motherland taught us that the mighty cannot be subdued, and the poor cannot be moved!"
"Uh... would it be convenient to reveal the content of the terms?"
"Definitely not! Roll around for comfort!"
"Okay! Go back and bring you a gift!"
"It's best to be an apprentice!"
Mi Ji touched the photo in his pocket, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. This gift is worth 500 million ring nuns!
"DiDi! DiDi!"
Mi Ji answered the phone: "Hello?"
"Nobunaga is missing!"
"... "
"Haven't figured it out yet?" Yi Ermi stretched out her arms on the back of the chair, put both hands behind the back of the chair, tilted her head and rubbed the top of the funny hair.
"Yeah!" Responding, Mi Ji poked Fei Tan's big head photo with his fingers, "In the whole photo, most of his face is covered, only a pair of eyes are exposed! Where is he looking from? He is handsome? Although his middle part is really special." But does his appearance have something to do with being handsome?does it matter!Mi Ji frowned and thought hard.
Yesterday he showed the four men their freshly released mugshots, and the four men gave him four uniform answers, as if they had discussed it in advance!
All four of them said: "As expected, I am the most handsome!"
What a level of appreciation these people are!Standing in front of them, he is such a suave and super handsome guy in Yushu Linfeng, and he makes such a sharp contrast to them!How could they still open their eyes and speak nonsense without blushing and heartbeating!He is obviously the one holding the photo—the one who is the most handsome is Miji·Beating the Enemy, okay?
Afterwards, Mi Ji was very unwilling, and took the photo to show the cute girl Xiaodi.Xiao Di looked at the photo in a daze for three seconds, then looked at the sky and thought for three seconds, and finally she looked at the photo and said in confusion, "When did you take the photo of me?"
"I'll answer this question for you later," Mi Ji put the photo next to his head, "Tell me first, who is the most handsome?" Then he kept winking at Xiaodi, giving himself a sense of presence.
Xiao Di blinked his eyes, pointed at Mi Chi: "You..."
Mi Ji nodded desperately, his eyes filled with unconcealable pride: "I'm the most handsome! I'll just say it!"
Xiao Di looked puzzled: "Who are you?" Then she raised her right index finger and lifted her glasses up, "Handsome, what is it?" Then she walked away thinking.
Only the battered Miji was left in place, trampled and run over by a group of beasts roaring.
Mi Ji Neiu looked at the mottled ceiling with a very sad face: Director!The actress who played with him recited the wrong lines!He strongly demanded a substitution!Or else, or he's on strike!
The director quickly fulfilled his little wish.Our "Tuanhua" Maggie walked up to him gracefully, his eyes lingered between his face and the photo, and snatched the photo from Miji's hand with lightning speed, and then even more quickly The action turned the photo into debris.
A group of small question marks rose, forming a circle of angels above Mi Ji's head, and at this moment a small question floated in his mind: Debris =?
Mi Ji looked at the debris on the ground in a daze, he pondered for a long time, and finally came up with the answer to his equation: Fei Tan + Franklin + Nobunaga + Wo Jin = photo = debris = they are not handsome!
So to sum up, the image of the four guys in the brigade is unsightly, and they only deserve to be company with the dust on the ground!And Ma Qi did this to tell Mi Ji that he is the most handsome!Then the crumbs in this place are the best proof!
The self-satisfied joker went over to report to Yiermi, only to be awakened by a sentence from Yiermi: "March ruined the photo."
The photo is ruined... ruined...
Or was it destroyed right under his nose...
His 500 million monks, Smecta!
"Mi Ji," Yi Ermi recalled Mi Ji's fluttering thoughts, "I'm going to do the task!" Then Yi Ermi kissed Mi Ji on the forehead and disappeared into the crowd.
Why!Mi Ji put the last photo left in his hand into his arms and put it away, then raised his head and looked at the clear sky.
What is bright and sad?Are you talking about this sunny blue sky with a clear blue sky?maybe!Because blue represents melancholy, it can be used as sadness.Thinking about it this way, the sun represents brightness; and blue is the color of the sky, then the sky represents sadness, so the combination of the sun and the sky represents brightness and sadness!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
However, these have nothing to do with him!Here he is a bright big-headed ghost and a sad one, hey!
It's just that Yi Erfan accepted Kuroro's commission to kill ten old men and went to work!Everyone in the brigade is also preparing for the big auction at night!He was a spectator and said that he was bored again!
Before he told Kuroro that the daughter of the Noras family, Nion Noras, has the ability to predict, Kuroro took Kurapika out to steal the skills of the little girl.
Originally, he also wanted to follow along, after all, the ability to predict is quite fun, if he can get in touch with that chick, he can imitate her ability and make predictions or something in the future.
The ridiculous "simulation" ability has grown to the present. You can use your mind to contact someone with special abilities to perceive the other person's body structure, and then you can completely simulate yourself into the other person's appearance.If he is familiar with how to use the opponent's ability, he can use the opponent's ability while "imitating" the opponent's appearance.It's just that when he "simulates" someone else, he can only use the abilities of the person he "simulated", but he cannot use his own.
For example, he can now "simulate" himself as Pac Noda, learn other people's memories through physical contact, and can also fire mind bombs as weapons.
Nyon's ability is good, but between Kuroro and Kurapika, Nyon's light bulb is enough, and he doesn't need to blend in, so now he is sitting alone on the bench, all right It's boring to do.
Miji stared at the bustling crowd aimlessly. The appearance of a girl with pink hair surrounded by two maids was like the God of Transmigration miraculously sensing his prayer. In order to solve his boredom, he casually threw it to him. A piece of pie successfully allowed him to find a goal that could temporarily relieve him of boredom.
Ah?If I don't go, I will go to the mountain, but the mountain will come to him!Isn't that chick Nion Noras!Mi Ji looked left and right, and soon found the two sneaky people following Niweng. Looking at the strange costumes that seemed to be about to steal landmines, they were obviously not the cool head of the brigade, Ku. The style of Lolo and his little beauty Kurapika, so it should be Miss Nion's poor bodyguard!
The short one is Melody, what's the tall one called?oh!I have no impression!But this is not important!Judging from their appearance, they should be shopping with Nyon.Because then Nyon took her maid and bodyguards and turned into a nearby huge shopping mall.
Mi Ji made a decisive decision and decided to follow.
Walking into the shopping mall, Mi Ji found a corner where he could see Nyon and the others in action, and watched Nyon and his group of five people from a distance on the chairs provided by the mall for those shoppers to rest.
Nyon talked and laughed happily with the two maids, and made a lot of purchases at the cosmetics counter, while the two bodyguards who stole landmines were carrying bags after them, humming and humming.The tall one is better, but he suffers from the melody of the pocket girl.Because the shopping bag is half as tall as hers, she lifts it up with her small arms and legs, and the overall volume is no less than her own size. It makes people look pitiful and feels that she will soon be buried by those shopping bags up.
Not long after, Niwon said that she was tired from shopping, so she brought a few people to the rest area, and then she went to the bathroom and got into the bathroom.
The funny eyes lit up. It seems that at this time in the original book, Nyon was dissatisfied with her father for not allowing her to participate in the underground auction, so the eldest lady changed her clothes in the bathroom and followed a group of girls out secretly. Deceived the bodyguards and maids, and fled!
Oops!good chance!
Sure enough, after a short while, a group of girls came out of the bathroom laughing at each other, among them was a girl with her back facing the outside all the time, with pink shawl hair.
Yoshi!Just waiting for you!
Mi Ji pretended that he had enough rest and stood up from the chair, walked around to Nyonne's only way from the other side, and adjusted his pace so that he could just pass by Nyonne on the way.
Miss Niweng, who was still sulking about her father, didn't know that she had become someone else's target, and she was still complaining that her father was a big liar.
"Ouch!" Nion suddenly felt that someone had bumped her, and she frowned in dissatisfaction.
"Oh! I'm so sorry I bumped into you! Beautiful lady!" Mi Ji made a sincere expression of apology, turned his head sideways and lowered his head to ask Nion in concern, "Are you injured?"
"Oh! It's really..." As soon as Nyonne looked up, he saw a young man with exquisite eyebrows, who leaned over to apologize to her with a nice voice, and looked at her worriedly.This made Nyon, who was about to lose her temper, suddenly blushed and wringed her fingers in embarrassment.
"No, I'm fine!" Nyon waved her hands quickly and replied shyly.
"Ah! You are fine, that's great!" Mi Ji's expression immediately became very happy, "Otherwise I would be so guilty that I couldn't sleep!"
Immediately afterwards, Mi Ji pretended to be a gentleman and took Nion's little hand, put it under his lips and gently touched it: "I'm so glad you didn't get hurt because of me! Thanks to you, I can sleep well tonight Got it!" Mi Ji put down Nion's hand, turned around, and before leaving, he showed Nyon an upside-down smile, "What a kind and beautiful lady! We will meet later!" Then, he left calmly the scene.
Nyong Chick, who has never experienced the baptism of the endless culture of picking up girls in 21 reality, stared blankly at the back of her hand that had just been touched by the joke, and couldn't recover for a while.
Predictive ability, at hand!Joyful antics blended into the bustling crowd.However, his joyful mood only lasted for more than ten minutes before it ended, because he found that he had nothing else to do.
At this time, he received a text message from a knight: "Apprentice, Lisa won't let me go anywhere, I'm so bored!"
Funny reply: "If you're bored, take a bath and eat fruit, or you can try to make the pocket mermaid in the pool happy, and then let her sing to you."
After a while, he received a reply from the knight: "qaq, I have tried many times, but they all failed! She is only willing to sing in front of Yaluga!"
"Then you can do Yaluga's job. Since he can let the Little Mermaid sing to him, he can also let her sing to you two." Mi Ji didn't believe that with Yaluga's special ability, he couldn't to this point.
"-_-#I will tell you, start from Yaluga, have I actually tried this method..."
"He didn't promise you?"
"He agreed! But with conditions!"
"What conditions?"
"( ̄^ ̄)ゞhuh! I will definitely not sign this kind of clause that humiliates the country! The motherland taught us that the mighty cannot be subdued, and the poor cannot be moved!"
"Uh... would it be convenient to reveal the content of the terms?"
"Definitely not! Roll around for comfort!"
"Okay! Go back and bring you a gift!"
"It's best to be an apprentice!"
Mi Ji touched the photo in his pocket, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. This gift is worth 500 million ring nuns!
"DiDi! DiDi!"
Mi Ji answered the phone: "Hello?"
"Nobunaga is missing!"
"... "
You'll Also Like
-
Senior sister, please let me go. I still have seven fiancées.
Chapter 552 15 hours ago -
I am in Naruto, and the system asks me to entrust the elves to someone?
Chapter 628 15 hours ago -
As a blacksmith, it's not too much to wear a set of divine equipment.
Chapter 171 15 hours ago -
Treasure Appraisal: I Can See the Future
Chapter 1419 15 hours ago -
The Lord of Ghost
Chapter 217 15 hours ago -
Immortality cultivation starts with planting techniques
Chapter 556 15 hours ago -
Practice starts with skill points
Chapter 564 1 days ago -
1890 King of Southeast Asia
Chapter 910 1 days ago -
The other world starts with debt
Chapter 150 1 days ago -
Witch Alchemist
Chapter 368 1 days ago