[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Once upon a time, there was a very big stone, which experienced many, many years of strong winds and scorching sun, but it failed to turn into dust and travel with the wind as it wished.Later, it really didn't want to continue to endure this hopeless life anymore, and was tired of staying where it could only be a spectator but couldn't do anything, so it worked hard to find another way to evolve from a stone to a monkey.

Since this monkey was made of stone, he could only stay in place for so many years, unable to move or speak, so he suffocated his lonely little heart, so that after being able to move and speak, he got a serious illness ADHD and multilingualism.

Later, this monkey met a group of monkeys in the mountain. He was very happy, so he made a story about what he saw when he was a stone, and told the monkeys who stayed in the mountain all their lives and never went out to see the market. them.He has gone through many, many years as a stone, so there are so many stories that the monkey talked about for three days and three nights.

So just after his breathless and chattering speech ended, these monkeys were all conquered by his rich experience and the speaking endurance of the monkeys.

The monkeys all over the mountain thought that he knew a lot of things, and he was very eloquent, especially having the potential to be a leader, so they collectively elected him as their boss.

After that, the monkeys put him in a cave blocked by a waterfall, and went back to each house to find their own mothers, and they were busy and ignored him.The monkey felt very bored after staying in the cave for a few days, because those little monkeys, big monkeys and old monkeys who had been bombarded by his language for three days and three nights were unwilling to listen to his story again, so the monkey felt sorry for himself After a few days, he left the cave.

He traveled across the mountains and across the oceans, and met an old man with white hair and beard.The old man also liked to talk, but many people were willing to listen to what he said, and everyone wished that he could talk to them all the time. This made the monkey admire the old man.So he worshiped the old man as his teacher and wanted to ask him the art of speaking.

In the end, the old man told him that what is so important about talking is that he can fight. Those who listened to him tirelessly wanted to learn how to fight from him.

The monkey was puzzled, what good would it do to fight?

If the old man knocks on his head, he will fight well!Do whatever you want, if other people don't accept it, you can beat him to accept it!If someone doesn't want to listen to you, then you just beat him, and he will definitely be willing to listen to you in the end!

The old man's remarks shook the monkey's innocent heart deeply, so the monkey temporarily restrained the habit of talking non-stop, and learned how to fight from the old man seriously.But when he finished his studies, the old man couldn't wait to drive him away, because although the monkey's multilingualism was cured, the hyperactivity became more serious, and it damaged several pots of the old man's beloved potted plants.

Leaving the old man's residence, the monkey traveled across the mountains and across the ocean to return to his cave hiding behind the waterfall.Because he left for too long, the little monkeys before he left all turned into big monkeys, the big monkeys turned into old monkeys, and the old monkeys turned into dead monkeys.

The little monkeys who were born after he left were all very curious about him, because the bedtime stories told to them by the big monkeys and the old monkeys were all the stories told by the monkey who had been away for a long time.So they pestered the monkeys and told them those stories again.

The monkey was very happy because someone liked to listen to him.But his polylingualism has been cured, and now he doesn't like telling stories so much, so he teaches these monkeys to fight.The monkeys learned to fight, and started to cause trouble everywhere. Big and small group fights hit many people, but it made the monkeys on the mountain get some fame.

Monkey feels that he has gained some fame, but he always fights empty-handed, so he can't get on the stage and is not prestigious enough.So he robbed the landlord's family of a tenant farmer who raised aquatic products with a stick used to measure the depth of water.

The tenant farmer was very angry, so he went to the monkey to argue, but was seriously injured.Not to mention that the things in his home were robbed, and he was injured by the unreasonable robber. The tenant felt very wronged, so he went to the landlord to cry.After the landlord learned the details, he appeased the tenant a little bit, and sent the tenant away after paying some medical expenses.

At night when he was about to go to bed, the landlord lay on the bed and thought about it. He felt that this monkey seemed to be very capable of fighting. The last thing a miser wants to see, nor is he willing to accept, is the worst way to deal with it.

Otherwise, just hire this monkey to be a nurse!First, it can save a lot of medical expenses; second, it can have an extra bodyguard who can fight.Well, that's a great idea!The landlord thought he was very smart, not only called a capable striker, but also saved a lot of money, so he fell asleep with peace of mind.

When he woke up the next morning, the landlord kicked the butler out of the house in a hurry, telling him to hurry and invite monkeys to serve as a nursing home for his house.

The monkey hired by the landlord was very happy.Because he knew that the land around the hill where he was located and the ten miles and eight villages belonged to the landlord's family, and the tenant farmers in the ten miles and eight villages around him also worked for the landlord's family.So every time the servants of the landlord's house went out for a walk, the farmers nodded and bowed their knees to please them.

Monkey felt that they were very prestigious, so he agreed without hesitation.

Because the monkey has never been to school, has not received higher education, and has a lot of kung fu, but behaves very rough and not elegant at all, so the landlord sent the monkey to the stables in the courtyard to feed the horses for the sake of his own appearance.Usually don't let him go out to embarrass others, and wait until he needs his force to call out, the best of both worlds.

Thinking that he had made a wise decision, the landlord was complacent for several days.

The monkey didn't know that he was just a boy who fed the horses, and he thought he was some kind of great little leader. After finishing his work every day, he wandered around the yard arrogantly.The other guards looked down on him, but they were afraid that if they said it in front of the monkey, the monkey would beat them up, so they always laughed at him secretly.

The simple-minded monkey didn't realize it, and still went its own way.

Finally one day, the monkey overheard the servants laughing at him behind his back, he felt aggrieved and angry.Then, relying on his own kung fu, he sneaked into the most precious orchard of the landlord's wife, and ate the big peaches on the few peach trees that he drools in secret.

Originally, it didn't matter if he stole the peaches, as long as he wasn't found out, he could secretly pick and eat them all the time.But this guy was so upright that he threw the peach pit on the ground, and he even humiliated the landlady's personal maid.

The landlord's wife's personal maid cried and complained to the landlord's wife. The landlord's wife was very angry, and then she went to complain to her husband, the landlord. The landlord was very unhappy when he found out.Because the peaches that the monkey ate in the orchard were the most expensive varieties, the price of one peach was enough for him to pay ten nursing homes a year's salary, and the monkey lost a lot of peach pits!His heart is bleeding!

So this time, the landlord decisively sent all the guards at home to catch the monkeys.

But the nurses hired by the landlord are usually proficient in all kinds of gags, but their fighting skills are very average. There are so many people, none of them can beat this monkey. On the contrary, the monkey destroyed a lot of valuable furniture during the fight. antique.

The landlord was going mad, and almost had a heart attack because of the loss his family had suffered.

The neighbor of the landlord has an elderly martial arts master with a shaved head. Compared with the landlord, this elderly bald head is considered a generous person, but sometimes his ideas are a bit out of line.

He felt that a large group of people from the landlord's family bullied a monkey. It was not honest or kind enough, but this monkey was indeed a bit naughty and a bit too honest. A good monkey to use.

So he helped the landlord to control the monkey who was still wreaking havoc in the landlord's house, saved some precious plants and expensive home furnishings, and successfully brought the prized monkey back home.

After returning home, the bald man locked the monkey in a palm-shaped stone cage in his home.In order to tame the stubborn monkey's temperament, the bald head still refused to give the monkey food and drink, and planned to wait until he really couldn't stand the hunger and thirst before proceeding to the next step of training|training.

After being starved to death, the monkey was still very stubborn and unyielding, lying in the stone cage through the gap in the railing, looking at the sky and missing his cave behind the waterfall.

This elderly bald head has an old man, a young bald head.The old bald head dotes on his son very much, and always buys him all kinds of delicious things, but the little bald head has a bad habit, that is, when he eats, he always likes to take two bites and stop eating. If the remaining things do not have a long shelf life, basically they can only be thrown away.

The little bald head worked hard in school and got good academic performance.One day, the school teacher taught the students the subject of "diligence and thrift is a virtue", and he happened to say that food should not be wasted, that wasting food would make the peasants very sad, and the little bald head remembered it in his heart.

He deeply blamed himself for wasting food before, and decided not to waste food again, but he couldn't get rid of the bad habit of not wanting to eat after two bites.

The little bald head was very troubled by this matter.