[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"I want a big house with big floor-to-ceiling windows, the sun shines on the floor and warms my quilt..." Mi Ji walked around in the big courtyard happily, humming in his mother tongue.

Yi Ermi leisurely walked behind Mi Ji, his eyes were full of drowning tenderness, and his gaze followed Mi Ji's figure from beginning to end.

The courtyard where the two of them are now is the new house that Xia Ke, Mi Ji and Yi Ermi teamed up to snatch after the last house destroyed by Yiermi. The villa is gone.

Why is there a group of three? In fact, at the beginning, the chivalrous man went to grab it by himself, but because there were too many opponents, he was outnumbered by a pregnant woman. He said it himself, so he called Miji and Yiermi over. Helping, and because both of them demolished a villa that the knight robbed each other, they felt guilty (the only one who felt guilty was Mi Ji, and Yi Ermi used to cover Mi Ji's "supporting profession"), so in the end It became a group of three people to rob the house together.

At that time, when talking about the three-person group, Mi Ji and Xia Ke were so excited that the two gaming nerds were in a state of excitement. They were so excited to form a group together in the previous life to download a dungeon!Those who occupy their "future" quasi-dwelling are little monsters!

However, it may be that when the villa was snatched, the three people more or less contributed their strength, so the "no demolition of the house" clause proposed by the knight was successfully passed by Miji and Yiermi.

All three of them took the new villa as their base camp on Greed Island, so in order to live comfortably and beautifully, the three of them took advantage of the huge courtyard of the new villa, and isolated the "two springs, one tree and one pool" with huge trees. ", four areas. "One tree" is an equilateral triangle in the middle, and "two springs" and "one pool" are located on three sides of "one tree".

The so-called "two springs" are: 004, skin-beautifying hot spring (A-15, a hot spring that can relieve any skin problems. After soaking for 10 minutes three times a day, the skin will become as smooth as a baby) and 006, wine-producing spring ( A-15, take the water from this spring and leave it like this for a week and it will turn into wine. Although the type of wine is random, it tastes very good).

The so-called "one pool" is: 008, an incredible pool (S-10, the number of fish in this pool will increase every day. Fish that live in any water area can live in this pool and swim together).

The so-called "one tree" is: 009, the harvest tree (a tree that bears all kinds of fruits. After harvesting, it will surely bear a large number of fruits the next day. The type and quantity are random).

"Yi, come and taste today's wine!" Mi Ji stopped in front of the "spring of wine production" and greeted Yi Er fans over, "Today is wine!" He scooped up two small cups with a spoon and held them in his hand.

"Here you are." Mi Ji handed a cup in his hand to Yi Ermi, then raised his other hand to his mouth, and took a big gulp impatiently.

"Oh! It's so sour!" Mi Ji grinned, "I still prefer the wine mixed with Sprite!"

Yi Ermi took a sip from the glass, closed his eyes and thought about it: "It tastes good!" Then he stretched out his hand and pinched Miji's nose, "I told you, that's not how you drink wine!"

Mi Ji flattened his mouth: "It's too troublesome to drink like you!" Slowly sipping like this, he would have to drink most of the glass for an entire afternoon.

"Then how about drinking like this?" Yi Ermi took a sip of the wine in his mouth, lowered his head and kissed Mi Ji's lips, and gave the wine in his mouth to Mi Ji bit by bit.

After taking a sip of the wine, they quickly finished feeding them. Their lips parted. Yi Ermi licked her lips, looking narrowly at Mi Ji, who was already blushing at the base of her neck: "How is it?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Mi Ji gave Yi Ermi an embarrassed look, turned his head to the side awkwardly, looked around pretending to look for something, and muttered, "Where did the knight go?"

"Apprentice, bring me a glass of wine for the master!" Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, just as Mi Ji finished his words, he heard the chivalrous voice coming from behind a row of big trees next to the "spring of wine production".

"I'll bring him a glass of wine." Mi Ji picked up a new goblet, scooped up half a glass of wine, and ran away as if flying.

Some people really can't help talking about it!I thought to myself.But sometimes it can be pulled out to solve the urgent need!

Passing through the natural screen made up of a row of big trees, the person who couldn't help talking was lying in the hot spring with a big belly and humming comfortably.

"Pregnant woman! Your wine!" Mi Ji looked at the expectant pregnant woman still looking heartless and heartless, and didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.She really doesn't seem to be troubled by the "unknown biological father" of the child in her stomach!However, having such a big heart is also a good thing for him now.

"Oh! Thank you apprentice! You have worked hard!" The knight took the cup that Mi Ji handed over, took a big sip in the same posture as Mi Ji just now, then frowned, and said in a strange way, "Hey~ I I still prefer Sprite that is not mixed with wine!" After finishing speaking, he winked at Mi Ji meaningfully.

Mi Ji also gave him a hygienic eye: "Should I wish you: happy eavesdropping?" Brat is really unkind!Knowing that there is no Sprite that he likes most here, he even took it out to stimulate him!He was just out of habit just now, and suddenly felt it!But this guy grabbed him by his braids and made him shabby!

"No, no, no!" The knight managed to annoy Mi Ji, and he waved his hand in a good mood, "I'm already very happy, so I don't need to wish any more!"

"Alcohol, drink less, be careful that Lisa will nag you again!" Mi Ji knocked on the wine glass, reminding the knight.

"Got it!" Xia Ke casually agreed without any sincerity.

"Don't soak in the hot spring for a while!" Mi Ji reminded again, but he was slandering in his heart, this is a "beautiful skin hot spring", what a big old man is so happy to soak every day!

"Oh! Got it! In fact, you are more verbose than Lisa!" A certain father-to-be impatiently stretched out his hand to push away, "Let's go! Let's go! I'll come out after soaking for a while!" , continued to sing the passage after the song Mi Ji just hummed in his native language, "I want a big house with many, many rooms, one room with the fastest Internet, and one room with many guitars , a room with my beautiful clothes, and a room with a friend and his lover..."

Just as the knight sang this line, he was suddenly interrupted by Mi Ji who hadn't gone far: "The last line is very suitable for you! Hmm! Unfortunately, it doesn't suit me!" Speed ​​ran away and quickly disappeared behind the tree barrier.

"The last sentence, is it suitable for me or not for him?" The knight was stunned, scratching his hair, "The last sentence is: A friend and his lover live in a room...It suits me because he and his lover—Ilmi Living in a room; not suitable for him means, I am not with the person I love?!"

"Miji! Peat!" Behind Miji, the chivalrous roar roared through the tree barrier, scaring away a few birds that had landed on the "Harvest Tree" in the middle area.

Mi Chi digs his ear, is the one soaking in the hot spring water really a "spider brain"?Why did it take so long to react?Is it soaked for too long, and the water has entered the brain?No matter how he looked at it, he felt that he should call that bastard a "pig brain"!

"We don't sleep at night ~ ouch ~ thinking in bed during the day ~ ouch ~ ouch ~ ouch ~ ouch ~ pig's head is taking a bath in the hot spring ~ ouch ~" Mi Ji hummed again in a good mood.

[The chivalrous man in the background: "Miji, you are the pig!"]

Mi Ji ran back and grabbed the hand of Ilmi, who had finished drinking the remaining wine in the glass and stood beside the fountain, who seemed to be thinking: "Ignore that pig's brain! Humph!"

[The chivalrous man who is still used as the background sound: "Mi Ji, you are the pig's brain! 】

Yier fans did not respond, still tilting their heads thinking about the problem.

Mi Ji shook Yi Ermi's arm, trying to attract Yi Ermi's attention: "What are you thinking?"

Yi Ermi came back to his senses, blinked his big eyes, and asked seriously: "What is Sprite?"

"Uh... a lemon-flavored carbonated drink that I drank in my last life." Mi Ji scratched his head, "Here, there is none." Of course there is no such thing here, because there is no Coca-Cola Company!

"Do you like to drink?" Yi Ermi asked again.

"It's okay!" Mi Jiyan said insincerely, "It's just because I always drank in the last life, so I miss it in this life, but I don't really like it that much!"

But in fact, in his last life, he drank Sprite like plain water every day!At that time, his most reasonable saying was: he would rather not have a pen in the exam than he can do without Sprite!All right!In this life, he doesn't have to take exams every day, but he doesn't have Sprite anymore!

Seeing that Yiermi was about to fall into deep thought again, Mi Ji quickly pulled Yiermi up, walked through the tree barrier, and walked to another area in the courtyard: "Let's go and see what fish are in that pond today!"

Mi Chi's so-called pool is "unbelievable pool"!Yesterday they counted it out, and the extra fish was a puffer fish, which was caught by Mi Ji, and it was stewed with some seasoning.Thinking about it now still makes people have endless aftertaste!As for the poisonous internal organs!Let him make dipping sauce, and then he and Il fans ate it up.

In fact, the knight is also resistant to poison, but because he is a person with "two bodies", his resistance to poison does not mean that the one in his stomach is also resistant to poison!So it was rejected by Mi Ji and Lisa with five votes.

Why five votes instead of two?Cough cough cough, that's because Mi Ji represents him and Yi Ermi, which is two votes; Lisa represents herself and Jingjing Panpan's family of three, which is three votes, adding up to a total of five votes, more than Half of the people in the entire villa, so the knight unfortunately passed by the "extremely delicious" dipping sauce, and could only watch Mi Ji and Yiermi quickly wipe out the toxin-filled dipping sauce with saliva.

After eating, the knight swears that he must eat the offal of puffer fish after giving birth!Why!If you don't get it, it will always be beautiful!Seeing the chivalrous man's eyes full of anticipation and fighting spirit, Mi Ji almost couldn't help but tell him that the so-called dipping sauce made from the offal of the puffer fish is actually not very delicious!At that time, he only pretended to be that delicious food just to amuse the knight!Hush!It's a secret!

"Well, Yi, did you find the new extra fish?" Mi Ji went through it carefully, but couldn't find the extra fish with a new face in the water.

Strange, in the past few months, new species of fish have appeared every day!Why not today?Miji thought while playing with her braids.

"Look at that corner." Irmin pursed his lips, motioning him to look at a corner on the edge of the pool.

Mi Ji followed the direction Yi Ermi pointed out to him, and saw a palm-sized little mermaid with a fishtail on the lower body and a human body on the upper body, a pocket version of the Little Mermaid, sitting on the edge of the pool, with the fishtail on the In the water, I felt very bored and slapped the water surface.

oh!what is that!Miji jumped for joy, he read it right!That's "Pocket Mermaid"!

Mi Ji Pi Dian ran over, and just as she was about to speak, the little mermaid plunged into the water, got behind a rock and could not come out.

Mi Ji looked back at Yi Ermi sadly, and looked at his brother with big eyes pitifully: "Am I so scary?"

Yi Ermi shook her head: "You don't look scary at all, but your body is a bit big, your running speed is a bit fast, and your expression is a bit too eager."

"..." Mi Jimo, this is already terrifying, isn't it!

"Didi! Didi!" Mi Ji's cell phone rang suddenly, Mi Ji picked up the phone, saw that it was Kurapika, and Mi Ji connected the call.

"Hey?"

"Brother Miji."

"Well, what happened?"

"I joined the Phantom Troupe."

"Nani?!"

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