[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Cough, cough, cough," the Doumian assistant cleared his throat and said, "Next, let's continue the briefing session. Except for candidate No. 99, Qi Ya, who has left early, Lu Mu Ji has already arrived, Yu Mo If you don't want to lower your eyesight, then I will start to explain again,?br>, I heard someone speaking on the podium, the student attributes of the children's shoes were activated, and the upper and lower eyelids began to fight habitually.,

"This is our hunter's license," the assistant of Doomian picked up a hunter's license from the table. I don't know who the owner is for everyone's reference. As a sample example, "As you can see, the hunter's license is Except for the anti-counterfeiting technology, it is no different from ordinary cards in terms of appearance."

(Unable to restrain the onset of drowsiness, Miji Children's Shoes started to do the chicken eating rice exercise.)

"However, don't underestimate its function. Its function is as powerful as what you can find on the Internet." The assistant of Dou Mian Ren emphasized, "First of all, with the hunter's license, we can... balabala..."

(Mi Chi is already lying on the table, falling asleep with one arm under his head.)

"Secondly, it is still very valuable. If you sell it... balabala..."

(Feeling that the sleeping position may not be comfortable, Mi Ji dazedly changed his hand to use it as a pillow and continued to sleep.)

"Again, each person has only one license, and the Hunter Association will not reissue your license, so please keep it safe... balabala..."

(The funny boy sleeping on his stomach on the table is not very honest. He has changed several movements in a row, and his position has slipped from his own side to the desk range of Yiermi children's shoes.)

"Finally, let me introduce to you the relevant regulations of the Hunter Association... balabala...

(The united and friendly Yi Ermi children's shoes, in order to make the children's shoes at the same table sleep more comfortably, so they transferred the children's shoes that had been leaning on his arms to their own laps. During the period, Miji Children's Shoes is still sleeping soundly, showing no sign of waking up.)

"The above is the whole content of this briefing session. Here, for the last time, I wish you all that you can realize your dreams, and will continue to work hard and unswervingly for this." Then he After a pause, he cleared his throat and said solemnly, "I announce that you are officially the new hunters."

Hearing these words, everyone who was still awake sat upright, and a sense of pride and responsibility for being a hunter suddenly arose in their bodies.

(Of course, someone who is still sleeping is still sleeping.)

"Also, who will help him bring back the license of Candidate Qi Ya?" Doomian's assistant held up the hunter's license he gave everyone as an example at the beginning, "He left without the hunter's license." Everyone understood , So this license belongs to Qi Ya!

"Give it to me!" Xiaojie Gougou volunteered.

The assistant of Dou Mian Ren took a look at Yi Ermi and found that he did not object, so he handed over Qiya's hunter license to Xiaojie.

Since the assistant of Dou Mian Ren had finished explaining, Mi Chi Boy Xie, who had been sleeping beside him for a long time, finally woke up faintly and sneaked up from under the table.I happened to see Xiaojie's initiative to ask for a job, and poking fun at that evil head, I don't know what unhealthy picture came up in my brain, and I started to lie on the table and laugh endlessly.

Yi Ermi squinted at him, thinking to himself, something strange has come to this guy's mind again.

Xiaojie, who took over Qiya's hunter's license, went straight to Yiermi: "Where is Qiya?"

Yier Fan looked at Xiaojie, then picked up the joke that was still lying on the table, clutching his stomach and laughing non-stop, and pushed it in front of Xiaojie: "This guy agreed to tell you," although he originally He was going to tell this brat, "So you ask him." After laughing for too long, it's time for him to rest.

"Hey... hey?..." Mi Ji who was suddenly pushed out was a little dazed, but his laughter continued uninterrupted, "Hey...Xiaojie..." Seeing the little animal looking at him expectantly, Mi Ji smiled even more Fierce, "Hehehe... Ouch... I laughed so hard..." Mi Ji explained while holding his waist, "I laughed so hard... My stomach hurts, please let me... rest for a while... Hehehe... Let's go out ...Go out and talk..." After finishing speaking, he stumbled all the way, and walked out of the auditorium that was used as a temporary explanation meeting place.

Mi Ji laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, one hand supported his waist while the other hand was still covering his stomach, it was as weird as it could be.

Whoops!He couldn't help laughing when he thought of the scene where Xiaojie and Menggou were in love with Sanmao in his yard. If he added those two silly birds...the combination of these four...it would definitely be...

Just imagine!Deep in the big courtyard, in a certain corner, Xiaojie Menggou squatted on the back of Sanmao Dumbgou, looking intently at the two silly birds on his arms, one responsible for telling the story of his great-grandfather, and one Responsible for interjecting to add, and then a certain cute dog asked "and then" from time to time, that scene... ouch... it's terrible...

(Please ignore the idea that this guy has already regarded Xiaojie as his watchdog...)

Il fans and Kurapika are used to the ridiculous jumping thinking and jerky behavior from time to time, so they can basically be expressionless (this is the Il fan with a paralyzed face for thousands of years) and keep their eyes straight (this is Kurapika completely ignored it).As for the remaining two human beings who have not been able to deeply experience the intermittent convulsions, they have to be cute (this is Xiaojie small animal) and dumb (this is Leorio), the monk Zhang Er Confused, he followed Mi Ji who was walking and laughing.

As for the reactions of the rest of the people, oh, the background board of the background board, don't worry about it!

"Hush...breath...breath...breath..." Walking to a secluded corner outside, Mi Ji took several deep breaths in a row, and finally stopped his laughter with great effort.

Then he straightened his posture, and said to Xiaojie who was looking at him expectantly, and the background board Leorio attached to Xiaojie, "You want to know where Qi Ya is?"

"Yeah!" Xiaojie nodded hurriedly.

"Then, wait a little longer!" Mi Ji waved his hands at the two of them, made a calm gesture, and then gracefully took off the glasses at the bottom of the wine bottle that he had been carrying for several days, revealing The cat's eyes were as big as Yiermi's; and then he took off the long scarf around his neck, revealing a face that was [-]% similar to Yiermi's and Qi Ya's.

As for Xiaojie and Leorio, who were standing directly opposite Miji, they were already completely petrified.

Afterwards, Mi Ji faced the stunned Xiaojie and Leorio who stood opposite him, and showed a smile that turned all beings: "Let me reintroduce, my name is Miji Beat the Enemy, and it's Qi Ya second brother."

Then he blinked at Leorio specifically: "So, Brother Yiermi and I are not friends! We are family!"

Mi Ji turned his head to look at Yiermi, just in time to meet Yiermi's eyes looking at him, and suddenly felt that a little bubble of happiness was about to pop out in his heart.He added in his heart: We are not only family members, we are also the most important people in each other's hearts, and we are also the people who have decided to keep entangled in this life and cannot be separated.

Whoops!I really want to sing poetry at this time~

It's exactly: a spring tour, with apricot blossoms blowing all over your head.Whose young man on the street is full of flair.The concubine intends to marry her and live off her life.Even if you are ruthlessly abandoned, you can't be ashamed. — Wei Zhuang's "Sidi Township"

"Then, brother Miji," Xiaojie said, "please tell me where Qiya is." Xiaojie still has a good impression of Miji, so he speaks very politely.

Mi Ji rested his index finger on his chin and meditated: "The address is: Batoqia Republic, Kululu Mountain." Every time he went home, he used this address.

"How do I get there?" Leorio, the pseudo-uncle, tried to get Mi Ji to explain in more detail.

"Well, let me think about it," Mi Ji recalled the process of returning home, "take the airship, then transfer to the bus, and then we will arrive."

The translation of this sentence is, buy an airship ticket, take the airship to the Republic of Batoqia, and then after getting off the airship, take a sightseeing bus to Kululu Mountain, and after arriving at the end, go to his house Killed the mountain.

For the first time in this life, the goods who were asked for directions did not realize the importance of the starting and landing locations when taking a vehicle, thinking that they had already told them about the "Republic of Batoqia" and "Killing Killing" before. After "Mountain", even if it is "everyone knows" information, it is information that can be ignored, and there is no need to point it out.

So Mi Chi originally wanted to express the latter meaning, but after being processed by his brain that exists in a different dimension, the meaning he expressed was analyzed by the normal brains of Xiaojie and Leorio. It's not on his frequency band at all.

However, how can you expect a product that is habitually ignorant of the road to guide you by grasping the key points according to ordinary people's thinking!In other words, how can you ask a road idiot for directions when you are lost? !

Someone who was always despised as a road idiot in his previous life was finally asked for directions in this life, and he thought complacently, did he say enough details?You see, even the bus transfer is mentioned in detail!

But... Seeing Xiaojie and Leorio's blank expressions, Mi Ji began to feel less confident.

"Don't understand?" Mi Ji asked tentatively.

"En!" Both of them nodded in unison.

"What about you, go buy a ticket for the airship, then take the airship, after getting off the airship, change to a tourist bus, and finally arrive at the destination." Mi Ji added a little more content.

Um?Um?Um?More question marks floated above Xiaojie and Leorio's heads.

Can't you understand this?The guy who didn't know that he had automatically ignored the most important information was still questioning the IQ of the two who were guided by him.

It takes someone who is familiar with Miji to understand the inner meaning of Miji's words, but do Xiaojie and Leorio understand him?Obviously, don't understand.

It must be that their understanding ability is too poor!Mi Ji shook his head and sighed, he had said enough in detail, but the two in front of him didn't even understand what he said.

Or else he wanted to remind them again in a friendly manner. About that, when buying airship tickets, just mention the Republic of Batoqia, and don’t mention Kululu Mountain, otherwise you won’t be able to buy tickets. .

Because he tried it before, but he really couldn't buy a ticket. This is a lesson learned from the past.He asked the ticket sales lady for a long time that day, and asked almost all the big cities in the Republic of Batorchia. In the end, he was really helpless and gave the name of the country casually, and finally bought the ticket.

Since they didn't understand, there was nothing he could do.Let him say it again, still take the airship and the bus.However, there is another means of transportation that can reach his home, but this means of transportation is only suitable for individual people, and that is his royal mount, the head of the Ouchi, and Xiaopengzi.

Kurapika finally couldn't bear to look at the three big-eyed and small-eyed faces facing each other, and he said, "Brother Miji, let me take Xiaojie and Leorio. "

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