[Hunter] Become a funny milk
Chapter 36 Making a Deal
"Huh?" Ilmi and Qi Ya Qiqi looked back at Leorio, and then Ilmi asked, "Is what you said true?"
"Of course it's true!" Leorio's newly appointed Roaring Emperor roared at Il fans.
(Background board: Kurapika sneaks behind Leorio, stretches out his arm and gives Leorio a crutch on his waist, Leorio howls and successfully receives a gesture from his friend Kurapika to silence him, and finally Shut up. The face beside him has already become uneasy, and he silently puts away the writing brush that he took out half of from his waist.)
"It looks like this! It's a bit tricky." Yi Ermi rested his chin on his hand and meditated, "Ah!" He suddenly thought of something, and hammered his right hand into the palm of his left hand, "Then I'll go and kill him."
(Background board: ORZ... I am the expression of everyone in a cold sweat.)
"A killer doesn't need a friend, he just gets in the way." Yi Ermi quickly showed three nails, raised his foot and turned to the door, walked two steps and stopped, and asked the referee who stepped forward to stop him, " Where is Xiaojie?"
The referee brother refused, so Yi Erfan rewarded him with the three nails in his hand, so he obeyed: "In the lounge next to..."
Yi Ermi continued to walk towards the hall door, but Qi Ya, who had been silent behind him, stuttered and said, "Big... big brother, no... don't!"
(Background board: -_-#... I am an emoticon made up of unhealthy content.)
Yi Ermi turned his head and looked straight at Qi Ya: "Why, you also want to stop me?" Then he walked back to Qi Ya step by step, "You want to do it for Xiaojie, and for brother Enemy?"
Facing the oppression of Yiermi at close range, Qi Ya was so nervous that he was sweating profusely. He summoned up courage and said tremblingly: "No...no."
"That's good!" Yiermi put his hand on Qi Ya's head, Qi Ya flinched a bit, but didn't dodge, "Don't fight a battle that has no chance of winning, this is what I have always taught you."
"Actually, Xiaojie's aptitude is not bad, but it's a pity," Yi Ermi shook his head with a paralyzed face, retracted his hand, and squeezed his chin. "It's a pity that he is not a family member, otherwise he wouldn't have to die."
(Background board: A grass-mud horse ran past Mi Ji's head, yelling "Oh my god", this rhythm of cherishing talents, Cao Caosang, you old man should join the scene!)
Qi Ya, who was drowning, heard "you don't have to die", as if he saw a life-saving straw, he raised his head excitedly: "If Xiaojie becomes a family member, he doesn't have to die, right?"
Yi Ermi looked at his third brother who was suddenly resurrected with full blood, but his IQ dropped to zero, and said, "Of course it's not necessary for family members."
Then I saw Kitty Kitty clenched his fists: "I will try my best to make Xiaojie a family member!"
(A funny heartfelt voice on the background board: Hey hey hey! Director! The lines in these paragraphs are wrong!)
Looking at the third younger brother who is already far away from the sky, Yi Ermi thought to himself, since he is the future family member, let Xiaojie be let go for the time being, if he does not become a family member in the future, but still entangled with Qiya and then killed Late.
Then Yiermi looked at the newly appointed referee brother who was trembling and wanted to speak, but didn't have the guts to intervene. Remembering that he was still taking the hunter test, he released the reading pressure to remind his third brother: "Qi Ya , we still haven't fought yet."
The Qiya cat wrapped in the pressure felt oppressed sensitively, stepped back five steps in an instant before standing still, and looked at Yiermi timidly with a timid look: "I, I admit defeat."
In the sixth game, Yiermi VS Qiya, Yiermi successfully exited the game sequence.
Returning to the periphery of the arena, Qi Ya lowered his head and whispered to himself: "How can we turn the two people who had nothing to do with each other into family members?"
Mi Ji didn't say a word, how to answer this question? !He glanced at Kurapika, and at the same time Kurapika was also looking at him, and the two exchanged a helpless expression with each other tacitly. The process of "recognition" between the two of them is really difficult to replicate. , not applicable to Qiya and Xiaojie.
"Two people who have nothing to do with each other, become a family?" Bokuer, who somehow got the certificate from Qi Ya, was eager to help when he heard Qi Ya's words.
He lowered his head and thought for a while, and then said: "My father and mother have never met each other before they got married, so it doesn't matter at all! The marriage between the two parties was arranged by my grandfather under the recommendation of a matchmaker. As a result, they got married and became a family member." Then he received all kinds of contemptuous looks from all directions.
Brother!You got the gender wrong, okay? !
Bang Kuer also thought of this question, and said embarrassingly: "This, this, is just a small example, just for reference, just for reference. That, I will think about other things."
Facts have proved that after racking his brains, he couldn't come up with other examples for reference.And no one else had any good ideas, so the question was put on hold for now.
"Seventh match, Baudro vs. Leorio." Seeing that the evil star of Il fans left the field, the newly replaced referee brother finally got the right to speak, and announced in a solemn voice, only matching his face The expression of the rest of the life after the catastrophe is extremely joyful!
Leorio walked swiftly to the center of the field. In comparison, poor classmate Baodluo had to be sent there on a stretcher by the staff of the Hunter Association because his hands and feet were interrupted by Hisoka.Leorio originally wanted Baudro to take a rest, but another group of candidates had already been selected, so they had to continue on their side.
Facing Baldro lying on the stretcher, Leorio couldn't bear it, and at the same time, he didn't know where to start.But Baldrow's "I admit defeat" ended the embarrassment.
"In the eighth match, Baodluo vs. Five Poisons [Have everyone forgotten the alias of Miji]." The referee brother continued to announce the names of the opponents in the next match.
Mi Ji Shi ran to the middle of the arena, and by the way threw Leorio, who was a little confused, out of the arena.
He walked to the stretcher on which Baudro was lying, squatted down on the side close to his head, and said in a voice that only he and Baudro could hear: "Mr. Baudro, how about we discuss a deal? "
Bao De Luo looked at him with his head tilted and said: "It's nothing more than trying to force me to admit defeat, don't even think about it." Then he turned his head and looked up at the sky.
Ya!It's quite upbeat!But this young master does not eat this set!
"It's just a deal, you listened and you didn't lose anything, did you? Besides, I believe this is a deal that is beneficial to both you and me." Mi Ji persuaded.
Bao De Luo did not make a sound, simply closed his eyes.
Mi Ji ignored his unreasonableness, and said with a good temper: "I am a pacifist who doesn't like to fight. It would be great if I could deal with the matter in a more gentle way. Of course, if When it's time to fight, I won't shrink back. And the current situation is very suitable to be resolved in a gentler way."
He paused for a while, facing Baodluo who was still indifferent, he continued his lobbying on his own: "How about you, how inconvenient your movement is now, how serious are the injuries on your limbs, as a martial artist For you, I believe that I don’t need to give you a detailed diagnosis again! And you are naturally very clear in your heart that with a serious injury like yours, it is very likely that you will have to lie down like this for the rest of your life, unable to get up and walk, and you will not be able to live. Take care of yourself, let alone fight with others like before, even if you get a hunter license, you have to rely on foreign objects wherever you go. Am I right?”
With veins bulging, Baodro turned his head and stared at Miji with wide eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "No matter how much you humiliate me, I won't admit defeat!"
Mi Ji didn't care about Baodluo's murderous eye knife, but continued with his own thoughts: "I can let you not have to spend the rest of your life in bed; I can let you be as normal as when you woke up this morning Walk; I can let you have the same healthy and strong body as this morning again, and then you can take the hunter test later. There are some things that you have after you die, it is better to fight for them again while you are alive. And you are like this, what does death have to do with it? Different!"
Looking at the funny eyes, Baodluo no longer felt angry and unwilling at the beginning, but gradually eased down with the funny statement.
As a martial artist, Bao Deluo is very clear about the structure of the human body. He knows which bones and tendons can be repaired, and which tendons and bones will affect martial arts practice.So ever since he was lying on the stretcher, he knew that he had been wounded beyond repair and was already a disabled person.With his serious injury, even after obtaining the hunter's license and using all available resources, it may not be possible to find a healer who can fully recover him.
But it is precisely because of this that he will abandon his pride and the dignity of a warrior. Even if he is sloppy, he will despicably rely on the fact that the competition cannot kill the contestants to force the absurd to submit. A useless body that can't make a difference at all, to occupy a seat that passed the exam.Because in his current situation, apart from being able to fight by relying on the rules this time, it is impossible for him to have the opportunity to take the hunter exam again in the future.
Even if he got the hunter's license but couldn't go on to the next dream, he still had to persevere.Because he has nothing but persistence!Now that the sacrifice has been made, even if it is necessary to use the means that I once disdained, I must stick to it to the end!
However, his opponent told him that he can regain his healthy body like before, enjoy the fun of fighting again, and embark on the road to become a top martial artist again, but the price he pays is to give up this The next hunter exam.It would be a lie to say no!
Baodlo looked at Miji, with unconcealable excitement in his eyes: "If you can do it, I can agree to your deal. But how do you want me to believe you?"
Mi Ji blinked: "I can show you my ability, how about healing your arm for free? It's an expression of my sincerity."
Bao Deluo couldn't wait to say: "Okay."
Picking up the hand of Baoduo near his side, using Baoduo and his own body to block the sight of others, he quickly healed Baoduo's arm with his thoughts.
"You can simply feel it," and then Mi Ji reminded him, "Don't move too much, I don't want too many people to know my ability."
Baldro moved his fingers, and said ecstatically, "I can agree to your deal."
"Well, now I will talk about my conditions: first, you are not allowed to talk about my ability to anyone; second, you have to admit defeat to me in this game; third, I will Heal all your wounds tonight."
"Tonight?" Paudreau asked in surprise.
"Yes, you can choose to believe that I will keep my promise, or you can choose not to believe." This guy's injuries are serious, and if he heals him on the spot, he will probably expose his abilities.
Baldro closed his eyes and thought for three seconds, then opened his eyes and said to Mi Ji: "I bet!"
"make a deal!"
"Of course it's true!" Leorio's newly appointed Roaring Emperor roared at Il fans.
(Background board: Kurapika sneaks behind Leorio, stretches out his arm and gives Leorio a crutch on his waist, Leorio howls and successfully receives a gesture from his friend Kurapika to silence him, and finally Shut up. The face beside him has already become uneasy, and he silently puts away the writing brush that he took out half of from his waist.)
"It looks like this! It's a bit tricky." Yi Ermi rested his chin on his hand and meditated, "Ah!" He suddenly thought of something, and hammered his right hand into the palm of his left hand, "Then I'll go and kill him."
(Background board: ORZ... I am the expression of everyone in a cold sweat.)
"A killer doesn't need a friend, he just gets in the way." Yi Ermi quickly showed three nails, raised his foot and turned to the door, walked two steps and stopped, and asked the referee who stepped forward to stop him, " Where is Xiaojie?"
The referee brother refused, so Yi Erfan rewarded him with the three nails in his hand, so he obeyed: "In the lounge next to..."
Yi Ermi continued to walk towards the hall door, but Qi Ya, who had been silent behind him, stuttered and said, "Big... big brother, no... don't!"
(Background board: -_-#... I am an emoticon made up of unhealthy content.)
Yi Ermi turned his head and looked straight at Qi Ya: "Why, you also want to stop me?" Then he walked back to Qi Ya step by step, "You want to do it for Xiaojie, and for brother Enemy?"
Facing the oppression of Yiermi at close range, Qi Ya was so nervous that he was sweating profusely. He summoned up courage and said tremblingly: "No...no."
"That's good!" Yiermi put his hand on Qi Ya's head, Qi Ya flinched a bit, but didn't dodge, "Don't fight a battle that has no chance of winning, this is what I have always taught you."
"Actually, Xiaojie's aptitude is not bad, but it's a pity," Yi Ermi shook his head with a paralyzed face, retracted his hand, and squeezed his chin. "It's a pity that he is not a family member, otherwise he wouldn't have to die."
(Background board: A grass-mud horse ran past Mi Ji's head, yelling "Oh my god", this rhythm of cherishing talents, Cao Caosang, you old man should join the scene!)
Qi Ya, who was drowning, heard "you don't have to die", as if he saw a life-saving straw, he raised his head excitedly: "If Xiaojie becomes a family member, he doesn't have to die, right?"
Yi Ermi looked at his third brother who was suddenly resurrected with full blood, but his IQ dropped to zero, and said, "Of course it's not necessary for family members."
Then I saw Kitty Kitty clenched his fists: "I will try my best to make Xiaojie a family member!"
(A funny heartfelt voice on the background board: Hey hey hey! Director! The lines in these paragraphs are wrong!)
Looking at the third younger brother who is already far away from the sky, Yi Ermi thought to himself, since he is the future family member, let Xiaojie be let go for the time being, if he does not become a family member in the future, but still entangled with Qiya and then killed Late.
Then Yiermi looked at the newly appointed referee brother who was trembling and wanted to speak, but didn't have the guts to intervene. Remembering that he was still taking the hunter test, he released the reading pressure to remind his third brother: "Qi Ya , we still haven't fought yet."
The Qiya cat wrapped in the pressure felt oppressed sensitively, stepped back five steps in an instant before standing still, and looked at Yiermi timidly with a timid look: "I, I admit defeat."
In the sixth game, Yiermi VS Qiya, Yiermi successfully exited the game sequence.
Returning to the periphery of the arena, Qi Ya lowered his head and whispered to himself: "How can we turn the two people who had nothing to do with each other into family members?"
Mi Ji didn't say a word, how to answer this question? !He glanced at Kurapika, and at the same time Kurapika was also looking at him, and the two exchanged a helpless expression with each other tacitly. The process of "recognition" between the two of them is really difficult to replicate. , not applicable to Qiya and Xiaojie.
"Two people who have nothing to do with each other, become a family?" Bokuer, who somehow got the certificate from Qi Ya, was eager to help when he heard Qi Ya's words.
He lowered his head and thought for a while, and then said: "My father and mother have never met each other before they got married, so it doesn't matter at all! The marriage between the two parties was arranged by my grandfather under the recommendation of a matchmaker. As a result, they got married and became a family member." Then he received all kinds of contemptuous looks from all directions.
Brother!You got the gender wrong, okay? !
Bang Kuer also thought of this question, and said embarrassingly: "This, this, is just a small example, just for reference, just for reference. That, I will think about other things."
Facts have proved that after racking his brains, he couldn't come up with other examples for reference.And no one else had any good ideas, so the question was put on hold for now.
"Seventh match, Baudro vs. Leorio." Seeing that the evil star of Il fans left the field, the newly replaced referee brother finally got the right to speak, and announced in a solemn voice, only matching his face The expression of the rest of the life after the catastrophe is extremely joyful!
Leorio walked swiftly to the center of the field. In comparison, poor classmate Baodluo had to be sent there on a stretcher by the staff of the Hunter Association because his hands and feet were interrupted by Hisoka.Leorio originally wanted Baudro to take a rest, but another group of candidates had already been selected, so they had to continue on their side.
Facing Baldro lying on the stretcher, Leorio couldn't bear it, and at the same time, he didn't know where to start.But Baldrow's "I admit defeat" ended the embarrassment.
"In the eighth match, Baodluo vs. Five Poisons [Have everyone forgotten the alias of Miji]." The referee brother continued to announce the names of the opponents in the next match.
Mi Ji Shi ran to the middle of the arena, and by the way threw Leorio, who was a little confused, out of the arena.
He walked to the stretcher on which Baudro was lying, squatted down on the side close to his head, and said in a voice that only he and Baudro could hear: "Mr. Baudro, how about we discuss a deal? "
Bao De Luo looked at him with his head tilted and said: "It's nothing more than trying to force me to admit defeat, don't even think about it." Then he turned his head and looked up at the sky.
Ya!It's quite upbeat!But this young master does not eat this set!
"It's just a deal, you listened and you didn't lose anything, did you? Besides, I believe this is a deal that is beneficial to both you and me." Mi Ji persuaded.
Bao De Luo did not make a sound, simply closed his eyes.
Mi Ji ignored his unreasonableness, and said with a good temper: "I am a pacifist who doesn't like to fight. It would be great if I could deal with the matter in a more gentle way. Of course, if When it's time to fight, I won't shrink back. And the current situation is very suitable to be resolved in a gentler way."
He paused for a while, facing Baodluo who was still indifferent, he continued his lobbying on his own: "How about you, how inconvenient your movement is now, how serious are the injuries on your limbs, as a martial artist For you, I believe that I don’t need to give you a detailed diagnosis again! And you are naturally very clear in your heart that with a serious injury like yours, it is very likely that you will have to lie down like this for the rest of your life, unable to get up and walk, and you will not be able to live. Take care of yourself, let alone fight with others like before, even if you get a hunter license, you have to rely on foreign objects wherever you go. Am I right?”
With veins bulging, Baodro turned his head and stared at Miji with wide eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "No matter how much you humiliate me, I won't admit defeat!"
Mi Ji didn't care about Baodluo's murderous eye knife, but continued with his own thoughts: "I can let you not have to spend the rest of your life in bed; I can let you be as normal as when you woke up this morning Walk; I can let you have the same healthy and strong body as this morning again, and then you can take the hunter test later. There are some things that you have after you die, it is better to fight for them again while you are alive. And you are like this, what does death have to do with it? Different!"
Looking at the funny eyes, Baodluo no longer felt angry and unwilling at the beginning, but gradually eased down with the funny statement.
As a martial artist, Bao Deluo is very clear about the structure of the human body. He knows which bones and tendons can be repaired, and which tendons and bones will affect martial arts practice.So ever since he was lying on the stretcher, he knew that he had been wounded beyond repair and was already a disabled person.With his serious injury, even after obtaining the hunter's license and using all available resources, it may not be possible to find a healer who can fully recover him.
But it is precisely because of this that he will abandon his pride and the dignity of a warrior. Even if he is sloppy, he will despicably rely on the fact that the competition cannot kill the contestants to force the absurd to submit. A useless body that can't make a difference at all, to occupy a seat that passed the exam.Because in his current situation, apart from being able to fight by relying on the rules this time, it is impossible for him to have the opportunity to take the hunter exam again in the future.
Even if he got the hunter's license but couldn't go on to the next dream, he still had to persevere.Because he has nothing but persistence!Now that the sacrifice has been made, even if it is necessary to use the means that I once disdained, I must stick to it to the end!
However, his opponent told him that he can regain his healthy body like before, enjoy the fun of fighting again, and embark on the road to become a top martial artist again, but the price he pays is to give up this The next hunter exam.It would be a lie to say no!
Baodlo looked at Miji, with unconcealable excitement in his eyes: "If you can do it, I can agree to your deal. But how do you want me to believe you?"
Mi Ji blinked: "I can show you my ability, how about healing your arm for free? It's an expression of my sincerity."
Bao Deluo couldn't wait to say: "Okay."
Picking up the hand of Baoduo near his side, using Baoduo and his own body to block the sight of others, he quickly healed Baoduo's arm with his thoughts.
"You can simply feel it," and then Mi Ji reminded him, "Don't move too much, I don't want too many people to know my ability."
Baldro moved his fingers, and said ecstatically, "I can agree to your deal."
"Well, now I will talk about my conditions: first, you are not allowed to talk about my ability to anyone; second, you have to admit defeat to me in this game; third, I will Heal all your wounds tonight."
"Tonight?" Paudreau asked in surprise.
"Yes, you can choose to believe that I will keep my promise, or you can choose not to believe." This guy's injuries are serious, and if he heals him on the spot, he will probably expose his abilities.
Baldro closed his eyes and thought for three seconds, then opened his eyes and said to Mi Ji: "I bet!"
"make a deal!"
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