[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Wudu: Master, do you think I should get myself a fan as a weapon or a brush① as a weapon?

Wanhua: (☆_☆) You mean Qixiu’s big fan②?

Five Poisons: Yarn!Ordinary folding fan!Ordinary folding fan!

Wan Hua: As a Wudu, why don't you use the flute③?

Five Poisons: I am a big man with a gourd silk on my back ③ Can you see it? !

Wanhua: (￣▽￣) According to you, the brush is the most normal.

Five Poisons: All right!That is the brush.

Wan Hua: Bring it back for me to play with, anyway, it is also my school weapon.

……

Wanhua: Apprentice apprentice?

Wanhua: Where did it go?

Wanhua: Come out!come out!

Wan Hua: If I don’t come out again, I’ll be rolling around!

Five Poisons: I went to watch the fun just now.

Wanhua: What's the excitement?

Five Poisons: My kitten ran away from home.

Wanhua: Uh, the plot has begun.

Five Poisons: Mmmmm!I'm going to the hunter exam to have fun, are you coming?

Wanhua: (╥﹏╥) I have already obtained the hunter license.

Five Poisons: Oh!Then I went to play by myself.

Outside the venue, he knocked out the high-spirited Nick Lu, snatched his notebook and replaced him as No. 187, hid in the corner and watched the crowd silently.

Today he deliberately changed his disguise, leaving enough bangs on both sides of his cheeks, and the rest of his long hair was braided and hung down on his chest. The red double-breasted long coat had a slit at the waist, and he wore a loose white shirt inside. Culottes, if one ignores the big framed glasses at the bottom of a big wine bottle that cover most of his face, and the long scarf that has been wrapped around several times to cover the bottom of his nose, he is just fine. The replica of Aya ④-sama, meow ha ha ha!Well, the hair color is also different, Ayame-sama is white and he is black.

In fact, he can change his appearance with thoughts, but due to his super "self-healing" ability, he will return to his original appearance in less than an hour after changing. It is too tiring to keep changing and changing, so He can only play cosplay.In fact, he would like to cosplay Harry Potter, but it's a pity that he can't bear to part with that flowing long hair, Smecta!

"Hello," a chunky uncle with a square nose and squinting eyes greeted Mi Ji, "My name is Dongba."

Mi Ji glanced at the No. 16 number plate on his chest, thought, newcomer killer Dongba, I'll just wait for you, and then said: "Five poisons."

"Are you a new candidate this year?"

"Well, how do you know?" Mi Ji happily exchanged lines with him.

"Because this is the No.30 exam I have taken five times."

"Oh! It's amazing!" Mi Ji said so, but he was slandering in his heart, what an honor 35 times!

"I'm an old man here, you can ask me if you don't understand."

"Wow! Then you must know a lot of people?" Continue to the lines.

"Well, let me introduce you one by one." Balabala...

"Thank you so much for telling me so much!" Mi Ji expressed his gratitude with a smirk on his face, but it was a pity that his expression was completely wasted, his entire face was blocked by his hair, scarf and glasses.

"Oh! That's right!" Dongba took out two cans of juice from his pocket, "Let's have a toast, as a celebration of our becoming friends." Then he was going to hand one of the cans to Mi Ji.

"Mr. Dongba, please wait for a moment." Mi Ji raised his hand to stop him, took out his notebook, and pretended to type on the keyboard and said, "Well, Mr. Dongba, this is the 35th time you have taken the hunter exam. It is the second place in the historical rankings, among which there are 30 consecutive No.1 results, which is not easy." Mi Ji paused, looked up at Dongba's face, it was obvious that he had begun to look unattractive, and then Zi Gu continued to say, "It's a pity that although the test results are excellent, but you have repeatedly failed because you were distracted by other things, Mr. Dongba, the "newcomer killer", I'm sorry that I can't drink your juice. "Then Dong Ba, who was left with a livid face, walked away calmly.

Life is so beautiful!Mi Ji is secretly happy in his heart, although it is very troublesome to memorize the lines.

In Mi Ji's previous life, when I was watching comics and cartoons, there were not many people who hated the characters here. I could count them on one hand, but it's a pity that Dongba was the first one on that hand. Although this guy was the last Will be cleaned up by the protagonists, but why not have a chance to punish this annoying guy and entertain myself.

Mi Ji glanced at Hisoka and Qi Ya's position, and chose a corner far away from them to continue hiding.Cherish life, stay away from Xisuo BT!As for Qi Ya, the elder brother will definitely look at him when he comes, and it will be harder to be found if he is far away. If the elder brother finds out, he will not be able to play.

Mi Ji stood in the corner and watched Dongba depressed for only a moment, and then went on to attack the next target.Mi Ji looked forward in the direction he was walking, and there was a chattering bald head right in front of him.oh!Hehehe!It seems that in the original book, Dongba also ate turtles with that guy Ban Zang!There is a good show to watch!

"Clicking." Just as Mi Ji was excitedly preparing to watch a good show, a strange man with nails stuck in his head came out of the elevator.The weirdo scanned the audience, then found a place that was closer to Hisoka and convenient for observing Kiya and stopped.

When Mi Ji saw Yi Ermi come in, he immediately lost his mood of watching the show, and then he was relieved when he saw his brother standing at a place far away from him.Love is precious, and freedom is more expensive. If it is for life, both can be thrown away.But when life is not threatened, it is more comfortable to have more freedom, isn't it!Therefore, it is best to be discovered by the eldest brother as late as possible.

However, to be happy in life is to have fun!When it's time to watch the jokes, watch them to your heart's content.

After the crisis alert brought by his elder brother was lifted, Mi Ji's little friend happily went to see his good show again.On this side, after the good show was going on until Dongba was pretending to be interested in listening to the chatterbox for a while, ninja player No. 294 talked about the intermission.

Uncle Dongba took out his juice to sell again: "Come on, let's have a toast to celebrate our meeting!"

I saw the bald-headed classmate stretch out his palm handsomely: "Ninjas have the habit of not eating what others give, sorry." The little eyes poked sharply at the liar Dongba.Tut tut tut!Look at Dongba's big yellow potato face, which instantly turned blue and purple, as if sprouting.Oh my goodness!I laughed so hard!Mi Ji leaned against the wall and endured internal injuries from laughing, and it took a long time for him to recover to full blood.

After a while, Kurapika arrived at the venue together with Xiaojie and Leorio. Miji had to sigh that the power of the original work is too powerful, and his little Kurapika's personality was brought by him since he was a child. He went astray, but in front of the powerful plot, he still became friends with those two silly children at this time.

The three of them stared around the audience for a moment, then Kurapika began to look left and right as if looking for someone in the crowd.But soon they were stopped by Uncle Dongba, who had just run into a wall at Yiermi's place and was still persistent and persevering.After a while, I saw Xiaojie's children's shoes, who was the first to drink Dongba's homemade drink after he came to the venue, and vomited.

Whoops!Whoops!No, no, no!Mi Chi pressed his stomach against the wall while clutching his laughing stomach.

I can't watch it anymore, or I won't have the energy to run for a while.Mi Chi, who had finally seen enough of the good show at this stage, began to close his eyes and meditate. Even the screams of the guy whose arm was cut off by Hisoka didn't make him open his eyes.

"Ring, ring, ring, ring!" A long series of bells rang, and Mi Ji knew that Sadots, the chief examiner of the first exam, had arrived.

"The hunter test has officially started, please go this way."

Mi Ji didn't move, and about 400 people would inevitably be crowded in a not too spacious passageway, so let's take a nap before going there, anyway, they still have to run for several hours.No hurry no hurry!Rest!

"Here, I must ask everyone for their consent. The hunter exam contains extremely harsh parts, so you may be injured or even die due to bad luck or lack of strength. It is more similar to the candidates just now..." Sadots' voice As they drifted away, Mi Ji fell asleep in a daze.

"Where are you going, Grasshopper with a big belly!" After an unknown amount of time, he suddenly said something in his sleep, followed by a loud "Boom!"

Mi Chi, who was leaning against the wall and fell asleep, finally leaned forward, causing his head to be seduced by gravity successfully and smoothly, and his face landed first. Unfortunately, he was not disfigured.

"Yawn!" Awakened by the sudden impact on the ground, Mi Ji rubbed his eyes and got up from the ground, turned on the laptop to check the time, um, almost two hours had passed.

"Hey! Start working!" Mi Ji dusted off the dust on his body, and casually threw the laptop aside.Stretching his limbs and beating himself to the beat, he did some radio gymnastics. After warming up, he adjusted his body muscles so that they were in the most suitable state for running, and then he started running at extreme speed. model.

"One, two, three, four," Miji ran, counting the candidates who were lying on the ground, lying on their stomachs, or slowly moving forward, who were obviously about to be eliminated due to lack of physical strength. , "Five, six, seven, eight..." When he counted No. 60, he saw the tail of the large army.

Mi Ji looked up at the team leading to the stairs on the ground, Qiya and Xiaojie were running at the front, Ilmi and Hisoka were a little behind them, and Xiaokula and Leorio The uncle is in the middle of the team.

After scouting the formation, Mi Ji slowed down and slowly entered the middle and back position of the team. From a distance, he could hear Leorio shouting hoarsely, saying that money is paramount.Mi Ji silently nodded in the back, deeply agreeing with this opinion.

However, Mi Ji, who is in the team at this moment, wants to yell at the sky, why don't you people be so unrestrained!

The girls are still relatively reserved, and the clothes are still on, so they have undid one or two more buttons on their collars.But those old men completely disregarded their image, did they!

The tie is floating on the back of the neck, the shirt is tied around the waist, and the upper body is bare. Yes, I'm talking about you, the uncle named Leorio!Mi Ji silently complained about the disheveled hunter candidates around him.Actually, to be honest, Leorio's image is pretty good, but what about the man over there with only a trousers left, what about your morals? !

But no matter how enthusiastic everyone was running, and no matter how Mi Ji vomited blood because of everyone's unrestrainedness, in short, the exit has arrived.