Scumbag Petitioner [Transmigration Book]

At this time, Lang Qinghe was a little sleepy after taking a bath and was about to go to bed. He unexpectedly found that Gu Xuanlang, who was fierce like a wolf at night, was lying on the bed ahead of time. Looking closely, he seemed to be asleep?

These were all too unexpected for Lang Qinghe, he crept onto the bed, raised the corners of his lips with a smirk, lifted the quilt and got into Gu Xuanlang's bed, he scurried around in the bed for a long time, Then he lay down in Gu Xuanlang's arms, pinched Gu Xuanlang's body on purpose under the quilt with his hands restlessly, thinking that he would get Gu Xuanlang's response, but found that Gu Xuanlang still closed his eyes tightly and didn't feel anything. Responding, he seemed to be dissatisfied and hummed softly, "Sleeping so hard? Are you tired?"

Lang Qinghe subconsciously began to recall what he and Gu Xuanlang did today, that is, to send their parents to a relative's house, and then to have a good time in a house where no one else was around, and then to eat with Yue Shuhai and Tang Kele who came one after another. After a meal and a chat, the workload is not as heavy as usual, how could Gu Xuanlang be so sleepy?

"Brother Xuan Lang? Brother Xuan Lang?" Lang Qinghe was already on his mind. Seeing that Gu Xuanlang was ignoring him, he jumped out of bed and took out the medicine box at home with bare feet to measure Gu Xuanlang's temperature. Come.

After a lot of tossing, he found that Gu Xuanlang's body temperature was indeed normal, but Gu Xuanlang's skin became paler and paler as if he had lost all blood. He recalled the secrets that Gu Xuanlang had told him, and suddenly After reacting, he hugged Gu Xuanlang strenuously, patted Gu Xuanlang's cheek, but there was still no response, so scared that he subconsciously dialed Tang Kele's number, and after the call, he dialed Tang Kele again worriedly. The emergency call, the whole person shouted Gu Xuanlang's name in a daze and panic, "Brother Xuanlang! Wake up! Didn't you say you would not leave me? Brother Xuanlang!"

Gu Xuanlang seemed to have sensed Lang Qinghe's call. He tried his best to open his eyes from his deep sleep, but found that he had become a soul without a body again. He could only anxiously watch Lang Qinghe holding the An empty shell that had lost its soul was crying. He wanted to step forward to wipe away the tears on Lang Qinghe's face, but he couldn't do anything. He was so anxious that he floated around the room until he accidentally thought of himself. The last sound heard before coma.

He tried to call out to the system with his own consciousness, "666? Are you there? I have something to ask you."

[System: I am the host, but my condition is not particularly good. If you have any questions, you must ask them as soon as possible. I can no longer communicate with you clearly. Our superior Da Wang is using his light waves to interfere with me , I will disappear soon, you...]

"Then don't rush to talk, let me talk..." Gu Xuanlang noticed the system's voice gradually getting quieter, and was trying to express his doubts, only to find that the system had completely disappeared.

At the same time, Gu Xuanlang felt a strong suction force, trying to suck his soul away from here. When he fully reacted, he was pulled away from his time and space by an unknown force.

"Hello, hello, can you hear my voice?" A cold and mechanical male voice brought back Gu Xuanlang's already chaotic consciousness.

Gu Xuanlang opened his sore eyes, and what he saw was a vast expanse of whiteness. He was inexplicably familiar with the huge clock, and the brown-haired wool-rolled man sitting on the clock and holding a folder in his hand. Gu Xuanlang searched his previous memories. , and quickly recognized the person in front of him, he forced his soul to float up from the ground, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Hi, woof, we meet again."

Da Wang was very surprised that Gu Xuanlang was so calm. After all, he had met too many clients who panicked because of the sudden change of environment. He very cooperatively smiled back at Gu Xuanlang, "You must have guessed why you would come here?"

"I was brought here by you because of a mission before, and now I come back again, probably because I completed the mission?" Gu Xuanlang looked around, and then thought of Lang Qinghe, turned around And looking at Da Wang who had jumped off the clock, he was about to express his thoughts when Da Wang interrupted him.

"Congratulations, Mr. Gu, you have completed the task assigned to you by the Traversing Association. You have successfully turned this unfinished and brain-dead dog-blooded novel about being slapped in the face into a perfect sweet pet farming article. At the same time, because of you The existence of the book, the fate of everyone in the book has been the best development, now you can return to reality according to our previous agreement, are you ready?" Da Wang finished speaking in one breath, ready to bring the past Gu Xuanlang, who always wanted to return to reality, left.

Seeing this, Gu Xuanlang hurriedly refused, "Wang Wang, wait a minute, I don't want to go back now, I fell in love with Lang Qinghe in the book, and I would be very sad if I left him, didn't you say before that I can stay here?" Was it a choice?"

"Hmm... How come all the clients who wear books recently fall in love with the characters in the book? Are they all so difficult to deal with? I'm going to change careers to be a matchmaker now?" Da Wang looked at Gu Xuanlang in surprise, and when he realized that he When he had already expressed his thoughts, he couldn't help laughing awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't express my thoughts at will, of course you can choose among them, but I just received instructions from my superiors. There are still unfinished things in the real world, and you must complete it by the specified time before you can choose to return to the book."

"What? Why is there such a rule?" Gu Xuanlang was stunned.

"Mr. Gu, this is an old rule of our Travelers Association. I was not sure that you could complete the task before, so I didn't say it. In addition, I also want to tell you that during the time you traveled, the people around you have completely I forgot you, in other words, you have disappeared from that world, but when you travel back, they will remember you, and you can also use them to recall the things you have not completed." Da Wang stretched out his hand and patted A touch on Gu Xuanlang's shoulder.

Then he added something similar to a sports smart watch to Gu Xuanlang's hand on business. He noticed Gu Xuanlang's confusion and continued to explain: "This timer can remind you to complete tasks as soon as possible. You have a total of 72 hours to complete the task, if you exceed the time on the timer, you will stay in the real world, if you finish within the time specified by the timer, you can go back to the book and meet your lover again."

"Okay, then when do I start?" Gu Xuanlang looked at the numbers on the timer that had begun to decrease, and suddenly felt that he was at a loss. He wanted to gain some more time for himself, but he was sent away by Da Wang in a daze. Back to the real world.

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After returning to the real world, Gu Xuanlang began to do all the things he hadn't done before, such as skydiving, helping poor children, and even selling ice cream in an amusement park. The timer in his hand continued to walk unmoved.

Gu Xuanlang, who was never afraid of anything, finally panicked. He rubbed his hair carelessly in the car. He really thought about everything, and even went to find his remarried mother.

His mother didn't meet any good men when she was young, but now she is remarried to an honest man with good conditions. The three of them enjoyed themselves happily, but his existence was a bit embarrassing, that's why he rarely appeared in front of his mother, and even if he did, he didn't want to stay longer. He only hoped that his mother would have a happy and stable family from now on.

In a blink of an eye, the time on the timer was only 25 hours left. Gu Xuanlang was suffering in his heart at this time. His brain was uncontrollably thinking about what he wanted to do, but he had done it all by himself. Just when he was about to give up, a flash of inspiration came to his mind and he thought of a little wish he had before time travelling, which was to go to the most popular snail noodle shop in the suburbs to taste snail noodle.

Although this fanciful wish sounds a little nonsensical, it is better than being in such a hurry now, Gu Xuanlang started the car with his hands faster than his thoughts, and drove directly to the suburbs.

Although the snail noodle snack bar that Gu Xuanlang went to this time is located in a remote place in the suburbs, it attracts a steady stream of customers because of its authentic taste and taste, and it is one of the best in the city.

No, as soon as Gu Xuanlang entered the store, he was told by the waiter that there were no more vacancies in the store. If it was normal, Gu Xuanlang would choose to go back, but he really has no time to waste any more. He looked around , I found a black-haired man in the corner eating noodles by the window. It was probably the first time he had eaten noodles with a sour and refreshing appearance, and Gu Xuanlang keenly discovered that there was an empty seat opposite the black-haired man.

Gu Xuanlang didn't care about anything else, and smiled directly at the little waiter who was looking troubled, "Brother, do me a favor, you see that there is an empty seat opposite that handsome black-haired guy, why don't you ask me?" Can he share the table? I like your snail powder so much, I have come here several times, and every time there is no place for me, if this continues, I will go crazy."

I have to say that Gu Xuanlang's face is very popular everywhere. Now that he shows a slight smile, the little waiter in front of him can't bear to refuse anymore. Gu Xuanlang's place to negotiate.

It didn't take long for Gu Xuanlang to have his own seat with the help of the waiter, and successfully ordered a bowl of snail noodles. He greeted the black-haired man in front of him, only to realize that the man in front of him looked really good. Not bad, the facial features are exquisite and gentle, and there is a very eye-catching tear mole at the corner of the eye, which makes the whole person coquettish and full of mystery.

Gradually, Gu Xuanlang discovered that the person in front of him was not only full of mystery, but also full of secrets in eating.

Others are very happy to eat snail powder, but the person in front of him is frowning all the time and eating the snail powder in the bowl as if doing a task, which makes him find it interesting and funny.

Coincidentally, the man happened to feel Gu Xuanlang's gaze, looked at Gu Xuanlang, raised the corners of his lips and smiled, and explained his expression, "It's the first time I eat, and I eat it again. In addition, I think I'm dating, so the expression is not very good-looking, but this powder is really delicious, don't be misled by my expression, I'm sorry for the store."

"Oh, okay." Gu Xuanlang nodded very cooperatively, took a sip of the iced orange juice he had just ordered, and looked around leisurely, but when the man opposite him rolled up the sleeve of his sweater to check the time, He found that the man's watch was exactly the same as the timer in his hand, and he also noticed that the watch was also counting down the time, but the time was much more abundant than his own.

The person on the opposite side felt Gu Xuanlang's gaze again, and another one couldn't help but raised his head, and met Gu Xuanlang's surprised gaze,

He was stunned instantly. He thought there were some monsters and ghosts behind him, and hurriedly turned his head to look, but there was nothing unusual. He turned his head in panic and found that Gu Xuanlang was still surprised. He wanted to ask Gu Xuanlang Why did you look at him like that, but under the reminder of Gu Xuanlang, he found that Gu Xuanlang had the same watch as himself on his wrist, and the remaining time on it was only 24 hours, and he was also half-hearted like Gu Xuanlang before. He opened his mouth and asked.

"You too?"

"You too?"

The two uttered their voices and nodded at the same time. Immediately after their indifference before parting, tears filled their eyes as if they had met a fellow villager. The black-haired man even asked from the side: "Do you also think that you have never made snail powder?" about?"

"Well, before I crossed over, I saw an anchor trying to eat snail powder on my mobile phone, and I planned to go downstairs to eat it. Who knew that I was so busy that I forgot, and then crossed by accident. , I have done a lot of things in the past few days, but I have not succeeded in stopping the time on the watch, so I thought that this is the reason why I didn’t do it, so I decided to come to the store for a meal.” Gu Xuanlang thought of his own With no progress in the task, he subconsciously took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and was just about to put the cigarettes in his mouth when he realized that smoking was prohibited here, so he put the cigarette down in frustration.

The black-haired man is not much better than Gu Xuanlang at this moment, he also sighed, "Me too, I have tried everything I should and shouldn't, except for eating snail powder, I really don't know I haven't done anything yet, try it just in case!"

"Well, I hope!" Gu Xuanlang saw that his snail powder hadn't come up yet, so he looked at his phone boredly, and then he didn't know what to think, and then looked up at the person in front of him again, seeing that there were only two people. An audible voice asked, "What book are you wearing?"

"It's an ancient novel about Mary Su's brain-dead farming. The shou in it is all based on the aura of the protagonist. Without the aura of the protagonist, he becomes everyone's younger brother. He has no brains and schemes and always wants to play tricks. It's quite annoying. Yes, compared to the villains in the novel, they are very charming and likable." The black-haired man seemed to open up a chatterbox when he mentioned the villains, and he chatted with Gu Xuanlang, and also talked about their love story by the way .

Gu Xuanlang listened very seriously, "It seems that you must love him very much and miss him very much. In fact, I also miss my family, and I don't know what happened to him there."

The black-haired man also heard Gu Xuanlang's inner and outer doting, and he smiled and said, "Are you afraid that he will be bullied?"

Gu Xuanlang nodded subconsciously, "Who doesn't worry about his little one? Even though I know he can protect me, I still can't help but think about him and worry about him."

"Well, I quite agree with your point of view." The black-haired man drank a glass of mineral water, sighed at the same time as Gu Xuanlang, and both of them smiled wryly after realizing that they had acted the same way.

After Gu Xuanlang served his snail powder, he also started to eat a few mouthfuls, and then sighed a little aggrieved, "It would be great if he was here, such delicious things should be eaten together to be delicious, hey, Not to mention, I'm going to read that novel, I can't see him in person, I can at least see him in the novel, although he doesn't have many scenes, some are just scenes of him dissecting others."

"..." The black-haired man was taken aback by Gu Xuanlang's words, thinking about what kind of person this Gu Xuanlang's lover is. Does such a person really need to be so worried?He was about to speak, but when Gu Xuanlang was reading a novel, a flash of light flashed in his mind. He quickly took out his mobile phone, typed the book he traveled through, and started to leave a message below.

Seeing this tiger-like operation, Gu Xuanlang was stunned. He was about to ask the black-haired man what he found, when he found that the people around him had stopped.

Da Wang also came out at this time. Da Wang seemed surprised that Gu Xuanlang was sitting with a fellow traveler. He froze for a moment before continuing to communicate with the black-haired man beside him.

After some exchanges, the black-haired man came to Gu Xuanlang with a face full of joy, "Brother, I have completed the task ahead of schedule, and I believe you can do it too. In addition, I want to remind you that this task is very tricky, please don't worry about it." Don't think about it from a normal perspective, think about whether you have scolded anyone, especially the author..."

"Mr. Xu, please don't disclose key information at will. Please return to the place where you first traveled and prepare to return to the book." Da Wang interrupted the black-haired man, under Gu Xuanlang's resentful gaze Disappeared.

With the disappearance of the big Wang and the black-haired man, the people around Gu Xuanlang returned to normal again. No one seemed to realize that the person opposite them had disappeared, and everyone continued to do what they hadn't done just now. Gu Xuanlang With a dark sigh, he began to recall what the black-haired man said to himself just now, and he suddenly remembered an excessive thing he did before.

With a clue, he quickly took out his mobile phone, opened the novel reading app on the mobile phone, found the novel he traveled through, and found that the novel was still not updated. He watched more and more readers urging for updates. Posted a comment below.

[May your life be clear: Hello author, I don’t know why you didn’t continue to update the article, but I want to apologize to you here, I hurt you and you by posting a comment because I hated the scumbag Gu Xuanlang The characters in your article, after the recent incidents, I found that I was indeed a bit too much, I hope you don’t care about my recklessness, the article you wrote is really beautiful, I hope you stick to it. 】

Just after Gu Xuanlang finished posting the comments, other readers also started to leave comments one after another. Some were interacting with Gu Xuanlang, and some continued to urge updates. Just when Gu Xuanlang was about to go offline, the author actually logged into the account , and replied to Gu Xuanlang's message.

[The author of this article: I accept your apology, and please don’t worry about it anymore. I stopped writing because I felt that my villain was too pitiful, not because of you or anyone else. I am thinking hard now. How to give everyone and every character in the book the best ending, this article will always be there, and I will not give up. 】

【May your life be clear: that's good...】

Gu Xuanlang didn't complete his words, and his surroundings fell into a state of stillness again. With the previous experience, Gu Xuanlang didn't panic at all. He couldn't hold back even when he saw Da Wang who had just left and came back again. Laughing, "I didn't expect it, we met again so soon."

"I really didn't expect that the world would be so small. You would get together with Mr. Xu, and I didn't expect you to be so smart. Mr. Xu just said a few words, and you understood everything." Da Wang Because he has met Gu Xuanlang too many times, he talked too much, he smiled at Gu Xuanlang, and then continued to hand over his task, "Congratulations to Mr. Gu for successfully completing the task ahead of schedule, Please go back to the first place you crossed here, and prepare to go back to the book."

"Hey! Okay, I really like hearing what you said!" Gu Xuanlang jumped up from the chair excitedly, and consciously put the money for eating snail powder with the handsome guy on the table, and then He walked briskly to the parking lot.

At this time, Da Wang suddenly stopped Gu Xuanlang, "Mr. Gu, actually even if you didn't complete the task this time, I will take you back."

"Huh?" Gu Xuanlang didn't understand the meaning of Da Wang's words, so he couldn't help but stop, and looked back at Da Wang, "Is it because of something? I don't believe I have any special rights."

Da Wang nodded, "It is true that something happened. Our staff found that after you left the character Lang Qinghe in the book, his mentality changed drastically. It was the same as when he dissected the cannon fodder character before. If he is gone, you will return to the way you were before, and it will even affect the plot, so for the balance of the plot, you must go back."

Gu Xuanlang didn't react from the conversation with Da Wang for a while, and after an unknown period of time, he rushed forward like an arrow and grabbed Da Wang's shoulder, "Did something happen to Qinghe when I disappeared? Otherwise, how could he return to his original form?"

"We don't know much about this, please go back as soon as possible, otherwise the book may be crooked again." Da Wang was even more anxious than Gu Xuanlang, and sent Gu Xuanlang back to Gu Xuanlang just after crossing over At the starting point, he went to activate the traversal system, preparing to send Gu Xuanlang back.

When Gu Xuanlang arrived at home, he began to wait anxiously for Da Wang, but he didn't expect that the soul that looked almost exactly like himself would appear again. From the expression and various actions of that soul, he guessed that The person in front of him was the same name and surname as himself in the book, Zha Gongyuan himself.

The author has something to say: I think everyone knows who is the fan of Lao Gu, hahaha

感谢在2020-07-0110:05:23~2020-07-0210:08:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: You don’t know one;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of CpopQueen;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!