Scumbag Petitioner [Transmigration Book]

"Tick tock...tick tock..." Gu Xuanlang heard a very regular sound, like the second hand of a clock, and at the same time, there was a huge wind from not far away, and he opened his sore eyes in response. His eyes were suddenly stunned by the scene in front of him.

The surroundings are no longer the environment he is familiar with. Four ancient clocks that are several people tall are located side by side on his right hand side. As for Gu Xuanlang's left hand side and other directions, there is a vast expanse of whiteness, making it difficult to see the edge clearly. , The desolate white gives people an invisible pressure, making people afraid to move.

Gu Xuanlang looked around in a daze, he vaguely remembered that he seemed to have passed out just now, why did he come to such a weird place inexplicably?

He started to walk around until he heard a strange sound coming from above the clock. He looked up and saw a young man in a dark blue suit, with brown wool curly hair and gold-rimmed glasses behind a white light The man sat on top of the clock.

The young man held a huge folder in his hand, and looked at Gu Xuanlang with a solemn expression. Gu Xuanlang didn't know what the young man was thinking. He was only curious about what happened to him recently. When he found himself, he took the initiative to ask, "Sir, where is this place? Why am I here?"

"This place is an office of the Traversing Association. The time spent by everyone here is not counted in real time. I am employee No. 89757, Da Wang, who is responsible for saving the unfinished pit text. You are the one I am going to take over." Client." Da Wang spoke very calmly.

"Client?" Gu Xuanlang is different from Da Wang's calmness. Although he has already had the experience of traveling through books and other ordinary people, it is really difficult for him to calmly accept Da Wang's identity. Looking at the clock, various complex lights flashed in his deep eyes, then he thought of what he had done just now, raised his head and looked at Da Wang who was still sitting on the top of the clock with a worried look on his old father's face, "Mr. Wang, I don't know why you want me to be a scum cannon fodder that everyone hates, but although I don't like to cause trouble, I can't bear others to bully me, so I cleaned up the protagonist in the book today, Is your appearance related to this matter?"

"That's right, because you changed the plot track for the first time, the character's body has some rejection reactions. After this time, there will be no problem." Da Wang jumped off the clock and pointed at Gu Xuanlang, who was much taller than himself. He nodded, and then said with a more complicated expression: "And there is one more thing, I have to tell you that you are actually a client of my colleague, and he got you into the book because of one of your radical remarks. Yes, his behavior is too loose and does not comply with the rules and regulations of the Travelers Association. Our superiors have already known about this matter, and he was also punished to wear books to atone for his sins. I can only take over the clients in his hands. I'm here to apologize to you on his behalf."

"..." Gu Xuanlang's stern and tough face had a lot of complex expressions, which seemed to be unhappy or wronged, and then all of them turned into helplessness, but he still had some expectations in his heart, "Since it was a mistake at work, then I still have to wait for it." Can you go back?"

Da Wang shook his head, with sympathy in his eyes, "You have been recorded by that melon skin, and you have to complete the task to get the chance to go back."

Gu Xuanlang has already scolded Da Wang's colleagues thousands of times and tens of thousands of times in his heart, but it is useless to scold and complain after all. Only he can change the situation. He has made countless psychological achievements in his heart, and finally He asked calmly, "What kind of task do you mean by completing the task?"

"Live hard, change your destiny through your own actions, and continue the plot that was broken on you." Da Wang seemed to have a premonition of Gu Xuanlang's next question, and he continued to answer: "Our Traveler Association cannot interfere with the plot. direction, but the characters in the book are fine, as long as you survive, no matter what method you use.”

With Dawang's words, Gu Xuanlang nodded knowingly, and then thought of the most important thing to him at the moment, he coughed twice in embarrassment, lowered his voice and looked at his face in embarrassment. The curious Da Wang said: "This body is indifferent, like a monk every day, and has no interest in anyone. I was only 23 years old like this body before transmigrating. I also have my pursuit. I really I don’t want to be a monk for the rest of my life, can you help me adjust the data?”

"..." Da Wang was obviously shocked by Gu Xuanlang's words. He looked up and down the aggressive and extremely handsome man in front of him, thinking to himself that there really is no such thing as a perfect man in the world. God created him for him. A perfect body, but let him be a sex-cold!Thinking of this, the sympathetic gaze in his eyes became even more unscrupulous, "Our time travel association has a clear rule that we cannot change the character settings of the original world in the book, everything can only depend on the time traveler himself."

"..." Gu Xuanlang, who kept cheering himself up, finally couldn't hold on any longer. He let out a long breath in frustration, and habitually wanted to smoke. Unfortunately, his pockets were empty, and he sighed helplessly. He breathed a sigh of relief, "This book assumes that he sought medical treatment everywhere but failed to heal himself. How should I work hard?"

"This... I can't say too much, or I will be punished." Da Wang once again looked at Gu Xuanlang sympathetically, and then received a prompt from the main system. He looked at the time on the clock and couldn't help it. Don't speed up the task handover between the two, "Mr. Gu, although the time here will not be counted in the book world, but I have another client to deal with, we have to say goodbye, but before we say goodbye, I can make an exception and give you a small system as compensation."

"System?" Gu Xuanlang has read a lot of novels, and he has some understanding of the relevant settings of the system, but for him now, even the most immortal system can't make up for the vacancy in his heart.

Da Wang was urged by the main system to speed up his actions. With a wave of his hand, he implanted the system into Gu Xuanlang's body, and at the same time said very quickly, "This system is an ssr farming system, which can Let the dead wood regenerate, the iron tree bloom, as long as you use it well, there are many good things in it that you don't know, come on and study it!"

Before Gu Xuanlang had time to mediate with Da Wang again, a strange force came from his body, and he was about to ask, when the familiar dizziness came again, and when he opened his eyes, his surroundings were already reality.

Since the time Gu Xuanlang spent in the Traveler's Association is not counted in reality, the reality he is in is exactly the moment when he just fainted.

He originally thought that he would fall to the ground, but unexpectedly found that he was being supported by a person at this time. That person's arms were not as strong as his own, but they were unusually strong and steady.

Gu Xuanlang shook his head, his mind cleared up, he settled down, and only belatedly realized that it was Lang Qinghe who was holding him by the waist. He looked down at Lang Qinghe who was using his thin body The body dragged himself with difficulty.

Lang Qinghe's body was still too thin, Gu Xuanlang's tall body was supported on Lang Qinghe's body, as if he could crush Lang Qinghe to pieces in the next second, Gu Xuanlang couldn't bear it, he shouted in a hoarse voice, "Qinghe, I'm fine, let me go, I can walk by myself."

Lang Qinghe, who was still struggling to drag Gu Xuanlang from the entrance hall into the living room, raised his head because of Gu Xuanlang's voice, his clear eyes widened in surprise, "Are you awake? That... you Are you sure you can go?"

"Well, I'm sure." Gu Xuanlang's affection for Lang Qinghe soared in his heart, and it was simply too kind of a villain to lend a helping hand to a man who had been violent to him.

Lang Qinghe, who received an affirmative answer, let go of Gu Xuanlang with an "oh", and let out a breath of relief, and hung up the emergency call that hadn't been connected yet.

Lang Qinghe stood at the entrance and watched with deep eyes. Gu Xuanlang, who was slowly walking towards the living room, couldn't help but flatten his mouth. I didn't expect that Gu Xuanlang was quite heavy. If this person didn't wake up quickly, he would definitely He put the person on the ground, dragged him into the living room, and carefully examined Gu Xuanlang's body to see if Gu Xuanlang had really been transferred. He didn't believe that a scumbag could change his ways in a few days.

After Lang Qinghe thought about it, Gu Xuanlang had already sat on the sofa. He found that although Gu Xuanlang was awake, he seemed to be a little weak. Drinking a glass of warm water, "Are... are you sure you're okay? Do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup?"

Gu Xuanlang took the water glass, raised his head and drank the water, his stern face finally became more bloody, he shook his head, "No, I know my own body well, it's just a small problem, I'll go back first Rest upstairs for a while."

"Oh, that's fine." Lang Qinghe regards Gu Xuanlang's refusal as the last bit of stubbornness to protect a man's dignity. He still remembers the time when he discovered that Gu Xuanlang was perennially cold and unable to sleep with others Now this person is unwilling to go to the hospital probably because he doesn't want to poke the pain again. Thinking that Lang Qinghe stopped talking, but pinched his phone and cast a sympathetic look at Gu Xuanlang's back. His eyes flickered as he thought of something.

Of course, Gu Xuanlang didn't know what Lang Qinghe was thinking. The reason why he chose to go upstairs to rest was because he didn't want Lang Qinghe to worry about him, and the second was because he had received a notification from the system.

When Gu Xuanlang closed the door of his room, a series of cold mechanical reminders sounded again in his mind.

[Ding—the system is being updated, the host body is normal, meets the fusion conditions, and is undergoing fusion. 】

[25%, 45%, 75% loaded... The update has been completed!Hello dear host!I'm Super Top System 666, it's a pleasure to work with you. 】

"Hello, what... are you mainly doing?" Gu Xuanlang was exposed to the real system for the first time, and he had too many questions in his mind, so he had to ask one by one.

[Host, my world-class top-notch farming system is mainly responsible for the cultivation of various crops such as farming and breeding. In my hands, there are no seedlings that cannot be raised, and there are no pigs that cannot give birth. 】When the system spoke, there was a smug look in its air, 【In addition, host, you don’t need to speak, you just need to communicate with me with your consciousness, and the time it takes for us to communicate is not important. Included in the real world, you can communicate with me as much as you like. 】

Gu Xuanlang was very satisfied with the system settings, but at the same time he realized a serious problem, "I haven't thought about what to do in the future. As for farming, I still..."

[Oh, I understand what you said, no problem, just restart me when you start farming, I will always be online. 】

[However, dear host, I suggest that you take over the farming task as soon as possible, because I am an assistant to you and can help you complete the task as soon as possible. Do you want to live here forever?Follow the original plot and be abused and slapped in the face!Man!Be a little ambitious. 】

"Thank you for reminding me, I will make a decision as soon as possible." Gu Xuanlang felt that what the system said made sense, he bid farewell to the system and returned to reality, and began to lie on the bed thinking about the future of himself and Lang Qinghe.

Just when he was full of thoughts, someone knocked on the door of his room, only to hear Lang Qinghe say bluntly outside the door: "Gu Xuanlang, come out first, I have something important to discuss with you .”