Scumbag Petitioner [Transmigration Book]

During the period, Gu Xuanlang sat in the smoking room for half an hour and laughed silly. Although there were many passers-by who looked at him strangely, he didn't care at all. He had been pinched by him a long time ago, and he even began to fantasize about his life with Lang Qinghe in the future.

He himself is a person who has a goal and will do his best to fight for it. He will not feel distressed because he likes a villain who may hurt him at any time, and he will not feel uneasy because he suddenly likes someone else.

He only knows that the things he likes can only belong to him in the end no matter what, and of course people are not excluded.

Gu Xuanlang changed his sitting position and began to plan how to express his state of mind to Lang Qinghe, but after thinking about it, he inexplicably recalled a day before, when he had sworn to reach an agreement with Lang Qinghe that now looks extremely embarrassing. The agreement is that the two will divorce peacefully after one and a half years.

At this moment, Gu Xuanlang wanted to slap himself, insisting on making the task more difficult for himself, no matter how confident he was, he couldn't stand playing like this, it seems that he must speed up the process, and try to conquer Lang Qinghe in this year and a half ,No!This is too long, it should be within half a year, no!It's been too long, and that's today!

Thinking of this, Gu Xuanlang got up quickly to leave the smoking room, but before he took half a step, he took back his steps again, and there was a little melancholy in his heroic eyebrows and eyes.

"How should I confess my love?" Gu Xuanlang sat back on his still warm sofa chair while talking to himself under the bewildered gaze of the strange man next to him.

Although he has seen many love stories, he has never practiced it himself. That is to say, he only has theory and no practice, so he will never succeed.

What he wants is a steady victory!

In his mind, the practice is to go to the ward to convey his thoughts to Lang Qinghe, but he also feels that this will scare Lang Qinghe. Close your heart and keep everyone away from thousands of miles away, so you don't have any emotional experience.

Gu Xuanlang frowned, it was the first time the word "uneasy" appeared in his life dictionary.

He sighed three times while sitting on the sofa chair, and entered the system mall.

[Dear host, what are your needs? 】

Gu Xuanlang glanced at his achievement points, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to buy props."

[Wow, that's really rare, besides buying things for farming, the host would actually...] The system noticed Gu Xuanlang's emotional fluctuations before he finished speaking, so he choked back what he hadn't said very cooperatively. Changed the subject and said: [So what does the host want to buy this time? 】

"It's the kind of book that can teach me how to fall in love. Of course, it would be better to have online classes, which are more convenient." Gu Xuanlang blushed when he said this.

The system made a soft, clear connotation, and then retrieved a page of things for Gu Xuanlang, and said proudly, 【Well, it's all here, the host can choose at will. 】

"...I was really wrong. I shouldn't have expected you to understand what love is and what it is to fall in love. I forced you." Gu Xuanlang looked at all kinds of explicit clothing in the mall, as well as ten Ignoring the system's explanation, he complained again, "So you are such an unscrupulous system. There are no serious books, but there are piles of those things."

[Host, although you are my partner, your words have already hurt my self-esteem, I... I am angry. 】This is the first time that the system has been so blatantly disliked by someone, and the person who disliked him is not much better than himself and frigid, he felt that he was extremely wronged.

"Hey, what I said is the truth. I want to fall in love, not to sleep with someone." Gu Xuanlang said, but he still greedily collected the sex toys that were screened out by the system just now, and planned to buy them all in the future. Seeing that the system didn't know how to complain, and finally couldn't bear it and went offline.

After the system went offline, Gu Xuanlang sighed helplessly again, followed suit, then took out his mobile phone, and decided to ask the almighty netizen for help.

Liang Yue: Are there any books that can teach people how to fall in love? I am a man and the person I want to pursue is also a man. Please recommend some good books from experienced friends. I need to learn.

Xu Jiada Koi (random netizen matched by the system): I strongly recommend "Handbook of Liao Han" for personal testing and easy to use.

Liangyue:! ! !Great link please!

Xu Jiada Koi: The electronic document has been sent via private message, but it is recommended to buy the physical book and keep it for collection. This book is super good. My wife and I rely on this book, and I wish you success soon!

Liangyue: Thank you!

After the netizen Xu's big koi went offline, Gu Xuanlang took the initiative to close the chat interface, opened the document in the browser, and read it with a very serious expression as if he was studying a major contract.

The first rule of the flirting handbook, don’t confess your love right away, or put your partner in a corner to express your state of mind. This will be mistaken by the other party as a pervert. You must learn to figure out the other party’s thoughts and observe whether the other party has a good impression of you. Goodwill and contact gradually, you can't eat a fat man in one go.

After reading this, Gu Xuanlang, who was still thinking about confessing his love, silently put away his thoughts, subconsciously touched his face, and muttered to himself: "Do I look like a pervert?"

The only ones who answered him were the neighbors who were so frightened that they left one after another. Gu Xuanlang naturally didn't take it to heart. After all, his current thoughts were devoted to Lang Qinghe. With this in mind, he continued reading stand up.

Lang Qinghe, who was sneezed several times by Gu Xuanlang's nagging in the ward, silently took the water glass brought by Tang Kele, took a sip casually, and put the water glass on the table.

Tang Kele glanced at Lang Qinghe amusedly, "Everyone said that they wanted to scold and complain, but you sneezed so much at once, how many people have to complain about you."

"As long as you talk a lot, you know me, so why would anyone talk about me." Although Lang Qinghe said so on his mouth, he thought of Gu Xuanlang he saw when he opened his eyes in the morning. At that time, he really felt that there was something It's great to have such a good person by my side!

Tang Kele seemed to see what Lang Qinghe was thinking, he pursed his lips and smiled, "Hey, I'm afraid you didn't have the confidence when you said this, the boss hasn't even been back to the farm since you lived in the hospital, you said he didn't Missing you, our family does not believe in money."

After being told by Tang Kele, Lang Qinghe couldn't pretend anymore. The corners of his mouth were slightly raised because of the memories. Recently, Gu Xuanlang treated him better and better. He didn't know why, but he really wanted to let This kindness continued. He smiled silly for a while, and when Tang Kele coughed lightly, he withdrew his thoughts, looked at Tang Kele, and took the initiative to change the subject: "Brother Xuan Lang has been busy taking care of me these two days, the farm It's up to you."

"Hey, look at what you said, we are not outsiders, I don't help anyone, and Brother Fan is also reliable, every day when he eats breakfast, he and the other hired workers finish all the work that should be done. There are my two fans and the new employees in the store helping, except for the fact that they always talk about you two, they handle other things very well, just take a good rest." Tang Kele said in Gu's father When Gu's mother returned to the farm, he heard Gu's father and mother mention the reason why Lang Qinghe fainted this time, and he couldn't help but remind him of a sentence on the Internet. Some people spend their whole lives healing their childhood. I feel sorry for Lang Qinghe, and at the same time, I am very fortunate that Lang Qinghe has a warm family like Gu Xuanlang by his side, so that he will not face everything alone.

Sensing Tang Kele's distressed eyes, the delicate Lang Qinghe felt a warmth in his heart. He smiled, "When I am discharged from the hospital, I will be able to go back and help you."

"Of course, if you don't come back, is it possible that you still want to elope with Brother Gu? Then I won't forgive you, and I won't help you with work." Tang Kele rolled his eyes and joked, "You know Is there a reason for this?"

Lang Qinghe shook his head, "I don't know."

"Because you hurt my dignity as a single dog, hahaha." Under Lang Qinghe's helpless gaze, Tang Kele gradually became serious, and put his hand on Lang Qinghe's shoulder, "I won't make trouble with you We are waiting for you to come back, the little black sheep and Laicai from our farm are waiting for you at the gate every day!"

"Well, I know." Lang Qinghe nodded, recalling what Uncle Wan and Gu Xuanlang said at the banquet before, he didn't want to let himself delay Gu Xuanlang anymore.

On the second day, after the doctor agreed to leave the hospital, Lang Qinghe pestered Gu Xuanlang back to his farm with the help of Gu's father and mother.

"Dad, Mom, I'll just ask Brother Xuan Lang to accompany me upstairs. You don't have to help me, don't hurt you." As soon as he got home, Lang Qinghe was led upstairs by Gu's father and mother. go up.

Lang Qinghe blushed even more, for fear that he would accidentally hurt Gu's father and mother again. Gu's mother also realized Lang Qinghe's intentions, and there was a gentle smile in her voice, "Qinghe, mother and your father You're still young, it's okay to take care of you as a doll, we don't worry about you just getting out of the hospital."

"That's right, we are a family and there is nothing to be shy about." Father Gu said that he was about to continue helping, but he accidentally glanced at his son who was anxious and unable to reach out. He saw his son's intentions and suddenly felt He seemed to be doing a bit of a disservice, and he gave his son a questioning look.

Gu Xuanlang couldn't care less about making eye contact with his father at this time, he walked over with his lips pursed, and stopped his father and mother, "Dad, Mom, I'm still here, what are you two elders doing for fun? I can help Qinghe go upstairs by myself."

"Qinghe was dizzy before, you only hold one side, I'm afraid he will have a headache again, you might as well be with your father..." Gu's mother was still insisting on her theory, but before she finished speaking, she just watched helplessly. His son carried Lang Qinghe into his arms, and carried Lang Qinghe very steadily up the stairs.

"This...why didn't I think of it." Mother Gu added belatedly as she stood where she was, and at the same time looked at her husband who was smiling at her aunt, and asked in puzzlement, "Father, what are you doing?" What are you laughing at?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing that our domestic pig has finally learned how to bend cabbage, and the technique looks pretty good, as expected of my son, who has received my true instruction!" Father Gu laughed more and more as he thought about it.

Gu's mother also gradually realized it, but she still did not forget to give Gu's father a blank look, "I don't know who was at the beginning, who took Xuan Lang to the hospital for a paternity test every month, and now... don't you feel embarrassed?" pain?"

"Shu Zhi, it's time for everyone to miss you. Don't always use this matter to exclude your wife. Wait for me. Where are you going?" Father Gu saw his wife go to the kitchen , so he chased after him three steps at a time, thinking in his heart that if he had the opportunity in the future, he must teach his son his secrets of seduction.

Now Gu Xuanlang, who has been listed as the best breeding pig of the Gu family by Gu's father, is currently carrying Lang Qinghe upstairs with his boyfriend, and Lang Qinghe seems to be the first time being hugged by a man like a princess, and he has long been ashamed With ears and cheeks nestled in Gu Xuanlang's arms, he dared not make a sound.

Of course, all of this can't escape Gu Xuanlang's eyes. He remembers that it was said in the "Handbook of Seduction" that he is studying now that the other party's red face is the beginning of being interesting to him. Looking at it this way, he is really not unrequited love.

Gu Xuanlang became more and more confident. When he came to Lang Qinghe's room, he gently placed Lang Qinghe on the bed. At the same time, he had the opportunity to take a closer look at Lang Qinghe's room.

Lang Qinghe's room is the same as his own, clean and refreshing, the room is mainly in light blue tones, the furniture and other furnishings are arranged very neatly, the room is spotless, and looks very comfortable.

The only thing that surprised Gu Xuanlang was the little yellow duck helmet on Lang Qinghe's bedside table, which seemed out of place with his room. He remembered that this helmet was the first gift he gave to Lang Qinghe. Qinghe kept it away.

But this placement can't help but make him a little scared. It's easy to say during the day, but if you fall asleep at night, it looks a bit like a human skull at a cold glance. Lang Qinghe is really not afraid?

Lang Qinghe, who was lying on the bed and had just reacted from the shy emotion, noticed Gu Xuanlang's gaze on the helmet, and looked at Gu Xuanlang with some puzzlement, "Brother Xuanlang? What's wrong?"

"Huh? It's nothing, I just didn't expect you to put the helmet here... won't you be afraid at night?" Gu Xuanlang still couldn't help reminding Lang Qinghe.

Lang Qinghe shook his head innocently, "Don't be afraid, I think it makes me feel at ease to put it here."

Since this is the first gift I've ever received, I value it very much.

Gu Xuanlang didn't know what Lang Qinghe's true thoughts were, he just felt that maybe he was too timid, so he didn't say anything more, he came to Lang Qinghe's bed silently, and put the soft pillow on Lang Qinghe's bedside. On the back of the crane, Lang Qinghe was covered with a quilt thoughtfully, "Your illness is just right, you should take good care of your illness, and don't work with me these two days."

"!" Lang Qinghe shook his head resolutely, "Brother Xuanlang, you know the reason for my dizziness, and I don't need to rest at all. I...I want to go to work with you."

Gu Xuanlang was almost lost by Lang Qinghe's last panting words, but he still remembered the precautions that were reminded him in the manual. Don't be too hasty in everything. Boiling a frog in warm water will calm him down. Inwardly, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Lang Qinghe's head, "If you know it, you know it, but I still can't bear it, please be more obedient."

"..." Lang Qinghe, who had already prepared a lot of words, suddenly fell silent. His face turned red again because of Gu Xuanlang's words just now. When Gu Xuanlang left, he slammed on the bed. Get up and roll.

I don't know how long it took, but his smiling eyes gradually became tinged with panic. He remembered that Gu Xuanlang had said to himself before that after a year and a half, the two of them could get a peaceful divorce if they found someone they liked. It was what he had been looking forward to before, but now he is not so looking forward to it. What happened to him?

The author has something to say: Thanks to my little friend CpopQueen, it’s Lin Mu, Jiang Ziyan fed us the nutrient solution ~ 520 will be 521, I’ll double update today, otherwise I’ll always feel sorry for you, hehe~ let’s make a mess~

Xujia Resort in Beijing.

Xu Kunyan: Jinli?What are you doing? (Come over curiously)

Gu Jinli: I'm teaching students. (Show the phone to the other party.)

Xu Kunyan: (raises eyebrows, and places a light kiss on the other person's face) Did you only recommend books for him?Didn't pass on your own experience to him?

Gu Jinli: My experience is all about you, and I am reluctant to tell others. (Kiss each other~)