Scumbag Petitioner [Transmigration Book]

"Let me ask you, does your shopping mall have any medicines for that?" Before Gu Xuanlang crossed over, he was a normal man with vigorous physical strength and youth, but now he has no feeling for anyone who is so pure-hearted and ascetic. He is still very desperate for his frigidity. Now he looks at all kinds of medicines in the shopping mall with no lower limit and no integrity, and secretly hopes that there will be medicine that can heal his body.

But what he said was too cryptic, and the system didn't understand it.

【Meow meow meow?Which aspect?What medicine? 】

Gu Xuanlang was silent for a moment, and decided to abandon that indifferent face for the sake of his body, only to hear him say frankly: "It is the medicine that can turn coldness and enthusiasm in nature."

【oh!I know, isn't it a must-have medicine for a macho!I saw that the host's appearance and personality are among the best in the data, but I didn't expect...]

The system was acutely aware that Gu Xuanlang had stopped talking. He was afraid that he would get a bad review if he angered Gu Xuanlang, so he obediently ended this embarrassing topic.

[Now advocating a harmonious network, the medicine that the host needs is not described, so it is arranged in the hidden page of the mall. Let me help you find it. Here, it is these two. How is it, not bad? 】

"The golden gun never falls": hard but not brittle, indestructible, even after seven hundred rounds of fighting, I am as strong as ever.

"Hello, everyone, good pill": Spring is in full bloom with dead wood, enthusiasm is like fire, farewell to coldness, and the 72nd house will be released overnight. Who will compete with it?

It took Gu Xuanlang a lot of determination to finish reading these two copywritings. Although he looked the same as before, he still couldn't help complaining: "In front of the copywriting in your mall, I suddenly feel that I am relatively pure. The programmers who wrote Xiao-Huang-wen didn’t come from it, did they?”

[Hey, this was discovered by the host, the name is Honey, if you like it, please bookmark her column, there will be unexpected benefits for you! 】

"Okay, okay." Gu Xuanlang didn't want to listen to the nonsense of the system anymore, so he followed the column in the upper right corner of the mall casually, and looked carefully at the page in front of him, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, "! !!666 These two medicines of yours actually require so many achievement points!"

【Eh?oh.Host, haven't you noticed that other props in the mall are time-sensitive?Only these two drugs are valid for life, so they should be more expensive! 】

"Oh, I can't even count the series of zeros." Gu Xuanlang snorted with a half-smile, and then asked, "Is there no discount in the mall? Or are there benefits for new members?"

[We don't do this, the host can only earn achievement points to buy by himself. 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, it received an internal message, and immediately said to Gu Xuanlang:

[I just received a message from the programmer in the mall. She asked me to inform the host that as long as the host gets one of these two medicines, he can get the other one at no cost, and there will be a bonus medicine drop, please Host come on! 】

Gu Xuanlang twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that he only needed the following pills, but who would give it a cheap price?Moreover, he understands his system, and with the virtue of the system, he will definitely not give in again. After thinking for a while, he continued to ask the question he cared about the most, "How can I get more achievement points?"

[This can only rely on the liver, there is no other way, our system is a serious system, and never provides a way to cheat. 】The system was worried that what I said would dissuade Gu Xuanlang's enthusiasm, so he added in a hurry, 【Don't be discouraged, the host, the achievement points of the missions released by our system will increase with the number of missions you do, until the end A well-done host can get tens of thousands of achievement points for each task. For example, the next task I will send is to plant a thousand cabbages and get 500 achievement points.Isn't that a lot of achievement points? 】

"Okay, okay, you won!" Gu Xuanlang was amused by the system's tone of coaxing the children, he waved his hand and stopped communicating with the system, and went home with the meat used to make dumpling stuffing.

**

There were a lot of people in the family, and Gu's mother made the dumplings, and the dumplings were quickly wrapped and put into the pot. At the same time, other dishes were also ready. Gu Xuanlang and Lang Qinghe helped to serve and arrange the dishes. After a while Everyone sat around the table.

"This dumpling smells fresh! Come on, don't be dumbfounded, move your chopsticks." Father Gu picked up an ingot-like dumpling first, stuffed it into his mouth, squinted his eyes and tasted it for a while, then continued: The wild vegetables on the mountain are delicious, come and eat them quickly."

"Well, I'm eating." Gu Xuanlang responded, and picked up a dumpling.

The shepherd's purse is fresh and tender, wrapped in a white jade-like skin, and the stuffing inside can be vaguely seen, like emerald bumps inlaid with white jade coats, making it impossible to see that it was once a weed that can be seen everywhere in the mountains .

The dumpling skin is thin and the stuffing is big. When you bite into it, the juice overflows. The fragrance of wild vegetables and the aroma of meat instantly sweeps the whole mouth, conquering people's taste buds and arousing people's desire. to think about the next one.

After Gu Xuanlang ate a few, he saw Lang Qinghe next to him holding the rice bowl, silently eating the dumplings in the bowl, with a serious expression and a little bit of enjoyment, like a cat that got a small dried fish, quietly Gu Xuanlang seldom saw Lang Qinghe eating so seriously, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances. After realizing that Lang Qinghe had eaten all the dumplings in the bowl, he subconsciously He picked up the serving chopsticks and picked up many dumplings for Lang Qinghe.

At the same time, he got the probing gazes of Lang Qinghe and his parents, and the thicker he became, he disapproved and explained solemnly, "Coincidentally, I'll help you pinch your parents too."

"Don't tell me, you just need to take care of Qinghe's job. Your mother and I don't need you." After Gu's father finished speaking, he looked at his daughter-in-law again, with a smile in his eyes. On the one hand, he is still very similar to himself, and the monthly paternity test will not deceive him!

"Oh, okay." Gu Xuanlang didn't understand Gu's father's inner drama, and his understanding of Gu's father's words was only superficial. He was very obedient and picked up many dumplings for Lang Qinghe , It wasn't until Lang Qinghe refused with a job bowl in his hand that he stopped.

"It's too much, I can't eat it anymore." Lang Qinghesheng was afraid that Gu Xuanlang would continue to pinch, so he decisively stopped Gu Xuanlang with his claws, and gave Gu Xuanlang the dumplings that were about to fall out of the bowl, mouth After muttering for a long time, a sentence came out, "You eat too... I have to do planting plans at night, and I will get sleepy if I eat too much."

After what Lang Qinghe said, Gu Xuanlang stopped thinking of continuing to feed him. At the same time, he thought of the few medicines behind him in the mall, and made up his mind to work hard on liver tasks to make a lot of money. He ate a dumpling and thought about it. Nodded, "Now is a good time to plant crops. We really have to work hard. I will do it with you at night, and try to decide which crops to plant today."

"Why are you so anxious all of a sudden?" Father Gu couldn't help interjecting after Lang Qinghe nodded.

Naturally, Gu Xuanlang would not reveal his purpose, but calmly and calmly combined with the current situation, he gave Gu's father a reasonable explanation, "Dad, I saw many farmers planting seeds on the way back just now. Just thinking that we should also speed up the pace, plant some crops with a short planting cycle and mature quickly, and seize market opportunities."

Gu's father suddenly nodded, and Gu's mother on the side continued: "Since we are going to start farming, shouldn't we loosen the land in advance? I remember you told me before that the previous farmer had been working for a long time. There is no time to take care of the land, should I hire farmers to help or use a tiller?"

"Our family's farm has a vast planting area, and it will definitely cost a lot to plant the soil by manpower. I think it is better to use agricultural machinery, and the former farmer left a large tiller and planter. We can try Take a moment." When Gu Xuanlang thought of the weird tiller and planter shown to him by the real estate agent, he felt an urge to try it.

Lang Qinghe seemed to have noticed Gu Xuanlang's thoughts, and his amber eyes were a little more worried, "That tiller looks difficult to operate, why don't we hire someone to help?"

"No, I can do it." Gu Xuanlang lived in the countryside before crossing, and saw elders using tillers to do farm work. Have you never eaten pork or seen pigs running?Gu Xuanlang still had confidence in himself.

On the contrary, the three members of the family, headed by Lang Qinghe, had deep doubts about Gu Xuanlang. They didn't feel relieved until the day they made a plan to buy the seeds and started digging the soil.

"Sure enough, this gene can't lie. Look how much our Xuanlang looks like me since we got better." Gu's father changed out of his suit that hadn't changed for thousands of years, and wore the same style of work clothes as Gu Xuanlang, standing in front of him. Looking at Gu Xuanlang who was proficiently driving the tiller to dig the ground from the side of the field, his face was full of gratified smiles.

On the other hand, Mother Gu, who always had a gentle smile on her face, unexpectedly rolled her eyes at Father Gu, "I didn't know who it was at the beginning, but I took Xuan Lang to the hospital every month for a paternity test. Crying that it is impossible for me to give birth to such a son, now... oh, man!"

"Hey, when anyone hasn't seen the tricks, don't expose me again." Father Gu glanced at his son who had stopped not far away and was talking to Lang Qinghe, and a smile appeared on his face. , muttering to himself, "If he gets on the right track from now on, even if I let him farm the land, I'm willing."

Gu Xuanlang, who had just rested on the other side, did not hear what his father said, but just stood aside and let Lang Qinghe in front of him look at the tiller next to him.

Lang Qinghe observed the tiller like a curious baby, and at the same time wondered: "This thing looks difficult to operate, how did you do it?"

"Well, if you know how to drive, you should be able to." Gu Xuanlang looked at Lang Qinghe amusedly, with a smile on his face.

Lang Qinghe shook his head again, "I can also drive, why can't I?"

Gu Xuanlang was completely confused by this question, and he couldn't say that he had been in contact with it before, so he had to seriously help Lang Qinghe think about the reason, "Maybe you can do it after practicing, do you want to come up and try it? I will protect you by the side." .”

"No, I can't." When Lang Qinghe saw the tiller, he felt that it was very fierce. He subconsciously refused, and happened to see Gu Xuanlang's handsome face with a little smirk, and his ears turned slightly red , Hiding as if fleeing.

And in the shade of the tree, he took out his mobile phone and silently typed a few lines on the search bar of a certain website on the mobile phone.

"Are there really ghosts in this world?"

"Are all the ghosts now omnipotent?"