Food anchors must be decathlons

At the end of this class, neither the teacher on the podium nor the students off the podium seemed to be in a good state.

As the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Yu Minghan packed up his things and left the classroom.On the way out of school, he happened to meet an acquaintance.

"Old Yu, it's been a long time. This is the first time we've met since school started." The man's tone was faint, and his appearance was very familiar. "By the way, we don't have class this morning. Why are you here at school?"

"I'm here for class." Yu Minghan replied, while keeping his eyes on the top of the other party's head.

[Jiang Liang, male

A great friend who is also your neighbor.Bamboo horses who have grown up since childhood have the same interests and hobbies. They made an appointment in high school to take the entrance examination for the Department of Mechanical Engineering of Y University. 】

Jiang Liang remembered the photo that Yu Minghan had sent him before, on which was a blackboard of professional terms for the farm.He tentatively asked, "A class in the farmyard?"

"En." Yu Minghan nodded and responded.

"I didn't expect you to persist for so long, you...come on." But when talking about the rubbing class, Jiang Liang remembered something else, "I almost forgot, so what, Lao Yu, you will have the class next Monday." You have to come back for a while."

"The last time the teacher called you by name, and found that you didn't come again, he sent a fire to the boss. He said that we will come back to inform you, and that you must be present in the next class."

"Well, I'll definitely be there next class." He also missed the agronomy class many times during the same time period. Based on what he learned before, he can probably introduce the following content, and the teacher said so , It's not good if he doesn't go.Thinking that it would not be a problem for me to miss such a one or two lessons of agriculture, Yu Minghan nodded in agreement.

"Then remember, don't forget about it." Jiang Liang reminded: "And you go back and find time to read the textbook. I remember someone who missed a class before, Professor Wang called him up, and directly There was a series of three questions to stop people from asking. In the end, the education said that you didn’t learn the things in the book well and dared to skip class. You go back and study hard, and you can answer a little bit by then.”

The things in the textbooks of professional courses are not simple, and you may not be able to understand those complicated things just by reading them.Jiang Liang didn't expect Yu Minghan to be able to answer it all. He only hoped that his little friend could come up with an answer at some point, so that Professor Wang could calm down when he heard it.

Yu Minghan said seriously: "Okay, I'll go back and spend more time looking around."

...Although it is not a difficult thing, since the teacher will ask questions, he should go back and look through the book, and read the book again to get familiar with it.

The two walked and chatted, and passed a school cafeteria while chatting.

Even though it was meal time, the door of the cafeteria was closed tightly, as if refusing to consume.Yu Minghan still remembered the people coming and going when he passed by before, and when he saw the current appearance of the canteen, he subconsciously glanced a few more times.

Jiang Liang saw Yu Minghan walking and looking towards the door of a canteen, thinking that he didn't know what happened the other day, and now he was hungry and wanted to eat in.

Jiang Liang suggested: "Old Yu, something happened to this cafeteria a few days ago, and it has been closed recently to invite new bids. Let's go to the No. The taste is mediocre, but at least the back kitchen is really clean."

"Bidding? Didn't it open well before?" Yu Minghan still remembered that when he passed by, he saw a lot of people in this cafeteria.

"Isn't this when someone was doing food in this cafeteria before and saw mushrooms growing on the man who was doing the food?" Jiang Liang remembered that he had solved so many meals here, and felt a little uncomfortable psychologically. When I went to the school's rights and interests department, the people in the rights and interests department probably encountered such a big event for the first time, so I went to the back kitchen to see it that day. Good guy, mushrooms have started to grow on the iron shelves in the back kitchen."

"A place like the kitchen is easy to get dirty, and they are actually lazy and don't know how to clean it more frequently. Could it be that the mushrooms are not mature enough to emit spores, so they can pretend they didn't see it?!"

Yu Minghan: "...What did you just say? Mushrooms grow on iron shelves?"

Jiang Liang took it for granted, "That's right, you didn't expect them to be so lazy, right? Mushrooms have started to grow on their iron shelves. It must have been at least half a month since they cleaned up the back kitchen."

Yu Minghan: No, I just didn't expect mushrooms to grow so well.

Yu Minghan continued to talk to Jiang Liang, and when he reached the intersection with the other party and parted ways, he took out his mobile phone and started searching online.

[Can mushrooms grow on iron shelves? 】

The answer to the search is: yes.

Just like the dirty stainless steel in the memory may grow mold if it is not cleaned, if the things in this plane do not pay attention to hygiene and are not cleaned in time, then the dirty place is likely to grow mushrooms.

Nowadays, although plastic and stainless steel materials that are not easy to grow mushrooms are used as much as possible to replace wood products, this does not prevent the growth of mushrooms, at best it only prolongs the growth cycle of mushrooms.

Yu Minghan looked at the information on the webpage, and finally wanted to understand some things that made him feel unsuitable.

For example, the mushrooms I saw after opening the refrigerator when I first arrived, for example, the amount in the account that does not fall within the scope of extreme poverty.Connecting with the fact that school just started recently, recalling the strong smell of mushrooms in the air at that time, a seemingly absurd but logical idea appeared in Yu Minghan's mind——

The mushrooms he ate at that time could not have grown by themselves in the refrigerator during the holidays...

……

Yu Minghan enjoyed the joy of harvest in advance.

This is not to say that the leeks he planted on the balcony can be harvested, but that at that time, thinking about the matsutake that died under his hoe in the vegetable field, the mushrooms left behind in one thought grew up.

... In order to prevent the mushrooms from becoming mature and emitting spores before he knew it, he bought a glass cover of a suitable size online to cover the planting soil with mushrooms.The leeks were moved to a new small planting box, and the mushrooms were diligently removed every day.

In the live broadcast room, his audience also shared the joy of harvest.

[My family has vegetables that have just grown.The mushrooms are big enough to be harvested. ]

[This is the mushroom we watched grow up, we must give them a good result.Let's cook it and make a table. ]

[Well, didn't this mushroom grow so big by itself? ]

[But our brother Yu planted this on purpose, otherwise, it would have been eliminated directly like the mushrooms in those fields, how could it have grown to such a large size. ]

[It's not that our anchor doesn't know how to grow vegetables, look at the little leeks growing next to him, how cute and juicy they are. ]

[Yeah, thinking about grilled leeks, I really can see the appetite. ]

[…You guys are like this, I'm really afraid that after the anchor reaches level five and turns on the sensory synchronization system, you will rush straight up and eat raw food. ]

[What are you afraid of? It's all separated by a screen, and it won't kill you if you eat it. ]

[......]

[Tsk, promising.I look at you, just watching the live broadcast makes me useless. ]

[It's better than you come to the food area to watch people and not food.I remember one time I clicked in, there was a certain person with a whole body of muscles pretending to be a white lotus, thank you for watching. ]

[We can see Aze's beautiful soul through the body.The body is temporary, only the soul is permanent. ]

[Okay, your soul party is really awesome.It's also the first time I know that the Vientiane of the Star Realm can actually make tricks like stars. ]

[Brother Yu, when will we collect the vegetables. ]

Yu Minghan looked at the meal time for the general public, and typed the subtitles: "Later, wait for everyone to finish their meal first, otherwise the mushroom smell is too strong, I'm afraid they won't be able to eat it."

He turned around and went to the small planting box with leeks next to him, and started his daily mushroom removal.

Suddenly there was a commotion upstairs, and a female voice with a high-pitched cry rang out: "Xiao Kai, don't be like this. If something happens to you, what do you tell me and your dad to do."

"Mom, I really feel really uncomfortable all of a sudden. You see, it's meaningless to continue living like this." A hoarse and youthful male voice seemed to be in the stage of changing his voice.

This day happened to be a working day. During this time period, except for some old people, full-time wives, and some day students who went home for lunch in this building, almost all the young and middle-aged people who were strong enough to kill people at once went out to work. .

Xiao Zhang, a cartoonist next door, heard the movement and hurriedly put on his slippers and walked to the balcony to watch.After confirming which house was the source of the noise, he immediately ran upstairs with his slippers on.

...Although he is a nerd cartoonist, he is always stronger than other old women.

In fact, for a long period of time, during the period when this man in his prime was out for work, he rushed over to help someone in this building who wanted to jump to his death.

For example, when Yu Minghan first came to this plane, the old man next door wanted to jump off the building to die, and he was there to help dissuade him.

Seeing this, Yu Minghan quickly put down the small hoe in his hand.Just about to follow Xiao Zhang to rush upstairs, but saw the old man next door rushing out suddenly, standing on the balcony next door and shouting at him: "Xiao Yu, quickly open your glass cover."

Seeing that Yu Minghan was standing there without moving, the old man explained quickly: "I think he can't stand the smell of mushrooms, and his mentality exploded all of a sudden. Open the cover quickly, maybe you can fight poison with poison, and force people back directly .”

... I don't know if it will be useful to the person upstairs who wanted to die, anyway, that's how he was forced to go back in the first place.There is no other way around, so why not try this first.

Sudden suicide like this is often something that cannot be thought about for a while, as long as the person is forced to calm down, there will be no such urge to seek death after calming down.

Then try it, it won't take long to take off the cover.Thinking of this, Yu Minghan quickly lifted the glass cover covering the mushroom.

The strong mushroom smell finally dissipated, and the crying upstairs stopped immediately.Accompanied by a swear word of "I rely on", the sound of the balcony door being slammed was heard from upstairs.

The old man next door covered his mouth and nose, and the voice came over in a muffled voice: "I knew it would be useful. I remember that some leaders said to plant a row of mushrooms downstairs in order to reduce the suicide rate. Unfortunately, the taste is so bad that no one wants it."

The old man instructed: "Xiao Yu, I'm afraid the children upstairs haven't calmed down yet, so you can put the mask back on later."

"Yeah." Yu Minghan's mood was extremely complicated.

Forget it, just take advantage of this time to collect a mushroom.

……

The planting box on the balcony is about the same size, but there are seven or eight kinds of mushrooms growing in this small planting box.

After scraping away some poisonous mushrooms that were ostentatious and problematic at first glance, Yu Minghan carefully identified them, and found that in addition to the common shiitake mushrooms, there were also rare mushrooms such as chicken fir and dried mushrooms.He also found a small matsutake in the planting pot that was bleeding from his heart when he hoeed the ground last time.

——At this moment, Yu Minghan finally experienced the joy of picking up fungi that his former roommates often said.

Yu Minghan put on his gloves and dug out the poisonous mushrooms in the planting pot and disposed of them.After admiring the vibrant mushrooms from the sky in the planting pot, he picked the chicken fir that looked like it had matured and grown up, and calculated that he had picked enough for a small dish.

The hoarse voice of the young man upstairs who was in the period of voice change sounded: "Brother downstairs, I really think about it now. Can you cover the mushroom again? I don't dare to think about jumping off the building anymore."

Yu Minghan had a subtle illusion that he was forcing people into submission.He responded, and went back to the balcony to cover the glass cover.

After returning to the house and closing the doors and windows tightly, Yu Minghan returned to the kitchen and started cooking.

A good thing like chicken fir is eaten with its natural umami taste, and there is no need to add too much ingredients when making it.

Yu Minghan directly added some green peppers to stir-fry, and finally added some salt to taste and it was out of the pot.Stir-fried chicken fir with green peppers looks a little ugly, but when you eat it, the umami taste can permeate the entire mouth and last for a long time.

Yu Minghan picked up a dish with his chopsticks: "In addition to the freshness, sweetness, tenderness and smoothness of the edible fungus, the chicken fir also has a special fragrance similar to chicken, and you can taste the taste of chicken when you eat it. And this is why it is called chicken." The reason for the fir."

[Chicken... I can probably figure out what it tastes like. ]

[I figured it out too.Although I have never eaten chicken fir, I am also a person who has eaten chicken with the anchor. ]

[When you imagine it, can you think about it a little bit, why the locals don't eat it. ]

[Think about it, because everyone is tired of eating. ]

Yu Minghan pretended that he didn't see those faults, and continued to introduce: "Compared with chicken, chicken fir may be better. It has a mushroom flavor that chicken doesn't have, and it tastes fresher, more delicate and plump than chicken. Plus Stir-fried green peppers, combined with the light sweet and spicy taste of green peppers, enrich the taste of chicken fir without covering up the umami taste, and taste just right."

In the past, chicken fir and termites generally coexisted mutually beneficially.When it got here, it started to stand on its own feet.

If the mushrooms on this plane don't have such a strong smell, then putting a plate of soil on the balcony can grow fresh and delicious fungus, then it can be regarded as a fairy day.

"I'll cook a soup with chicken fir later on. It's so delicious that it's tempting. There's also the matsutake on the balcony. It should be ready to eat in a few days."

[Think about Brother Yu's expression when he was hoeing the ground, okay, I understand.I will try my best to send multiple barrages to score points before it grows up. ]

[A certain fan, I’m here anyway, so let’s just say a few more words, or I’ll be thankful. ]

[I asked my friend, and he said that after changing to such an avatar, a certain fan's combat power can be reported. ]

[Shy and brawny Han Ze... I think I have to report my fighting power.Gentlemen, everyone should work hard. ]

[Okay, okay, change it now. ]

[I changed it, and sure enough, I have to cooperate with them occasionally, and I can't continue to let them unilaterally output. ]

[Go away! ! ! ]

[…Aren’t you Soul Party? ]