Food anchors must be decathlons

During the live broadcast, it seems that Star Vientiane's handling of the report will be kept secret from the anchor and the audience.

As far as Yu Minghan himself is concerned, in the first newcomer plane, the official side of the Star Realm Vientiane did not tell him the news that the report was established.There was no warning or reminder, so that he made mistakes again and again, and finally watched his points cleared and almost terminated the contract in a daze.

The official mechanism makes it a shock to the audience every time the live broadcast changes places.After all, maybe at some point, when the anchor you follow disappears, the live broadcast page will directly 404.

...But this time, it seems that the report of plagiarism was established, and the Wang Zize who had been lingering with him for two or three live broadcast planes was immediately terminated with zero points.And his group of fans refreshed several times and couldn't find anyone, full of resentment and nowhere to go, and finally poured it on Yu Minghan who once taught the audience to report.

[You are also the host of Vientiane in the Star Realm, so you must be very clear about what it means to terminate the contract.Although it is nothing to us, but to you, death is a cruel and terrifying thing. ]

[Our Aze is also from Blue Star.He has always said that it is not easy for everyone, and asked us to support the new anchor.In the very beginning, I was able to discover you because of what Aze said.I didn't expect you to treat Aze like this after that, it's like revenge. ]

[...As a long-time fan of Brother Yu, I finally know how the barrage of "there is a level five anchor doing this" that pops up in the live broadcast room every now and then comes from.Just as I beg you, let me go, Brother Yu, this fat sheep.Although he looks fat, he is actually puffy. ]

[That's right, it looks fat, but it's actually full of water-injected meat, it's really a duck that can't be eaten! ]

[Leave it alone, if it is a sheep, of course you have to roll it.It's just that someone was terminated from the contract, and he can no longer take a single hair off my Brother Yu. ]

[The friendly army was buried thickly, the electromagnetic particle cannon was launched too fast and did not stop. ]

[Everyone, I'm back, and I'm really exhausted after pulling a lot of people. ]

[Emmm, are you talking about pulling people the group that has been dancing in the live broadcast room? ]

[Shouldn't be...]

[Come back from the official page, it has been captured.The official has been pretending to be dead, and a certain fan is still whipping the corpse. ]

[Your information was a few minutes ago, right?Over there has now developed into a war between pink and black, and the officials are watching from the sidelines.It can only be said that the official is worthy of being an official, and it is very fine. ]

Yu Minghan looked at the messy barrage and cleared his throat: "Because of special circumstances, I suggest you set up blocking words. Including but not limited to Aze, reporting, contract termination, and a clean and harmonious live broadcast interface in the live broadcast room .”

[It's set up just so they can be free labor for us out of sight.It's not the first time I've done this, but it still feels good. ]

[What do you mean, are you trying to say this and shut us up?We, Aze, have been tossed by you to the point where we terminated the contract. I'm going to say it now, it doesn't matter who comes. ]

[However, no one stops you. ]

[Finally until today, the scourge of that food area is finally gone.Sure enough, evil comes with evil. At the beginning, those new anchors were maliciously drained, and what happened to Mouze today can be regarded as the backlash of evil. ]

[What is malicious drainage, it is obvious that they are not good enough, the points are not enough, and the contract is terminated by the judgment of Vientiane. ]

[It’s not like you Ze was judged to have plagiarized and terminated the contract by the Vientiane of the Star Realm.According to what you said, this can be regarded as his own problem, so he can't blame others. ]

[Fart, what is your own problem, it is clearly because of this hot chicken anchor malicious report. ]

[You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, ignore their weird logic, let's continue to watch Brother Yu cook. ]

[You just pretended to be asleep. ]

The old fans who had experienced the Zefan invasion incident with Yu Minghan once had a very stable mentality. They didn't take the threat of Zefen to heart at all, and directly blocked the bullet screen that affected the live broadcast according to the previous shielding words. Nothing happened.

...In the past, they would also feel anxious because of such a group of black fans who were staring at their Brother Yu.For this reason, they went back and looked through the official anchor manual, preparing to remind Brother Yu all the time, so as not to be caught by the tail.

However, after going through the anchor rules several times and returning, they found that Brother Yu was the most disciplined anchor in the entire food area, not one of them.

——Obviously all the codes have been written on the top, but when you hear the sound of the twelve o'clock noon time chime, you will turn around and enter the kitchen without hesitation.

——Obviously as long as you have a relationship with food, you will be fine, and you can live as long as other wild survival anchors in the food area.However, Brother Yu must have a meal every day, and he never leaves Brother Yu's hands, and cooks diligently for his fans every day.

If this is considered a violation and the contract will be terminated, then nearly 90.00% of the anchors in the food area have the possibility of being terminated.

His fans were calm, and the anchor himself was even calmer.While washing the white mushrooms on his hands in the sink, he saw the bullet screen brushed up and expressed his creativity, and then expanded the vocabulary of masked words without hesitation.

Because the only ingredients that can be used are white mushrooms, Yu Minghan plans to make roasted mushrooms.Since he didn't have any kitchen machinery like an oven, he directly added a piece of butter to the pan to start roasting the mushrooms.

The butter was heated and melted, and Yu Minghan placed the rootless mushrooms head down on the pan, then covered the pan and looked at the mushrooms in the pan to count the time.

Inside the pan, the mushrooms are placed head-down like a small bowl.After being heated, along with the more and more intense mushroom aroma in the air, the juice that oozes out of the roasted mushrooms gradually appeared in the "bowl".

...This mushroom smells a little too much, isn't it like the five-meter giant seafood that I encountered in the previous plane, and it belongs to this plane's special delicacy?

Everyone started cooking, and Yu Minghan couldn't leave the audience to search for information online.He stood by the pot and waited until the mushrooms were done roasting, then turned off the heat, opened the lid and sprinkled black pepper and salt.

Yu Minghan took a pair of chopsticks from the side, ready to eat directly from the pot.

[……that's all?You just leave it like this?You don't come to the food area to care for the elderly, do you?Such a food anchor has not been eliminated until now. ] Because the composition of the people in the live broadcast room is relatively complicated, some people can't help finding fault when they see Yu Minghan handling a dish like this.

Some old fans directly used the rhetoric that Yu Minghan used before.Of course, because I don’t know how to cook, the second half relies on my feelings to make nonsense: [What do you know, the most high-end ingredients often only need to be cooked in the simplest way.Such fat mushrooms are delicious just by frying them. Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t know how to cook. ]

[You can even say that Brother Yu's character is not good, but you can never say that Brother Yu's cooking skills are not good.With a mouth that has eaten all over the food court, can I directly say that I am the number one in the food court of Brother Yu? ]

Ze Fan, who came here to make trouble before, but was attracted by the delicious food and settled in Yu Minghan's live broadcast room, also said with a complicated mood: [Although I am also a Ze fan, I have to say something fair for this anchor at this time.This host cooks really delicious food.Personally, I feel that it is at least better than Aze's, especially the braised pork. ]

[Yes, after eating his braised pork, I realized that the braised pork can also be "fat but not greasy, thin but not heavy". ]

Ze fans who just entered the live broadcast room today: [Can you black fans stop wearing A Ze's profile picture and pretending to be true love.To be fair, I think it is partial. ]

[You fake fans, don't use our Aze's photo as your profile picture, I really think you've dirty our Aze's face. ]

[If you don't look like a true fan at first glance, you will be expelled from the fan status. ]

Ze fan who was treated as a fake fan: ... These days, can you just be a fan of real fans without thinking?

Yu Minghan's shielding word lexicon is very rich, so he only saw a few words in this quarrel - no fault was found, everyone was praising him.

As for why everyone suddenly praised him, Yu Minghan didn't have any strong curiosity in this regard.

He directly placed the camera on the grilled mushrooms that were baked in the pan, and the mushrooms filled with a puddle of light brown translucent juice directly occupied the entire screen.

Yu Minghan carefully picked up a grilled mushroom with his chopsticks, and drank the juice inside in one gulp: "The juice is very delicious, and the added black pepper makes it slightly spicy, which makes people more appetite."

The skin of the mushroom on the chopsticks was dried, and it seemed that all the audience could smell its burnt aroma directly through the screen.Yu Minghan ate the whole mushroom on the chopsticks into his mouth, and the juice from the mushroom burst out with a slight "grumbling" sound.The delicious and slightly spicy taste flows on the tip of the tongue, and the soft but elastic mouthfeel is perfect.

——This method is so simple that it is a bit unearthly, but the finished product is so delicious that it makes people fascinated.

"It is blended with butter, and the roasted mushrooms smell a little milky. When you bite down, the tender and fat mushrooms will burst out with juice." Yu Minghan gave a thumbs up, "Delicious, strong Amway. "

[It sounds nice on the mouth, the ghost knows what it smells like. ]

[Don't talk about mushrooms, we can't even find a grain of salt here.What's the use of Amway, and it can't be done. ]

[Wait, wait until I pull out my cold points ticket and slap it on your face. ]

[A certain fan in the live broadcast room, come on!It must be in a place where we can't see it, instead of us, send more barrage, scolding this hot chicken live broadcast. ]

[Yes, yes, more swearing, because we are fans, we can't swear, so this difficult task is entrusted to you. ]

[You must post more barrage, every time the live broadcast starts, the most points are lacking. ]

[In front, you are talking nonsense and telling the truth. ]

[Sorry sorry, said the scoop. ]

Yu Minghan pretended he didn't see it, and continued to live broadcast eating roasted mushrooms for his audience.Because he didn't have the eager look of the anchor of Big Stomach King when eating, so he had to say a few words from time to time to praise the roasted mushrooms he made.

... It seems that I have to find someone to fight for a meal when I have time, Yu Minghan thought while eating.

Suddenly, there was a cry outside the window.The sound insulation effect of the rental house is not good. Yu Minghan could hear the voice of the woman outside while eating mushrooms in the kitchen.

"Dad, don't be impulsive! Think about Xiaoyu, how sad he would be if he didn't see grandpa when he came back from school."

"I don't want to either...but I really can't stand this world anymore." The old man's voice was full of despair.

It seemed that something happened outside suddenly, and the old man's voice became excited: "Don't come over! If you come over, I will jump right now."

There was comfort in the young man's voice: "Okay, okay, let's go right away, old man, please calm down."

Just listening to this passage, Yu Minghan probably guessed what happened outside.He put down his chopsticks and walked quickly to the balcony following the sound. After gently opening the sliding door of the balcony, he poked his head out carefully.

——On the balcony next door, an old man in his 70s and [-]s leaned against the railing of the balcony.He leaned back, most of his body was suspended in the air, and he could flip out of the railing with a slight movement and fall to the concrete floor downstairs.

Seemingly hearing movement from the balcony next to him, the old man suddenly turned his head to look over.The features on his face were wrinkled into a ball, and there was a vicious expression similar to defense in his eyes.

Yu Minghan thought that he had provoked the other party, and when he was about to close the door, the old man on the balcony next door said: "What are you doing at home, the smell is so strong?!"

Yu Minghan: "Roasted mushrooms."

In the live broadcast room, the audience watched their anchor calm down the dying old man with a dish, as proud as if they cooked that dish.

[My brother Yu is awesome, he awakened his desire to survive with just one dish. ]

[I think if it were me, I would not be willing to just jump off the building like this, and I would have to take a bite anyway. ]

[Suddenly remembered a poem I heard while watching the live broadcast before, I think it can be used here.The old man next door wants me to obey filial piety, and I can't bear to eat it face to face. ]

... All the audience in the Vientiane Star World thought that Brother Yu's dish awakened the old man's desire to survive on the balcony next door, but that was indeed the case, but the way of awakening the desire to survive was not quite the same as they imagined.

The wrinkled face of the old man on the balcony next door showed an expression almost pitiful. He opened his mouth to say something to Yu Minghan, but after opening his mouth, he couldn't stop retching.

The old man turned around and entered the door as if fleeing, and closed the sliding door on the balcony.

Across a door, Yu Minghan vaguely heard a few words intermittently from the deliberately soft voice inside the door.

"...It's miserable...the hope of living...give the child something to eat..."

From these words, Yu Minghan had a subtle illusion of being sympathized.

The audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked by the development that was different from what they had expected. The barrage paused for a moment, and then several ironic barrages spit out from the right side of the screen.

[Hahaha, I think this is directly smoking the old man next door back, can this be called delicious food? ]

[The old man must feel that this anchor is really pitiful. In order to fill his stomach, he can only eat this kind of food that is unpalatable just by smelling it. ]

[Unpalatable?Don't talk nonsense, when it comes to cooking, I, Brother Yu, are really good at cooking. ]

[You say it's unpalatable, okay, turn around and wait for the anchor to reach level five, and you just watch and don't touch it. ]

[Bet on the fact that I have followed Brother Yu through a half-dimensional experience, if it is unpalatable, I will eat all the dishes made by Brother Yu by myself after the five-level sensory synchronization system is turned on. ]

[...Aren’t you self-rewarding? ]

He was also a little curious about the reaction of the old man next door, but he couldn't rush to the next door to ask if he was curious.Thinking about the roasted mushrooms in the kitchen, Yu Minghan took one last look at the balcony next door, and planned to close the sliding door of the balcony directly.

However, this last glance made him stop the hand pulling the door.

Before the old man was on the balcony, Yu Minghan subconsciously focused all his attention on him when he looked as if he was about to fall in a few minutes.Now that the old man went back to the house, the distraction allowed him to see more things.

——In his field of vision, except for the reinforced concrete, there is no green at all.The whole city seems to be soaked in gray, which is depressing.

Under normal circumstances, just to make the city look good and the air fresh, you will try to get some greenery on the side of the road.However, in this plane, everyone in this city has simply abandoned the benefits brought by the green plants and poured the city into this gloomy appearance.

Yu Minghan subconsciously thought, could it be that he was wrong?

The rental house is on the fifth floor, and this height is enough to look down and see the ground near the building.However, Yu Minghan leaned on the railing and looked down, but he didn't see any greenery that a city should have in common sense.

... Could it be that there are no green plants in this plane?

There was a knock on the door, and Yu Minghan had no choice but to look away and walk to the door.

At the door, a woman stood there holding a plastic food container.The moment the door opened, she subconsciously took a step back.

As if resisting the desire to turn around and leave, the woman stuffed the food box into Yu Minghan's hand: "Xiao Yu, this is the stir-fried vegetables our family made in the morning. It's almost noon and I'll bring it for you to taste."

Yu Minghan subconsciously wanted to refuse, but when the woman across the street saw it, she quickly said, "Don't say you won't accept it and return the food to me. It's not good to push around just for a bite of food."

Yu Minghan: "Thank you so much."

"It's okay, we are all neighbors." The woman pursed her lips and hesitated for a while before continuing: "The mushroom you bought smells so strong, it's easy to grow mushrooms at home."

Yu Minghan: "...Really?"

To be honest, he didn't really understand the inevitable relationship between "mushrooms taste great" and "mushrooms grow at home".

Seeing this, the woman laughed awkwardly, "It seems to be like this, I heard everyone said that."

"I still have something to do, so I'll go back first."

Yu Minghan: "Well, goodbye. I really trouble you."

"It's really a trivial matter." The woman forced a smile and turned back to the room.The moment the other party closed the door, Yu Minghan heard the sound of retching again.

Yu Minghan: ...

Yu Minghan: Did I do anything?

Yu Minghan walked in with the food box in his hands, and closed the door behind his back.Carefully take off the lid of the food box, and you can see the wilted green vegetables fried inside, which are of average quality.

However, what is interesting is that if you lower your head and smell it close to the food box, you can still smell the mushrooms from this vegetarian stir-fried vegetables.

...It's impossible to say that people bought mushrooms just to stir-fry vegetables, and picked out the mushrooms after they went in.

Combined with the special reaction of the old man at that time, Yu Minghan's curiosity arose, he ignored the mushrooms roasting in the kitchen, and started looking through his mobile phone and computer in the rental house.

Cell phones and computers are kept in the bedroom.Yu Minghan turned on the laptop on the table, and started to browse the information on the Internet after connecting to the wireless.

After reading the information on the Internet, Yu Minghan finally understood why the old man and the woman who came to the door reacted in this way.

——It was all smoked by the strong smell of mushrooms cooked in his rented house.

At twelve o'clock noon on January 1, year [-] of the Yongye calendar, the sun went out.It no longer shines, like a silent planet, lying quietly in the middle of the solar system.

Humans fled underground and began to research ways to bring them back to the surface.

On August 106th, [-]th year of the Eternal Night Calendar, human beings struggled hard underground and finally worked out a controllable method for nuclear fusion with all their strength.With the support of this kind of sustainable energy similar to the sun, human beings invented the sky screen, which replaces the function of the sun and transmits light and heat to the earth.

... In terms of function, simply speaking, the sky screen can be regarded as a combination of a projection screen and a super-powerful Yuba.

Relying on the sky, human beings returned to the ground.They returned the species that had been brought underground back to the surface under the canopy.

However, an accident came...

After losing the sun, the surface entered a bone-chilling cold.At such a temperature, almost all organisms on the surface died, and only a small number of cold-resistant bacteria and fungi survived.

In order to survive on the surface, they began to mutate against the cold.Miraculously, they adapted to the surface temperature and reproduced on the frozen corpses of creatures on the surface.

When humans returned to the surface with the sky, they saw the only creature visible to the naked eye on the surface-large fungi, that is, mushrooms in a broad sense occupying the entire earth.

In the air, there are spores with stronger reproductive power that the mushrooms evolved to adapt to the surface.They have a strong smell of their own fungus, attaching to other things to grow wantonly and dye other aliens with their own smell.

Now, the time has come to the 148th year of the Eternal Night Calendar, and humans have gradually restored the facilities and buildings on the surface.However, in these years, humans have not been able to find a way to deal with mushrooms.

In other words, that's the mushrooms humans have been forced to eat for decades.

The sense of smell is also fatigued, but the sense of taste is never numb.

In the dark underground, human beings who have struggled for more than 100 years have not given up hope, trying to bring light back to the world like Kuafu chasing the sun.However, in the decades after returning to the ground, under the oppression of a mushroom on the earth, human beings began to lose hope in life.

...The only good thing is that some scientists on the earth feel that after the sun returns, the earth still has a chance to return to the way it was before the eternal night calendar.In order to get rid of the mushroom smell that is almost soaked in the blood, they are still working hard on how to light up the sun.

After reading this dark history, Yu Minghan and the audience in the live broadcast room fell silent.

——The human beings in this plane are really miserable.

——Oh, no, all of us will be so miserable in the future.

Yu Minghan thought, perhaps the only advantage of this plane is that there is no need to add mushrooms to chicken stew in the future.

... When he saw the very beginning, he thought fortunately that he still had the system mall to exchange for vegetables without peculiar smell.But looking at the back, Yu Minghan knew that he really thought too beautifully.

Although it is said that due to olfactory fatigue, the smell of mushrooms will gradually disappear, but in fact, the air is full of mushroom spores.No matter how fresh vegetables are, the moment they come into contact with the air, they will be stained with the smell of mushrooms.

Yu Minghan turned his head and looked out the window. The sky covered by the sky was cloudless, and the false sun shone on the earth, alluding to the sad soul under the sky.

The scenery projected by the sky is actually fake, and this clear blue sky is only a simulation of a certain video data before the Eternal Night Calendar.

As early as more than 100 years ago, human beings lost the sun rising and moon setting, and the alternation of four seasons.

The sunny days for decades will look like this, and the cloudy days for decades will look the same.They are eternal, perfect but full of scars.

Yu Minghan thought about the spores all over the surrounding air, and raised his hand to press his temple: Maybe... I should learn to grow vegetables.