Food anchors must be decathlons

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, when most of the federal people were at work, many people squatted in a live broadcast room that suddenly appeared on the Star Network.

And most of these people who came to the live broadcast room were not for the anchor wearing a black mask in the live broadcast room, but for another person who was about to appear in this live broadcast room——Yu Minghan.

[So, is Yu Ge's usual gourmet anchor just to battle with this star thief? ]

[Although I know that it is necessary to teach those star thieves how to behave, I still feel that the challenge is not worth it.Yu should continue to do food live broadcasts and not give those star thieves a look. ]

[Yes, watching those star thieves jump while eating delicious food, it's cool to think about it. ]

In the live broadcast, the star thief saw these rhetoric, and his eyes that were not covered by the mask narrowed, showing his irritability.

Before, when Yu Minghan hadn't appeared in front of the federal people, these people didn't treat him like this.

When he posted his first video on Starnet, most people complimented him under his video.Even if he is a star thief, even if the video is deleted and deleted, his video is still cached and kept in the brains of countless netizens.

——However, all of this was cut off by Yu Minghan who was born out of nowhere.

Originally, the operation of transforming firearms into other equipment, as long as anyone who is a little bit knowledgeable, will know the difficulty of it.Even some ordinary federal netizens who don't understand anything can vaguely appreciate the difficulty of it when they only see those complicated operations that make people feel incomprehensible.Until Yu Minghan suddenly appeared on Xingwang, and if there was a disagreement, he would operate it, which abruptly made those federal netizens feel numb to the difficult modification of firearms.

Some things have been seen a lot, and people don't think it's great.Coupled with Yu Minghan's status as an ordinary maintenance soldier, it misled ordinary netizens who didn't know anything.

From the beginning of "It's amazing, it's a pity that you are a star thief" to "That's it, you are an older maintenance soldier, so you star pirates know how to surf the Internet without knowing anything."

Star Pirate: You are the ones who obviously don’t understand anything!

He has already decided that this gun modification must be beautiful enough to let those people know how powerful he is.

...For example, those maintenance soldiers in the system must not be as good as star robbers like him who are wandering on the edge of danger in terms of modifying firearms to increase their power.

Star Pirate looked at the time in the lower right corner, and watched the time slowly jump to three o'clock.

"Tsk, what's that Yu's name, why hasn't he come out yet?" Star Bandit loosened his brows, put on a voice changer and made a shrill voice, full of provocation and ridicule. "Isn't it because I'm too scared to go online, don't turn around and say I overslept."

Compared with the harsh-speaking star thief, the federal people obviously prefer Yu Minghan, who has been live broadcasting food for them for many days.

[Why did you come to see you? I'm usually so busy, but I still want to give you a look? ]

[Don't think that the other party is busy and comes out to dance when he is away. ]

[Okay, Yu is too busy to go online, you have taken the time to be provocative. ]

Star Bandit asked: "A real hammer?"

[Yeah, just hang on the hot search, and @you. ]

Star Pirates usually don't pay much attention to other people's @.He is a star thief, his account is thrown away as soon as he uses it, and he has to sneak into the Internet to reduce his traces.Even for dating, he still holds a daily account, who wants to care if other people are free @ He is looking for him.

The star thief turned to the backstage unskillfully, and when he saw that there were not many private messages, he was too aware that the other party @ was the last daily account.There was no way, he found the hot search on Xingwang, and then saw the response on the homepage.

[My colleague Yu is going out to find ingredients, so he asked me to help with this challenge.There is no way, let you see what is called technical crushing.I swear, this is Yu Zhen's first contact with a fighter plane and the parts of a fighter plane. [video]】

When the video is not clicked on, the picture hanging on the video is a picture of a combustion furnace with complex functions.Just looking at the picture, you can see how much Yu Minghan put in it.

Star Pirate: ...Do you like cooking so much?

With mixed feelings, Xing Pirate clicked on the video.In the video, Yu Minghan used only ten minutes to make a decent multifunctional combustion furnace out of fragmentary parts.

If we say that when he first saw it, he still felt a little like laughing.Then after he accelerated to watch the video, he was shocked by the other party's rich knowledge of machinery.

After the shock, it was——

Fuck, what's wrong with being so powerful and want to make a pot? !You are simply wasting your talents.

Star Bandit shook his head, couldn't help frowning and "tsk" a few times.

Just then, there was a knock on the door behind him.Star Bandit yelled behind him: "I'm busy, what's the matter tomorrow!"

As soon as the words fell, the door behind him slammed louder and louder, as if someone was kicking the door outside.

"Damn, don't you have long ears?" The Star Bandit was dissatisfied. As soon as he stood up, he saw the door kicked open. Outside the door stood two soldiers with live ammunition and the emblem of the Second Legion on their arms.

——Suppressing star thieves, preventing star thieves from looting habitable planets and caravans, and maintaining the peace and stability of interstellar routes and habitable stars are the responsibilities of the Second Legion.

"Hands up." One of the soldiers pressed his finger on the trigger, his tone extremely harsh.

Star Bandit raised his hand slowly, and saw another soldier stepping forward, took off the mask on his face and began to search him.

Under the mask is a youthful face.In other words, it looks like you are underage.

This made him look like an Internet addicted teenager who sneaked into an Internet cafe but was caught.

Star Thief: ...

Star Pirates:! ! !

Subconsciously, he wanted to reach out to cover his face, but facing the gun pointed at him, he really didn't dare to move.

It's over, now the people of the whole Federation can "recognize" me.A few large blood-red characters flashed in Xing Pirate's mind.

Afterwards, when everyone saw him, they all said, "That's the star thief who broadcasted how to get caught for the entire Federation."

I really suffocate just thinking about it.

……

Yu Minghan tossed and tossed among the crabs for several hours before he found the fleeing butter crab.

When the two fighters returned with their crabs on, most of the troops in the station were already off duty after completing a day's mission.

I don't know where the news came from first, anyway, the final result is that the entire resident knows that there is another dinner party.The people of Everbright were too enthusiastic about eating crabs. When Yu Minghan got off the fighter plane, many soldiers were already cleaning the pot with a water hose on the hoverboard.

Seeing Yu Minghan coming down, some soldiers crowded over and asked him when he would eat crabs.

Yu Minghan thought that being a crab-eating live broadcast now is not considered a support project, so it would not waste everyone's time: "Just tomorrow at noon, when everyone is resting."

"Oh." After getting the answer, the soldier walked away contentedly, and went back to look at the tightly bound crab-it was the source of delicious food.

Yu Minghan went back to the maintenance room and came out with maintenance tools and some parts.He stepped on the hoverboard and flew to the burning stove covered with plastic sheeting.

He lifted off the plastic sheet, and took a tool to open the iron sheet that protected the inner parts on the outermost side of the furnace.After slightly changing the circuit and parts inside, this burner was modified to have a freezing function.

Under the watchful eyes of the maintenance soldiers who watched the whole process, Yu Minghan calmly left the crowd and returned to his room in the garrison.

……

At noon the next day, the soldiers in the garrison spontaneously came to the small square near the garrison during their lunch break without being greeted by others.

Yu Minghan turned on the live broadcast, beckoned to the fighter and directly pulled the crab to the burner to turn on the freezing function.

With the button that was installed on the burning stove yesterday being pressed, the crabs on the burning stove gradually became silent.The legs of the crab that was tied up in the rope were still trembling, and at this moment, it really became completely quiet.

In the last resident dinner, there was no such step in the process of making crabs.Even though the audience in the Myriad of Stars saw this step when Yu Minghan first steamed the juvenile crabs, they hadn't seen this process when he steamed adult crabs last time.At that time, I thought it was a must-have ceremony for young crabs, but now it seems that it is not because of this simple and weird reason.

In the live broadcast room, many barrages flashed across the screen, and they all asked the purpose of this step.Even in another live broadcast room, the federal viewers were wondering how this step came about.

Yu Minghan made a hand gesture, indicating that the crab can now be steamed, and at the same time explained to the audience: "I said before that this crab is a rare butter crab."

Commonwealth viewers who missed the crabbing process said: No, you didn't.

"Okay, then you will know now." Yu Minghan looked at the screen that had neatly brushed "...", pursed his lips and smiled, and recounted the origin of the butter crab that he said yesterday.

"The whole butter crab is full of butter, that is to say, if the legs are broken during the steaming process, the butter in the crab will leak out from the wound, which is no different from ordinary crabs." Yu Minghan explained: "This step is to freeze the crab and prevent him from struggling too much during the steaming process and breaking his own leg."

"Only in this way can we eat the most authentic and delicious butter crab."

The audience of the Commonwealth just listened to Yu Minghan's story about the origin of the butter crab's name, and after a little association in their minds, they were already very hungry.

[The whole body is covered with crab oil, is it to say that their whole body is almost covered with crab roe.I was lucky once, and I ate steamed crabs at the third army garrison on the star we lived in. The crab roe was really delicious. ]

[How delicious? !Last time I only bought a young crab and only ate crab meat. I was really curious about the taste of crab roe. ]

[As the anchor described, I really can’t imagine that you can try to buy a salted duck egg. The taste of the salted egg yolk is a bit like crab roe! ]

[Okay, I have already placed an order for a salted duck egg if I have never eaten crab roe. ]

[Order 1]

[Fuck, how do you move so fast?I went to see it now, and the salted duck eggs were sold out! ]

The turmoil of the Federation audience here passed through the virtual screen, and through the camera of the Star Realm Vientiane live broadcast room, it was reflected in the eyes of the Star Realm Vientiane audience.

[They also have today!It's really a turn of events. ]

[I want to post a post on their star network, the content is the taste of the butter crab that can be eaten in a while.Think the comment section must be exciting. ]

[I want to post too!It's time for them to experience the pain of being able to see but not eat that we have experienced! ]

[Unfortunately, we can't post it...]

[Don't wake me up so quickly!Just let me dream for another 2 minutes, okay? ! ]

[OK OK, you continue. ]

[...was woken up by a beating, and couldn't continue. ]

Yu Minghan watched the crab being lowered into the pot, then turned around and put on the mechanical exoskeleton that was borrowed and never returned.

——Now that every third legion station has to eat crabs and shrimps from time to time, the powerful weapon that once belonged to the first legion has been reinterpreted by the third legion to have another meaning, and it has become a must-have for every habitation star station. important items.

After the crab was borrowed last time, the mechanical exoskeleton was never sent back...

Yu Minghan put on the mechanical exoskeleton, looked at the time displayed on the communicator on his wrist, and gestured for someone to fish out the crab.

The surface of the steamed crab has a beautiful red color, surrounded by a group of red-eyed soldiers.

Yu Minghan opened the lightsaber to split the crab, and stepped forward to separate the crab that was split into two halves.

The butter crab that was split in half was pushed away, revealing the inside that was completely different from ordinary crabs.

Unlike ordinary female crabs, there is no real crab roe in the body of the butter crab—in other words, the crab roe inside has been completely decomposed into golden crab oil as Yu Minghan said before, and melted into the whole crab. inside.

Where the orange crab roe originally existed, only the yellow crab oil remained.From the cross-section, you can see the crab oil that is almost solidified.

Before everyone took any action, the live broadcast room of the Vientiane Star Realm had already sent back feedback from the audience.

[Ahhh, it's delicious! ! !I want to find out the exact location of this plane, and then move here to live here! ]

[The moment it is eaten into the mouth, it feels like all the crab oil has melted.It really feels like the crab oil is flowing down the throat by itself! ]

[One person asks the anchor for commentary, I think the audience who are also watching the live broadcast, and the friends of the Federation also need to know this strange taste! ]

[Why did you say what I wanted to say first. ]

[Wow, you're so vicious... Well, I actually thought so too. ]

[The two blood letters ask the anchor to explain! ]

[Anchor, let me tell you a little secret.I found that I have already saved three point tickets. ]

[Suddenly witnessed the transaction scene... add me, I also have three points tickets here! ]

"Yu, can I eat it?" This sentence seemed to be yelled directly, and Yu Minghan, who was watching the barrage feedback, was shocked back to his senses.

He looked up, and everyone present was looking at him.With excitement on their faces, they crazily grabbed the front row, hoping to grab the middle and taste the butter in the crab shell.

Yu Minghan took out a spoon from his pocket—it was the tableware uniformly equipped by the garrison of the Third Army.Since the last dinner, everyone finally had the concept of eating with utensils.

He was a step ahead of everyone, and while scooping up a large spoonful of yellow crab oil, he turned his head and greeted the soldiers: "It's all right, it's ready to eat."

The soldiers swarmed up, and it looked like a big racing competition.

Yu Minghan put the spoon into his mouth and tasted it.He cast the shots of the Federation to his colleagues around him, and said in his narration: "All the crab roe has turned into crab oil. The first taste is rustling when you sip it into your mouth, and then it will melt in your mouth soon. The strong crab flavor melted and spread to the whole mouth. Even if the crab oil quickly flowed into the stomach, there is still that delicious taste in the mouth. It is not greasy to eat, and it is surprisingly refreshing."

Yu Minghan raised his head, squinted his eyes and looked at the three or four meter high cream-yellow jelly covering the crab roe like butter.He glanced at the control panel on his wrist for manipulating the mechanical exoskeleton, and found out some manipulation methods.

He squeezed his way out of the crowd and pressed a blue button on the control panel.Gas spewed out from under the exoskeleton's feet, pushing Yu Minghan into the air by the reaction force.

The exoskeleton operates like a hoverboard that is usually used. After a little adaptation, Yu Minghan took the spoon in his hand and approached the big piece of "butter" he saw just now.

Holding the spoon, Yu Minghan scooped off a piece of "butter" easily. It seemed to be a little elastic, and when the spoon scooped up a piece of "butter" and left, it trembled a few times.

Yu Minghan: "The ointment is full of the unique fragrance of crabs, and also has a sweet taste. The taste is delicate and smooth, and it tastes...a bit like jelly."

[Although I have already tasted the texture of the butter crab that the anchor said, but after hearing what the anchor said, I decided to eat a few more bites. ]

[It’s really over the top, if I want to put it in the past, how dare I encourage the anchor to say that. ]

[Anchor anchor, point that virtual screen down towards the camera, I want to see their reaction. ]

Yu Minghan was a little speechless, and followed what the audience said, and moved the virtual screen to the camera of the Star Realm Vientiane live broadcast room.

In the Federation's live broadcast room, the Federation viewers who couldn't eat butter crab began to think of a way.

[Okay, does it taste like jelly?I've already placed an order for the jelly. ]

[Buy out 1]

[Damn, you guys are so fast, you ran out of stock in less than half a minute.Fortunately, my hand speed is not slow, and I grabbed the penultimate one. ]

[The lucky one who snatched the last one came to report. ]

[Very well, now we have all the salted duck eggs and jelly.Crab oil tastes like salted egg yolk, and crab paste tastes like jelly, so we can get the following equation: Crab roe and crab paste = taste of salted egg yolk Taste of jelly = salted egg yolk jelly.In other words, we eat salted egg yolk and jelly together, rounding it up is equivalent to tasting the taste of butter crab! ]

[This equation seems to be quite similar. I also bought salted duck eggs and jelly, and I will try it later. ]

[Can you all try this together?Isn't there a flavor like apple and peach in jelly?Can this rise the same way? ]

[Why are you so inflexible? Didn't Yu also say that it has a sweet taste?Isn't the taste of fruit sweet enough?Just use your imagination a little bit and combine the characteristics of these two foods. Isn’t this equivalent to butter crab? ! ]

[...Then you can really think about it. ]

[Jelly salted egg yolk, what kind of dark cuisine is this... But why, I watched you say that, and suddenly felt that the combination of the two makes sense and tastes very good...]

[Anyway, I have already made up my mind to try it once. If I can’t eat butter crab, what if it is combined like this? ]

[Yes, if you don’t try it, you don’t try it! ]

Seeing the appearance of this group of federation viewers, the screen of the Star Realm Vientiane live broadcast room was occupied by a large piece of [ha ha ha ha ha ha], and the rest were feeling the rich imagination of the federation people.

Yu Minghan was also amused, thinking about the anchor's professionalism, he endured it and reluctantly endured it.He manipulated the mechanical exoskeleton to fall to the ground, and walked away from the crowd to the side of the huge crab legs of the butter crab.

Yu Minghan took out the particle dagger and cut open the thick shell on the crab's legs.The carapace broke open, revealing the crab meat inside.

Unlike other ordinary crab legs, the crab meat on butter crab crab legs is also soaked in crab oil.The cooked butter crab meat has a light yellow color that is completely different from other ordinary white crab meat. You can be attracted by the light yellow crab meat just by looking at it.

...The soldiers next to the crab legs originally came to eat the crab leg meat because they couldn't squeeze in to eat the crab oil. However, when they ate the crab leg meat of the butter crab, they felt that they couldn't eat the crab oil. Not too bad.

They ate crab meat with satiety on their expressions.

Yu Minghan carefully took out a small piece of crab meat, the crab meat was distinct, and every trace was stained yellow.

Yu Minghan ate the crab meat into his mouth, chewed it twice, and said: "The crab oil has completely penetrated into the crab meat, and the two are mixed together. When you bite down, you can have the fresh aroma of crab oil, and also have the tenderness unique to crab meat." Sweet."

Star Vientiane audience: [Looking at so many people eating crab oil, they almost lost crab meat. ]

Commonwealth audience: [Got it, got it, go to the market to buy a crab leg and steam it, and eat it with salted egg yolk. ]

Almost every part of the butter crab has a unique taste, so that this dinner lasted longer than the last one.Many soldiers are already full, and they still don't forget to walk around the butter crab a few times for a little exercise to make room for their stomachs.

The audience of Vientiane in the Star World also had a good meal.They experience the texture and taste of butter crab through the sensory synchronization system, which means that they can't get enough.As long as they want to eat, they can eat forever.

Yu Minghan was afraid that they would get bored with it, so he used his points to exchange for a lemon and a small cup of honey in the system mall before he knew it. He pretended to buy it in the residential area before and made a glass of lemonade.

Yu Minghan held the lemonade in his hand: "If you're tired of eating, you can drink a glass of lemonade. Lemon water will help you digest the tiredness."

The audience in Vientiane took a sip from the cup, and the fresh taste instantly relieved the greasy taste caused by eating too much butter crab.They think with this glass of lemonade, they can fight for another 100 years.

The Commonwealth audience also saw that glass of lemonade.

[I watched the live broadcast today and saw that now, I can finally have the same model as the anchor.I still have honey and lemons at home, let me make a glass of lemonade. ]

[… I have no honey, but lemons. ]

[I also... I eat lemons. ]

[As for me, I don’t even have lemons at home. ]

Maybe some viewers finally drank the lemonade after soaking in it, and some federation viewers gave feedback one after another.

[Stop making lemonade!The more you drink, the hungrier you become, and the more you drink, the more greedy you become!Simply poisonous. ]

[...I'm already out of it. ]

[Fortunately, I don’t even have lemons at home, otherwise I’d be getting more and more hungry.Good luck. ]

[Suddenly feel a little bitter, do you really think you are lucky? ]

……

The soldiers in the garrison failed to eat up the four or five meter high butter crab in the end.

Large pieces of crab oil and crab oil were still left in the crab shell, and the audience in the Federation felt distressed watching it.

[Anchor anchor, I believe you must be a good anchor who is kind and will not waste.I private messaged you my address, can you send me this?You don’t need to spend money as an anchor, just choose to pay on delivery. ]

[Yes, yes, anchor, you are so handsome, you must be very kind-hearted.Thinking of a kind-hearted and handsome little brother like you, he must not be willing to waste it, right?The live broadcast can send these to me, and I will help you deal with them. ]

Yu Minghan: ...

Yu Minghan: ...there's another group of people who are hungry and crazy.

Yu Minghan's silence made the Commonwealth audience think that he was not happy.

But think about it, if they eat something good, they will not be willing to give it to others.After all, if you keep the leftovers from this meal, can you still eat the next meal hot?

Commonwealth audience: [Well, if you are not willing to send it out, you can also send it with an insured price and pay for the empty crab shells.Although I also want to eat butter crab, it is acceptable to just give me a taste. ]

History is always the same.At this moment, Yu Minghan seemed to see the Vientiane audience in the Astral World clamoring to lick their plates again.

The viewers of the Vientiane Star Realm also saw what the federation viewers said. They didn't have the déjà vu feeling of seeing their former selves, as if they had completely forgotten the tormenting years they had spent.

"Hahahaha" flashed across the barrage, in Yu Minghan's view, it seemed as if he was laughing at his former self.

...With the sensory synchronization system, they have completely forgotten the afternoon of clamoring to lick the plate.

……

It's the conscription season again. However, this year is different from the past. In previous years, the Third Legion, which has been relying on adjustments to barely meet the number of recruits, has received the most applications for enlistment among the three legions this year.

In the past, recruits either chose to join the First Legion to fight against the Kebisilicons who crossed the federal border and invaded the federal land many times, or they chose to join the Second Legion to fight wits and bravery with those murderous and greedy star thieves.

And the Third Army, whose mission is equivalent to that of the biological invasion expert group, will always be discriminated against, and will be regarded as a redundant Zerg army to solve the biological invasion.Basically, except for the recruits who want to live a stable life and have no self-motivation, no recruits will choose to join.

but!Just this year!The Third Army has counterattacked!

The interviewer of the Third Legion sat behind the table and looked at the recruit with firm eyes sitting across from him.

According to the data, this recruit graduated with the best grades from the first military academy, the best in the Federation.The report card showed that not only was he an A in melee combat, but he also had an A in commanding.That is to say, this is an all-rounder who is very suitable for his performance, no matter whether he goes to the First Army to fight the Kebir silicon-based people wearing a mechanical exoskeleton, or to the Second Military Doctor to wipe out the star robbers.

Today, this talent who was destined to fall into the arms of the First Legion or the Second Legion was sitting in this interview tent belonging to the Third Legion, with firm eyes expressing that he wanted to join the Third Legion.

The interviewer's expression was a bit complicated: "Then tell me why you want to join the Third Army."

"Yes." The recruit was full of energy, "After careful consideration, I think the third legion is the most suitable legion for me. Once the planet where I lived was invaded by Zerg, I can still remember that year when the third legion Soldiers came to the planet where we lived, drove away all the Zerg races on the planet for us, and maintained the peace and tranquility of the planet.”

"At that time, I silently determined in my heart that when I grow up, I must join the Third Legion, just like the brave and resolute soldiers of the Third Legion I saw when I was a child, to fight for the people of the Federation who live on the planet. Run and destroy..." The recruit's voice stopped suddenly, and then there was a loud swallowing sound in the quiet tent.

Interviewer: ...

Interviewer: Complicated mood.jpg

The recruit swallowed his saliva and continued: "For the Federation people living on the planet to drive away and eliminate the Zerg, and to restore the peace and tranquility of the Federation people living on the planet."

The interviewer paused and said, "Then tell me, where is your target position?"

The recruit's eyes lit up, and he said, "I want to join the Third Army's station on Habitat Planet 327!"

To be honest, this is the No. 18 recruit that the interviewer met today who said he was going to enter the No. 327 residence star station.

Because of the inexplicable fanaticism of the recruits towards the Third Legion this year, he even suspected that those recruits who did not say that they would go to the garrison on the 327th residential star were thinking about long-term development, and felt that the Zergs on the 327th residential star were almost captured. So he chose another planet rich in Zerg resources as his target.

The interviewer sighed and asked, "Why do you want to go to Habitat 327 so much?"

Recruit: "Sir, to tell you the truth, I have an idol, and he is the maintenance soldier who belongs to the maintenance area of ​​the 327th residential star station of the Third Army—Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan. I dream of going to the battlefield with him to expel the Zerg."

Seeing the increasingly silent look of the interviewer on the opposite side, the recruit felt that he might have spoken too clearly, so he said, "Of course, my parents have always had a wish, that is, to be featured on the news on Xingwang.com or in some well-known TV programs." saw me."

"I want to appear on the screen with Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan, and then become the pride of my parents." The recruit added: "By the way, my parents are also Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan's fans. Every afternoon, they always connect to the star network to support Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan." , call him."

"Those two middle-aged people who are not young even learned the recently emerging Internet language for Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan." The recruit began to hint frantically: "If I can be in the same frame as Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan, I think they will also feel gratified for me and proud."

Interviewer: ...

The interviewer was exhausted: "Okay, you go back first, wait for the notice."

The interviewer watched the recruit walk out of the tent and pressed the green light button on the controller that indicated the next recruit waiting outside could come in.

This recruit's concentration was obviously not as strong as that of the previous one. As soon as he came in, he said, "Sir, I want to join the Third Army Corps and fight butter crabs with Second Lieutenant Yu Minghan."

"Ahem, let's conquer the Zerg together and restore peace to the universe."

Interviewer: ...