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The so-called alchemy:

Zheng Yan can be regarded as a pharmacist.

Although he has the alchemy recipes handed down from his ancestors, it is a pity that in today's modern age when spiritual energy is thin and spiritual objects are rare, it is very difficult for him as an alchemist to do so.

Because of the lack of endurance of his aura, he would often run out halfway through refining the medicine, unable to support him to continue using the magic weapon, so in many cases, he even used the kitchen utensils in his own kitchen to refine medicine.

However, using modern tools to refine medicine according to ancient prescriptions will always cause some troubles due to the incompatibility of the prescriptions and equipment.

It's like the extraction steps in the Danfang usually write "the medicinal liquid is completely separated from the spiritual plant", if you use modern equipment instead of those special magic tools, it will often be because the vision is not as accurate and manual as the aura perception. The operation does not come quickly without the control of spiritual energy, so that the change of fire cannot be detected in time, resulting in insufficient efficacy of the extracted liquid medicine, which makes the quality of the final Chengdan poor.

He was not satisfied with the final product every time, but in the end he still had to endure it.

...No way, apart from being a little uncomfortable psychologically, it's better to have bad quality pills than nothing at all.

It can be said that refining medicine forcibly cured his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

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One day, a monk was enchanted by a monster and came to ask for medicine.

Although Zheng Yan's medicine refining skills are average, Nai He's family has a lot of alchemy reserves. After the other party asked several famous alchemist families in a row but failed to find the medicine, the other party finally asked him.

Zheng Yan looked through the classics hidden in his home, and finally found the booklet containing the prescription of dispelling evil spirits.

Gently brushing off the dust on the book and turning the pages, before I could see what was written inside, a piece of yellowed paper fell out of the book and landed leisurely on the ground.

Thinking that this is also something that was put together with Danfang, Zheng Yan also picked up the paper and looked at it carefully.However, looking at the inexplicable words such as "Turn the fire after three breaths" written on that piece of paper, he really wondered if this was a foolish recipe that his ancestors had entrusted someone to find because they were usually greedy for alchemy. I usually put it in the book when I use it up, so it has been handed down to the present along with the Dan Fang.

Originally, he wanted to throw this unclearly written piece of paper into the trash can, treating it as helping the ancestors dispose of discarded recipes.But just before he was about to throw the paper into the trash can, he suddenly had a second thought, and realized that even if it was an inexplicable fool's recipe, it can be regarded as an antique even now.

Zheng Yan put the waste paper in the drawer and went to refine the medicine with the pill.Although the quality of the medicine refined in the end was mediocre, Haolai also solved the problem.

He carefully put the book back on the shelf, but he completely forgot that inexplicable piece of waste paper in the corner of that unknown drawer.

...Until a few days ago, he was invited to Xuanshuangmen to watch the ceremony of breaking the restriction.When he followed up the mountain and saw those magical instruments that looked like gas stoves, he recalled the inexplicably written waste paper.

Originally, including him, none of the monks present knew what the magic weapon in the refining room that was comparable to a modern factory assembly line was.

But when they were overwhelmed by the shock, they stepped forward to take a look, and combined with the history of the people present who read the history handed down from their ancestors, they realized that these "gas stoves" in front of them might be food repairers. , medicine cultivator, and instrument cultivator are used for cooking, refining medicine, and forging instruments.

Zheng Yan didn't know why, maybe he knew that the old ancestors used the "gas stove" to make medicine, which brought him too much impact, so he unconsciously imagined that his old ancestors might point out when they made medicine. Looking at the "gas stove" and asked the strange scene such as "is this spirit grass going to be burned?", he suddenly remembered the page he had seen before that he regarded as a fool's recipe, and remembered the The things that are written.

——If those ancestors really used the "gas stove" to refine medicine, then it seems that there is no possibility of "turning the fire after three breaths" in the pill formula.

With a demented expression of a refreshed worldview, Zheng Yan got into the car and returned home from Xuanshuangmen.

In order to prove his conjecture, he didn't even sleep at night. After returning home, he immediately went to the room where Danfang was hidden, and searched for the waste paper that he once thought was a recipe.

And when he really made a good-looking elixir with the gas stove in the kitchen according to the content on the paper, Zheng Yan felt that his worldview was going to be shattered.

... The thing about feelings is really not a recipe, but a foolish recipe made by his ancestors according to the Danfang, using a method similar to the way elementary school students can't read English so they mark Chinese characters.

Alchemy still plays like this? !

It took Zheng Yan a full day to accept the new way of refining medicine from his ancestors, and after trying to change to a new way of refining medicine, he immediately became "really fragrant".

...Compared with the refining method he used before, the "gas stove refining method" that he has just started to use now is really simple and accurate.

There is no need to pay attention to the specific conditions of the medicinal materials all the time, and there is no need to worry about whether his aura will be drained in the middle of refining the medicine. Every time he refines the medicine, he only needs to stand by the side and pinch the stopwatch to accurately time it.

If you insist on saying that there is something wrong with refining medicine like this, it may be that the speed requirements for refining medicine are too high...

In order to refine the medicine, he suddenly developed a set of precise and fast hand skills.

Sometimes when I am interested in playing games, I can easily carry the audience.Afterwards, I was either asked if I was an e-sports player, or I was asked if I wanted to be an e-sports player.If I hadn't passed that inexperienced age early, I'm afraid I would really want to change my career.

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I suspect that our ancestors mixed in a time traveler:

Shen Yongchun is an expert in the appraisal of cultural relics, and is currently serving as a treasure appraisal guest in the treasure appraisal program - "Master of Appraisal".

For the effect of the program, usually before the recording of the program starts, even he, as a treasure appraisal guest, cannot know what cultural relics will be identified in this program.

...Of course, it was because he couldn't know the content of the appraisal in advance, otherwise he would have suggested that the treasure appraiser take his things back as soon as possible before the program was recorded, so as not to show embarrassment in front of the whole country on TV.

To be honest, let's not mention the professional knowledge he learned, just use his brain to think about it, he also knows that ancient people can't use gas stoves.

"...This is something that has been passed down from our family for thousands of years. It is said that hundreds of years ago, our ancestors saw it emitting light, and the fragrance of food was emitted from the whole body..."

Shen Yongchun listened to the other party's introduction of this so-called antique in dialect, and thought: I don't know who agreed to this show he was on, I'm afraid his brain just went crazy.

Hearing from the other party that he seems to be from a certain impoverished mountainous area, because the old man in the family had an accident, he was moved to have the family's "heirloom" appraised and sold.From this point of view, it should be because he has never seen the current gas stove, so he was framed.

... As for the family heirloom, it should be an impromptu rhetoric that was added in order to increase the value of the family.

Because he didn't know when the camera would turn to his face, Shen Yongchun struggled to maintain a smile on his face, waiting for the other party to complete the introduction that was ridiculous to listen to.

After receiving the "gas stove" submitted by the host, Shen Yongchun lowered his head and carefully looked at the so-called antique in his hand.Even if he wanted to say that the other party's thing is not an antique, he should speak professionally and brilliantly as an expert, so he held back his desire to complain and observe carefully.

I don’t know if I don’t look at it, but I’m startled when I see it.Although this thing is not an antique just by looking at it with the eyes, but the materials used for forging and the rough processing method during forging, it really looks like the forging method of thousands of years...

Shocked, Shen Yongchun really used 100% concentration to look at the things in his hand at the moment.

After reading it, he just wanted to rush up and ask the counterfeiter who made this "gas stove": Why did you do this?

The imitation is so similar, why do you have to use this craftsmanship to make a gas stove that you can tell is a fake?

This is the cost of counterfeiting. Wouldn't it be nice to use this to make a fake ancient bronze sword?

……

Shen Yongchun didn't expect that what looked like an insult to people's IQ in his hand was actually an antique.

It's not just him, even the host who is used to the troubles in the show is now looking demented.

This can't be helped, who knows that such a thing that looks like a modern machine is an antique, I'm afraid it will show a foolish look.

Looking at the appraisal certificate in his hand and the clearly written appraisal result, Shen Yongchun felt that he could see through it and see the astonished faces of the appraisers in the appraisal institutions after they got such a result. .

... I don't know how many rounds of appraisal this "gas stove" passed before it was passed to him.

I'm afraid that after a careful appraisal, those appraisers who saw the results couldn't help but take the things back to accept the second round of appraisal.Just like the current himself, even when he saw the clearly written appraisal result in front of him, he couldn't help but want to send this thing back for another appraisal.

It's no wonder that the program team would agree to the other party's appearance on the program, not to mention other things that are available, the identification result with a very reverse effect is enough to detonate the audience.

Looking at the antique in front of him, Shen Yongchun stretched out his hand and turned the knob again.

... You can see that the knob on this thing is exactly the same as that of a gas stove, and they can be turned and played like this.Such a thing, how could it be an antique? !

……

After this episode was edited and played, it really went viral as expected by the program crew.Some people even made an emoji from the pictures on the Internet, and wrote "Don't just look at my appearance and ignore my connotation".

Almost every forum mentions this antique that doesn’t look like an antique. At that time, there happened to be news that a factory that produced gas stoves had crashed, and people on the Internet said all kinds of things such as “Here we come, the explosive crossing is here.” " remarks easily linked the news of the gas stove factory accident with time travel.

...Of course, in the subsequent follow-up report, there were no casualties in this factory accident.

In addition to those sand sculpture netizens who play tricks, there are also some people on the forum who try to analyze it from a professional perspective and guess the truth behind this antique.

[I suspect that this is not time travel, but a reincarnation of history. 】

[Content: [Picture] You look at this gas stove, there is obviously no energy transmission pipeline on it, and it is reasonable to suspect that there may be an energy source far beyond modern times. 】

[1L: Are you serious? 】

[2L: Come on, maybe it just looks a little like it.In ancient times, it might just have some function that we don't know the usefulness of. 】

【3L: Have you listened carefully to what he said? He said that he used to emit the smell of food, which means it has something to do with the kitchen.He also said that it had emitted light, but there was obviously no energy channel, indicating that there must be some other energy source that we don't know. 】

[4L: Are you really serious? !Surprised, rumors of this kind of thing, if you are serious, you will lose.In the legends of the ancients, there were dragons, but now you can see what can be called Daga besides dinosaur fossils. 】

【5L: He said that his is an antique, but in the end it really is an antique.Even something that looks like an insult to people's IQ is true, so there's no need for him to make up other lies. 】

……

[23L: You said that in ancient times, our ancestors would have some kind of advanced civilization. 】

【24L: If this is the case, then why did this civilization perish? 】

【25L: Who knows, this happened thousands of years ago. 】

【26L: Maybe this is not a local product, but something left by aliens passing by. 】

[27L: Are you serious? ! 】

[28L: Of course I'm joking, can't you hear such an obvious thing? 】

[29L: Sorry, because I recently discovered that the gas stove can be an antique, and now it seems to me that no matter what happens, it doesn’t seem like a joke [cover face]. 】

[30L: ...It's okay, we can understand it. 】

……

On the other side, in a mansion where every inch of land was expensive, Xu Ershao saw the antique on TV that was very similar to the magic weapon he saw in Xuanshuangmen not long ago.

Nowadays, magical artifacts are rare in the cultivation world, and many monks don't even have magical artifacts nearby. If they can buy a magical artifact for only a little money, that would be really easy.

Thinking of this, recalling that the original owner of the magic weapon on the Appreciation Program also said that he was short of money, Xu Ershao immediately found a well-connected friend, asking him to help him buy this antique "gas stove".

"What? Why do you all want to buy this magic weapon recently?"

……you?Does anyone else want to buy this?

Xu Ershao thought so in his heart, but he quickly made up a reason: "I really like this style of antiques, so I want to buy them back for collection."

This is a common reason for antique lovers to buy antiques, but if it is put on the "gas stove", it does not seem very appropriate.

The friend opposite seemed to laugh: "You like this style? Doesn't the gas stove in the kitchen smell good? Why do you have to buy an expensive one?"

At this time, Xu Ershao couldn't continue to edit, saying that he only liked expensive ones, and he liked those that had been buried in the soil.He faltered and said: "I just like this kind of thing... No, why do you ask so many, just tell me if you can buy it for me."

The friend on the other end of the phone: "I don't think so. Because his antique shape is too strange, he has been taken there for research."

...what, do research?

Xu Ershao immediately felt that the whole person was not well.Today the magic weapon was taken over to do research, but tomorrow, these cultivators will be taken away to cooperate with the research? !

No, he has to contact his master who doesn't read the news first, and ask him to find a way to solve this big trouble.

……

The next day, the news that the antiques in the research institute were lost for no reason broke out, which once again aroused heated discussions.

#Alien Existence Real Hammer#

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Continuation of destiny:

Never expected that their cultivation would be so materialistic.

The head of Xuanshuangmen floated in the space expressionlessly, only thankful that before he ascended, he was worried that he would be too noticeable, so he put an invisibility formula on himself in advance.

If this is not the case, I am afraid that if it is soaring today, it will be written in the news tomorrow, and the letter "Human beings can walk in space without protective clothing" is known as the eighth wonder of the world.

...However, since ascension is such a method of ascension, why is he practicing so hard?Isn't it good to stay on the ground?Isn't it good to save these hours for playing games and watching TV?

Looking at the empty space in front of him, the head of Xuanshuangmen only felt that he was deceived by the legend of ascension that he had seen since he was a child.

Fortunately, because he is old and used to the wind and waves, although the ascension in front of him really shattered his three views, but fortunately, his adaptability is not bad, and he finally accepted the reality with difficulty.

After thinking about life outside the planet's atmosphere for a while, feeling the unbearable pressure of the surrounding vacuum environment, the head of the Xuanshuang Sect finally made a decision——

Going back to the surface to continue his original life probably won’t be possible. Instead of enduring the pain and looking at his home planet pitifully, he might as well find a way to find out if there is another planet where he can live.

... He really didn't expect that the common plot of "finding a habitable star" in science fiction movies could still happen to him, a cultivator who is not scientific at all.

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect took one last look at his home planet before turning his head and preparing to leave.

He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he suddenly caught a glimpse of a white figure near the space station not far away from the corner of his eye.The other party should have seen him and kept waving at him.

... Playing with the ball, wouldn't it mean that the spells have failed, and they would be regarded as aliens by those people, right? !

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect brushed through a large barrage of bullets in his heart, but when he took a closer look, he found that he was a person who could go to space without wearing protective clothing like him.Feeling the same aura of invisibility emanating from the opponent, he should also be a monk.

From a distance, he saw the other party's mouth shape towards him: "Come with me." Judging by his appearance, the other party should know more than himself.

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect suddenly shot a burst of spiritual power towards the rear, and quickly floated towards the opponent.Then he followed the other party, and followed for several hours until he followed to another nearby planet.

The surface gravity of this planet is twice that of their parent star. On such a high-gravity planet, the head of the Xuanshuang Sect, who originally felt light and weightless, finally felt a little down-to-earth.

They walked all the way to the back of the planet, passed through the barrier and entered the gathering place established by the ascended monks themselves.

There, the head of Xuanshuangmen saw many monks, some of whom he even knew.But the strange thing is that he didn't see any of their Xuanshuangmen's ancestors here.

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect frowned, instinctively feeling something was wrong: "This is..."

"This is our temporary residence." The other party warned, "By the way, there is also the Rao Shizi detection vehicle here. Before leaving the temporary residence, remember to use the invisibility tactic, otherwise it will be in the newspaper if it is accidentally photographed."

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect suddenly remembered the news he heard a few days ago, saying that it was a planet near the parent star - the observation vehicle on the full star had photographed a humanoid creature, and suspected that there were aliens on this planet.

Head of the Xuanshuang Sect: ...

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect took a deep breath, let himself ignore the incidents that happened earlier that were too scientific to be accepted, and tried to return himself to the embrace of metaphysics: "Then, is this the Ascension Realm after our ascension? "

"If you think it is, then it can be." The other party explained: "But strictly speaking, this is only our temporary residence. After the cultivation level increases, we can't even stay here, so we should leave here , went on elsewhere."

"You should feel it. After the cultivation base has increased, even if there is no aura in the whole body, the cultivation base is also rising."

"Then if this is the case, why are there still people practicing?" The head of the Xuanshuangmen looked at a nearby cave, and vaguely saw the monks inside who seemed to be still meditating.

The other party asked: "Otherwise? Apart from cultivation, what else can we continue to do in this state?"

The head of the Xuanshuang Sect stopped talking, and he stood there silently, with a sudden burst of sadness in his heart.

Maybe it was because his expression was too ugly, the other party paused for a moment, then changed the subject and said in relief: "How should I put it, you don't have to be so pessimistic. The great way is fifty, the sky is fourty-nine, people are one of them. Just keep going , can always find the last life.”

"I believe they all think the same way as I do."

In the distance, two figures slowly leave the surface and float towards the universe.They will leave here together, depart from their parent star and continue to go far away, seeking the final destination.

... Can't go back to where you came from, can't find a place to return to.Inheriting a destiny they never knew, they will continue to wander the universe.