The Chen Qing Collection of Two Worlds [Rebirth]

Wei Wuxian didn't know when he fell asleep and when he woke up. He floated up and down like a boat in the rapids, and stayed in a drowsy state until late at night, when suddenly a donkey brayed, and he woke up completely.

Lan Wangji was fully dressed, took a bichen, and leaned over the window looking at something.Wei Wuxian got up from the bed, said while getting dressed, "Lan Zhan, I heard Little Apple's voice."

As long as there are apples to eat, little apples will generally not be so pissed off.Moreover, when the two of them stayed at this inn, they had repeatedly told the waiter in the inn to add more apples to the hay, and paid two taels of silver as a reward.But according to the method of calling like killing a donkey just now, the apple must have been secretly confiscated, so when the donkey uncle got angry, he kicked his son in the middle of the night!

Wei Wuxian was worried, and decided to go out to have a look at Little Apple, lest that guy enrich his own money and abuse his donkey.Lan Wangji closed the window lightly, turned around and put Bichen on the table, slowly put his arms around him from behind, and said, "Well, it's all right."

Lan Wangji's hands were clamping him like fine steel hoops, Wei Wuxian was glued to the left and right, unable to move, he said helplessly, "Lan Zhan, what are you doing...let go first, let me go and see Little Apple."

Lan Wangji said, "Not loose."

Wei Wuxian patted the back of his hand, and said, "Hanguang-jun, it's useless to play tricks. You're not the A Yuan you were when you were young, and you can beg for a piece of candy if you are lazy... Hey, even the old waist will let you go!" You broke it. Hurry up, Lan Zhan, let your elder brother Wei go out and take a look at Little Pingdonkey, and then play hooligans with you when he comes back..."

Before the words were finished, Lan Wangji took away Wei Wuxian's Chen Qing pinned to his waist with lightning speed, and waved his sleeve, but there was a "boom", and the famous ghost flute landed on the bed.

"..."

Wei Wuxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Lan Zhan, if you don't want to let go, you won't let go. Why are you venting your anger on my flute?"

Lan Wangji hugged his arm tightly again, leaned on his shoulder, and denied, "I didn't vent my anger."

The two have lived together for five or six years, and Wei Wuxian has already figured out the temper of Second Young Master Lan, so naturally he doesn't believe it at all.Deliberately teasing him, he said: "Really? Then why is the room full of sour smell? Hanguang-jun, oh Hanguang-jun, you even eat the vinegar of a donkey, if your uncle finds out, you will definitely... ..ah!"

Wei Wuxian's body was suddenly turned upside down and pressed against the wall.

Lan Wangji stared at him fiercely, wishing to shut up that provocative mouth, and said viciously, "I'm not jealous."

Wei Wuxian pretended not to be able to read his gaze, curled his lips and said, "Who said there is no, there are not only vinegar altars in this room, but also vinegar vats! Old vinegar, smelling it, it has been hidden for 30 to [-] years, no wonder So sour."

Lan Wangji retorted, "Not sour."

Seeing that he refused to admit it to death, Wei Wuxian became very playful.Stretching out his hand to pick up his chin, he teased him like he used to tease A Yuan, and said with a smile, "Second brother, how old are you?"

Lan Wangji was stunned for a moment, then he replied straight-forward, "Thirty to nine."

Wei Wuxian made a "cut", and continued: "It's not fun at all, how can you tell the truth at this time?"

Lan Wangji humbly asked for advice, "How should I answer?"

Wei Wuxian leaned on his shoulder deliberately, and whispered, "Lan Zhan...you should answer, 'Wangji is three years old.'"

Everyone in the world knows that the Yiling Patriarch has the ability to call wind and rain and change dynasties, and to try it tonight really lived up to his reputation.Wei Wuxian's words set off a shocking wave, and he saw Lan Wangji's eyes as calm as an abyss, as if a landslide and the earth were cracking, and suddenly he raised his hands and lifted him up.

"Lan Zhan..."

With icy fingers crawling on his neck, Wei Wuxian put his arms around his neck, squeezing countless spring flowers and autumn moons, Wushan's morning and evening, between his lips and teeth.

But at this moment, there was a scream outside the courtyard:

"Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wei WuXian stood in front of the door of the inn next door, pointing to the crookedly written welcome sign under the white lantern, and said, "Lan Zhan, look."

Lan Wangji took up the Qin sword and stood quietly beside him.Hearing this, he looked up, and saw that the inn had changed a new couplet at some point, completely different from what they saw when they passed by during the day.

The Union:

Mr. Sunset has come.

Downlink:

Tianming is not allowed to leave.

Wei Wuxian stroked his chin, and said, "The scream just now came from here. I don't know which man is so unlucky to stay in this ghost shop... Lan Zhan, leave now. How long until dawn?"

Lan Wangji looked at the sky and replied, "Less than two hours."

"Since Mr. Rimu has come, Tianming is not allowed to leave. Listen, what a big tone! Mr. Hanguang, copycat."

Wei WuXian pulled out his flute from his waist, then winked at Lan WangJi, and said aggressively, "I want to see who Fang Xie Chong is responsible for, daring to play prestige in front of Yiling Patriarch. I'll tear it down today. This 'broken temple' will let you see how many eyes Prince Ma has!"

After all, lift your foot and kick the door.It's strange to say that before Wei Wuxian's kick was real, the door of the inn "slammed" open inward, and a strong bloody aura rushed towards his face.

In the blink of an eye, Lan Wangji pulled Wei Wuxian behind him, and then the harp lay on the ground, the clouds and the moon swirled, the voiceless sound swept away, and the harp rang three times, dispelling the evil spirit of grievance and blood.

Wei Wuxian leaned on Lan Wangji enjoying himself, and after everything returned to calm, he poked his head out from behind him, pointed to the weird couplet and said, "Lan Zhan, look quickly! The words have changed again!"

Lan Wangji looked intently, and saw that the welcome couplet that was crooked like a ghostly talisman had disappeared, revealing the original couplet:

The Union:

Where is Mr. Higurashi going?

Downlink:

I will not stay in the morning.

Wei Wuxian couldn't help sighing, "Good words!"

Suddenly, the entire inn was lit up and brightly lit.A clerk dressed as a waiter ran out of the inn in a panic. Seeing the two people in front of the door dressed in expensive clothes, he believed that they were high-class passers-by, so he smiled all over his face, nodded and bowed his head and asked, "Two guest officers, do you want to be smart?" (Travel break for dinner, Beijing-Tianjin dialect) Or stay in a hotel?"

Wei WuXian stared at him for a long time, determined that he was an ordinary person who couldn't be more ordinary, and said with a smile, "I was walking with my elder brother, and I was a little hungry after driving for a day. I don't know if there is anything else to eat. .”

The little second had sharp eyes and ears, and was very clever. He smiled and replied, "Yes, yes, why not! Please, please, two guests!" He led Wei WuXian to the private room on the second floor, and said loudly, "Your honored guest." To - kill chickens and sheep! Eat and drink well, send you on your way."

When the wind blows, the lights go out.

The moon is dark and the night is killing, and the wind is high and the sky is set on fire.

Just now that clever little Er stood by the table, raised his hand and tore it off, revealing a face full of scars.He looked at the two people who were overwhelmed by the medicine, spat, and said angrily: "Hmph, what Yiling patriarch, what Gusu Lan clan! In the end, I'm still the defeated one!"

Wei Wuxian moved his fingers, as if he was struggling to wake up, but soon he couldn't resist the medicine, and fell asleep again.

Needless to say, the waiter in this shop was transformed by a Taoist who practiced sorcery.If you say that this evil spirit has a strong background, his reputation is as bad as that of the ancestor of Yiling back then, and even to the point where the common people's expressions have changed, and the immortal sect hates him so much that he does not hesitate to publish a list to encircle and suppress him.

The hook snake Taoist can be called "the evil of evil, the most evil".

To say that Taoist Hook Snake is also a well-known figure, he is famous for practicing the art of cannibalism to prolong life, and he does everything from burning, killing, and looting.In just three years since he appeared in this world, he stole the limelight from Yiling Patriarch and Jin Guangyao. It is rumored that day can make people frightened, and night can make children stop crying. A piece of chicken flying eggs, so beautiful.

To say that the law of heaven is unfair, the poor hooked snake has a bad life. He was born ugly since he was a child. He was often insulted and beaten by others. He has extremely low self-esteem. Over time, he hates all good-looking people in the world.Whoever was targeted by him, regardless of gender, all peeled off their skins, chopped them up and fed them to the dogs.

Lan Wangji originally had a pure and pure face, and his every move was unrestrained and handsome, like a fairy descended from the mortal world, and also had the appearance of a god.Taoist Hook Snake was already jealous of Hanguang-Jun's jealous beauty, and the Gusu Lan Sect has been chasing him vigorously. The current Patriarch Lan Xichen cut off one of his ears with a sword. Run away quickly, I'm afraid he has become Shuo Yue's dead soul by the sword.

The more Taoist Hook Snake thinks about it, the more unwilling he becomes, so his anger rises from his heart, and the evil turns to his gallbladder, ready to take the old and new grudges together!But after hearing a bang, he rushed to pull out the shiny skinning knife from his waist, and sharpened it on the ground a few times indiscriminately, before stepping forward to skin and bleed Lan Wangji.

However, what he didn't expect was that before his finger touched Gusu Lan's snow-white school uniform, someone chopped it off with a knife!

I saw that in this private room, at some time, there was a paper man with bright red lips, blue face and long fangs, standing next to him with a hatchet on his shoulder.

Taoist Hook Snake's face turned pale immediately, he slumped on the ground clutching his severed finger, and said in horror, "Yi, Yiling Patriarch!"

"Why do you call your father? I'm not as unfilial as you are!"

Wei Wuxian, who was "fainted" by the table, stretched his waist, and said in a breathless voice: "Finally caught, ouch, I'm so sleepy! In the middle of the night, other people's homes are sleeping on the kang with their wives in their arms. , I do have a 'mother-in-law', but it's a pity that I don't have a kang."

Lan Wangji glanced at him when he heard the word "mother-in-law".Wei WuXian pretended he didn't see it at all, and continued to face the difficulties, saying: "The woman I begged is a fairy, it's enough to hug her once in one night, three, four, five, six, seven or eight times is more or less the same!"

Taoist Hook Snake traveled all over the world, and he was well-informed, but he had never seen such an open-mouthed and shameless person.He cursed angrily: "Bullshit Yiling patriarch, he's just a fucked rabbit... woo woo woo woo!"

Lan Wangji sealed Taoist Gooshe's foul mouth, and at the same time, Bichen's cold light also arrived.

After a cock crow, blood spattered three feet.

Wei WuXian recited Amitabha Buddha three times silently, stretched his long legs and stood up from the stool, and said to Lan WangJi, "This scourge has finally been eradicated."

Lan Wangji shook off the blood beads on the sword, and said calmly, "Yes."

The two walked out of this ghostly inn together, just in time to meet the scene emerging from the daylight.Wei Wuxian turned around and smashed the couplet on the gate, and said with a smile, "I won't save Tianming, and I won't keep your life either. Let's reincarnate in the underworld!"

In the morning light, blue silk knots red strings, and white jade travels in clouds.Lan Wangji was a few steps behind, and suddenly said, "Wei Ying."

Wei Wuxian turned his head when he heard the sound, and said with a smile, "Lan Zhan, what's the matter?"

In an instant, Yanhua is bright and beautiful, occupying all kinds of amorous feelings.It seems that after wandering for a long time, I have finally found my home in this life, just one glance is my whole life.

After a long silence, Lan Wangji finally said, "Let's go back to Gusu."

Wei Wuxian laughed and jumped at him, saying, "Okay."

The author has something to say: Remember the night hunting together of Patriarch Xian and Wang Ji