The Chen Qing Collection of Two Worlds [Rebirth]

The Master said: If a gentleman has nothing to fight for, he will definitely shoot!Yi Yi yields to ascend, descends to drink, and fights to be a gentleman.

Since Lan'an, the founder of the mountain, the Gusu Lan family has been around for a hundred years, and has always adhered to the way of a gentleman, never arguing, regardless of right and wrong, detached from the world.But "shooting is like a gentleman" (a gentleman's life is like archery), although winning or losing is a common matter for military strategists, if "missing the goal" (missing the target of the arrow), you should "seek it yourself" ( I don't blame the target for not being right, I just blame myself for not being good at archery), but it must be disputed.

Sure enough, after performing the ceremony of "leaning on the Jing" and "causing a shot", Lan Wangji bowed to the hall and stood firmly in his shooting position.

Yilan's family has a way of saying one thing and another, and Lan Wangji will definitely not give way to Wen Ning on the shooting range, nor will he get used to that little bastard Wen Chao.

Wei Wuxian was so anxious that he took advantage of Lan Wangji's time to lower his head and put on the armguard, and hurriedly leaned over to remind him, "Well... Lan Zhan, forget about the meaning after a while, don't be serious, you have to give it to me anyway. Save face for the Wen family."

Lan Wangji looked up at him, and replied, "Why?"

Wei WuXian pulled him back and pretended to straighten Lan WangJi's armguards, while whispering in his ear, "Wen Chao is a man of great success and narrow-minded! If you win against the Wen family, I'm afraid you will give your uncle and elder brother Get in trouble."

It is the way of a gentleman if he fails to hit, and he does not complain about the winner.But the Wen family prides themselves on being above ten thousand people, abandoning "propriety, righteousness, integrity and shame" like a pair of shoes, even though "those who follow me will not prosper", but "those who oppose me will perish", all kinds of fish and meat are struck by thunder.Wei Wuxian felt nauseous when he saw Wen Chao's face. The previous family was ruined and the mass graves were all thanks to this man. If Lan Zhan was targeted by him again...

no.Absolutely not!

Wei Wuxian thought to himself: Never mind, 36 tricks are the best plan.He really couldn't wait any longer, so he pulled Lan Wangji and begged, "Lan Zhan, let's not compare, can we? Archery is nothing compared, let them let it go. Just say... Let’s just say that you are sick and your stomach is ruined by eating, so don’t compare..."

However, the arrow is on the string and has to be fired. As a famous family, there is no reason to flee without fighting.Lan Wangji didn't know what was going on in Wei Wuxian's mind, he just stretched out his hand and pushed Wei Wuxian aside, curled his slender fingers, knocked on his forehead, shook his head and said, "Naughty."

Wei Wuxian became anxious, and said, "Lan Zhan, I'm not fooling around! It's that little bastard Wen Chao, he—"

A gust of wind blew around a bend, and Wen Chao, who was bragging to his brothers from the same clan, suddenly got a jolt behind his back, and sneezed three times in a row, with snot flying all over his nose, which was extremely unsightly.He shouted angrily, "Which bastard scolded me behind my back!"

"..."

Wen Chao was probably used to things going smoothly, and he would make a fuss even if he sneezed.Seeing that no one acknowledged it, he continued to yell loudly: "Who is the one who scolded his grandma? Get the hell out of here... Whoops!"

The strange thing is, Wen Chao hadn't finished saying the word "scroll", when suddenly his butt hurt, as if someone had kicked him, and fell to the ground with a thump, and fell to the ground like a dog!

Wen Chao pouted several times before spitting out the grass roots in his mouth, pounding the ground and shouting angrily, "Who kicked me! Who is it! Who the hell is it! Get out!"

Wei Wuxian hastily pressed Lan Wangji's hand, hiding him behind him without a trace.Jiang Cheng snorted coldly, and said, "I'm eight feet away from you, what do you think I'm doing?"

Wen Chao sized up Jiang Cheng for a while, then moved between Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji for a while, seeing that the three of them were really standing far away, it was impossible for someone to kick him unknowingly, so he turned his head and shouted: "Is it you?!"

Hearing Wen Chao's scolding, the Wen family's children rushed forward and helped him up from the ground, and rushed forward one after another, shouting: "It's wrong, it's wrong! It's really not us! Even if we eat the bear's heart and the leopard's guts, we wouldn't dare Kick you!"

Somebody thought Wen Chao was not unlucky enough, but someone cheered and wished Ji Ji: "Cousin just now sneezed three times and then fell down, what a happy event. It seems that today's siege of the hunting ground must come out on top!"

Although Wen Chao loves to be complimented, he won't accept all kinds of shit.Now the flattery was obviously all on the donkey's hooves, Wen Chao pulled off the weeds like chicken coops on top of his head, and cursed loudly: "Fool! You son of a bitch try to throw yourself. It's still the best, if I didn't get the first place today, so I'll let you pass the top seven!"

After being yelled at by him like this, the group of ghosts and monsters in the Wen family scattered in all directions, and immediately vacated the position around Wen Qionglin.Wen Chao was so angry that he was dizzy, and he didn't have time to find out who kicked him, so he pointed at Wen Qionglin and shouted, "Why are you so stupid, I asked you to shoot arrows, but you shoot them!"

Holding the bow and arrow, Wen Qionglin responded tremblingly: "Okay...okay, horse, right away..."

"Shooter! Shotgun!" (the person in charge of the shooting ceremony)

Wen Chao shouted at the top of his voice, "If you don't come over here and start calling, what are you doing!"

According to the etiquette, learning archery should take turns to go up and down, but the Qishan Wen family has always been the only one, so naturally they will not follow any bullshit etiquette. Reporter! Don’t frighten the reporter), they hurriedly rushed the two to compete together.

Wei Wuxian is really on pins and needles right now, just looking at the posture of the two holding their bows, he knows something bad is going to happen——

Wen Ning still misses the shot, Lan Zhan will definitely hit it!

But at this critical moment, something soft suddenly floated onto his face.

Wei WuXian looked up, and at some point, or even unknowingly, the gentle wind piercing through the leaves of the forest had already blown Lan WangJi's flowing and soft long forehead to his eyes.

In an instant, it suddenly became clear.

After silently reciting Amitabha three times in his heart, Wei Wuxian narrowed his eyes and shouted, "Lan Zhan!"

Lan Wangji drew his bow like a full moon, without turning his head, he asked, "What's the matter?"

Wei Wuxian said, "Your forehead is crooked!"

Lan Wangji paused for a moment, then said, "Quiet."

Wei Wuxian continued: "I didn't lie to you! It's really crooked, I'll straighten it for you!"

He did it right away, and before Lan Wangji could react, he grabbed the forehead wipe that was floating around, and tore it off Lan Wangji's forehead the moment the arrow was about to fly out.

At the same time, loud cheers erupted from the Wen family camp.Wen Chao was dumbfounded and said, "Qiong Lin! I didn't expect you to hit it!"

Wen Qionglin was blushed again, and stood there, hesitating to speak.Jiang Cheng quietly wiped out the tricks behind his back, then walked over to pick up Lan Wangji's arrow that missed the target, and gloated, "I never imagined that Lan Wangji would miss the target one day."

However, since ancient times, some families have been happy and some have been sad about the shooting match.This side Wei WuXian was holding the forehead wipe in his hand, facing the ugly face of Second Young Master Lan, he cheekily apologized and said with a cheeky smile: "Lan Zhan... I didn't mean it, it's really crooked... ...Ah! Lan Zhan, let me go, it hurts, you pull me so much! Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan!"

At this moment, Lan Wangji was surrounded by black clouds, and he wanted to eat him alive, so he immediately threw his finger and armguards, pushed and dragged him into a hidden forest.

Wei Wuxian struggled to his death, and shouted: "Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Brother Wangji! Second brother Lan! Please spare me, I won't dare again!"

Lan Wangji suddenly said, "Don't dare to do anything?"

Wei Wuxian blinked, pretending to sob and said, "Don't dare to pull your forehead... Oh, Lan Zhan! How dare you hit me! Ah! Ah! Painful pain! I was wrong, I really Wrong, woo woo woo woo woo..."

I saw the second young master Lan pinning him on the tree, peeling off his trousers in twos and twos, raising his hand a few times, making a few reddish handprints on his snow-white buttocks, and said coldly: "What's wrong?"

Wei WuXian howled at the top of his voice "crying and crying", "I'm not naughty anymore, I'm not going to be naughty anymore. I want to regret the marriage!"

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The author has something to say: ① Master said: A gentleman must shoot if he has nothing to fight for!Yi Yi yields to ascend, descends to drink, and fights to be a gentleman.

[Translation: Confucius said: "A gentleman has nothing to contend with. (If he competes with others), it must be in archery. (Meeting) bow hands, bow to each other, and then go up to the hall (comparison shooting), go down to the hall, and drink with each other. Such The way of competition is also the competition between gentlemen (polite).]

② "Yijing" (the winner uses the banner as the shooter to indicate the position of the bull's-eye), "Lure" (demonstration for the shooters)

Wen Ning's shot was caused by Jiang Cheng, and Lan Zhan's missed shot was caused by Wei Wuxian